/ck/ - Food & Cooking

source? I feel like torturing myself with these videos today

Taco Bell has gone straight down the shitter, food-wise, customer service-wise, and the ones by me are run by pussies, only fast food joints where the dining room is not open and they make you either order through their shitty app or you can sit in the drive-thru for 45 minutes until they pull their thumbs out of their asses.

>>15709774
Which phenotype is this?

>>15709774
what the hell is that haircut

This is so endlessly kino.

>>15709945
Justin Armistead youtube

>>15709774
Jesus christ there so much awful concentrated into one short video

>>15709774
>mfw that thing on the left is a fucking woman

>>15710259
the voice sounds girlish, but the everything else scream man. FtM trans?

>>15709774
How do you let yourself get to that disgusting state. Is it mental illness? Lack of self awareness?

>>15710143
Muh other son died in the golem war phenotype

where in america is this? i need to know so i never go there

>>15710259
It's just some fat cunt with a shitty voice, CwC does pretty much sound the same... Oh wait

>>15709774
>This is what high blood pressure and diabetes looks like

>>15710318
Your already there
*echoes*

>>15710300
Low socioeconomic status --> poor education --> limited understanding of mental health, how the mind works, the relationship between stress and compulsive behavior, etc. --> low EQ --> compulsive eating

>Doesn't order tomatoes.
>Gets them anyways.
>Rightfully complains.
>Gets shit on by his gf for doing so.
Bros...

>>15710318
The parts 4chan idolizes unironically

>>15710709
>idolizes
lol, muttland should be nuked from coast to coast

>>15709774
I cannot tell the gender of either of these people.

>>15710290
I've seen that channel before, it's just a low t gay man.

>These are real, actual people.

>>15710682
They're cousins lol

>>15710259
>>15710290
>>15710823
I've seen that channel before, it's just a low t (but cisgender) gay man, not a tranny.

>>15710838
its the south, they're dating

>>15710833
let me introduce you to Nik Avocado

>>15710911
>BRAP!

I just had a look on his channel this tame in comparison, what a vile creature, I actually pitty him though, he never had a chance.

El ogres de las americas...

>>15711046
Here's the fucked part, my life is arguably a million times better than theirs but still they seem happy and I'm depressed as fuck most of the time.

>>15711140
Stupid people just seem that way, for starters they get hanged up on trivial shit way more

>>15711140
nothing to envy anon. They are content living their lives endlessly consuming crap food and given their lot in life. Then again these sorts of things are limited hangouts, they may feel just as you do when the camera isn't rolling

>>15711140
happiness, like impulse control, is genetic, look it up

>>15710143
Pale orc

>eating in the car
WHY

It's up, lads

https://youtu.be/d3JkqJycmAg

>>15711207
I eat in my car at work because when I go to the office cafeteria/lounge, I always end up sitting alone

>>15711046
the girl on the right seems to be very attractive under all this fat. A shame

>>15711458
But in the end it seems you end up sitting alone regardless

>>15711555
Yeah, but at least in the car I don't feel out of place. Everybody else has their group of friends so it feels weird eating there alone. Instead I drive to this comfy park that overlooks the ocean, eat my meal there, chill out and listen to music for a good 20 minutes, then go back to work.

I haven't crossposted in years, /ck/ is more horrifying than early /b/. Good god.

>>15711759
Easily solved if all the dO AmErIcAnS ReAlLy and /pol/ posters got autobanned, but mods are useless pansies

>>15711691
I'm sorry to hear that anon, hopefully you'll be able to find someone(s) to eat with

>>15712064
lmao look at the gay for pay regret in the guy one from right. I wonder what his life has been leading up to this.

>>15709774
Social media was a mistake

>>15712401
Thats jon arbuckle.

>>15711046
>Blaster before Thunderdome

>>15711234
nikcado is so obese

>>15709774
Me on the left.

>>15711234
Why do people watch his videos?

>>15711234
>having a nervous breakdown
>jolly banjo music plays

Niko is a comedic genius

>>15711207
>eating in the car
Disgusting.
So many pigs living in their own filth.
I take that back, at least pigs will shit away from where they sleep.
I see so many people driving vehicles with empty food packaging and wrapping strewn all over and crumbs and worse everywhere.
It's a sign of an addict. They're food junkies

>>15711234
Its this satire

>>15711458
>>15711691
Where do you work?

I'm looking for a cursed youtube channel
his name was danny I think?
Really gay/trans guy. Would eat food sexually in his car. Weird person, uncomfortable videos
A twitch streamer I watch would play his videos

>>15715414
JoeysWorldTour?

>>15709774
I just looked up two fatties eating in a car and their videos showed up lol

>>15715376
It's performance art to make money off the masses. He owns acres of land in Hawaii and Colombia, and the permits/documentation to terraform it for farmland and housing. Kiwif*rms has all of the documents. He's going to retire to the good life once he's done with whatever he's doing.

