/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15755970
Hit them with a flail or something

>>15755970
Get a cat.

Then a dog for when the cat refuses to stop walking on your counters.

stop living in your own filth
Put all your food in your fridge and keep it there until mice r gone
Set out poison
check for holes and fill with steel wool

>>15755970
You have to figure out what they eat, and their exact route to the food. Make a choke point between the food and their nest, then place traps with peanut butter. If you don't make a choke point, the traps aren't nearly as effective.

>>15755995
Skip the useless kot and get a terrier.

>>15756007
Don't do poison unless you want your whole house to smell like rotting mice corpse

>>15755970
eat canned food for a few months.

>>15756023
Based retard

>>15755970
get a bunch of snakes

Odd normally it's the rats who eat bagels...

>>15755970
Nonlethal traps. Check em every day, gather mice in cage with food and shelter, then move them far away

>>15755970
You should tell the faggots to start eating the mice instead.

>>15756054
based

>>15755970
Give them some cheese :)

>>15755970
Use mouse poison they eat it and die simple as. Also put some garlic, cinnomon, cloves spray around the garage and doors.

>>15755970
pic related, alternatively inject some cheese with as much poison/bleach/whatever as possible

>>15756054
Based and subtle

>>15755970
Keep your food away from them. Set traps (preferably non poison quick kill traps).

I have some issues with mice due to my house being old, they come inside in the winter and shit up the place. But they don't get into my food because its all out of their reach and in storage they cant chew through.

Hoping that with my house remodeling I can take care of the mice. We already know where they are coming and going, and after killing 3 of them in snap traps I haven't heard them in a while.

>>15756082
I dont like that picture :(

>>15756054
WTF rats are nothing like Jews!

>>15756056
why bother, mice and rats arent threatened and moving them makes them someone else's problem.

sexually harass them

>>15755970
If living alone use mousetraps.
If living with a girl make a big show of using nonlethal cage traps and releasing them.
If you are a girl, use poison so you don't have to deal with any icky disposal, the mice just die of slow internal bleeding inside your walls. Throw a fit if you see a kill trap because you're a dumb bitch.

>>15756226
I'm a girl, I use live traps and snap traps. I hate poison traps and I hate glue traps.

>>15756163
Nice tail ya got there. Maybe I could give those whiskers a spin later? Squeek squeek little gal.

There are tons of videos about rat traps on YouTube mainly by Indians, they make the most hilarious and gruesome traps out there, they have hundreds of thousands of views, glue traps, electrocution traps, mazes, it's crazy!

>>15756252
Just watch mousetrap monday by Shawn woods

befriend him

>>15756226
>using poison so they die in the walls
>smell rotting rat corpse for weeks
Just use traps and check periodically, also try to find where they're getting in and stuff holes with steel wool and seal shut as best you can

>>15755970
I recommend these, they killed the shit out of my mice with just some peanut butter.

Glue traps are cruel and poison leaves you with dead mice in the walls rotting. Avoid those two at least.

>>15756259
lol this, oddly entertaining. his wasp disposal vids are kino too

>>15756236
Glue traps are so fucking effective but so fucking inhumane. We had a rat problem at work, exterminator was having a hard time with them so he just put glue boards down. They caught the entire family barring one. The last one was actually clubbed to death with a broom handle a week or two later when a member of staff spotted it.

>>15755970
How do I get rid of cockroaches and tiny ants

>>15756278
Move.

>>15756278
ant eaters and hedgehogs

Call an exterminator.

>>15755970
nachos

Buy or borrow a cat.

>>15755970
Clean your fucking house dude

>>15756054
Basado

>>15756157
never said move em to someone elses house. but if you have the ability to not be a nutsack about it, why do people always settle for being nutsacks anyway.

>>15756326
>borrow a cat

>>15756082
is he okay

>>15756347
Its not about that anyway, like cleaning your house is gonna deter them.
Even if it was a mess that attracted mice in the first place they're not gonna fuck off cause you cleaned up.

>>15756415
nigga even vegans say killing pests that can carry disease is more than fine. you're being a cunny

>>15756451
settle for being a little shit then.

