/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15637796
Did you wash them? Lol it's true white people don't wash their snails.

>>15637796
>canned snails aren’t as good as high quality French produce
anon I’m shocked

>>15637824
>he doesn't know all french restaurants serve canned snails.
Canned always equals bad is for morons.

>>15637796
Canned always equals bad

fuckin canned snails jesus

next time try these. It's what michelin starred restaurants use.

>>15637859
Who is going to eat 90 snails in a single sitting?

>>15637875
The smallest can has 2 dozen. Jesus. Couldn't you just search for the fucking brand and realized they have different sizes you braindead fucking slug. Someone should can you and shit you out with snail butter.

>>15637805
Oh shit it just said to drain them

>>15637859
>wild
Isn't that how that girl got a brain eating parasite?

>>15637998
That's just what big snail wants you to believe.

>>15637998
I doubt it considering the canning process kills parasites.

Has anyone ever cooked one of these?

>>15638121
i saw a video on the internet of someone cooking one. it wasn't gore either I think it was a newspaper that published it.

the secret to making snails taste good is more butter than you're probably comfortable with.

i did the snail meme while in paris 2003. All i remember is GARLIC BUTTER

>>15638197
When I go to france I like to order their classic dishes with a coke to drink and say my order in english. And just stare the waiter in the eyes daring him to scoff at me or ask to repeat.

>>15638215
Don't call it a coke call it American Champagne.

>>15637796
Buy fresh snails next time or if you live in a flyover state run in da woods after a daytime rain and pick your own for free.

>>15638315
>Buy fresh snails next time
nobody does this. It's a dumb idea.

>>15638325
Just go to your local snail monger bro. You do have local organic snail farms where you live don't you?

>>15638325
At least 2 stores in my area sell fresh snails, they're not even expensive and I'm in NYC. I dunno.

>>15638332
>At least 2 stores in my area sell fresh snails
yeah, they are called pet stores.

Do europoors actually eat snails? You cant make this shit up lol

>>15638341
I'm american and i loved snails as a kid. There was a restaurant that served them stuffed in a mushroom cap. It was and earthbomb and I was hooked immediately

>>15638355
who looks at a snail and decides it's food? I'm sorry but no, this is just like the chinks eating bugs. Sure anything drowned in butter will taste good, but I can't get past the fact that these little niggers are slimy disgusting bug type creatures.

>>15637859
>8 dozen
Wow, you're a fucking retard, huh? A big old dummy. Who the fuck wants 8 dozen snails you drooling mutt?

>>15638383
People with friends.

>>15638341
Snails used to be one of the most common forms of protein centuries again. Even the romans have food stands selling snails for snacking.

>>15637841
>>15637846

>>15638704

>>15638731

collect live snails from your garden and feed them real food that you would eat (grains, veggies) for like 3-5 days, then only give them water for another couple days.
Now you have clean, non-disgusting land shellfish, a good example of what you can do if you're feeling fancy is:
https://youtu.be/6h86TeUAcxk

youve got to squeeze the shit sack out of every one of them before cooking

I had escargots in a high end restaurant and all I could taste was the sauce still. Snails were completely neutral.

>>15638858
this will kill you. snails and slugs gut organs contain lethal neural parasites. if you do not know exactly what you are doing you should not consume any species of gastropod. this is arguably worse than /b/ trying to get people to make chloramine with the promise of "cool crystals" in that it would be a much more reliable source of certain death.

>>15638366
people are animals and are generally trying to decide if they can eat something or fuck it, what's more surprising is that you have difficulty processing the notion that someone would eat snails

>>15638121
no step on snail

>>15640477
>if they can eat something or fuck it,
>or
ngmi

>>15638109
Prions can survive the autoclave

>>15641222
But prions aren't the topic of this discussion as you don't get prions from snails. You get a rat lung worm.

>>15641222
prions aren't parasites

>>15640357
this, remember that kid who died from eating a fucking slug lol. those little bastards crawling in your garden are absolutely filthy, restaurant snails are farmed for good reason.

This is why it's ok to eat canned snails. Escoffier has you simmer them in court stock for 3 hours before final prep.

Snail?
Gross!
Did you know these bastards are neighbors with cockroaches

canned snails are what everybody eats, it's just that some canned snails are better than others
live and learn
find reviews

>>15638121
Surely there's a video of that gook woman biting into a live giant snail. There must be.

More snail recipes. 1/2

>>15641730
2/2

>>15638197
that's the whole point. chewy garlic sensation
If you want more of the snail taste, you should try the spanish version with tomato and Mediterranean garden snails

>>15641752
>Madrid style
I think it's the video the one dude posted in this thread with the two fat old french ladies.

And gastronomique

>>15641803

>>15638366
Snail have been eaten for all of recorded history. Both terrestrial and aquatic snails are very easy meat to harvest.

>>15637998
>being this uneducated
There’s dozens of garden snail species and there’s about 2 or 3 that are safe for eating as those particular varieties are resistant to all the parasites that are dangerous and undetectable. There’s one more parasite that can infect these snail varieties, but it’s the one that makes their eye stalks bloat up and change colors, so it’s really not a big issue when it comes to detection.

>>15640357
>>15641303
>hurr durr blah blah blah life scary
Just do literally 5 minutes of research and it will be very apparent whether a certain species of snail is harvestable or not. It’s literally something you determine via the shell color/pattern. It’s only hard if you’re stupider than a retarded cave man.

>>15641818
Thanks

>>15642479
this man has the rat lung worm parasite.