/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15736052
How gay and boring do you have to be to define your personality over your consumption of overpriced vodka?

>>15736052
ITT: Alcoholics complain about their shitwater tasting bad

>>15736052
>>15736073
Fookin truu how the fook are ya willing to pay for barell taste m8

Faggot foreigners think they have a right to comment on our culture, neck yourself burgers

I put 2 fingers of scotch and 3 fingers of tap water to enrich it

>>15736052
fucking lmao I'll never forget having a girl over to my place and her spitting out Glenmorangie 18 because it was way too fucking much for her

She then proceeded to pound Jack for the rest of the night

The thing you need is a dick in your throat

>>15736139
>Scotland
>culture

>>15736233
You owe a lot of your modern civilised world to Scotland

>>15736243
What like the normalization of crossdressing leading to trans culture? Nice one lads

>>15736248
OK burger

>>15736259
Imagine if your whole country even had buildings that magnificent.

>>15736243
The only reason the Scots managed to contribute so much to the modern world was because they were dragged into it, kicking and screaming, by the English. Without a civilized society to teach them manners and a desire for progress, the Scots would have remained a dirty lot of oatmeal eating savages.

>>15736269
btfo by sandniggers checklist
>scotland [ ]
>usa [X]

>>15736373
You're right, your own self hating restricted speech trans rights shithole is doing the btfoing for you.

>>15736052
>It tastes like musty socks.
A dude's musty socks or a cute girl's musty socks?

>>15736423
A true footfag doesn't discriminate

>>15736386

>>15736052
First single malt I ever had but I liked Makers more with a little bit of water

>>15736839
>adding water to the weakest, blandest bourbon out there

>>15736052
>my subjective taste is the correct one
How massive of a faggot are you?

>>15736198
you have to explain beforehand that its not for gulping. normies are programmed to avoid flavors aside from SWEET/HOT, so best not to expect anything less than total rejection.

>>15737017
>IM SO NOT A NORMIE BECAUSE I DRINK LE CHALLENGING AND RUGGED SINGLE MALT WHISKY
>DRINKING WHISKY IS SO CHALLENGING ITS JUST LIKE TAKING A HIKE THROUGH THE FROZEN FORESTS OF SIBERIA
>I DONT DRINK WHISKY, I ENDURE WHISKY

What are you on about this stuff is delicious

>>15737047
>madd cuz badd

>>15737047
We got too cocky scotchbros

>>15736934
>anime pic
opinion disregarded

>>15736073
It's an actual discussion thread. I typically avoid this word, but, you are projecting

is this the new whiskey thread or just pretend

>have a good day at work
Drink 750 ml of whisky
>have a bad day at work
Drink 750 ml of whisky

the solution to all lifes problems

>>15737330
wait for or make the general using the official OP pic

>>15737330
yes!

>>15736278
>a dirty lot of oatmeal eating savages
sounds comfy.

>>15737124
Maker's Mark is boring, flavorless dogshit and 4chan(nel) is an anime website which was literally created for the primary purpose of giving its creator a place to talk about anime with his friends online.
There are many places on the internet to discuss whisk(e)y which were NOT created for the primary purpose of anime discussion. It may be wise for you to discuss the shitty fucking whisk(e)y your shitty fucking taste enjoys there if you don't like anime.

>>15736052
fuck single malt, blended is better

>>15737523
what makes you say that?

also thoughts on cutty sark?

>>15737515
Anime fag mad as hell

>>15736052
For me it's this one.

Although I've only bought it once.

>>15737515
yeah you just described all bourbon you fucking anime sperg

is this guy the jason blaha of alcohol?

>>15737515
its not flavourless, its pretty sweet and definitely has a lot of characteristic notes you would only get from it alone, try it side by side with any mid range/low range whisky and you will see
It's not for everyone, but with about a shot of pure distilled water, for me it's probably one of the best value drinks you can get

>>15736243
you mean the english you irish reject

>>15736052
It's one of the least flavourful single malts out there, and as such is a terrible recommendation.

>>15736052
>musty socks
There's not even any peat in it. It's just distilled barley liquor in an oak cask, as clean as it gets.

>>15736233
Scotch, golf, and Scotch eggs. Not too shabby if you ask me

>>15737892
No I explicitly mean the Scottish, the English are pretty useless

bump for my whiskybros.

>>15736052
Female Whisky drinker here. It’s funny buying a good single malt. I usually get asked who I’m buying it for, husband? Father? Brother? Surely it can’t be for yourself. Then when I tell it’s for me, I get a shocked look. They recover and decide to ‘play along’ with me. Then they start telling me lots of things I know I about Whisky.

It’s at this point, if I can be bothered, I go through their shelves and tell them all the ones I’ve tasted and why I like them or not. Which regions I prefer, big up Islay, and why I’m not a fan of Irish and 100% prefer Scottish.

Now is when I think they feel bad. Because they always offer me loads of samples. I can usually free taste like 4/5 different ones min on every visit.

Having said that met a really nice woman last time through the airport who was giving out Talisker samples. We had a great chat. She was awesome.

Now guys at bars when you order a single malt find you immediately intriguing. They watch you take a sip. I think they are waiting to see if you make a face. When you look pleased then they have their in to strike up a conversation.

I don’t know a lot of other female whisky drinkers but I wish I did. I can only go on so many old fashioned hunts with boys.

>>15737047
>endure whisky

Is scotch the new hot sauce?

*cuck jaw drop*

>>15740081
This guy gets it.

>>15740078
how many times did your mom drop you on your head as a baby to where you felt like you needed to post this?

>>15740088
cope

>>15737671
>>15737593
Bourbon is an abomination.

>>15740078
Meanwhile your eggs are drying up you hairy sasquatch

>>15736073
You're the only one defining their personality here retard

>>15740078
>Female Whisky drinker here
You know the rules.

>>15740078
Women can't handle alcohol. They'll look like polish trolls within a couple of years.

>>15740078
is this a pasta i haven't seen before or something

>>15736219
OP already has that on the daily though i dont see your point

>>15741313
Rude

>>15740514
Yes this is a pasta.

>>15740078
based