You could get a cat, though they're remarkably cruel when they kill mice. Or you could get some no-kill traps and release them at the nearest park. They'll probably die, but at least other creatures will get to eat them.
>>15756278
If you have roaches then you're just straight-up fucked until you move.

>>15756456
i dont have empathy for pest animals, if that makes me a little shit, i'm okay with that

>>15756278
Clean up and cut off food and water sources. Then choose a strategy from one of these two guides. Or hire a exterminator. Roaches are extremely versatile so i think any home care will take longer than just getting a professional.
https://www.domyown.com/how-to-get-rid-of-roaches-a-458.html

After you get rid of them, use catnip or peppermint to keep them away.
https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/3-non-toxic-tips-for-ridding-your-home-of-roaches-235328

Ants are easy to deal with. Kill all you see with a cleaner spray like 409, fill in small holes they are entering from with caulk or hot glue. If they are coming in windows or under doors, sprinkle diatomaceous earth to kill both, cinnamon to repel ants, and catnip to repel roaches. Grow catnip by entryways to keep roaches repeled.

Cinnamon is my favorite for ants because ants will not cross a line made from ground cinnamon. You can watch them react when they reach it and they'll jerk their antennae and turn right around. Roaches hate catnip and peppermint more than anything. Neither herb kills, but will keep them at bay once you get rid of the problem. A nice bonus is mice can't stand peppermint too.

I had one mouse in my stove top. Like under the top panel. One day I saw him scurrying in through the burner and I got nauseous. No idea how he lived through me cooking all the time.

I put some traps out with peanutbutter and the fucker just ate through it. After like 2-3 failed traps where he just ate my bait, I stuffed cooked rice in it, so he'd need to step on the trap to really dig in, that got him in like 10 minutes.

I felt bad afterwards because he was really cute. But he was in my domain and eating my food, so he had to die.

>>15756461
it just means your brain is lacking a little something human.

I had mice in the walls and crawl space of my house. Cats got 2 of them, traps caught another 3. Took a week, but the problem was solved.

>>15756056
>then move them far away
You're an idiot. These creatures are smart and have a godly sense of smell. Unless you're driving them miles away, they WILL find their way back to their nest. You are only inconveincning them. They will 100% come back. Killing instantly is far more humane

>>15756485
humans having compassion for pest animals makes them not human, they're against their own best interest at that point, which is hilariously dumb

>>15756501
ok man. keep defending your choice to be a nutsack just cus everyone else does it. saving a mouse in your house doesnt mean all of humanity is suddenly overrun by pests, none of that changes. it just means youre an unconscious nutsack who never grew a conscience. sorry pinnochio youre still not a real boy.

>>15756544
adopt a rabid cat. That wont destroy society either, but will surely result in your own death. You're a moron

>>15756550
a rabid animal cant be cured. a wild mouse can live somewhere else where its not noticed. and it wont cause the bubonic plague either you little bitch.

>>15756555
most mice are invasive species that should NOT be reintroduced to the wild.
You're a tard.

>>15756562
ok man. were going in circles here right? you go on keep on being an unconscious nutsack i dont resent you like you seem to resent my original suggestion about using nonlethal traps.

>>15756278
Mix up borax powder with diatomaceous earth and put this shit under your kitchen appliances, and unscrew your electrical outlet plates and pour it into the walls.

It will kill them 100% of the time. And they'll suffer a great deal before the end, if that's relevant to your interests.

>>15756555
and then some other animal just kills the mouse, are you going to say an eagle is a little bitch too for killing a mouse? just kill pests already, feeling bad for pest animals is pathetic

>>15756278
Diatomaceous earth. Roach poison. Do not leave any paper on/near the floor. It attracts roaches.
>>15756569
I haven't made any other posts in this thread. You're just retarded.

>>15756575
>everything is gonna die anyway
>welp better kill it right away then
the epitomy of mental retardation here lol

>>15756569
you're not even reacting to the right person

>>15756579
oh im sorry. i just assumed the same nutsack kept replying to my posts but i guess he was also named anonymous lol

>>15756578
i'm guess you're fine with eating meat though?
Factory farming is a million times more cruel and unnecessary than killing pests, you retard. Either be morally pure or stop engaging in these types of discussions, you're not winning any points here

>>15755995
Then a special kind of ape for when the dog creates problems m

>>15755970
Obtain cat

we had some very fast mice in the house and the traditional wooden traps failed catching for several times until this one time but only caught the mouse by its nose and didnt kill.

