/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15644936
>make a reddit thread

>>15644936

I made a cup of water and put soap and it. Called it a “cough potion”. Dunno if that counts but still.

>>15644936
Imagine being such a malnourished iToddler that a milkshake would kill you.

>>15644940
Somebody post that picture of the guy holding an avocado, you know the one. That's what I think the average Redditor looks like, where a big milkshake could kill them. Sensitive fucking babbies

>>15644936
>32 fl oz

>38g protein
gotta eat big to get big

>>15644997
Meanwhile on reddit no one has ever even heard of /ck/ nor do they have any knowledge of 4chan other than being that site for pedos and the who is this hacker meme

>>15645024
See? They are clueless.

>>15645024
And that's a good thing. 4chan's still around thanks to our small size and the federal funding we've been getting since the Sarah Palin email trials.

>>15644936
It's unhealthy, but it certainly shouldn't immediately kill a person. A diabetic would probably need a lot of insulin though.

>>15644997

>>15644936

>>15645039
Forget a milkshake, a light breeze could kill that little buttboy.

>>15645039
Andy dick looks like shit, sad.

>>15645039
a decade ago i would have guessed aids or cancer
but in clown world i just don't know anymore...

>>15644936
Perfect for bulking

>>15645039
>>15645052
>>15645054
>>15645055
it's a FtM tranny you fools. 4chan can't clock an obvious tranny?

>>15644936
Maybe this would be beneficial for construction worker or farmer in Asia.

>>15645068
even girls aren't supposed to be that bone skinny
shouldn't the testosterone replacement therapy put some meat on those bones? i mean it won't fix the bones but

>>15645087
You gotta lift weights dude

>>15644936

>>15645068
Glad I didn't have to be the one to break it to them. Thanks anon.

>>15645142
i never developed proper tradar, i just haven't been around enough of them
i have decent gayday from the 90's but it doesn't do much good these days

>>15644936
Total cats 135 grams
This is amazing

>>15644997
Here's an avocado for you.

>>15644973
You should try drinking if after you eat to much so you can be pretty

>>15645039
They took part of his skin to build his penis

>>15645177
Yeah, I had to pretty much turn my gaydar off around summer of 2009. Damn thing was going off constantly, was about as redundant as a metal detector at a scrap yard.

>>15644953
Ugh.

>>15645225
is that the bean dip with sour cream and cheese layered?

>>15644936
Ok but asides from the vitamin C and fiber, this is actually pretty balanced if it's all you eat for the day

>>15645249
It's aunt myrna's party cheese salad, anon

>>15645189
What in the actual fuck happened to him?

>>15645361
anal sex with men

>>15645364
He was always gay, anon

>>15645361
Some people claim its because he quit being vegan.

I think its that he's a histrionic faggot who is being enabled by people who watch his channel and feeder fetishists..

>>15645361
He blew his o-ring out partying in the backdoor one too many times and was introduced to a life of constant anal leakage and stopped caring.

>>15645361
he took one too many irony pills and went off the deep end of weird food review youtube

>>15645039
How the fuck does anyone get this bad outside of disease?

>>15644943
>be teenager out with friends, all very high
>three of them get this burger
>one's muscular, one's average build, one's a twig
>all three get the damn thing down by the end
>muscular one does fine and starts the car
>other two blast out 7x7 vomit out onto the parking lot bushes

>>15644936
Jesus, what is your Department of Health doing about these foods?

>>15645565
They all died when they tried it

>>15645039
>avocado

>>15645068
I don't sit around studying trannies all day like you do

>>15645565
>wanting the government to tell you you can't have a shake every once in awhile
You goddamn nanny state bastards

>>15644936

>>15645819
That's actually not as bad as it looks

>>15645810
>let's flood the streets with terrorists and drugs. surely people will steer clear from it

retard

>>15645819
An American friend gifted me one of these in the mail. It was the flaming hot variant.

>>15645369
even his vegan phase was retarded. all he ate was fruit. no beans, no seitan, no nuts. zero protein. he's always looked like complete shit because of his diet.

