/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15695171
https://voca.ro/1hrBkaEiKeMe

three ranch doritos locos tack-os sub beef for crispy chicken and then wrap those in a chalupa shell gordita style and a box of cinnabon bites

>>15695181
fat boy...

>>15695171
>What's your order when you hit rock bottom and crawl to fast food?
You mean every day?
Mcdonalds: mcdouble/small fry/lrg diet coke
BK: Whopper with cheese/jalapeno cheddar bites/lrg diet coke
Arby's: french dip/5pc jalapeno bites with bronco berry sauce/lrg diet coke
Wendy's: Son of baconator/6pc spicy nuggets with ranch/lrg diet coke
Cane's: THE SANDWICH COMBO
KFC: #2 fill up box, 2 sides, potatoes and gravy/mac and cheese, and a diet pepsi

>>15695171
Ten cheeseburgers and nothing else.
I eat them at home and heat them one at a time in the microwave oven.

>>15695171
2 cheeseburgers with just ketchup, cheese and meat, fries and a 0.5 liter coke

I have an addiction to Church's chicken tenders but hate having to go there because of how ghetto the area is.

20 jack in the box tacos.

>>15695171
20 mcnuggets, no fries

Taco bell, two bean burritos with no red sauce and an order of nachos. Open the burritos, apply nachos into burrito for crunch, dip it in the nacho cheese. Eat with tons of fire sauce.

Two burgers, extra pickles

>>15695313
You just made me realize I don't eat as much fast food as I thought

>>15695171
drive to the local taqueria and get
1. 5 bacon and egg breakfast tacos on corn
2. a fuckton of chips and creamy green sauce
then drive to whataburger and get
3. a patty melt with bacon and jalapeno
4. 3 chicken strips with gravy
then drive to jack in the box and get
5. an order of bacon cheddar potato wedges
6. 4 tacos
7. 2 chicken sandwiches
then i gorge it all within 30 minutes, down 6 tablespoons of psyllium husk with 20 ounces of water, eat 4 papaya mint digestive supplements, take off all my clothes, open the door, get on the floor, walk the dinosaur, and pass out

i do this twice monthly

>>15695313
I used to eat fast food almost daily
I've cut it down to once or twice a week now

Taco Bell
Steak Quesadilla
Two doritios locos tacos

>>15695313
t.

Quarter pounder blt
Large fry with black pepper
Large chocolate shake or frozen coke with soft serve
6 nuggets with big Mac sauce

4 cheeseburgers

>>15695171
Two number 9s, a number 9large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and alargesoda.

>>15695735
>large fry
Just one?

>>15695313
weight and BMI?

>>15695171
Fast food makes me feel sick, and it puts me one a wretched mood for the whole day. I never order it.

>>15695319
I do that except I eat two on the door and I put the rest in the freezer.
It's comfy to have a stock of cheeseburger to warm up without leaving home

>>15696244
>it puts me one a wretched mood for the whole day.
The trick is too wash it down with two shots of whiskey

Rock bottom makes you want to get ripped off by fast food chimps?

>>15696248
That might be it. Still I won't buy fast food, it's revolting. The only instance I'll have is when and friend of mine has us over for "dinner". Dinner being McDonalds

Never a rock bottom. Only a treat. I get two double quarter pounders with a receipt bogo. Throw away the bottom buns to make it healthier and put it together then consume.

>>15695171
>can I get uuuuhhhh
Over time this got me angry, often times you know exactly what you want, don't pretend, is it supposed to be rude to be assertive or something ?

>>15695171
Nothing because I'm not a weak minded individual like thou.

>>15696393
Maybe if they put up two menu signs it would help speed things up but these days they are too stupid for that. They use to back in the day. I don't mind making people wait because of mcds negligence. Or even making them wait longer because the sign is digital and keeps changing.

>>15696393
Not everyone know by heart the fast foods menus.

>>15696408
I was meaning it in a kind of off topic way too, like when I hear people calling for an appointment, the same uuuuhhhh can be heard but they know fully well why they're making the phone call.

>>15695171
5 big macs, 2 apple pies, chocolate sunday, 6 nuggets.

I ate 6 bacon chezburgers and 6 jr. chicken sandwiches for 12 dollars from bk a few days ago.

>>15696429
>like when I hear people calling for an appointment, the same uuuuhhhh can be heard but they know fully well why they're making the phone call.
Why would they hesitate if they know exactly? How do you know what's inside their head? You don't make sense.

