/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You aren't welcome here anymore after what you did.

>>15687952
this nigga shopping at Walgreens

We cookin

>CVS brand tortillas and cheese
have we gone too far?

>>15687970
Don't stop cooking the beef until all the moisture has evaporated.

>>15687970
>mental hospital sock next to hotplate
you okay, tendiebro?

>>15687957
Whats that? Place some chicken eggs on a beach?

>>15687979
where does all the grease go

>>15687984
suck it down pipe

>>15687984
down the drain, fuck landlords

>>15687984
Outside

>>15687994
is dinotendies floridian?

>>15687994
you must have a nice sear on that, it's defying gravity

>>15688000
Yes

>>15687984
It's actually water, not grease. Until the water is gone, you are steaming rather than browning.

Tortilla

do you live like this? is it just an act, and you have a whole other apartment that isnt that abandoned house?

>>15687981
he reduced his blood to marinara sauce and had to get it thinned with chicken broth so it was flowing again.

>>15688014
based, meet me in the 561 senpai

Open bean

>>15688080
bro i'll buy you some publix knives if you live between palm beach gardens and fort lauderdale

>>15688070
this sounds accurate

Open

>>15688086
OP is in the zone

https://twitter.com/Dino_Tendies?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

should i buy a dinotendies shirt, brahs?

fucking retard

>>15687952
Im glad your out of the hospital DT. Much love <3

>>15688097
if you want all the tets in the 'hood to be all over you then get some

Comb the bean

cold beans?

>>15687957
What did he did?

All the meat

>>15688108
i just visited your youtube channel
>first two ads were for windex and for hellofresh
top jej

>>15688108
You don't heat the tortillas first?
Also, those beans look too dry.

>>15688117
put chciken eggs on a beach and pretended they were turtle eggs

Comb the

>>15688123
Lol why does that have your panties in a twist?

OP is magical
>no grill
>use hobo stoves inside a microwave
brilliant

>>15688108
comb them daddy

>>15687981
He was in hospital for a blood clot

>>15688108
i mean, how else would you do it?

>>15688117
Cooked a "sea turtle" egg omelet

Also cheese

>>15688133
Mmmmmm endangered species

>>15688128
nigger my panties are not in a twist. You asked what he did and im telling you. Jesus

>>15688128
messing with/joking about turtle eggs is super illegal here in florida

>>15688133
no dude put the firecrackers down DON'T DO IT DON'-

>>15688133

>>15688144
>he folded 6 burritos into one
mad lad
>henlo this is the ATF we wish to share your location

Holy shit, DT is back?! I thought he was banned and then died of covid

put me in the screenshot

>>15688152
jesus look at the spillage

>>15688160
he prolly sent a janny pics of his butthole to get unbaned

>>15688167
>tfw he took a picture that avoids the timestamp/location of dominos so i can't track down what county/town/location he ordered from
goddamnit i just wanna meet dinotendies, but at this point i could probably identify him by his distinct beaner thumbs

>>15688172
>wanting to track someone down
kinda weird anon...

>dinotendies only has a machete, a wire hanger, and 3 soup ladles as his cooking utensils

what is going on itt

>>15688184
thats pretty generous

>>15688180
i wanna buy him a whisk so he doesn't have to use wire hangers but i guess that would subtract from his charm

Toastin

>>15688186
>posting a possum without knowing what's going on in a dinotendies thread
is it more fun to think dinotendies is a vagrant living in a shithole or to think he's a rich landowner doing whatever the fuck he wants in squalid abandoned apartments?

>>15687991
utterly based

show pic of your bellies once you're done eating that. also the toilette tomorrow

>>15688194
keep warm burrito-chan UwU

Glad you're back DT we missed you! How have the possums been while you were gone?

>>15688014
Nice mental socks. Comfy

>tfw drop your cheezy pringles all over the oven door

>>15688216
They are doing alright if im not around they can find food for themselves.

>>15688193
electrify it, or compromise it in some way first.

>landowner doing whatever the fuck he wants in squalid abandoned apartments
Doesn't this theory originate with masaokis?

Burnt to perfection

>>15688237
look at the open holes

>>15688236
>dinotendies is the american masakois
comfy af

>>15688237
Ngl, at first I tought it looks awful but I looks kinda good now

Remove

why is this being done

>>15688250
>grabbing the bare ass Burrito with hand-socks
bruh

Needs some cheese

>>15688250
>using a looney bin sock as an oven mitt
godspeed, DT

>>15688140
joking about turtle eggs isn't illegal you fucking retard lol

what was stopping you from just using a flour tortilla? the open holes makes me frustrated

>>15688263
okay well pretending to poach turtle eggs is you pedantic fuck

More cheese

Gibs me da burritu dinotendu

>>15688259

>>15688267
nigga that's burnt

>>15688275
thats not the issue here

>>15688289

>>15687952
based and redpilled, good to have you back DT

>>15688307
w-what's that capsule beneath your burrito tendiebro

>>15687994
Ur gonna get coons in your yard doing that.