>>15755970
Get a grenade and blow the meeces to pieces

zyklon B

>>15755970
>>15756014
THIS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Pyu-Cj0gg

>>15756271
I had a mouse that evaded all traps until I eventually caved and put glue traps along the walls, got him that day. Thankfully I was home so he didn't get a chance to try to rip off his flesh or anything, but I came up blank on how to kill the guy, so I put him in a ziploc in the freezer. Sorry buddy.

>>15756698
i have an air rifle to kill pests, makes minimal noise and kills in an instant. you should look into it, or you should just have beheaded the little bastard

>>15756440
False. A clean, organized house will deter mice. If they cant get to your food they have no reason to be out in the open in your kitchen.

>>15756592
Not that guy but its not required by law to eat supermarket cafo trash meat. If you aren't a little urban faggot bitch you can raise, slaughter, butcher, and yes, even eat your own livestock.

>>15756698
I probably would've done the same thing with the ziplock but just stomped it and tossed the fucker outside in the garbage bin.

>>15756698
Two options:
Put mouse somewhere far from your home, cover with oil, and gently pry the mouse off with a stick

B: snap the Mouses neck or take the mouse out and crush with a rock. Yes its gross, but it's instant.

>>15756720
>Not that guy but its not required by law to eat supermarket cafo trash meat
indeed, and i didnt say that, i was merely pointing out how hypocritical the posters statement was. If you're okay with eating meat, you should be okay with killing pest animals

>>15755970
embrace them

>>15756678
whata weapon

find the holes and patch em up

>>15755970
get a pellet rifle
double the fun

>>15755970
Give them fresh ingredients and let them cook a delicious French meal for you

>>15756736
Tru.

It's kind of weird how I bawled like a baby all day when I had my pet mouse euthanized to end his suffering, but I only get kind of sad when I kill the mice in snap traps after trying with live traps for so long.

I guess its no different than having a pet dog you love but killing a feral dog that is a direct threat.

>>15755970
get a 5 gallon bucket from the hardware store and dump peanut oil in the bottom of it. they love that shit, will get in there and cant get back out bc its slippery. ez gg

>>15755970
Gross.

Where do you live?

>>15756499
This is nonsense. The occasional times I have had a woodmouse/mice in the attic over the years, I have caught and released them in the nearby woods without them returning. What is bound to happen of course, is that over time other mice will follow the same pattern and you'll have the issue again another year.

>>15757113
wood mice are a non-hoarding breed.

>>15756592
Ah good old binary morality. He's free to decide where and when he applies it, he doesn't have to adhere to your all or nothing concept of the world.

>>15756278
I'd just hire an exterminator and professional cleaners

>>15757136
just like what a hypocrite would say. either own your position or stop pivoting.

>>15757158
I will not suffer vermin in my house and as such if you were present herein I would annihilate you. Starting with the bussy.

>>15757171
pound me daddy

Get a metal bread box.

>>15756720
But they can just climb into your pantry and eat your food doesnt matter if its spick and span, there not gonna leave if you tidy up, like they'll be like "ooo this is clean" theyve already made there clame at ur foods, its like saying dispose of your food cause they wanna eat it.
My dad had an appartment used to clean it thorough every fucking day. He had a mouse infestadtion once, he didnt wanna poison them cause theyd die in inconvenient areas and rot, we made tonnes of traps but thats not the point, it fucking happens

>>15757211
They can only climb into your pantry if they have a way in. If they are getting in check the construction and look for entryways.

>>15756429
Nerve gas

>>15756720
Like fuckin ooooo, its clean, Im gonna leave with my family even though I can still access your fucking food

>>15757226
Are you as nimble as a rat, you know they can run on a chord less then a centimeter thick

>>15757236
Organized implies mouse proofing.

