/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15759869
Gumbo!

1. make literally anything
2. add this
3. wa lah, instant cajun

>>15759869
Shrimp poboy

>>15759869
pork shoulder

>>15759869
I'm listening to that fat son of a bitch right now. also shrimp etouffee.

Pic and link related
https://youtu.be/uahmg9FCJtg

pierre st pierre is one of the worst cum town characters and I've been listening since the obama presidency, also stav is a pedo

>>15759925
Etouffee is nice, like gumbo but it doesn’t take all day to make

>>15759882
>wa lah
it's voila, dumbfuck

>>15759869
Dirty rice. I usually make it with ground turkey instead of chicken livers though

>>15759869
Is that Adam's wife?

>>15760059

>>15759882
Why is the packaging for this brand of sausages so fucking stupid?

Cumtown isn't funny

>>15760059
based newfag

>>15759961
Not funny.

>>15760389
you're just butthurt they made fun of your faggy tabletop games

>>15759869

Listening to this man cackling as I browse /ck/ is my morning routine

>>15760528
hehehheeehehe hell yeah dude respect

>>15759874
>>15759874
>>15759874
this

flounder stuffed with a seafood dressing, preferably fresh blue crab meat

Gumbo & boudain (boudain balls are fucking god-tier)

>>15760059
No thats a fucking instrument you stunned cunt.

>>15759869
Andouile sausage with spicy creole mustard

Jombolaya is absolutely top-tier stuff.

>>15761946
>Jombolaya
The fuck kinda retard spelling is this

>>15761956
It's obviously spelled gumbeauxlaya

>>15759869
Red beans & rice

>>15760513
No. There's an insufferable guy who clearly fake laughs when they're not that funny.

>>15759895
hell yeh dude

>>15759869
My 93 year old maw maw was born and raised in New Orleans and taught me a lot of recipes and how to cook it's fun.

>>15760187
??????

>>15759961
What Babish recipe is this?

>>15759869
Red beans and rice is pretty good

Adam's pussy

how would you class nola style bbq shrimp? creole, cajun, or maybe italian because of the restaurant where it was originally served?

>Breakfast
beignets, kolaches and chickory

>Dinner
mudbug po'boy

>Supper
blackened gator with a cup of gumbo and boudain balls

>>15759869
What happened to his teeth

I love cajun fried mussels and shrimp. I wanna try all the other Louisiana stuff like ettoufe, gumbo, jumbalaya, po boys, crayfish boil etc; but I don't think there are places in my country that serve it

Rate my creole ck :) I put too much tomato vs broth but otherwise the flavors came out very well IMO

>>15759961
be sure to season with kosher salt and freshly cracked pepper

>>15764320
He bit into a chicken wing too hard

>american "food"
L O L E !!!
O
L
E
!!!

>>15764342
Etouffee is pretty easy to make, it’s a lot of prep and you have to watch the roux but that’s about all the difficulty of the recipe.
https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/shrimp_etouffee/
This recipe was really good. I would recommend skipping making your own shrimp stock and instead use prepeeled and deveined shrimp and seafood stock to save time

>>15765680
Additionally
>Add the Cajun seasoning, celery seed and paprika and mix well. Add salt to taste, then mix in the shrimp. Cover the pot, turn the heat to its lowest setting and cook for 10 minutes.
Shrimp cooks really fast so I would keep the heat up and add the shrimp last, cooking it for less time

>>15765228
lolol

>>15759869
Posting Stav is how I know this is a bro tier thread

>>15759970

Got some good dick down here sarge

>>15760187
bigger package = more shelf space = catches the eye of the meandering brainless mart sharter = better sales

>>15759869
STAVVY BABY WOO

I saw him live in Seattle once and got to give him a hug

>>15762068
Stav doesn't fake laugh, he's just a moron who finds everything funny.

>"This is uh, Obama..."
>"ehehehehehehehe..."
>"And I'm uh... Gay!"
>"EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA"

>>15759869
Gumbo

>>15759869
Chicken and andouille jambalaya, nice and thick.

