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Gonna turn 21 next month. Screw covid19, ima get drunk. It this beer gonna get me to Valhalla?

>> No.15756386

>>15756333
No. I just watch 80’s movies when i drunk bud heavy.

>> No.15756428
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>>15756386
Sounds based

>> No.15756467

>>15756333
cant drink at 18 but you can drive and die for israel kek

>> No.15756471

>>15756333
Just get some vodka and get so smashed you piss in the fridge

>> No.15756483

>>15756333
Is that even beer?

>> No.15756486

>>15756467
This.

>> No.15756504

>>15756471
Or in the closet.

>> No.15756506
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>>15756333
Fuck the beer and get your ass a bottle of Evan Williams black label bourbon, it's not even expensive.

>> No.15756512

>>15756471
One time I pissed all over my entertainment center and ruined an old school xbox. Wasn't too happy about that when I woke up.

>> No.15756523

>>15756512
Never pissed on anything but puked on a carpet once, that was a bitch to clean up.

>> No.15756584

>>15756523
Once puked in the equivalent of a Costa Rican supreme court judge's house after apparently making some inappropriate comments about his early 20-something daughter in her tiny tennis outfit.
Muhbad.

>> No.15756689

>>15756584
That's harsh you're lucky you got out alive and not disappeared.

>> No.15756946

>>15756689
Not one of my prouder moments. Costa Rica isn't like the rest of Central America. It's pretty chill by comparison.

>> No.15756985

>>15756333
Assuming youre not very experienced dont listen to any of these idiots stick with something light doesnt matter bud/coors/miller and pace yourself to have a pleasant drunk evening. If you want to blackout and projectile vomit everywhere by all means drink a bottle of evan williams.

>> No.15756999
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>>15756333

$1 a can baby.

>> No.15757394
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>>15756333
>Gonna turn 21 next month.

I’d suggest getting together with some buddies and going to a local brew pub and getting a couple of beer planks; small sample glasses of different kinds of beer so you can figure out what you like.

>> No.15757668

>>15756471
ive pissed in my sock drawer twice, in my boots once, and just straight up in the middle of the floor several times.

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>tfw quit drinking last year
>have a few drinks and feel like absolute shit

>> No.15757983

>>15756333
>american 'beer' is literal piss color
wow

>> No.15757986

>>15756506
this but EW white label is how I spent my 21st.

>> No.15758081

>>15757394
That's dumb, if he's never drank beer before he should drink shitty american beer a few times first and then learn to appreciate quality beers

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>>15756333
>>15757683
I'm alcohol-intolerant, you insensitive clod