/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15730405

Bread is bread, fuck-o. Do whatever you were originally going to do.

>>15730405
it tastes like shit, so use it for compost

You're asking ck what to do with bread dude
Its bread
You don't belong here retard

>>15730409
Yeah but jesus bread tastes awful. I've had it before, it sucks

>>15730405
>What do I use this shit for?
Think of it as bread and use it accordingly.

You could always feed some animals with it. Thats what i do with bread i dont want

Remember that time in the Bible that God literally made it rain bread from the sky

>>15730405
>free food
>nice bread for free
Nice. Instacart is always good about refunding shit you don't ask for. I love when people bring me shit I don't ask for and I get it for free.

I did instacart for a while some jews INSISTED on getting this bread. They would accept NO substitutions. Fucking Jews.

It comes frozen you gotta thaw it out. It must be super special flown in from Israel or something.

Throw it away

>bread recipe meant to be a punishment from god
>people make it like it's supposed to be a healthful food

>>15730529
I wish that would happen to me. My experience with Instacart so far is having to pay more because of them substituting shit with more expensive brands.

>>15730581
this 100%
it's not even keto

you could probably use it to get yourself a duck or a pigeon.

>>15730629
Here's what I do and what you should do: you know where it allows you to put specific instructions regarding the whole order? Put in that box "Please no replacement items that I do not specifically request. I am picky about specific brands and products for both cost and taste reasons," or something along those lines.
Instacart customer support WILL refund you EVERY TIME you get something you don't ask for if you do this.
Be sure to either select a specific replacement item, or specify refund item if they don't have it when setting replacement items when you do this.
I have gotten so much fucking free shit doing this. It's necessary because they WILL bring you expensive shit you don't ask for if you don't do this.

>>15730706

This is why I quit doing instacart. After a day I got sick of the bullshit and started intentionally fucking up peoples orders till they deactivated my account. You expect people to wander around a store for you all day for $6?

Halal whatever? They dont got it some pork should be good. Some stupid fucking weird vegetable they want? Bananas look close enough. HAH

>>15730620
kek

>>15730706
>I have gotten so much fucking free shit doing this.
Are you a nigger?

>>15730706
Thanks for the tip, I'll definitely have to be more specific with my instructions next time. Last time I used it the idiots gave me a pricier yogurt as a substitute that was 50% off, and charged me full price for it.

>>15730706
people like you should be killed in public

Use it to beat your gf

>>15730753
I guess to be good at instacart you shouldn’t be a retarded tween who can’t differentiate a spaghetti squash from a cantaloupe. You dumb boi

>>15730405
>What do I use this shit for?
you use it to bait doves and other birds when you are at sea on your Ark that YHVH demanded you build to avoid the global flood.

>>15730753
>You expect people to wander around a store for you all day for $6?
Yes, because people are willing and do.

>>15730786
Yeah, I'm such a terrible human being from financially protecting myself against people spending my money on things I don't want or ask for. I know.

>>15730706
my brother does this and gives all the free shit that was wrongly delivered to his neighbors.

>>15730878
you are a parasitic leech that tries to game the system

you remind me of a certain ethnic group of people...

>>15730897
If I were doing it solely to get free shit I'd be doing it to game the system. I'm not.
In reality, I'm doing it to protect myself from having to pay for shit I don't want or ask for. Do you want to pay for shit you don't want or ask for?

>>15730913
retard

>>15730405
be blessed upon to receive holy bread and the trinity of oats, grain alcohol and back country bozos, hallelujah!

>>15730405
Freeze it and use it to sand down your woodworking projects or the callouses on your feet.

>>15730405
I liked using it for grilled cheese back when i was lifting because it has some crazy high protein content
Keeps forever in the freezer too

Why are you people, who are so poor that you can't afford quality brands of food, paying a premium for grocery delivery?

>>15731663
>that you can't afford quality brands of food
It's not this. Store brand stuff is often just as good if not better. In these cases it's stupid to buy the name brand no matter what your income is.

Guess I'm the odd one out, but I actually like this stuff. No vegetable oils in it, and no soy except for the sprouted soybeans which I tell myself are less estrogenic than soybean oil or other forms of it. Overall it has less ingredients than traditional store bought bread, and no sugar. Plus the ingredients are non-gmo. It's great with butter & a tin of deenz as a pre-workout meal; I'm able to digest it rather quickly. After you go through one loaf you get used to the taste. I'll keep buying it until I find something better as a pre-workout meal.

>>15732423
Dave's Killer Bread

>>15732487
I'm 26 and that shit screams "I'm a millennial." I have been hesitant to buy it solely based on the image I would project carrying it around. But I suppose there's no getting around it at my age, and desu now idgaf about what others think about my shopping purchases because I'm healthier than 90% of the plebs that shop at grocery stores. I'll try it next time I go out for groceries.