>>15688309
dude that's a lighter

>>15688309
Torch lighter

>>15688310
You must be new here

>>15688311
Incredible

>>15688320
>>15688317
i only use cig/bbq lighters, never seen a torch lighter
shine on you crazy diamond

>>15688311
Torch that shit like a BLM protester torches local business daddy UwU

>>15688336
Too much sawce

Thanks /ck/ its nice to be back =)

>>15688336
needs more S A U C E

>>15688323
you must be a nigger

Good to see you again DT, looks delicious!

>>15688339
its nice to have you back DT. Please take care of yourself

>>15688343
no u gayass

This is what a good shitposter looks like. TBanon take some fucking notes

>>15688339
i want a bite mr. tendies

Based post tomato sauce thinning posting.

>>15688337
>>15688341
the duality of man
>>15688339
glad to have you back DTbro

>>15688336
Nice!

>>15688108
You aren't white?

>it's a Dinotendies final product looks edible episode
foods for this rare feel?

>>15688408
he isn't white, black, asian or anything else. He is a deity

>>15688408
>>15688415
go on his youtube channel his thumbs are pinto bean brown
he's a based floridanigger beaner, t. white floridanigger

>>15688418
Im white af. I live in florida and like to go outside

>>15688436
bro you got mexican thumbs you're either a bean or you need to use sunscreen more often

>>15688080
you know publix sells can openers for like $2.79 right

>>15688461
I need beans now

>>15688413
This may be the most disturbing part of all of this.

>>15688197
The latter for sure

>>15688477
I live here with the possums

>>15688485
that doesn't clarify things much to be honest DTbro
>>15688469
what kind of beans? what's your area code let's link up

So did you donesticate your possums? I had to kill one with a shovel last year. Well not really kill. You'd think getting slammed on the head would kill it, it didn't. Put it in a trash bag and threw it into a dumpster by black people.

Glad to see you're out of the hospital and safe & sound. Please don't blow up your hand again that shit was gnarly.

>>15688499
i accidentally hit a possum late at night, feelsbadman.

i forgot what 4chan used to be thanks op

>>15688511
Yeah I feel bad about trying to kill it. It was sick and dying so I thought I was being humane. I should have called the cops and told them I'm going to fire a 9mm to its head. Was too late at night for animal control

Thank you for everything you do DT.

>>15688560
he is florida man

look up dinotendies on youtube

>>15687952
Who are you?
I need the deeplore.

>>15688569

>>15688569
this goes deeep
i don't think you have enough time, frankly

>>15688569
bruh

>>15688569
lurk moar newfag

omg lol

you are going to get raped and murdered by the schizo crack smoking nigger across the hallway any day so i feel okay about your life choices

>>15688608
dude have you even seen how he looks like i'd smoke any cracknigger day or night

>>15688616
naw you would get your asshole blown out before getting stabbed in the neck with a glass stem and bleed out on your shitstained couch

>>15688603
Fuck off trip Fag

>>15688569
All i can say is google. The mods have been kind so no links.

>>15687973
Walgreens faggot

>>15688339
Stop by anytime :)

>>15688624
I'm the Demiurge.

>>15688636
you are a fucking dickfaggotsuckingurge

>>15688636
You are a faggot is what you are. A HUGE faggot. I know it you know it everyone knows it

>>15688636
put a revolver in your mouth

>>15688636
cringe

>>15688630
same shit

>>15688569
kys attention whore faggot

>DT is back

>>15688121
Link pls

>>15688786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAFWvs7bPSI

>>15688805
Holy good god I've seen the threads for about 3 years now but didn't know it went this deep. I'm torn between really dedicated performance art or floridaman phenomena

>>15688227
>>15687981
>>15688262
>4chan only sees hospital socks as psych ward socks
What a surprise

Include me in the screen cap pls

>>15687952
Glad you're unbanned DT. Joined your discord server the other day, am enjoying that.

>>15688408
I dont think anyone in florida should be considered white

>>15688193
damn ive never heard about this dude or this event in the pic you posted but what a fucking based mother fucker. god damn that is one cool fucking dude, unironically saved japan from communism

>>15688250
I fucking knew you were gonna use that sock as an oven mitt

>>15688266
Imagine being this booty blasted about a fucking imaginary turtle egg.

>>15688805
I fucking lost it when he filled up the ceramic trash pig thing with free coke

>>15689386
Fucking zoomers jesus

>>15689417
shut up you old roody poo besides im older than a millennial. History classes have been nothing but pure lies for decades and it's not my fault.