>>15696429
I think it's more of them taking a second to organize their thoughts and trying to fill in that uncomfortable silence. I feel like there's a word for it but my brain is pretty broken and my vocabulary almost doesn't exist. Similar to when you're telling one of your dumbass stories to someone and they're just replying with "mhm" "yea?" "Really?". Just some weird psychological thing people tend to do.

Use to work a pop shop with sex toys and I heard uhhhhh all day every day in the summer.

>>15696450
More specifically I can tell my gf does that, we talk about what she wants to order beforehand, or why she calls the doctor, in these cases I know fully well she knows what to say, and I can only imagine she's not the only one in this case.

You don't know what to order until you see a menu.

You know when you are in Phnom Penh and they bring all the little girls out in a lineup? You can't order without seeing what they are offering and finally, the cost.

>>15696465
Exactly this. You might ring up for an appointment but you want to phrase it correctly, make sure you ask for the right time/date so it doesn't conflict with other plans, ensure you don't leave anything important out if extra details are needed. It's the exact same when ordering off a menu for a place you're aware of generally what they serve, like McDonald's - yeah, you want a burger, but are you asking for a meal or any changes to it? While the menu is infront of you and that chicken sandwich just caught your eye, are you now changing to that? Nah, nah, just a burger. "I'll have uhhh... Yeah, a double with a coke. Thanks".
>>15696429
Getting angry over it seems like a fast food wagie is hating their job and is hoping they won't have to spend all day talking to customers.

>>15696479
Now you got me thinking you're just a faggot. It's not even a big deal, learn to be empathetic. Or better yet, learn why your fucking gf (male) does that and you can probably apply that. Then you don't have to ask retarded questions online.

>>15696526
I've worked two months in my life and it wasn't fast food so it's not that. And sure I can imagine a lot of uuhhs are legit but some aren't and it's weird at best. I've stopped doing it and it feels uncomfortable because it isn't the norm, but it would be stupid to pretend. My gf and I can spend up to an hour looking up the menus online before calling, so even moreso.

>you want to phrase it correctly
Maybe I'm an autist for doing it but I plan the first sentence, and I'm specifically addressing the first uuhh that comes during these exchanges, I couldn't blame the next ones especially for an appointment call as it can get tricky.

>>15695171
Canes: 3 finger combo, large sweet tea and 1 extra sauce
Wendys: 10 piece spicy nugs with sawesome sauce and 1 fish sandwich
Arbys: Reuben and 4 mozzarella sticks
McDonalds: Big Mac and a sweet tea
Chipotle: Burrito bowl with sofritas, brown rice, black beans, cheese, lettuce, and sour cream. Maybe some white queso if I feel like paying the 1.30 more.

>>15696554
When you grow up you're going to find much worse things to worry about. Enjoy your autism while you can.

>>15695171
I starve myself when I’m depressed

>>15696551
>It's not even a big deal
True, it's the kind of thing where you start looking at it and start getting curious, time goes on and you look back at it and you try to find answers and well, I said angry because I lack english vocabulary as I'm french but I guess it irks me, at least it's something I'd like to work on for the times where it isn't actually natural to say it.

out west burger trey with two cajun chicken wraps and a strawberry cheesecake milkshake

I like the crispy mcdicks sandwich

Cheesy gordita crunch at taco rico
Greek Gyro from arbys, anything from wendys is edible, don't really care much for other fast food

>>15695482
Holy based. God I miss texas

>>15695171
KFC: Five Dollar Kentucky Flatbread Fill-up Box
Taco Bell: Crunchwrap Supreme box with two extra loaded grillers
Wendy's: Son of Baconator meal if the Mushroom Melt isn't in

>>15695171
I'll take the mcchicken. Its the best fast food sandwich for me.

>>15696244
>Fast food makes me feel sick, and it puts me one a wretched mood for the whole day. I never order it.
pussy

>order a shit ton of McDonkeys
>finish one Quater Pounder and is already feeling full
>nearly $20 wasted.

>>15695171

In one sitting?