>>15710259
It's a male.

>>15709774
Rent free
Seethe yuropoor, if they can eat like that it's because, unlike you, they can afford it ;)

American food is superior to all other cunt trees. If your favorite dish isn't something American, I just know you're lying/coping and likely moping, you're joking and toking if you think that you can over throw kings.

>>15715537
at that point is it really?

>>15715565
He just has a shitty fat baby voice, seen many fringe downies like that on the internet.

>>15709945
Here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-FhmbS0T0w

That hog is a "comedian", but her "comedy" videos get way less videos than her eating ones. I think she started this "character" as a comedy act and then it took off because people thought it was actually her.

>>15715575
if he's a tard I guess that would explain it then.
Alot of retarded/autistic people i've seen seem to all be overweight and have issues controlling their diets.

>>15709774
Someone make a wojak out of this holy shit.

>>15714472
soy that they can coom

>>15712444
Underrated

>>15715524
>Performance art
Getting fat and constantly shitting yourself for the sake of art is high levels of dedication

>>15715922
He's a man of the sport, can sell a melodrama about of opening his fridge.

>>15710660
>muh socioeconomic status
>muh education
and the rest literally describes people who didn't fail at either

>>15711182
>look it up bub, it's SCIENCE

>>15716763
>>15716771
>NOO I'M NOT STUPID TRASH I CAN USE THE WONDER BOX BLESSED BY GOD FUCK SCIENCE

>>15716860
>Dude, it's SCIENCE!

>>15709774
>What's your favorite food?
>seconds

>>15716864
>SCIENCE IS ONLY SCIENCE WHEN I DON'T LIKE IT

>>15716878
>SCIENCE IS ONLY SCIENCE WHEN I DON'T LIKE IT

>>15710290
A transformer, more than meets the eye!

>>15716889
So now I don't like science? What, is this a Bugs Bunny cartoon?

>>15716925
>So now I don't like science? What, is this a Bugs Bunny cartoon?

>>15714472
Because he embodies the "7 sins" and gives people a chance to indulge vicariously. He is cynical, but the damage to his body is very real.

>>15710911
>>15710983

>>15711234
Is he filming himself having an emotion breakdown and chowing down on McDonald’s....on a mother fucking plane?

>>15717020
>>15717028
Jesus, he always was a obnoxius faggot but when did he make the jump to this?

>>15709774
that man has a weird voice, too high pitched.

>>15717038
When he saw which aspects of his videos worked and amped those up. What is so hard to understand about this guy? Your incredulity is what makes him rich.

>>15711234
This is one of the stupidest videos I've ever watched. Everything about it is asinine. How do people watch this garbage? It's not even interesting from the perspective of watching a man's life collapse.

>>15717020
Post more.

>>15711046
Come on, who doesn't enjoy a good plate of pancakes?

>>15717038

>>15711234
Who and what is that?

>>15715578
wtf what is my man Theo Von doing there?

>>15710838
this is america lol

>>15717057
>>15717020
Sauce for that.
Also did this fat ball of american grease post the shit?

>>15717053

>>15709774
I can't stop looking at the teeth of the fat guy, crooked but pearly white.

>>15710259
I like his cut G

>>15709774
>>15710259
>>15710660
>>15710318
>>15710720
>>15711046
>>15717071
>>15717073
It's literally been confirmed that all /ck/ users who hate America are redditors and I suggest going back since you don't belong here

>>15715578

>>15717073

The girl on the right is kinda cute

>>15717090
>Literally confirmed
>One Anon
American education

>>15717100
Jesus fucking christ even with the censored bit you can still see the truffle butter on the top of his ass crack. Imagine the smell.

>>15717100
>people masturbated to this

>>15717090
>t. Nikocado Avocado

>>15717113
>Capitalizing anon
Time to return to your reddit

>>15717178
>I masturbated to this

>>15717258
>I made this

>>15717049
Social Media was a mistake

>>15717038
Do you not usually expect mental illness to get progressively worse?

>>15711207
>>15714821

Based and Leotardo-pilled

>>15717020
>>15717077
WOAH heh heh he fuckin shits himself dude what a dumbass lol.

>>15710300
refined sugar, especially in America it gets pretty much added into all cheap food. europeans have an easier time avoiding it because they have regulations and shit.

>>15717337
It's in America but there is access to literally any food you want. It also exists in countless other countries but you're not obsessed with those.

>>15717344
maybe, or maybe not. people tend to go for the easiest and cheapest options when cooking for themselves and loved ones. sadly in america these easy and cheap options are filled with high-fructose corn syrup.

>>15717357
Not maybe. It's in America but there is access to literally any food you want. It also exists in countless countries but you're not obsessed with those.

>>15717368
the problem still is high-fructose corn syrup. fructolysis messes up your leptin production which in turn leads to the feeling of hunger. big corporations defend high-fructose corn syrup teeth and nail because consuming it leads to overeating netting them higher profits.

