/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15681337
The same excuse that brought us the soibot.

I'm young and value my time greatly. Convenience is priceless. Eat shit, purist.

>>15681337
Sounds like you’re just a kneadlet that can’t afford a kitchenaid.

>>15681337
WRONG

>>15681365
Professionals are obviously on a league of their own.

>>15681349
I bet you can't spare a few minutes from vydia and porn. LMAO

you don't bake

>>15681460
This is a cooking board, not a baking board. Take it to >>>/lgbt/

>>15681620
Fucking burrrrrnnnnn

>>15681633
thanks :3

>>15681620
>/lgbt/
Let's Get Baking Tonight?

>>15681337
I'm not a poors so I use a machine.

>>15681460
Just finished some burger buns, actually.

And I do MEAN "actually", because I did it all by hand, instead of dumping stuff on a machine and sitting down to watch youtube videos or smoke weed.

>>15681337
I use a stand mixer so I can fuck my wife instead of knead.

>>15681762
You don't know how to make bread.

>>15681793
Do you use pussy yeast to make starters? Be honest.

>>15681796
so neither do professional bakers

retard

>>15681796
so neither do professional bakers

>>15681810
Are you a professional baker?

>>15681799
Guilty! haha

>>15681815
Not him, but I am. Post your muh hand kneaded bread.

>>15681833
Great, so you must know how to make bread without a machine.

It's fermenting in the fridge. I'll bake them tomorrow.

I mix the dough with a stand mixer but last night I tried kneading it by hand after mixing it in the stand mixer and it wasn't too bad.

It is definitely more manual labor and my arms were pretty tired after (also cooked some other stuff and skinned 1lb of cooked chickpeas, that was brutal).

>>15681365
fancy

>>15681833
It took me like 6-7 minutes to get to where the dough texture changed and it was firmer and more springy. It is a fair bit of work.

>>15681850
Do I know how? Sure. Do I do that when I make bread for myself and my family? Eat my shit encrusted asshole. This is how ridiculous you sound, being a purist, you sound like a motherfucker talking shit to a carpenter for using power tools instead of taking twenty times as long to get a quarter of the precision by using hand tools instead. It's 2021, most of these machines have existed for a hundred fucking years, go fuck yourself.

>>15681865
holy based

>>15681833
Here is muh bread that I hand knead. I only do it that way because I overmix in my stand mixer

>>15681337
Poor fag detected

>>15681890
Are those fuckholes?

>>15681865
Actually carpenters still use hand tools a lot of the time lmao. A good carpenter has a set of chisels he loves more than his children.

>>15681865
I think it's fair to say I triggered you pretty nicely.

Don't be so insecure. Just use your machine since you lack the upper body strength to do it otherwise. It's okay, buddy.

>>15681869
To drive it home, the first stand mixer was invented in 1910. Carbonara was invented in 1932. Not even a hundred years old, and it*lians go on and on about muh tradition, so if they can do that, guess what bitch? Stand mixers are traditional. Again, if you have a problem with people using machines, get off your phone or computer, go into the woods, and slowly starve to death, you anarcho primitivist cock sucker.

>>15681907
see >>15681901

>>15681908
Carbonara was not invented in 1932 you doingus. That’s just the first time it was written down. That’s like those San Francisco faggots claiming to have invented Italian cioppino when zuppa do pesce has been an Italian tradition for over a thousand years. Suck a dick faggot

>>15681908
Have a glass or chamomile tea, my dude. I hope you have a machine for that!

>>15681906
Go ahead and build a house with a hand saw.
>>15681907
You have no clue what it's like to run a commercial bakery. Even with machines it's hard work, you bet your ass I'm going to do it the easy (and correct) way at home. You can go ahead and trigger my prostate gland, faggot.

>>15681920
Have a glass of my thick, hot cum, and yeah, I have a machine for that, it's your mother.

>>15681928
>commercial bakery
Except I didn't mentioned anything about commercial bakeries or commercial bakers.

That's just you being defensive and projecting.

Nevertheless, some commercial bakeries in France do hand mix their dough, as do many artisanal bakers around the world.

>but muh carpenters
LMAO.

The seethe ITT is glorious.

>>15681906
Some say that a master carpenter should never have to use a hand tool at all anymore. I tell you this is false. For precision work you will need a handtool every day. In baking breads their is no precision needed that would be lost by using a standmixer. So I say that using a mixer is ok for baking breads as long as you wear panties while you use it.

>>15681918
>Dish arrived at its current form in 1932
>Italishits insist that it's current form is the only way to properly do it
>Anything made before that, by their own retarded mednigger logic, is not carbonara
Lick my rashy taint.