1 Taco party pack, 2 Chipotle chicken wraps, 2 5 layer beef burritos, 1 large diet coke

4 McChickens, 2 cheeseburgers, 2 big macs, usually 2 of their specialty sandwiches or two orders of fries, 1 large diet coke

3 large subs from Wawa, 1 family size mac n cheese 1 apple fritter, 1 large diet pink lemonade or diet Dr Pepper

>>15695171
A triple Baconator, large order of fries, small vanilla Frosty, sides of cheese sauce and S'Awesome sauce.
>OR<
2 Cheesy Gordita Crunches sub rice, 2 black bean Quesaritos, and loaded nacho fries. All the fire sauce.
>OR<
2 Big King XL, 2 Medium Fries, and 2 Zesty Sauce.
>OR<
A Triple Cheeseburger, plain, No Bun. Add two McChicken patties (the patties are now the "bun". 2 Small Fries, 2 sides of Mac Sauce, Oreo McFlurry or Orange Hi-C.
>OR<
A Quarter-Pound Footlong Coney Dog, add onion, a chicken slinger, A Corn Dog, Large order of Tots, side of cheese, and Sonic signature sauce.
>OR<
Find a dark place to wither and die.

No I'm not fat. To be plain, as I have learned after hitting rock bottom before, a meal massively disproportionate to my appetite somehow fills the emptiness in more ways than one. If it hits all the nostalgia and flavors that remind me of a simpler time and better days, it's enough for me to see a light in the darkness.

Two plain junior cheeseburgers and a kiddie fry from wendys, its delicious

>>15695171
Here's my go to

>>15697896
Then I usually swing by Taco Bell for a 12 pack of Cinnabon delights

>>15697896
extra pickles and onions with no ketchup and mayo added is how I get my double cheeseburgers too. I don't know what "3 mayonnaise" means though

>>15695313
Very based

>>15697896
3 mayo for 8 burgers? That's an awfully ugly ratio

1x Chicken McWrap
1x Bacon McWrap
12x Chili cheese tops
1x Large fries

I don't like burgers.

>>15695171
Meatball Sub from Sheetz with extra onions, peppers, jalapenos, and parmesean

>>15695171
mcchicken and cheeseburger with lettuce

>>15697777
>quads
Checked.
>wendys
Based.
>plain
Retarded.

>>15695171
A four person mixed bucket from KFC eaten over the whole day. I'm not even fat but KFC chicken does it for me

>>15695735
True patrician

>>15698136
Condiments taste like ass, sue me

>>15697912
I can only assume he's either asked for a triple helping of mayo on all of them, or 3 of them have mayo and the rest don't

>>15696241
I used to be around 260lbs(those orders would look a LOT different)@6'1 but I basically just adopted this menu, along with counting calories and got down to 175lbs, recently went back up to around 195 because I wanted to try some of the different/bigger menu items and it kind of got out of control, but I think I'm back on track now

>>15696554
I purposely start my order with "can I get uhhh" because it like, softens the sentence and makes it seem like you're asking politely, instead of barking demands or reading a script like an autist

>>15695313
>not having an order for Carl's Jr, Del Taco, Taco Bell and Popeyes

a medium fry
a cheeseburger
a chicken sandwich
4 or 6 piece nugget
i almost never go so i like to just sample the classics and see how they've changed since i've last visited

>>15695354
Kill yourself

>>15698631
>Carl's Jr
It's complicated, but I don't really go there because everything is fairly high in calories and one only opened in my town after I lost weight so I've only eaten there a handful of times and never really figured out 'my order'
>Del Taco
>Popeyes
Don't havem
>Taco bell
Anemic burritos and no sides, but I like the 5 layer burrito, I'd rather go to taco johns though, the meat and potato burrito is way bigger than anything at taco bell for the same amount of calories plus they have potato oles, but I don't really go there anymore because that's an easy 1100 calories

Jack in the box
3 chicken teriyaki bowls, tacos and a chocolate shake
Yes I am fat as fuck

>1 large double quarter pounder meal with a root beer (easy on the ice), mac sauce on the sandwich

2 triple cheeseburgers

I want two cheeseburgers. I want pickles, and ketchup on them. But without loading it up with a bunch of bullshit! Some biggie fries... and some shit to drink! (pref. chocolate milk)

>>15695171
2 McDoubles add mac sauce , 10 piece nuggies BBQ/ sweet n sour sauce , small fry , sweet tea ( I'm in the south) . I take it home and I have a southern remlouade cajun sauce that I dip my fries and sometimes burgs in.

>>15699246
How is the south doing right now pal? Weather? Maskworld-related problems? Is it nice?