>>15645978
Not sure what that has to do with a milkshake

>>15644936
Do amerilards really

>>15646134

>>15645114
Is that seriously all one drink? It sounds vile, how can anyone consume something that sweet?

>>15645361
Papa Nurgle and Slaanesh sunk their claws into him.

>>15645361
I'm with the theory that it is a fetish. His degeneration and eventual death are just porn for virtual feeders.

I present the Zinger Mountain Melt

>>15644936
>imagine being so black or asian that you cant digest some milk fat and sugar and become morbidly obese
It's because your incestors were shiftless and lazy. This kind of shit and cheese and butter etc is what got whites through the winter.

>>15646385
It's ancestors you fucking mongoloid

>>15645294
263g of sugar is like a week's worth if you follow the daily recommended limit. You're going to feel like garbage if you drink this in one day.

>>15644936

>>15646434
This. That much sugar is gonna make you want to die.

>>15645565
>Gubmint pls intervene
Bong detected
It's a disgrace of a milkshake but they have the right to make it and any lardass has the right to buy and consume it no matter how vile and disgusting it is.

>>15645860
> yellow 6

>>15645030
Take your meds.

>>15644936
>being so fat you can't drink a single milkshake without dying
Sucks you can't enjoy food sometimes, dude.

>>15646446
Just use a gun

>>15644997
>that picture of the guy holding an avocado, you know the one
>the guy
Anon, if only you knew

>>15645068
This, the brow and eyes are a dead giveaway

>>15645819
And? Are the ingredients supposed to scare me?
>wheat flour
>whey
>cheddar cheese
>salt
>palm oil
>canola oil
These are all basic ingredients you'd find in any kitchen and aren't scary. They're also the main ingredients, meaning the bulk of this meal is made up of these (actually, it's mostly going to be the first three).
>maltodextrin
is just starch made from corn or rice. You have corn starch in your pantry probably.
>natural and artificial flavor
Spices.
>corn syrup solids
Just dry corn syrup.
>modified corn starch
Corn starch they heated up so it works better when microwaved (since I'm betting this is a microwavable meal, that's a great thing to do).
>cultured nonfat buttermilk
Skim buttermilk that has gone through pasteurization (the cultured part). Pretty much all buttermilk and milk you buy has to be cultured unless you live in a weirdo state that allows you to buy raw milk (raw milk isn't bad if you drink it pretty much the moment it is milked, but when you have to deliver it and then sell it and add all that time, it's a problem).
>lactic acid
Lactic acid is in almost all dairy products.
>citric acid
Like lactic acid but you get it from citrus fruits. These are both used to culture the buttermilk. Otherwise, you'd get sick eating this shit.
>monosodium glutamate
MSG. Not harmful despite bullshit rumor. Added for taste.

>>15645512
Gender dysphoria is a disease

>>15645366
But back then he was a virgin, so the gayness wasn't active

>>15645819
>>15647716
>yellow 6
Food dye. Again, you have this in your pantry probably.
>autolyzed yeast extract
It's just yeast that's been heated. Used to improve the taste.
>hydrolyzed soy protein
Uh oh we got a SOYBOY. Seriously, another thing they add for flavor. It's essential soy bullion (bullion is like those little cubes you add to instant ramen to give it flavor).
>blue cheese
Commonly known ingredient.
>guar gum
Powder they make from guar beans to help thicken the food. Your cheese would be a little more watery without this.
>xanthan gum
Same as guar gum.
>iron
Commonly know mineral.
>nianciamide
Vitamin B-3.
>disodium gunaylate
Salt.
>disodium inosinate
Also salt.
>thiamine moninitrate
Vitamin B-1.
>riboflavin
Vitamin B-2.
>folic acid
Vitamin B-9.
There you go. It's not so scary when you know what the words actually mean.

>>15647716
>>15647725
You must be American the way you defend this plastic garbage

>>15647757
I like how I explain what everything is and you still act like a fool. You can lead a horse to water, but it's still a retarded horse, amirite?

