/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15628399

>>15628399
we have beer threads on /ck/ and they've turned into a safespace for the homosexual "beer experts" that will actually defend a fag beer like in op.

>>15628423
sorry you were raped as a child

>>15628423
Beer in general has been hijacked by manboobed soy faggots and turned into a fashion statement so they can pose on instagram with their new le epic crazy flavoured IPA

>>15628437
t.

>>15628437
Sorry you weren't

>>15628437
Lol projection

>>15628450
beer gives you manboobs faggot

>>15628416
>>15628423
>>15628459
>>15628624
get over yourselves....its just a beer ffs, why does it spin you into an autistic rage?

>>15628637
>t. Manchild
'Beers' like this are just a marketing ploy to appeal to gullards like you who need le heckin' awesome artwork to entice them to drink beer. Then the real breweries are sidelined at pubs and in supermarkets.

>>15628701
>m-muh macro swill is getting sidelined!!!!!
is that supposed to be a bad thing? god you boomers are such fucking retards. please die out already

>>15628637
It's fag beer. Act like a man.

>>15628708
t.

>>15628637
You might be too retarded to know anything about marketing or data analysis or population control but some of us ACTUALLY DO. Shut the fuck up kid.

>>15628423
>the GAAAAAYS
fuck off
my gay ass doublefists pbr and jp wiser's
other homos are drinking sweet, fruity drinks
straight hipsters are to blame, not us
no homosexual of any kind would be caught dead drinking disgusting ipa swill

>>15628399
Thanks bro!

>>15628810
>faggiest comeback ever
This is what happens when you drink sissy girly drinks, men.

>>15628899
.t

>>15628899
>pbr and jp wiser's twohanded
>sissy girly drinks
okay retard

>>15628912
nah norf fc would never
he's a friendly lad

>>15628708
>actual beer
>m-macro s-swill
Pathetic

>>15628708
>>15628701
>>15628946
to be fair there are actually a lot of craft breweries that make nice stuff that isn't horrible meme ipa
lake of bays brewing company has some nice stuff

>>15628912
I'd rather have what he is having instead of some bullshit amer*can "micro brewery" ipa triple hopped chocolate-dingleberry stout that tastes like fag water

>>15629015
>tastes like fag water
which you've apparently tasted before? heheheheheheh

>>15629015
the obsession writes itself

>>15629055
>>15629060
t.

>>15629095
better to drink bitters than cum like you do

Step aside and let a melanin enriched individual show you what a real beer is

>>15629101
>heckin awesome sci-fi nerd culture IPA
>bitter
Fuck off gimp

>>15629124
Have you literally never had an IPA before? Even the IPAs with shitty colorful can designs are still fairly bitter compared to macro lagers

>>15629101
you do understand, that in this whole game of "real beer vs. american microbrew bullshit", it's you guys that are traditionally assigned the role of the weak, limp-wristed, and effeminate numale, right?

>>15629115
I'd have this before I'd drink one of these artificially flavored microbrew idiocy

I have been to over 30 breweries in America due to my friends being beer snobs and the beer tastes the same everywhere. There is no difference. KYS with your "this one tastes hoppier" bullshit nu age hipster soy shit. The only difference is the manchild art on the can. Give me a bud light lime any day over this craft garbage. You beer snobs are pathetic bearded faggots

>>15629150
Congrats, you're an honorary negro.

>>15629171
>bud light lime
based

>>15629171
>bud light with lime is indistinguishable from actual beer
I know this is bait but pretending to be retarded is the lowest form of trolling.

>>15629124
i don't actually like IPA you dense fuck
I'm calling you a cumchugger

>>15629148
you do realize i don't like IPA and drink more whiskey than you ever could, right

>>15629171
ngl bud light lime is an actual refreshing beer on a hot day.

>>15629192
Bud Light is crap.