Now fuck you, I'm gonna show you pics of my pet mouse eating food.

>>15756269
>wasp disposal

Oh shit. I'm gonna reap hell on those things this summer

>>15757252
based, give them hell. those fuckers dont deserve to live

>>15757243
I know what mice and rats can do. Like I said, they come into my house and I know where they can and cannot access.

Now you get a picture of my pet mouse eating food.

>>15757226
There not fucking elephants man
Alright imagine this you whippin up din dins you open the pantry door
Bam a mouse runs in without your knowlege you close that door.
Thats how they work

>>15757260
Ima kill him

>>15757270
Too late he already died of old age surrounded by loved ones and given a proper Christian cairn

>>15757263
Unless you have a serious infestation (in which case you need to contact a professional)
mice are not going to run out in the open in a well lit room. Don't leave your pantry door open either.

Now u get a pic

>>15757306
Thats not true at all, yeah they'll wait till theres nobody around at night but they cant hide forever they try, like if there in awkard possition you can still hear them. Times they'll bolt and scurry out under the door thats why people wanna kill em cause there like "fuck mice"
Im gonna smooch ur little mouse but you cant stop me

>>15757258
I fucking hate wasps minus cicada killers, those things are pretty cool.

Fuck Cicadas

>>15757296
What if he goes back in time and kills him in a new timeline like DBZ?

>>15757360
When he was alive he smelled like stale fritos.
He also had very soft, kissable fur, even though he was a piss elemental. I was amazed that he didn't smell like peepee. Most people complain that bucks stink, but his bin's smell was never a problem.

>>15757491
That's fine but you will have to go through me first.

>>15757512
Aw

>>15756268
Bigclive did a teardown on this. Pretty cool, looks like it really works.

Take the cat pill or get a bunch of electric traps, they have a hard time outsmarting those. Also if you have a bunch of garbage lying around get rid of it.

>>15756278
the brand only exists in my country, but I got some kinda gel for my tiny ants issue, and it seemed to work pretty well
they were too small for a trap
the best way to do it was to put some next to honey, even mix them up a bit, so they're attracted to it and give it a try
looking at the ingredients apparently it's just sodium cacodylate/sodium dimethylarsinate

>>15756015
the mice wont rot they will dry and dessicate

>>15755970
-offer them tenure as sociology professors
-set up shoeboxes for their dormitories
-stuff them in the oven
-fill hole with steel wool

>>15756271
>The last one was actually clubbed to death
He got one last redpill at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxY7O4eFHRk

>>15756012
I disagree, the best thing are rat traps and things they already eat (bagels). Save the peanut butter or jam for the hard cases (you’re really not wrong tho)

>>15755970
>clean your motherfucking kitchen
>keep it clean and don't leave food out
>secure any foods stored in flimsly packaging
>set traps
not hard you lazy fuck enjoy your infestation

>>15756698
It's a mouse. You can decapitate him by squeezing his neck with two fingers.
I don't understand people who feel a need for drowning them in a bucket or shooting them. Maybe they're just psychopaths.

>>15758727
The average person doesn't want to kill a mouse with their bare hands, schizo

>>15756678
Why are they farming rats anyway? Those buys those?

>>15758690
We live in an old farmhouse that an old widow lady lived in before us so she really never went upstairs, the mice have fucking highways gnawed through this place. Used to set traps all over and forget about them then find a molded ass mouse several months later, finally just put one downstairs in the kitchen and one upstairs in a bedroom. Also helps having 7 cats

>>15756501
>they're against their own best interest
What's more human than that?

>>15758690
I assume they eat more than his bagels. In my house, the main food source was a trash can. Every single mouse ate from it, and I killed all of them. Trying to trap near the can, or near other food sources, didn't work nearly as well. It wasn't until I built a path from the wall to the trash, that I killed all of them. I made it so there was 2 paths they could choose, and both had a rat trap in the way. You don't need more than a little pinhead of peanut butter for them, but it's like mouse crack. I use a toothpick to bait the trigger.