>>15647757
In Europe you can get a product a lot like this without having to list half the ingredients

>>15647776
Yep. Ignorance is bliss.

>>15644936

>>15647793
If you eat this, you never have to eat again for the rest of your life. LIFE HACK

>>15647796
I don’t think your body could digest that

>>15645068
>>15647715

look at the hands, it is not

>>15647816
but its enriched
i eat enriched rice all the time

>>15644936
The calories

>>15645114
>vancomycin cold brew

>>15644936
The other day I was in the mood for Ben and Jerry's. 1200 Calories in a carton. Had restrain myself from buying some, since I'll just eat the whole carton.

>>15645068
FtM are harder to spot than MtF

>>15645565
>please tell me what to eat mr government man
>>15647838
Ha paki crisps

>>15647716
>>15647725
Lol americans really be like that huh?

>>15646446

>>15647793
>0g protein
>0g fat
>0g carbs
is it gluten free though? will it keep me in ketosis?

>>15647796
holy shit

>>15647856
Just stop eating the whole carton fatass

>>15648009
It's easier to just not buy it.

>>15644953
Is this channel still alive?

>>15647883
It’s not a slur here, retard. PS one of those chips has more flavor than your whole island combined

>>15648149
Yes.

>>15647838
>this is the person calling you retard on 4chan

>>15645978
Yes.

>>15647882
Pretty easy when they are standing next to a normal person

>>15645361
The duality of diet freaks. He has to be extreme about his diets, it's either be a vegan fruit nibbler, or become a monstrosity double-down consumer.

>>15648163
why

The pride of Scotland.
Wagies bring it, too.

>>15647882
Online maybe, in real life they're 5'3 women with tiny frames and a fake deep voice

>>15647757

>>15647757
>>15647776
Subingredients im pretty sure don't have to be labeled in the EU and absolutely do in the US. So for example cheddar cheese would just be listed and thats it. in the US it'd be cheddar cheese(milk, cultures, salt, enzymes) but it's the exact same fucking thing

>>15646358
millers ale house? love that shit

>>15644936
I dunno if i've seen this on /ck/ before, based chili's.

>>15649166
It’s especially bad on this board. Never seen so many seething europoors

The Norf’s finest export. What ever is listed here, double it and you’ll get the actual count.

>>15649504
My ma never stops proclaiming the greatness of the parmo, does it live up to its reputation or is it not worth the stomach rot?

>>15645819
90% of that is safe, the vegetable oil part is pretty bad for you yeah.

Avoid PUFAs, do some kind of fasting, and you gucci. But the issue is that avoiding PUFAs is pretty hard if you eat processed food since most of it has it.

>>15645189
>burgers?

>>15644936
this very large serving of instant yakisoba. I bought some to try after watching some Japs eat this on a stream, I ate it all in one sitting and felt like shit afterwards. I even passed out about 30 minutes later.

>>15649759
And comes with free prions

>>15645068
I've seen some twig faggots like that pic before and they were just the lowest form of men I've ever seen (me being a level higher than them)

>>15646739
Is that also made from crushed bettles?

>>15646146
>durr sweet bad
If a spoonful of sugar isn't pleasant to eat then you're a food snob and need to go pollute a different hobby

>>15646358
Miller's is based af by QSR standards, fuck off outta here

>>15647716
>>15647725
Thank you based chemfag

>>15648986
True in general, but i've seen more twinky looking males than butch females in my days.

>>15649108
I've only ever seen two, and they both looked like fat 12 year old boys. The chub probably helps hide their female features.

>>15647827
that image has been posted for years, it is
there's another one where "he" squats like 80 lbs

>>15649302
What even is it?

>>15650268
Looks like fancy chicken&waffles

>>15645361
I watched a video from some furry with a theory that it's a fetish.

>>15644986
That's a days worth of calories and I weigh 270 lbs. It's absurd. And you'd be starving two hours later from that absurd insulin spike.

>>15645037
Nigga there isn't enough Novalog in the world to cover this.

