/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15800832
What do you prefer? Soylent?

>>15800832
Motherfucker, are you trying to go to war with America?

>>15800832
>you will never be David Hasselhoff drunk af enjoying a good burger

At home, you can skip the bun and use a fork. Went to a restaurant once and French couple was at next table. Hamburger was presented "open" so people can dress their own before slapping it together. They went at it "open" with fork and knife; server corrected them.

>>15800832
Literally solved by not being retarded, but I guess hotdogs are the superior tard-proof food in the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGUI4bnQbQ

>>15800850
reddit

>>15800850
Isn't the hamburger a German invention thou?

>>15801666
curryburst ist german

>>15801666
Yes. Hamburger literally means. "Hamburger from Hamburg"

>>15800832
Eat food better, then.

>>15800832
>op is a faggot

>>15801676
no, it means "Hamburger from Hamburg in Hamburg"

>>15801974
Film yourself eating that without making a mess

>>15800832
Fucking use a knife and fork you pig.

>>15800832
I don't care what kind of dispute they had.
Filming him like this and making it public makes her a massive fucking cunt.
Don't get me started on Dog the Bounty Hunter's sack of shit son.

If I am eating a proper burger, rather than the flat miserable ones from a chain place, I use a knife and fork.

>>15801666
It's Danish

Dirty lotion bottle and roll of semen catcher

>>15800832
I wish I could get "laying on the floor, struggling to eat a burger" wasted. Now the most that happens is that I get drunk and take a nap.

>>15800832
all of this can be abated by just eating them with a knife and fork, I bet you eat pasta with your hands too

>>15800832
I have not encountered any of those issues.
If you are having all of these problems then your burger is shit.

>>15800832
lmao i forgot about that hasselhoff shit, wasn't that like 2007?

>>15801666
no

>>15802421
you can cut it in half

>>15800832
Pussy hands, pussy mouth, pussy grip, pussy bite. Wanna fite? Fly a kite, pussy k***

>>15800917
If the burger is messy or tall I always eat it with a fork and knife. Don't care what others think of me.

>>15800832
Why don't you just not make it all fucking retarded and try that

>>15800881
A man can dream. Hamberg the Hoff and get a qt nn 13 yo model gf.

>>15800832
You're describing a poorly constructed hamburger. They're not all inherently like this.

>>15803776
she a super chonk tho

if you haven't had a culvers style burger yet, you haven't had a burger

>barely fits in your mouth
I got somethin a little easier for you *wink*

>>15800832
If you have even a minimal amount of dexterity then you should be able to hold and eat just about any normal restaurant hamburger without issue. You can also cut it in half if you're a hoe

>>15800832
Why is Gordon Ramsey laying on the floor eating a hamburger? Is this what he's up to now since covid shut down restaurants everywhere?

>>15800832
go to sleep hasselhoff you're too drunk to be posting

>>15800832
have you tried not having cerebral palsy?

>>15800832
dont add so much "sauce"
dont put a fucking salad on your burger
im just wtf-ing at the rest

>>15800832
>don't make it that big then
>don't use so much sauce then
>learn what order to properly stack shit in
>again just learn how to make it properly x6


imagine being filtered by a fucking SANDWICH

>>15800917
>server told someone how they're allowed to eat their food
cool story bro didn't happen

>>15803156
Only cowards eat hamburgers with a fork and knife.

There is always a way to eat hamburgers that are too tall.

>>15800832
That is why you use foil to hold your hamburger. The sauces and ingredients don't fall out and it keeps the hamburger hot for more time.