>>15698514
based semi successful fat loss anon
take care of your health though

Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Wendys. Literally the only fast food I will order and once a month at most. Ive never been fat and dont want to get fat ever.

>>15699261
I'm in TN. it's pretty based. my area made 1.8 billion during Corona. life's normal, infavt I got a 15k bonus because everything was doing so well . unless you go to a big city that is flooded with out of states who fled their liberal shit holes for our cheaper taxes and then piss n moan while living here. I got zaxby Texas toast, chick fil a nuggies and a shake from cookout today

>>15697912
>>15698314
Correct - triple mayo on all 8 burgs

>>15695171
As many of the cheapest chicken sandwiches as I can stomach. Maybe a milkshake.
I've been craving this exact meal for basically a year, and I'm still staying strong and not giving in. It's only a matter of time though.

loads of fries and then as many dipping sauces as they'll let me take

Junior whoppers with cheese, heavy all

French toast sticks

eating bk is like shooting junk in a subway station with a dirty used needle, it's the absolute bottom, like re-evaluate your life bottom

I love it

>>15699361
stay strong bro . sending my energy

>>15695354
More like Jack in my ass tacos.

>>15695313
>all these gimicky "less calorie" meals like Son of Fatass and diet sodas

Just fucking skip a day fatty

>>15695181
Fat.

>>15695171
>McDonald's
10 piece nugget meal, medium, with root beer, add mchicken or McDouble
>taco bell
Cheesy Gordita, custom beefy crunch burrito, 2 soft taco supremes, baja blast
>burger King
Whopper meal with Dr. Pepper, add jr chicken sandwich
>Wendy's
Dave's single meal with Dr. Pepper, used to add 2 spicy chicken wraps before they got rid of them

>>15695313
I'm shocked at how small your McDonald's order is compared to the others

>>15695171
I'm never at rock bottom, always at the top, and I almost exclusively eat fast food.

>>15695244
I hate that you only have the option to buy 2 cinnabon bites or fucking 12. WHY TACO BELL? 2 IS NOT ENOUGH BUT I DON'T WANT FUCKING 12 OF THEM

>>15695349
Ok nigger

>>15699582
Buy 3 orders of 2...

>>15696569
I wish I was like this. Maybe then I wouldn't be so fat

>>15699159
oh fuck I haven't had a milkshake in years. You're killing me dude, I'd do anything for a thicc ass chocolate shake right now

>>15699604
Too complicated for the brain-dead knuckle draggers that work behind the intercom. They'll fuck it up somehow

California burrito with red instead of pico. I just love french fries and carne asada.

Usually its Whataburger but I just found a taco truck that is $2 dollars a taco, so its cheaper and makes me feel good its not fast food and local

>>15696554
Uhh is just a filler word, all languages have these, it's just what your brain throws in when you're speaking faster than you're thinking to make sure you don't accidentally signal that you're done speaking while you think

>>15695171
2 mcdoubles no pickles, mcdicks is the only place cheap and decent enough to justify eating at in canada, shit still costs like 6 dollars. Sometimes Wendy's has promotions on for cheap baconators so I'll go there. I also stopped eating fast food fries because they're total fucking slop.

>>15695181
based drunk vocaro poster

>>15695171
Lemme get uuuuhhh, two quarter pounders no mustard, a big mac, twenty mcnuggies with sweet 'n sour, one mc chicken and one apple pie. Thanks sweetheart.

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Depending on appetite, drunk me will fuck up 1-2 beef quesoritos from Taco Bell (It helps that TB has mountain dew kickstart on tap for when I'm trying to sober up). If you're in the south though, the place to drunk eat is Cookout because like 5 bucks gets you a crazy amount of food (I do cheddar burger, chicken quesadilla, and cajun fries but to each their own)

>>15695171
An entire Little Caeser's pizza.

>>15695181
Are there vocaroo posters on other boards? Seems like the lowest of the low to me

>>15701065
They always get circlejerked to hell and back so they keep spamming. You can get upwards of 50 (You)s on /fit/ for low effort vocaroos.

>>15695171
https://voca.ro/12TyvMrXKJ5R

Gotta speak extremely slowly because they always miss hear.

The worst part is when instead of asking what drink, they ask if I want Coke Zero.

>>15695482
You're like the food Hunter S Thompson

>>15695171
>when you hit rock bottom and crawl to fast food

Nah, man.
I don't think you understand what "Hitting Rock Bottom" means. Hitting rock bottom is not even being able to afford something off of a fast food joins Dollar menu. If you have a car, gas, and money to drive up to a fast food place and order $6 or $9 worth of crap you are doing all right, and you have no clue what hitting rock bottom really is.

