/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15713733
I’ve never understood how spicy food bothers people’s stomachs.

>>15713733
It’s called having a functional digestive system

>>15713733
Have so much anal you need a colon bag as your sphincter no longer functions.

>>15713733
Take metamucil before bed. It will ease the fire shits.

>>15713808
I'd rather have my guts irritated by spice than be lactose intolerant.

>>15713827
Lactose tolerance and spice tolerance are not mutually exclusive...

>>15713910
Most whites can have milk but not spice, most browns can have spice but not milk.
I think jews have problems with both.

>>15713918
Anyone can get used to spice eventually. It's just that most white people never bother to get used to it.

You can never get used to milk :)

>>15713927
You can get used to eating spicy food, but a lot of whites have problems digesting peppers. Also if you're an alcoholic then your digestion is already fucked.

>>15713927
I eat spicy shit fairly consistently and have for a couple of decades- it's getting rougher and rougher as I approach 30.

>>15713733
Pour got wax on your butthole, once cooled it will protect your bum

How could there possibly be?
Your ass is literally a toothless exit-mouth which expels old food instead of intaking new food.

It doesn’t have taste buds, but that’s not what detects spice.
The “oral mucosa” which lines the inside of your mouth is effectively identical to the “anal mucosa” which lines your anal canal. That’s why it’s spicy going in and spicy going out.

As such, the same “remedies” will help both in regards to soothing the sensation; of course this is assuming you want to “feed” the typical dairy/alcohol remedies about 1.5 inches into the interior of your butthole.

The moar you know.

>>15713927
you can build tolerance to milk

>>15714034
Gross.

>>15713733
don't take a shit the next day but hold it in for for the day after that day.

>>15713918
>most
how is this an argument?

>>15713733
By not being a pussy.

>>15713733
nearly everything I eat is spicy, and I've never had my anus burn when it leaves (I'm white)

>>15714034
you are giving me reasons to keep bathroom milk

How do I eat spicy food and not suffer from BLOODY shits? I get light headed after eating spicy because the toilet water turns crimson.

I don't understand this complaint, but I also only shit once a week and I eat so much heat that It I'm used to it too.

>inb4 see a doctor
I did, my shitter is really long.

>>15715135
My cat died from the opposite- short shitter.
But since the shitter is still wringing out some nutrients does it mean you eat less and get fatter?

>>15713733
When I was at uni at had a friend whose belief was that if you held it for long enough the heat would go away. He would walk around the day after and hold his shit in for as long as possible, I’m sure it didn’t work, but it was funny to watch.

>>15713733
I've eaten spicy food for all my life, and I've never had a problem or spicy shits. Until I ate jalapeños that is.

>>15713733
As a white man, I’d suggest you learn to enjoy the sensation of your asshole burning. There is nothing you can do about it. You can increase your tolerance by constantly eating spice.