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15747520 No.15747520[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Go 3-4 years without drinking soda
>Take a swig of an ice cold Bang's root beer today
>Get a surge of endorphins like I imagine heroin would feel like
How the fuck is this legal to sell? People drink this shit daily, holy shit.

>> No.15747534

>>15747520
i have a grand mother that drinks 8 cokes a day (diet so it's 100% okay). I swear to fucking god, people (Americans) are so fucking stupid.

>> No.15747541

>>15747534
Too bad your mom wasn't aborted by her.

>> No.15747554

>>15747541
It was my father's grand mother.

>> No.15747591

>>15747520
If you like this, you should try some oliet Bang’s!

>> No.15747593

>>15747520
Heroin feels a lot better than that

>> No.15747595

>>15747534
I have a friend with diabetes that drinks a bit less than that.
He got me addicted to it as well. I have like 1L per day.

>> No.15747615

>>15747520
I love barqs

>> No.15747627
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15747627

>>15747591
oliet Bang's
The Official Root Beer of /ck/

>> No.15747643

Tell me how I know you haven't IV'd pure heroin directly into your veins.

>> No.15747698

>>15747534
If you don't like it leave. I'll plug your granny up while we drink diet coke and shoot black tar

>> No.15747706
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>>15747520
>>15747591
>>15747627
Reddit.

>> No.15747712

Bangs has bite
>sounds retarded

>> No.15747715

>>15747698
She lives like 2 states away from me. I just got outta her place 4 years ago and I'm starting to learn how not to be a fat blob.
>>15747595
best way to kick addictions like that are drink a very small amount less per day, I used to drink about 5 cokes a day and now I don't drink any. Sugar is so much more addictive than most drugs I'd say.

>> No.15747718

>>15747615
It's Barg's anon.

>> No.15747761

>>15747520
I've abstained from soda for 5 months already and honestly I can't think of why I ever drank that shit.

>> No.15747785

>>15747534
There are people that smoke their whole lives without lung problems or any sign of cancer. The extremes don't prove anything.

>> No.15747788

>>15747706
they steal all their memes from 4chan

>> No.15747825

>>15747520
>>15747591
>>15747627
>>15747718
Please tell me you are not this retarded

>> No.15747830

>>15747825
>he can't read cursive

>> No.15747850

>>15747785
lol
unironically cope harder, stupid cunt.

>> No.15747854

>>15747593
heroin feels like god is wrapping you in a comfy blanket and throwing you into the sun in a good way

>> No.15747857

>>15747520
>>15747830
https://www.BARQS.com
settled

>> No.15747863

>>15747857
you have to go back anon

>> No.15747871

>>15747520
>drinks a soda
>shits and pisses himself, cries about it on 4chan
lol

>> No.15747883

>>15747520
>artificially flavoured
Naturally flavoured rootbeer is (borderline?) illegal nowadays since MDMA can be synthesized from the sassafras tree's roots.
For truths.

>> No.15747884

>>15747883
DUDE MOLLY LMAO

>> No.15747887
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15747887

>>15747883
making plants illegal is fucking retarded

>> No.15747900

>>15747887
Imagine the pressure from organized crime syndicates the extraction plants would be under... Artificial flavour just preemptively solves a lot of problems.