/ck/ - Food & Cooking

cringe, dont do that

Right on

What will your final meal be?

>>15766548
Please don’t!!

>>15766548
You will fail a that too, i believe in you

>>15766548
How you gonna do it?

what food is this?

>>15766548

buy us some pizza

>>15766548
send me some pizza first then
oh and put me on your will

>>15766548
:3 Sup homie. What are your thoughts on consensual doctor assisted suicide for the mentally ill?

>>15766548
at least tell us why

>>15766596
she left me

>>15766594
They'd try and talk you out of it, make you fill in forms and go to counselling.
A fate worse than death.

>>15766548
Nah make a stiff drink and shit post. It'll get you through this slump

>>15766548
do a flip faggot

>>15766605
Dude, that's just pathetic.

>>15766605
Jesus find a better reason than that.
Don't give women the satisfaction.

Btw im trans if that matters

>>15766605
Do it faggot

Btw im a train if that matters

>>15766635
stay strong trains is hard job

>>15766635
gosh trains are cool

>>15766605
women aren't that important. When you are able to find happiness on your own you will find that women come and go like the wind. You don't need to and shouldn't depend on someone else for happiness.

leftypol raid

>>15766605
PUSSY. If you're checking out because of a girl, I'm not gonna try and stop you, omega faggot. Just out of curiosity though, how old are you? 15?

>>15766616
>>15766632
>>15766647
>>15766659
you guys have bo clue what its like to get cheated on...its not just that easy to move on...i was going to propose in 3 weeks

>>15766606
Yeah but at least you could talk about it, and potentially convince them you are suffering enough to be euthanized.

After all, wouldn't it be better to die surrounded by loved ones who get closure, have your affairs settled, and have a 0% chance of failure (I've seen some fucked up failed suicide attempts, even with guns and hanging, talk about a fate worse than death). And easy cleanup (I watch a ton of crime scene cleanup and suicides are pretty gnarly)

Regardless of the reason, I don't think people should be forced to sloppily try to end their own lives.

>>15766548
seek help

>>15766676
Go beat the shit out of the dude like a real man

>>15766697
>Go beat the shit out of the dude like a real man
sir this is a /ck/ thread

A fast food thread died for this

>>15766676
then you dodged a massive bullet, look at it that way instead
would you rather have not found out and married and had kids with this whore

>>15766676
yeah I'm sure it hurts now but you'll move on and it's for the best. It's better you didn't propose to her if she is immature enough to have sacrificed your feelings for sex. You deserve to be treated better than that. Show yourself the respect that you know you deserve.

>>15766723
well i mean we could have explored other options

empty your fridge out first

>>15766548
cool

>>15766605
>killing yourself over a woman
Patheric. I'd tell you not to do it, but someone as pathetic as you doesn't deserve to live.

>>15766739
This. Leave a massive shit in your pants for everyone even more to laugh at when they find out you killed yourself over some dumb bitch.

>>15766605
>killing yourself over a femoid
you are better than this

>>15766605
Kill her instead

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15766548
With food hopefully?

>>15766548
Don’t do it

>>15766579
>>15766710
>>15766797
>NONNOOOOOOO!!!! YOU MUST STAY ON TOPIC ON MY HECKIN BOARDERINOOOO!!!!

>>15766605
>letting a thot control your life
If you kys she’ll win, you should live just to spite her

>>15766731
what other options
someone cheats on you its over

>>15766676
I hope you kept the receipt :^)

>>15766676
Kill him you faggot. He ruined your life.

>>15766824
well I would have preferred to have been in an open relationship rather than her just leave me the way she did

>>15766847
>well I would have preferred to have been in an open relationship
this and the fact that you wont go kick that dudes ass is why she left. woman hate men with no spine

>>15766853
nah it's probably because she's a monkey branching cunt

>>15766847
Why??

>>15766847
this is much much much better for you whether you realize it or not. you would have felt worse knowing she was mentally out-the-door. it's something you can't hide.

>>15766811
If he killed himself it would fuck her up mentally, especially if he livestreams it and sends her the video, or leaves his body in a place where she'll find it. Breaking into her house and hanging himself in her room would guarantee permanent psychological damage. Not that I recommend it, though. (I do not recommend this)

>>15766960
broads won't give a fuck, half of them would relish it

>>15766866
>offtopic thread full of nondescript featureless "heartbreak"
>someone posting from the OP's perspective uses a term I've never heard of before
>google it and first result is Sponsored Content for electronic-surveillance-tools wrapped in a girliemag listacle written by a girl with a Jewish name
my PsyOp alarm bells are RINGING