>>15755970
Bait some coins on the trap.

i got mice when my terrier got old and blind and useless
i used a combination of conibear, glue and poison traps

here's my pet rat, anderson

>>15755970
sticky traps are vey effective but not at all humane. they will gnaw their own forelegs off to try to break free. I only ever used them in my previous house on the WUI when I found a mouse turd in my son's crib.

>>15755995
cats don't actually kill mice. when you have one mouse it usually means you have a damn plenty of them about, they're not compared to Jews for nothing.
cats literally just play with them. a cat that hunts real prey will hunt birds and other rodents worth the hunt. you also don't want a cat eating a mouse that's been feasting on rat poison.
mice live much more gross lives than other things cats hunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9d3DfDWsEE

>>15759398

The scent of cats repels mice though. Once the mice know there's a cat in the area they will usually avoid the property.

>>15755970
Buy a kitty

Forget the cat. Get a ferret. They are straight up murder machine for small rodents and they can easily slink around everywhere. Even inside walls.

>>15760470
also they're hilarious. too bad about the smell though.

>>15756031
>surely mice will do like cartoons and send Tom to the guillotine in the end!

>>15755970
Catch one and super glue his mouth shut. Next cut of his little feet and cauterize the stumps with a lighter. Shove that little fun ball deep into your anus and enjoy the wiggling before he suffocates

:D SO CUTE

>>15756479
you are a good person and did what was necessary.

block the holes and they'll fuck off.

>>15756054
dangerously based

>>15758732
I'll take decapitation over being throw into a fucking freezer, thanks.

Just before I moved out of my mom's we were starting to get tons of mouses. Somehow the little fuckers were smart enough to stay away from the classic spring loaded lethal mouse traps.
After a while I ordered one of these gravity, non-lethal trap off Amazon. They were extremely reliable. We caught so many of the fuckers with it, until we finally got the hole in our house sealed.

Put a trail of food leading outside and they will literally go on their own while eating it xD

>>15759398
>cats don't actually kill mice
I have a couple of cats who vehemently disagree.

>>15759398
You are a fucking retard. Cats kill whatever small animal they can.

>>15759398
what the fuck are you talking about? my cats kill mice just for sport, they torment them for a while, sure, but they do finish them off when they're done with their sadism

>>15755970
>mice
Be less of a fucking slob.

OOYYYYY VEEEEEEEYYYY I JIST NEED TO FEED MY FAMILY

>>15756271
You can use drowning traps too. I can't decide which is more inhumane.

>>15755995
>cats
>on counters
When does this happen? Also, dogs are 1000x worse, fuck dogs.

>>15755970
Let the king eat

>>15756054
rats are outside fool

I grew up having pet mouse and rats

So if there is wild mice problem I'll use the human trap, catch them and drive them to a park 20 minutes away and release them there

>>15759398
Are you retarded? Cats kill anything small that moves. From bugs to mice, they're going to die.
>>15756014
>leave for a day, dog shits everywhere inside
Great pet!

put a spoon of peanutbutter in a high traffic area and camp out across the room with a bb gun like your John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo

>>15762345
this, my cats kill anything from mosquitos to magpies, and they enjoy killing those pests a lot. cats are top tier animals to have around

>>15762244
How do you catch mice in a human trap?

>>15762395
I put peanuts and dried fruits in them, they really like them

>>15762957
I'm sure the humans you catch love them, but how do you catch mice in a human trap?

>>15762973
Human trap has many sizes, so is human

>>15756278
Boric acid

>>15755970
>buying jew bread
deserve it desu

>>15756678
poor rattos

>>15756157
>why bother
By trapping them rather than poisoning you prevent your house from smelling of rrotting rats for months. Simply capture the fuckers and dunck the entire fucking trap in a huge bucket of water, that will solve it withoun't leaving any smell.

>>15760385
scent of cats should repel everyone but toxoplasmosis is a thing

Humane traps that keep the pests alive are the most fun. Well, except for pest birds, for them the BB gun is the way to go.
But when dealing with land bound critters, the best part is deciding WHERE to release them.
Mice never make it into my house because Cat. Sometimes the little fuckers get into my garage though, so I have the long basic drop door metal things along each side of the garage door. Caught mice get to ride to work with me and get dropped off in the ghetto.
Raccoons go into the dumpsters at businesses who have offended me in some way.
Possums I usually just let go, but my daughter dumped one in the car of someone at school who had annoyed her several years ago.
Seriously though, why kill what can be used to entertain or annoy?