>>15647716
thanks chester cheetah

>>15647889
be like what? he literally explained everything in it

>>15649072
Their videos are pure kino

>>15645046
>9mm
>instant death

>>15650268
Chipotle chicken and waffles, according to my friend it's decent.

>>15649086
S C O T L A N D F O R E EE V E RRR

>>15649975
That's not a spoonful of sugar it's a fucking bucket of syrup

>>15644953
they said foods, not vtubers

>>15649975
Sugar is pleasant you fucking dope. But so is cocaine. You don't need either to stay alive.

>>15645225
Aunt Myrna has a lot to answer for

>>15649166
I don't think theres much to envy. Our cultural influence is massive and our military is mighty, but taking credit for those things as if they were personal achievements is just kind of silly

>>15649086
Irn Bru tastes odd.

>>15644936
>32 oz milkshake
Do Americans really?

>>15651936
rent free

>>15650373
Fugg U now I'm hungry :(

>>15645978
yeah, try it sometime

>>15647793
WHERE TO BUY ENRICHED URANUS

>>15644936
ENDORS IT HOLHARTDLY

gonna repost this to fph

>>15647796
That is technically a true statement

>>15645810
>>15646470
>>15647883
>land of the Free!! reeeee!

this is why degeneracy retardation is rampant.

>>15645512
It’s a tranny.

>>15645039
>the average poster here actually thought this was a biological male
Fooling retards is all I believe is necessary to consider a lifestyle choice valid, so I guess this is actually fine.

>>15645024
The idea of a small community hiding in obscurity and poking fun at bigger groups was pretty nice until we also got big. Now we're basically a Facebook group full of low-IQ conspiracy theorists throwing insults around like we're hot shit when in reality we're actually exactly the right size to be nothing more or less than the Internet's garbage can.

>>15652369
Please understand, republicans have been programmed to defend any and every Fortune 500 company at all times. The average /ck/ poster is ready and willing to die for that cheetah.

>>15644953
AHAHAHAHA

>>15652780
Democrats are as much corporate whores as Republicans are.

>>15650442
yeah they should use a .22, it'll bounce around the skull and scramble the brain
that sound in the distance you hear is /k/ autistically shrieking

>>15646434
>daily recommended limit
Yah okay go follow the food pyramid too lol

>>15649863
serves you right for being a fucking weeabo

>>15645039
She used to be cute

>>15649863
Night night

>>15645024

>>15653768
The jews will pay for this

>>15647716
pepsico has deposited 0.45 $ into your account

>>15649170
probably because in america there are a lot of greedy assholes that try to skimp on selling shit thats not actually cheese as cheese. so there have to be laws in place to help people avoid the greedy scumbags

>>15653783
pls leave I beg you

>>15653783
>over a million phoneposting redditors browse and post on this site

>>15644936
kids breakfast from jesters in the uk
>The breakfast, which weighs as much as small child, includes; 12 bacon, 12 sausages, six fried eggs, six has browns, six black puddings, one pound sautéed potatoes, sautéed mushrooms, four slices of toast, four fried bread, four bread and butter, beans, tomatoes and six egg cheese and potatoes omelette."
about 10,300 calories

>>15653877
thats just a few english fryups smashed together

>>15645361
How do you need to ask? Look at the picture you posted, idiot.

>>15654026
yeah

>>15645361
>>15645369
My theory is he's had an eating disorder his entire life and it's just shifted from orthorexia to overeating, and his weight gain made him insecure/depressed/retarded

>>15645565

>>15654200
shut the fuck up you troon

>>15654213
Poor thing
Dickgirls living rent free inside you

>>15652369
>A milkshake is why degenerate trannies exist
They don't even consume dairy fren.

>>15645023
>67.3 cal/g protein
>Egg whites are 4.4 cal/g

Ok, fatty whatever you say

>>15644953
>>>/vt/

>>15645024
ironic considering how many pedos infest reddit.

>>15644979
This is the first legitimate post itt. A person would probably die eating this in one sitting if they didn't pass out before it.

>>15654211
this has to be a joke. fucking democrats.