/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15802379
Are you aware that trannies refer to trannies that haven't come out yet as eggs?

>>15802379
Why don't I see you on twitter anymore?

>>15802399
My roommate is trans and I still don’t think about them as much as you do

>>15802404
Threatened a political official with violence and got Zuck’d. Just waiting for a brave cub of the caliphate to bring 5 pounds of anthrax stateside inshallah

>>15802406
>my roommate is trans
Jesus. Way to admit you are a giant homosexual.

>>15802413
>what are random roommate assignments
Ask me how I know you still live with your parents

>>15802379
are you an egg

>>15802419
Yeah

>>15802417
Would rather live with a loving heterosexual couple than be forced to live with a BPD degenerate.

>>15802432
Honestly best roommate I’ve had. Maybe when you graduate Highschool you’ll be less angry. Until then, make like an egg and scram-ble.

>>15802425
fuck you egg i hate you. never come back here ever again

>>15802419
trans too, dunno if that matter

>>15802379
is pineapple an acceptable pizza topping?

>>15802437
>best roommate I ever had
He's sucking you off isn't he?

>>15802442
Suck my cock I am a mainstay of the cuisine of all cultures. I’ll crack your skull open faggot

I killed your mother and then coated her with you to fry her.

>>15802447
I’d say so yeah.
>>15802451
What is with you and gay shit? Your parents must be concerned

>>15802453
You got the wrong guy my shell is still intact but that does sound delish

>>15802379
which came first, the chicken or you?

>>15802459
The chicken. I came out of a chicken’s cloaca

>>15802463
where did the chicken come from?

>>15802476
How should I know? I’m an egg.

>>15802456
My parents aren't concerned. They know how important the fight against depravity is.

>>15802495
Well they should cut off your internet access. This website is 18+, so not for you.

>>15802504
Fuck off you cocksucker. I've had sex two times

>>15802534
Dude I don’t care about your gay escapades. I am an egg.

Have you seen this movie?

>>15802547
>gay escapade
You'd know all about that wouldn't you, you star wars posting closet case

>>15802379
what is your favorite way to prepare eggS?

>>15802557
Nah I prefer horror films. Plus I’m more of a theatre egg

>>15802566
Friend on a pan. Nice and simple. Use the yolk as dipping sauce for some toast and ur Cummin.

>>15802581
You have your toast with cumin?

>>15802379
Who's the egg king?

I crave eggs sometimes. It's not the same feeling as wanting something sweet or wanting junk food. It's like I need it. Can a body associate certain foods with nutrients it might be needing and cause you to crave that food?

>>15802379
Where did you go? I had five of you in my fridge and now they've disappeared somewhere
>>15802399
>sees egg
>trannies instantly come to mind
Stop going on /gif/

>>15802557
What the fuck are they doing?

>>15802713
>Stop going on /gif/
no

>>15802722
Sharing an egg. That's what friends do.

>>15802557
>you have to eat all the eggs
>>15802739
Should have been more specific, stop going in sissy tranny threads fuckboi

>>15802432
You seriously still live with them? Holy shit dude.

>>15802854
I live with my grandparents, the fuck you gon do nigga?

>>15802379
Does the rice really cook you?

>>15802758
>stop going on sissy tranny threads
How else am I supposed to keep up with your dad?

>>15802379
Fuck off tranny

>>15802379
Imagine being so sad and lonely that you have to go onto a cooking board and make up a dumb thread to try and get people to chat with you. Neck yourself and do yourself and the world a favor.

Eggselent.

>>15803161
Why is 4chan so fucking obsessed with trannies?

>>15803281
are you asking the egg?

Everybody calm down, I got him

>>15803304
You know what. Why not?
>>15802379
Yo egg? Why the fuck is 4chan so obsessed with trannies?

>>15803317
No I'm not. I'm straight af.

>>15803322
Other than this thread, how many times have you thought about trannies today? Be honest.

>>15803332
Now who's the one obsessed with trannies?

>>15803118
>How else am I supposed to keep up with your dad?
So you're gay and coom to my dad?
>>15803171
Don't be too harsh, a lot of people here are lonely and want to chat shit
>>15803281
Since it became more mainstream, jews pushing it or something like that. Like pushing all the bbc and interacial stuff. Keep in mind theres porn addicts all over this place and nothing vanilla gets them off anymore

>>15803408
How many times anon?

how do you music?

>>15802379
How does he get out ?

>>15802624
No you start cummin when you eat the toast
>>15802638
>Who's the egg king?
Point of contention in the community. My loyalty is to the House of Saud.
>>15802704
Idk I’m an egg
>>15802713
I got sick of your shitty cooking and me and my boys dipped.
>>15802955
You are just embarrassing yourself. In an Egg thread. Disgusting.
>>15802960
I mean... maybe high temp rice? You use raw eggs in Spaghetti Carbonara so it’s possible.
>>15803161
I’m an egg
>>15803171
I’m an egg.
>>15803281
Degenerate fetishism
>>15803317
Degenerate fetishism. Plus a lot of closet “eggs” as this anon said >>15802399
>>15803538
Clacking mostly.
>>15803604
With Allah all things are possible

How's it feel just getting laid? hahah!

>i'm so lonely bros

>>15803834
>How's it feel just getting laid?
Hehehehehehehehe

>>15802557
Someome please explain this webm to me.