>>15755970
>Eats the bagels

You have Jewish mice anon. You will never get rid of them.

>>15762217
>When does this happen?
When they know you aren't looking.

I found a tiny bat upstairs once. I ended up just catching him in a plastic container and letting him go outside. He crawled away somewhere

>>15762217
>fuck dogs
hey this is a no-gay board, go back cat faggot

>>15756731
Dangerously based

>>15761169
why do you think a freezer is so bad? Isn't it almost instant and they feel almost nothing?

>>15755970
Maybe fix that hole in your wall.

>>15756054

Put all your food that isn't in the fridge in airtight containers, and keep your kitchen very clean

There'll be nothing to snack on so they'll fuck off eventually

>>15755970
Use rat traps and put them inside an upside down cardboard box with a tiny entrance that is very close to the wall. This will keep it very dark so they’re more likely to fumble around. Peanut butter works well as one anon noted, but if they like your bagels, I’d stick bagel bits in the peanut butter. Nothing better than hearing that bang in the middle of the night. Ideally you would figure out where they’re coming from so you can seal it off. Often it’s around plumbing. An easy and nonpermanent patch for any spaces, etc is clear silicone with shapes cut from heavy duty plastic disposable dinner plates. I’d say do that first, but it feels great to kill off their most aggressive fuckers first. Also cats won’t do shit unless they’re young, and then odds are they’ll chew it up pretty good but leave them alive while they smear guts around the house, like my faggot cat did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChJ-7sTVQAs

>>15763851
Based daughter

>>15764455
Snipin's a good job mate

>>15761345
>>15761504
>>15762345
god you idiots are thick as a brick. no shit cats kill mice. not the point i was making. cats PLAY with mice. big reason a lot of cat toys are fucking mice. it's not to rewire a cat to kill mice if that's what your stupid monkey brains believe. cats that kill mice are actually rare and few between when looking at domesticated cats, not feral/outside cats that are known to hunt for food. only dumb cats go looking to make enemies with an infesting pack of disease ridden pests. yes, not shit cats kill mice, but not like a wiring in their brain that says 'kill', they play with them until the mice or other creature dies - and i'm willing to argue that it's not because the cat wants to torture and kill what they're playing with.... domesticated cats aren't active killing machines unless you introduce positive reinforcement to their actions.
>thinking cats are naturally sadistic psychopaths that kill anything smaller than them
and just because they're carnivores doesn't mean they eat anything, only unless they need to to survive. i've had a cat everyday of my life for that last 25 years and they've killed everything from bugs to other cats - then i see the same cat meowing to a bird on the ground of my porch in unison with its chirps, but never mice. probably considering this >>15760385 and if your cat is killing mice you should get it to fucking knock it off. seriously, mice can carry some nasty shit liable to kill even humans. go ask >>>/an/. they'll tell you the same thing. besides, if you have mice then it's probably your fault to begin with - don't put your cats health at risk just because you're a retarded disgusting slob....

>>15755970
>Get doll house
>Make it cute and cozy
>Leave seeds and peanut butter
>No traps, yet, you must gain its trust
>Wait for mouse to make it it’s permanent residence
>Leave little apple pies or baskets of seeds at it’s door to welcome him
>Give him cute little clothes
>Gift it a modified RC car so he can get a job
>Wait for him to meet a cute female mouse
>Give them even more seeds for their wedding
>When they have kids give them clothes too
>When you make a BBQ in your house invite the mouse family
>Offer to take his kids to school every day
>If mousebro ever feels dissatisfied with his life take him golfing or fishing and talk it out
>By now he should already be a great-great grandfather
>On Christmas night, offer helping him with the decorations
>Make sure he has the night of his life, surrounded by family and with his best friend on his side (You)
>Wait for the Mouse children to be asleep
>Put seeds on the tiny socks around the living room
>Shut all exits, burn his house down, blame it on an electrical fire and collect the insurance money