/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15659259
That sounds amazing but I'm pretty sure trying to eat all that would literally kill me

>>15659263
Thats why I only do it once a year.

Make sure to exercise a lot before eating that much

>>15659259
>Lemoncello
>Apple pie shots
These are pretty gay but everything else sounds great. Confused why you'd cook ribs in the oven instead of a smoker, though.

>>15659309
I was planning on not eating for a few days before or after

>>15659460
They are tasty as fuck and both homemade, its one of my hobbies to make extractions like that

And I live in an apartment in a larger city, no way to smoke them right now, sadly. Chef John has a pretty good recipe.

>>15659469
That's not a good idea

>>15659833
Why is that?

I get escorts when my wife goes out of town.

>>15659499
>sadly. Chef John has a pretty good recipe
what's sad is that you would type his name in your own thread
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you fucking tard

>>15659469
>I was planning on not eating for a few days before or after
i read somewhere that your body doesnt absorb nutrients when your drunk.
what about calories and sugar and bad stuff?
if you get drunk then eat a pig feast, will your body still absorb all that bad stuff or just push it through?

also i have this idea that if im gonna pig out, i might as well do it seldomly and hard. like eat all that bad shit at once instead of slowly spreading it out over the week where my body has mor time to absorb all that shit.
if i just flood my body with bad shit all at once, it will have trouble absorbin all that stuff right?

example
>start drinking alcohol
>eat fat burrito
>continue drinking alcohol
>have munchies from smoking all day and wanna eat more even though full
>eat bacon meat sandwich
>drink more alcohol and eat candy
>some more pizza
>more candy
>pass out
surely its better to just shove that all in my gullet at once then spread it out through the week, ya?

>>15659259
she is out of town to have sex with men who are not you sweety.

>>15660058
Can't tell if serious

>>15660112
>Can't tell if serious
im serious. please tell me the flaws in my logic

>>15660058
im more used to doing what this guy says
>wake up
>smoke half a joint
>have a ham and cheese sandwich, toasted
>start drinking
>tipsy
>steak with mash potatoes( lots of butter in it)
>drink as i cook
>eat, have some more wine to maridate
>finish the rest of the joint
>keep drinking
>start feeling sleepy
>eat the leftovers from lunch
>nap
>wake up
>drink
>smoke sum
>make dinner
>drink some more with dinner
>drink
>go to bed
i might play some videogames between any of those

>>15659259
Pathetic. I can convince mine to have a weekend long drunken pig out with me.

>>15660058
The body prioritizes the metabolism of alcohol over other nutrients, but you will still digest and absorb all the calories you've eaten. They'll just weigh heavy in your gut overnight while you sleep off the booze.

>>15660265
how fat are you?

>>15659259
Do you felch the cum out of her asshole when she comes back from fucking niggers?

>>15659259

Lest you work out often and burn calories fast af, or plan on eating it all in small portions, that seems like too much food. Either that or your still young and/or Asian.

>>15659259
you'd better watch Meaning of Life and that scene at the restaurant for inspiration

>>15660265
Haha yeah I’m kinda like this
>wake up
>hung over
>smoke
>can’t resist urge
>go to store
>by a bottle of vodka
>drink until I pass out
>wake up when it’s dark
>repeat until I can’t stop vomiting
Haha it’s so fun being an al/ck/ie