/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15716484
Stop, they're already dead.

Honestly though, why is 80% of their cuisine pies or rolls with leftover stuffing?

>>15716523
Because the bri'ish are poor as fucking dirt. If they aren't drinking the blood straight from a pigs arteries, theyre trying to make a pie out of a handful of oats and dog uterus. Sad innit, chuesday chupachups, pop and blessed be the queens pubes an all dat

>>15716484
That's chinese dumb fuck

Rent free

>>15716484
>implying a deenz + potato + cheese pie wouldn't be delicious

>>15716484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo01BkBYV1A

>>15716523
>Cheap
>Tasty
>High calorie
>Uses leftovers

Baked goods are a remnant of our industrial heitage. Poor people making chep, energy dense food so they could go to work in hard industrial jobs.

Building the world is hard work.

>>15716523
Because they taste good and keep you full for a lengthy period. Only queers and soys obsess over British cuisine for looking 'le bad'

For me it's faggots and peas

>>15716523
>why is 80% of their cuisine pies or rolls with leftover stuffing?
Maybe they just had really good chefs

>>15716967
Its not even because it looks bad, it just tastes absolutely horrible for the most part.

>>15716588
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>15717731
I've heard good things about chickens feet

>>15717760
>Replying to copy pasta

>>15717764
Newfag doesn't even know what copypasta is. You must be real young.

>>15716484
Oi m8, a baby shaped jelly with alphabet pasta is quintessentially british.

>>15716484
Would still eat that over this.

>>15717786
>Gets called out for being a retard
>N-newfag
Please try harder to fit in, you almost got it!

The only people that can really shit on the English for their cuisine are the French, Germans, Italians and maybe the Japanese. Americans literally just eat a variation of high fructose tomato sauce, hormone laced protein of some kind and palm oil laced carbs. They think it taste so good because it has several RDAs of salt.

>>15718066
Yikes, reddit is that way friend>>>>

>>15716484
Is Britain literally the worst /ck/ country in the world?