>>15763484
Kolaches are central european, not cajun

>>15760059

>>15763484
Beignets are french, kolaches are czech, and chickory is native to europe, you fucking goon.

>>15760059

>>15759869
fried zuccini hits the spot

>>15759869
fried okra too, most people don't appreciate that

>>15759869
Black eyed peas and green beans, that's a good combination. That's for good luck and this time of the year.

>>15767081
Didn’t fry it but I had okra in a gumbo and it was good, surprised me with how gross it looked when cooking

>>15767094
Yeah it can look weird but it's good. Slimey looking.

>>15759869
Cajun fries

>>15767290
That's an easy one, just take those frozen fries from checkers/rallys and throw some tony catchere powder on them, banging done. It's not rocket science.

>>15767318
>cajun fries
>CREOLE seasoning

>>15767331
They make a creole one too.

>>15767318
tonys rules. used to put that shit on everything as a kid

>>15759900
Dubs won't save you from getting in a fight with your father.

>ctrl+F
>"red beans and rice"
>1 result

>>15762050
This man is actually from Louisiana.

>>15767704
red beans r goated but a good chicken and sausage jambalaya edges it out
also S tier is your mawmaws white beans/ rice dressing and ur pawpaws fried speckled trout and fresh water catfish but yanks arent ready for real coonass culture

>>15759882
Do this if you don't live in Louisiana. I usually use this when making jambalaya or gumbo outside of Louisiana, and it's okay. Definitely doesn't taste like andouille from LA.
t. Cajun

>>15759869

>>15766220
a cupcake and a candybar

>>15767396
what's the difference

>>15760059

>>15759869
red beans and rice, boudin/boudin balls, gas station hot food, turkey necks, chicken gizzards, po boy (whatever the place's specialty is)

god stav is cute

>>15768105
Just a different mix of spices, it's pretty much all the same stuff.

>>15768999
chicken hearts, those are great grilled on skewers

>>15759869
A bastard of gumbo and jambalaya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q5KirYrsoA

Yummy yummy for my tummy

Chicken Sauce Piquant

I made the Chicken Sauce Piquant the other day. A lot of older cajun folks will cook it but the people here are starting to forget about it.

>>15759882

I like to make cajun alfredo uwu

it tastes very good and it's so easy. But it makes me feel disgusting afterwards. Maybe I should use less butter

>>15769267
>>15769286
I made this from a recipe I found in a cajun cookbook I got for Christmas, good shit, love the heat

>>15769358
It’s very underrated. Sometimes gumbo gets old and I like to mix it up with this. You don’t have to wait for cold weather to cook it.

>>15760389

I didn't find the first few minutes of it to be particularly funny, but at least they're trying as opposed to just shitting on things on 4chan. When was the last time you tried to make anyone laugh? Is it really such a crime to attempt to make people feel good with humor?

I'm just saying this because you are cancer..

>>15760389
Shut up, bitch anon

https://youtu.be/p7BEiyGxwQo

>>15769442
Shut up

>>15767704
>This man is actually from Louisiana.
True, but he didn't specify Popeyes red beans so he's a little shaky

>>15759869
Boudin. The one thing I miss about living in the flats

Dudes rock

If by chance you ever are in Alexandria, Louisiana make sure to go to Sammy Crawfish King. It's run by a Jordanian guy and a Cajun guy who teamed up to make Cajun seafood with Middle Eastern spices. The results are absolutely delicious, flavor is some of the best seafood I've ever had cheap, and it's very reasonably priced: you'll get ten shrimp, an andouille sausage, crawfish boiled potato, corn and spiced mushrooms for around $10.
I'd also recommend that if you are ever in Baton Rouge visit Elsie's Plate and Pie; everything on the menu is good but the poulet pie and seafood pies are the best. Genuine quality cooking.
In either case, hit up a daiquiri place afterwards. Nothing better than hanging out on the levees getting hammered. A lot sucks about life in Louisiana but the food and Mardi Gras are bright spots.
>t. Louisianafag currently living in the culinary wasteland called Boston

>>15760389
>doesn't have bros
SAD!