So if you kidnapped one of these things and kept it in a walled cell like, casque of amontillado style, how long would it stay alive?
Let's say 750 pounds and access to drinking water via a leaky pipe.

>>15717395
Well they can live off their lard but they still need vitamins and what not so probably give them some supplements with the pipe water.

>>15717065

I was thinking the exact same thing lmao

>>15709774
Jesus christ, people. It's all an act. Tammy and her cohorts are "comedians."

>>15717558
How does that make them less disgusting?

>>15717097
That's a transformer!

>>15712444

>>15718035
Is this real?

>>15718071
The pic is a shop, but the video is real.

>>15718071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfdDXRcFQQ0
I'm afraid so.

>>15717558
She just looks like that as a joke?
That is Kaufman tier dedication.
What a shame that she's not funny at all, considering all the work.

>>15709774
What is the fascination of filming this shit in your car?
>Imagine the smell
I did Dominos delivery as a teenager, it totally ruined my ride with that plastic hydrogenated chemical pepperoni smell.

>>15709774
>>15715578
>My cousin
What in the fuck is that?

>>15718136
an american

>>15718105
I guess it tastes better fresh from the store than later at home and you probably have to ask every fucker in there first before filming if it hurts their feelings.
Also with some of these garbage people, do you really want to see their places?

>>15717097
>Friend, mother, lover, all the things they say a Taco Bell is to a customer and they miss the only thing that matters. Confessor.

>>15718197
The morbid curiosity in my says yes i do want to see.

>>15718136
El Orco De La America

>>15718098
Is this faggot never NOT crying?

>>15710165
>haircut

O B E S E D

>>15717020
DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS

>>15718323
Looks like jimmy neutron.

>>15717077
Ass rammings and a fiberless diet will do that to you

>>15717100
Oh god I can smell it

>>15718435

>>15718244
Based Crozier anon

What the actual fuck is wrong with that leak-ass? Is it all for those Youtube (you)'s or is he legitimately this retarded?

>>15718105
When I delivered pizzas as a youngster, we had insulated bags to keep the pizzas hot. Smells were never an issue for me.

>>15711207
If i go home i have to share with my dogs.

>>15718527
I assume he gets off on humiliation

>>15718136
a fat manchild, like a literal one. Whitey must have a problem with his testosterone levels.

We posting muttkino?
https://youtu.be/hsyPg2sGHUc
https://youtu.be/LVjxJu5Gs-E
https://youtu.be/l0TG4dOks0E
https://youtu.be/XGKROFmUprg

>>15719106
damn, shit like this really just make me sad.

Justin Armistead and the comedian Chelcie Lynn. They aren't really cousins.

>>15709774
check out my kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iponbp_UwEc&t=308s&ab_channel=HotTopics

>>15719106
Is that thing in the second video a man or woman?

>>15711234
this part made me kek out loud. there is 0% chance this isn't satire

>>15719229
not really for me but I liked the video in support

>>15719304
shut up nigger

>>15711234
I will never understand why normalfags watch this obese faggot

>>15709774
https://voca.ro/1aU2O3oBWm4p

>>15719555
shut the fuck up you drunk retard

>>15715578
pretty sure that's a man

>>15719555
I guarantee you're the Steele reserve poster. No more vocaroos idiot

>>15719564
>>15719625
Leave him alone he’s living his best life

>>15719255
It's the same person in OPs image lmao

>>15717061
>Who and what is that?
>what
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>>15710660
>ITS DA SCHOOOOLZ

Some people just have low impulse control and no dad

>>15717100
This guy whores out his digestive systen and also literally whores out himself with nudes? I feel like this is a mundane modern version of someone dante would encounter in hell, and instead of the sky raining fire it would be little drops of diarrhea

>>15719140
You can thank the muh freedumbz muh free market crowd for that.

>>15721242
Free market can work just fine with some regulations why do Americans have to take everything to extremes?
That's not even a "do Americans really?" It's literally what I'm confrontend with here every day.

>>15709774
Could you stop roping all Americans in with the South?

>>15721085
Seems like hell do anything to stay in "vogue" a part of me thinks he knows the hate he gets and just leans into it

>>15710143
The "die-for-Israel" phenotype.

>>15721561
>Could you stop roping all Americans in with the South?
But the South IS America

>>15719106
>Lady Gaga Oreos
>It's literally pink and green
Fuck sake it's not even food. It's literally poison for the body. These people have absolutely no sense of self preservation or self respect. No sense of nutrition or health. Utterly devoid of a brain and soul. Words fail when you realise this was a child with hopes and dreams at one stage.

>>15711477
I was considering that too, but don't you think it's just because of hair and make-up?

>>15710983
fucking lmao

>>15711046
is she chewing gum or eating food what the fuck

>>15716925
kek
don't feed the creatures, it's not worth the noise

>>15709774
retards

>>15711172
>Stupid people
>hanged up