>>15688108
you brown skinned wetback i will fucking commit a hate crime if you post shit like this again.
(this post is satire)

>>15689423
A candyass who doesn't know Yamaguchi, now I've seen it all

>>15689428
idk about you anon but I really miss those days of /b/. I was only like 13 back then but some of my fondest memories were the vocaroo threads where we'd call applebees and ask for grapes and shit. Gamestop just hangs up if you say battletoads these days. lonely probably slightly autistic girls sticking sharpies in their poopers. makes me sad to look at that board now and its just fetishposts

>>15689449
We can never go back. As tumblr and reddit rose they looked upon our ways with seething jealousy, then with the advent of discord conspired to infiltrate the mod team (now with zero oversight since the loss of luggage lad) organizing janny hirings from within to actively destroy our culture.

Been here to see the birth, death, and rebirth of both /r9k/ and /pol/; pic related and the captcha apocalypse; exploding vans... all lost beneath the boot of communist freaks. I think its time we finally leave for greener pastures. zzzchan and 8moe are looking more attractive every day

>>15688014
god i wish that were me

>>15689449
>we will never go back to the innocence of calling burgerking and asking for the krusty krab

>>15689469
Commies and censorship are just one of the signs of the cancerous growth. The worst thing and real cause was in reality post 2007 influx of normaltrash. Not just here, but on the internet in general. 2007 was a year when Apple released their first iFag phone with internet and Zuccbook went public. After that it was only a downfall. If the old internet with it's netiquette had average IQ of well over 110, then modern internet is barely hitting 90 points, especially considering half of the third world is here as well. Back then only selected people had internet and even few of those went here. Nowadays every fucking braindead mongoloid has a phone with internet.

This is why you have absolute subswines itt who doesn't even know DT, who is not even that old of a phenomena himself.

>>15688823
I get this a lot. I don't consider it art, to me its just shitposting.

>>15689136
Thanks. The old server being nuked actually worked out for the best and we have a lot more active people on now.

>>15689550
I have been here since 06 and yeah it was a very different time. I was there for the habbo hotel, gamestop and later on the twitch raids. You still had to swim through an ocean of piss to find good threads but I spent some good times on that board.
Then the scientology raids and protests starting which brought in a lot of people who dont even know who EFG was. Then the fappening and gamergate happened bringing in a fuckton of newfags and later loss of moot things changed drastically.

Its been almost 4 years now I have been doing these threads. Hopefully I will be allowed to continue posting again. Idk if the previous mods thought I was trying to promote myself here which is understandable but honestly any more these threads dont really help gain an audience and its just me trying to make a fun thread for everyone.

I still prefer to post on 4chan though. I can do my cooking shit post threads where people are allowed to call me a wetback and a faggot and the mods are fine with it. Even though its changed a lot I would much rather be here with you guys instead of some shithole hugbox trying to up my post count and get points for threads.

>>15689800
You good, bratan. Your threads are one of the few last rare remains of the old 4chan and old internet too. Jannies are like usual complete faggots for those bans too.
>Even though its changed a lot I would much rather be here with you guys instead of some shithole hugbox trying to up my post count and get points for threads.
I feel the same.

>>15688061
Dinotendies is free.

>>15688197
I'd like to think he was a orphaned boy who was adopted and raised by Possums in the Australian outback.

>>15688197
Considering he had a blood clot in what appears to be his 20s or 30s, the former.
Stay strong, DT

>>15688339
Missed you. /ck/ isnt the same without you

>>15688339
no rice or guacamole? fucken savage animal.

>>15688339
go away and stay away next time you waste of space

>>15688364
Maybe TB anon is DT? The plot thickens as if somebody secretly added cornstarch.

>>15688266
>pretending to poach turtle eggs is
you're the pedantic fuck you retard, name the law right now that says its illegal to PRETEND to do that. god you are so fucking stupid

>>15690357
I have been away for a while and I dont know who that is. Another ck shitposter?

>>15690378
Yeh pretty much, he eats Taco Bell a lot.

>>15690222
trips of truth

>>15690371
I never actually said what kind of eggs they were. The thread just showed me pick up eggs on a beach.

>>15690383
Oh actually I just saw him posting in a taco bell thread.

>>15690387
Doin your mom of fuck yourself retard

>>15688364
Yes, TacoTard needs to up his game and stop being a fucking redditor

>>15687984
Down the drain. What else would you do with grease?

>>15690464
What I use it for, ass lube on my boyfriend.

>>15690473
kinky and absolutely sustainable pilled

>>15690357
Dino shows his wrists and they aren't the size of a ham so it can't be.

>>15690473
Heey, this is not the real Dinotendies, fake news !

>>15690473
hot