>>15759869
is cajun food always hot? I'm from GA and all but I can't do spicy for too long. If at all. I'm trying to bring up my heat palet.

>>15769926
>A lot sucks about life in Louisiana

Tell us, what makes it suck?

how do i get my gumbo to be darker? i want it to look like pic related

>>15770249

>>15770263
N? Bad neighbors? Bad neighborhoods? Bad nightlights?

>>15770266
THREEEEEE BEDROOMS IN A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD

Oyster po boy > shrimp po boy

>>15760059
>this new
Lurk moar or go back

>>15770254
desu that gumbo looks too dark, but can’t you just cook the roux longer?

>>15769530
If you call it the flats you from Louisiana

>>15770249
Winters are wet, summers are hot with 95% humidity. If you don't like fishing, hunting, drinking and driving, or bar hopping then it's not the state for you.
There are no mountains or enjoyable places to hike. The weather is too shit to want to hike anyway.
The beaches that Louisiana does have look and smell like sewer water. Nothing like sitting on the beach and all you can see is oilfield platforms as far as the eye can see.
The people here drive like maniacs. They don't know what blinkers are. Literally don't know it's a feature of the vehicle.
Finally, what most people forget about is that Louisiana relies solely on the oilfield economically. When the oilfield tanks every 5 years every business here suffers. Every business. It's kind of shocking to see how bad the failure of one industry can absolutely sink an entire state's economy.

>>15770243
>is cajun food always hot?
Cajun food cooked properly is never burn your mouth hot, except sometimes boiled seafood which some people like a little more extreme
Cajun=hot is a myth that started when the 1984 World's Fair in New Orleans set off a cajun food craze
People knew Tabasco is hot and heard cajun and creole dishes often have cayenne pepper and assumed that meant cajun=buffalo wings ghost pepper burn your mouth hot
Cajun food uses small amounts of hot spices, not large amounts
The method is to add spices during the steps of cooking to create a very complex multi-layered flavor
The hot ingredients should add warmth, not heat, and never be used in amounts where they take over the dish to the point they are all you taste

>>15759970
Stav's characters are terrible in general. Dundalk Ralph is the only one that's remotely funny to me, and that's probably only because I'm also from the Baltimore area.

>>15770243
Not really. I went on a cajun cooking binge and the only actually spicy thing was Chicken Sauce Piquant. Gumbo, Etouffee, and jambalaya aren’t particularly spicy, especially not when compared to some mexican dishes.
>t.mild+ thai food enjoyer

>>15770249
>job options: dollar store, military, offshore oil rig, walmart, drug dealer, cop
>Caribbean level corruption, nepotism and violent crime
>African immigrant guy I knew said it was just as bad as back home in Cameroon
>outside of Lafayette and Baton Rouge the state is noticeably depopulating
>sheriffs rule many parishes like feudal lords, deputizing all their relatives and business partners then harassing their rivals out of town
>state never really recovered from Katrina/Rita + 2008 crisis
>oil and chemical companies have the state by the balls and constantly dump toxic waste freely
>oil companies own all the politicians and local governments
>Baton Rouge to New Orleans is called "Cancer Alley" because of this
>whenever oil prices tank the state goes downhill hard
Also the governor who took over in 2008, Bobby Jindal, was a textbook neoliberal "shock doctrine" type who used the disruption caused by Katrina and the financial crisis to close down, demolish or privatize most of the state's public goods, emptied the treasury and gave the oil companies even more control. The higher education system is collapsing (quite literally - buildings at LSU keep having cave-ins and floors falling out from under them), he shut down our state run free hospital system, and in the process accelerated the collapse of many town's economies and has caused major brain drain - it's getting to be like Eastern Europe where a huge portion of the younger generation leaves to find work and education because there are so few good options close to home.
On top of that, the state has the highest incarceration rate on the planet and many parishes make disturbing use of inmate labor beyond normal community service to the point I'd call it slave labor. That use of prison labor really shrinks the amount of working class jobs available so options are limited.

