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Just thought of this joke and wanted to share it.

>What do the Japanese say when you give them tube-shaped pasta?

>"A-rigatoni!"

What are some food jokes you've made?

>> No.15668176

hooooot pocket! haha :D

>> No.15668390

>>15668168
Not my own joke, but;
>what do you call a fat Chinese person?
>a chunk

>> No.15668569

Thats actually pretty funny op

>> No.15668581

>>15668168
>what's red and green but isnt available at christmas?

..
..

>> No.15668595

>>15668390
Made me smile ngl

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>>15668168
What's the difference between a lentil and chick pea?
I don't know, what is the difference between a lentil and chick pea?
I've never had a lentil on my face.

>> No.15668675

I saw Jim gaffigan live, he was pretty funny actually. Even rerunning his routine was still funny.

>> No.15668757

>>15668390
pretty good
anorexic chinese are thinks

>> No.15668767

what's the difference between a split pea and pea soup
anyone can split a pee
but nobody can pee soup :D

>> No.15668777

>>15668675
Gaffigan is top notch. He’s got self-awareness about being a slob so his comedy is far more satirical than he’s given credit for.
8/10; queuing up King Baby

>> No.15668806
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>>15668777
he's a fucking Papist
time to wise up

>> No.15668821

>>15668168
When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was dr frasier crane but it's not so I don't care about this thread sorry

>> No.15668857

>>15668806
And for that I can forgive him. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not down with people of the book, but he’s funny and doesn’t preach.

>> No.15668912
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>>15668857
haven't anyone taught your about Roman Catholics?
Fish on Friday?
Tofu on Tuesday?
Welsh Rarebit on Wednesday?
Turkey gizzards on Thursday?
MacDonald's on Monday?
Hot and sour soup on Saturday?
Sunday's roast and potatoes, etc. (extra credit for Yorkshire Pudding).

and always
The Body of Christ
yum

>> No.15670382

>>15668581
Bell peppers?