>>15681944
My hot and sweaty, dry, irritated, red with inflammation balls, which somehow always get coated in crusty old flour, are ready for you to suck.

>>15681908
Everyone knows REAL Carbonara is made with Mayonnaise and chopped up hot dogs

>>15681946
>thinks history started with America
Hush Amerilard you have no idea what Italian food is like

>>15681337
Unless you’re a useless peasant serf who owns no land, there’s no excuse for not making bread in an outdoor clay oven fired by wood you cut yourself.

>>15681918
Cabonara was absolutely a 20th century invention because it was a post WW2 staple given the ingredients.

https://www.lifeinitaly.com/food/history-of-food/who-invented-carbonara/

Of course, it's literally the same as every other pasta dish with a few additions. It's literally just cacio e pepe + WW2 rations.

every professional baker uses mixers you stupid cunts

fuck this board

>>15681788
No you didn't.
Because you don't bake.

>>15681337
I use a bread machine. Cope.

>>15682456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5soCYI59fOs

>>15682512
At least once a week.

>>15682456
>People making industrial quantities of a product use machines to automate it
I am shocked. SHOCKED.

>>15681337

>>15681337
Why are there chocolate chips in your bread dough, OP?

why do poorfags cope by pretending to be purists?

i like knowing that every bite of the bread has been touched by me and everyone is eating my fingerprints

>>15684861
Based.

>>15681890
What problems does overmixing cause?

>>15685063
We call it mongrelization. Miscegenation destroys cultures and peoples.

Red bean burger with carrot and eggplant confit, topped with kimchi mayo burger sauce with pickled red onions.

It smells incredible if I may say so myself.

>>15685191
Absurd. Your globalist allies will be unable to protect you and your weak physical form will fail you. Gas yourself.

>>15685191
This nigga eating beans

>>15681907
>Just use your machine since you lack the upper body strength to do it otherwise
I love this. It’s literally the universal poorfag sour-grapes template.
>of course you own a car; you’re too much of a fatass to just use a cycle like me
>of course you bought a *new* car, you’re too stupid to buy a cheap broken piece of shit and fix it yourself like me
>lol you have a maid service? You too fucking lazy to clean?
Yes, anon; anything you don’t personally have, use, and/or can afford is frivolous, automatically making you better than those who do.

>>15685322
>t.

>>15685322
Consumerism is a symptom of enslavement to the devices of satan. Free yourself. Your material lusts are the chains of the beast. Throw out your mixers. Abandon your cars. Free your slaves from bondage and so shall you free yourself. So many in this thread see wealth as an exalted state of being. It is not. Your ability to avoid labor is not a feature. It is a bug. Your soul is filled with bugs. Your experience of life is empty and nothing made in china will fill it.

>>15685339
not that anon but seriously you need to listen to yourself.
I get that you don't want to look stupid but this is an anonymous image board and you can just go away. No one will ever know it was you.

>>15685360
Suck my hairy balls fag. Mind your oqn business.

>>15685378
You sound like a cockbreathed faggot.

>>15681833
Are you that one Baker anon that posted here a few years ago doing an AMA?

>>15685400
>he said to himself, out loud

>>15685417
I'm not the one on some delusional highhorse, anon.
Get ahold of yourself. Call your parents. They miss you.

>>15685421
Go order something else from Amazon so you can post your soyreaction package opening video.

>>15685431
I don't buy from amazon because I don't support their business tactics.
Why are you even on the internet. By your own ideology this is blasphemy.

>>15685494
Shut up soyeater. Bugman.

>>15685501
???
>get told you're a faggot
>>no im not!
? faggot.

>>15685510
Dude, you are the one who dragged this off topic. You have nothing to say about this thread. I do. You dont like it and thats fine bit you just came in here to throw shit. Nobody is impressed with your ability to be an asshole. You suck at it as you probably do in every single aspect of your life. So go put a dildo back in your mouth and shut the fuck up.

>>15685528
The threads been dead for some time anon.
I'm sorry to have angered you so much by preaching your own trash back to you, faggot.
Maybe you should go meditate about it and come back when you're more collected :)

>>15685063
Developing too much gluten, removing too much air. You end up with a tough and dense bread.

>>15685552
>Developing too much gluten, removing too much air. You end up with a tough and dense bread.
Huh...

Maybe that's the reason why my last sourdough came out dense.

I used AP flour + vital wheat gluten.

5 g VWG per 100 g flour.

I'll try to lower it for next time.

PS: not him, btw.

>>15681337
Why do I require an excuse? Who is excusing me?
I've never mixed dough this easy except for cookies but I might try it now, if that was the plan of the OP congrats.

>>15681890
Have you considered not mixing it for as long in the machine to solve the problem?