>>15771829
>>15772046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJYY13Ct-sY
This is all I can think

>>15765228
>https://theinterrobang.com/the-punk-rock-of-comedy-why-the-alt-scene-represents-the-best-of-nyc/
>Stavros Halkias, a short, heavyset guy with a shaved head and missing front tooth, shamefully lost in a recent bout with a chicken bone.

you weren't kidding

>>15772392
Bobby Jindal also supposedly performed an exorcism on a woman while attending Brown (kek) University.
Plus he has probably the most hilarious call center pajeet name ever.

>>15773200
I went out with a chick from brown, a total hottie, she was a year older than I was at the time and wanted me to go there as well. Blonde hair, brown eyes, just my type.

>>15773200
WTF is a Bobby Jindal and why should I care?

crawfish etouffee is my all time favorite, followed by boudin. my grandfather was 100% cajun but came to texas when he was a kid so i grew up on his family's recipes and didn't have much else to go off of (we did eat at pappadeaux a lot, which is good but i don't know what someone born and raised in cajun country would think of it)
luckily before he died we did a family trip to new orleans and his hometown outside lafayette. ate very well the entire trip.

>>15773229
Piyush "Bobby" Jindal. Indian-American conservative man who was born a Hindu but converted to Catholicism, then became governor of Louisiana because the incumbent Kathleen Blanco was in charge during Katrina and was blamed for the botched response, which Jindal hammered her on. For a couple years national Republican party leadership was doing the "BASED black man" routine with Jindal and angling for him to be in the White House. Nearly got the spot as John McCain's VP.
However, he was so terrible at running Louisiana that before long many of the Louisiana Republicans hated him too. He took an interesting approach of then converting religions to some kind of evangelical protestantism and tried to get the megachurch pastors to back him, it put him over enough to win reelection against a weak opponent but over his second term more and more LA Republicans turned against him. He did other weird stuff like have his official portrait having white skin, pic related.
The GOP nationally still liked him, so they picked him to give the official Republican response speech to Obama's first State of the Union address. Jindal blew it by being retarded, a key fuckup was him saying that the government was wasting money on "something called volcano monitoring" and going on about that being pointless. As in keeping an eye on when volcanos are about to erupt and turn nearby towns into Pompeii. He was then quietly dropped by the national party.
Jindal tried to run for president in 2016 but got wrecked by Trump.

>>15759869
My favourite what?

>>15763424
Look up blackened shrimp, think that’s what you are on the search for

>>15769926
Do not go to Baton Rouge ever for any reason

>>15766864
ive been programmed so thoroughly by cumtown that i somehow found this funny

>>15773427
lol i remember watching that speech. before he came out they were like "we've seen these young democrats like barack obama, now let's see the future of the republican party" kek

>>15766864
Reminder that this is literally how Gay Actor Michael Douglas started and now it's one of their best bits

>>15766220
stav? that's pierre st. pierre

I'm from Louisiana and. Yeah. I'm thinkin I'm black.

>>15773463
ive gotten to the point where I can't listen to music without changing the lyrics to be about sucking penis or fucking guys or having a small dick and balls. it's borderline compulsive. i think I'm losing my mind for real

I WANT TO SEE WOMAN'S PUSSY

PSYCHE, NO I DON'T

>>15771343
Florida and New Jersey are where the lunatic drivers are from.

>>15775103
Consider shock therapy.

>>15771343
>If you don't like fishing, hunting, drinking and driving, or bar hopping then it's not the state for you.
this applies to the entire gulf coast desu
t. pensacola fag

>>15775154
Gotta shoot up a poor innocemt saloon mirror to have some real fun.