>>15695171
THIS IS MY ORDER VERBATIM
https://voca.ro/1k7ECPkb2Ghy

>>15695171
Angry Whopper, large onion rings, large coke.

Though I'm more likely to go to my local fish and chips place, get a burger with the lot (bacon, egg, pineapple) half a dozen calamari rings and three crab claws.

>>15695410
you get similar macros with 2-3 mcdoubles for half the price

>>15701896
it's not about being poor, dipshit, its about not respecting your body and buying fast food for it when your want to eat some trash fast outweighs your want to give your body something good and nutritious. stop posting about your poor-me life story

>>15701922
>its about not respecting your body
That's some first world problem cringe right there, bro.

>>15695171
I literally never buy fast food anymore but in the rare times that I do:
>6 piece nugz with buffalo dip
>small oreo mflurry
>t-that’s all thanks

>>15701903
Macros? Nah I eat McNuggs because they taste good

>>15695171
Spicy Chicken Deluxe™ from Chick-fil-A ™
It's the only choice for a god fearing white man.

>>15695181
You sound retarded

When I'm low on money and life sucks, Little Caesers has been good to me. That $5 pie can be dinner tonight and lunch tomorrow.

i'm a 400lb death feeder and eat fast food nearly every day

>>15695171
A number 1 at most places

>>15704151
That is legitimately the best fast food sandwich.

>>15704585
How was the MrBeast stuff? Heard it's overrated - most people went for the potential chance of free money from him, and apparently a load of the orders got fucked up from the rush/chefs not being prepared. That still the same experience now that the hype is over?

>>15695171
Pizza

A large sized peperroni pizza, which i will eat alone.

>>15704873
i've ordered it twice so far and both orders were fine. it's nothing amazing but it's definitely passable fast food fare. it's pretty hard to mess up a smash burger you know? i'd recommend it

>>15704967
Neat, price looked similar to other orders on that image so I guess it wouldn't hurt to try.

>>15696232
Yes, I'm watching my figure

>>15695171
half fries half rice with shawarma on top with garlic, tahini and hot sauce
2 mcdoubles, 1 jr mchicken a med fry and some water

>>15695171
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

i dont hit rock bottom. the older i get the easier it becomes to just ignore hunger until I get up and make something decent. the only part that sucks is cleanup if you're really tired.

>>15695181

>>15698514
I've pretty much had the exact weight loss trajectory as you, albeit at a smaller scale (220 down to 170, then back up to 180). We can do it anon. Just gotta remember that discipline.

>>15699413
Not my fault you can't wrap your brain around moderation.
>>15699574
I get McDonalds pretty much every day, the other stuff is like, once a week cheat meal sort of.

>>15706288
Keep it up fatass. We're gonna make it.

>>15695171
Double cheeseburger xtra onion no pickle
Spicy mcchicken
Medium fry
4 piece mcnugget with sweet n sour

>>15695171
Bacon cheeseburger and fries from fiveguys. Maybe sonoran dogs too?
>>15696554
When I say "can I get a" it sounds almost the same as "can I get uhhh" I also just freeze up when I talk to people for no reason sometimes.

>>15695171

Mcdonalds:

2 Mcdoubles (with mayo)
1 Large Fry
2 Large M&M Mcflurries

I like to suck the ketchup packages dry rather than put them on my fries. I ate so many of these meals since covid that I gained 50 lbs so I have to stop.

I’ve only seen this in Cleveland, but for $10-12 it is a good deal.

>>15707076
Is it only available for Aboriginals?

>>15707088
It also is available for participants of the English Civil War.

>>15706094
RUN DMC has seen better days.

>>15696392
>turning two double quarter pounders into a single pounder
Noice.

>>15707076
Replace the Big Macs with quarter pounders and that’s my order, 12 would be a great deal.

>>15695171
Checkers, the fastest of food

>>15707572
Every time I've eaten Checkers, I remember it being greasy gross crap. Granted, last time I had it was in the Atlanta airport so

2 crunchwraps, 2 bean burritos, 2 beef burritos, 2 Chipotle cheese whatever. Bring that home and eat it with Yucateca hot sauce and then regret it the next day while sitting red hot liquid for 10 minutes around 1pm.