>>15766847
an """open relationship""" that starts with one of the parties cheating on the other and coercing them into """exploring other options""" wouldn't last anyway and would just cause more suffering in the long run
you dodged a bullet
>>15766960
killing yourself on a whim out of spite is retarded
these things happen to most people at some point in their lives, it gets better. get help if you don't think you can handle it on your own - therapy or at least some emotional support

>>15766979
you're ignorance is of no concern to me

>>15766605
its ok anon...women are retarded anyways

Op fren I made Funeral Potatoes ... for that ho and nigger she left you for. I hope they die this VERY night fren

>>15766960
she'll cry in therapy but then your life's greatest legacy becomes the stock intimate-self-disclosure-anecdote that she uses as one step of her cockhungry Mating Dance. "Yeah I had a boyfriend kill himself once after we broke up. It was really sad :( now let me suck your dick you tall broad-shouldered white man"

>>15766979
"Monkey-branching" is a term used in the redpill/game community to refer to a woman who takes advantage of a partner to attain a higher-status partner. An example would be a girl who dates you in order to get closer to your boss or a higher-status friend of yours, then moves up to dating them when the time is right. The metaphor is of a monkey who swings from one branch as a means of reaching a higher branch.

Not saying this thread isn't gay and probably fake, but you may want to fine tune your conspiracy detector a bit

>>15767016
>white man
black*

>>15767025
>black*
blasian*

>>15767025
>black

Pajeet

>>15766548
take the BBQ pit boy pill
get out in the woods with your boys
grilling, smoking, sucking, roasting, fucking
and not a woman in sight

bliss....

>>15767039
a-are they actually gay?

>>15767039
Sounds a bit gay desu

>>15767039
this got the first real-good-deep-laugh out of me in a good long while, at least as far as 4chan posts go

>>15767039
village people 2

>>15767052
you sound gay

>>15767045
Not gay just 'men that have sex with men'

>>15767055
OK if I can be honest this sounds like a pretty based lifestyle lowkey.

>>15767054

>>15766548
Good. Maybe that will decrease the number of frogposts on this board.

>>15767080

>>15767039
>implying i having friends

>>15766697
It doesn't help, you'll likely spend a night in jail, and even if you beat the fuck out of him, you'll still feel like a cuck, like less of a man, and then you gotta pay fines, go to anger management, have the whole system tell you that you were wrong for doing what any man with balls would do, and the worst of it? You'll have to pay for the medical bills for the damages you caused to him. Ask me how I know. It's bc best to just cut your losses, and hope the next one isn't a slut. I didn't date anyone for three whole years until I found a woman who was still a virgin, and now she's my wife.

>>15767099
I found someone like that but for some reason I'm just not interested in her for some reason. I dont know why she is pretty much what I thought I would want in a woman but all she does is talk about the bibble and jesus and I'm not that big of a believer

>>15767108
I highly recommend finding the Lord, anon.

>>15767115
iron and blood rule all

>>15766693
sea kelp

>>15766641

>>15766548
Wrong board >>>/pol/

>>15766676
You aren't the first person to get cheated on. Take my advice and get over it as fast as possible or it will fester and eat at you a long time.

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/Dp2SJN4UiE4

>>15767303
It’s not easy. It took me a full year to stop feeling suicidal. Three to start to feel some kind of semblance of normalcy.

>>15767351
The interesting thing is, all the things you used to enjoy, you just feel nothing. That is no way to live. Not for long. For example. During this time, I saw what I knew to be objectively one of the most beautiful atmospheric phenomena I’d ever seen, involving the moon “raining down” light through an opening in thick cloud cover down on a shimmering lake. I just felt numbness. The same feeling you’d get looking at a blank wall. I inew this wasn’t normal. Now, years later, feeling is back. But I really thought it would never return. That mindset just makes you want to end it.

>>15766641
>stay strong trains is hard job
I need to find this screenshot now.

>>15767390

>>15766548
lol /ck/ mods really do not give a shit

>>15767422
Based raj

>>15767425
This is an intirvetion

>>15767425
49 posters do not care either

>>15767039
This anon. Let’s have a meet up of /ck/ and have a backwoods grill’a’thon/fuck’a’thon. Cover the woods and each other in our McChicken riddled semen

>attempted sudoku when i was 15 because i had already realized how digusting the world is
>now 23 and NEET
The only thing that has stopped me from doing it again and properly in the last ~5 years is my mother, if she started hating me and kicked me out then i'd be hanging from a tree by the end of the day

>>15767484
>attempted
Are you a woman? Men tend to get that shit done the first time

>>15766676
this is literally a when life gives you lemons type deal
go slay some other pussy now, you're free
use radiohead and whiskey if it makes it easier