Still better than microbrew ipa faggotry

>>15629192
I am being dead serious. The only beers where there is a noticeable change is fruit based beer and ALL fruit beer is disgusting. The only beers I will admit I like from breweries and this is because they literally are only good in breweries are nitro stouts everything else is nu soy garbage

>>15629221
>you do realise I prefer whiskey?
>malty, peaty, smoky, mellow yummy awesomeness!

>>15628399
Thanks.

>>15628810
>pbr
You know "hipsters" don't like popular things, they don't drink IPA, they drink beer like PBR, ironically.

>>15629436
i drink pbr because it's dirt cheap

>>15629579
Not anymore I stick to Genesee 30 racks for cheap beer

>>15628399
>GayPA

>>15629670
My old man used to drink that and boxed wine what a cheap fuck he was

>>15629692
>not IPGay
You had one job
ONE
JOB

>>15628624
I used to run a channel that just read off 4chan posts and it made me a fair bit of money (like $800 a month) but it got banned. :(

>>15629296
nice cartoon man loser...whiskey is superior, you are making a fool of yourself

>>15629941
If you are Mr Obvious kys you grifter fuck

>>15629941
i hope you get skinned alive

>>15628637

>>15630176
nice cartoon man, you really showed me

/s

>>15630194
>/s
go back

>>15629180
like Billy D Williams says, it works everytime

>>15630198
>redit = opposite of my personal views
>therefore redit = bad
you fuckers are so obnoxious...like this place is any better

>>15628399
Did you remember to get your IPA dipping sauce?

>>15630210
>y-you fuckers are so obnoxious *screech*

>>15630238
picrel is you

>>15630248
>picrel is you

>>15630210
Reddit actually got better. This site got worse.

he keeps responding to me lel

>>15630262
so leave and dont come back

niggers

>>15630262
Why are you here?

>>15630302
>3 days

>>15630313
niggerniggernigger

no fucks given as long as it has alcohol

>>15630331
based
i'm so sick of people pretending alcoholic drinks are anything other than an alcohol delivery system

>>15628399

do you have a robot arm to open it for the soi boi fans

>>15628708
>please die out already

>>15629941
Lmao I’m gonna fucking kill you and sell your body parts to the cartel

>>15629115
I used to drink colt 45 and I hate orcs.

>>15630210
>so obnoxious

I'm drinking a White Claw Ruby Grapefruit right this minute. You can honestly go suck my dick if you don't like it..

>>15630373
>>15630393
real original guys

>real original guys

>>15630407
>noooooooo stop insulting my manchild 'beer' you are obnoxious and mean! I'm going back to r3ddit. I can have intelligent logical discussion there where people dont judge me

>>15630407
stop giving them (You)'s...they feed off of it like parasites...literally are the equivalent of karma whores

>>15630406
Hell, I might suck your dick even if I do like it. Problem?

>>15630407
>>15630422

>>15630428
Not one bit. The more the merrier.

>so obnoxious

>>15628399
thanks bro

>>15630432
>>15630470
xD wtf are these memes lmafao y’all cappin

>>15629230
>beer on a hot day.

only drinks depending on the weather. NGMI

>>15630238
lol thats is a hilarious pic and dubs

>>15630210
>>redit = opposite of my personal views
>>therefore redit = bad
>you fuckers are so obnoxious...like this place is any better

why yes red dit is full of the scum making that is turning western society into a shit hole. Here we have freedom of speech. In the commie shit hole you don't. It is only by mocking red dit non-stop that we keep red dit tors out. Its like what is happening in California and Texas. California used to be a red state and a paradise. And then the libtards and foreign invaders and now it is a shit hole. So the libtards flee to texas. But then they try to turn texas into the same shit hole they left.

>>15630393

very hilarious pic and dubs. Your a mad lad bro

>>15630422
>stop giving them (You)'s...they feed off of it like parasites...literally are the equivalent of karma whores

fuck off back to red dit. We don't care about gay ass internet points

I don't like how science has been associated with reddit fags, I just like reading about cool shit fo fucka sake

>>15630407
>real original guys

>>15630494
they are making fun of how you look and act. I now red dit is full of "special" people who "love science" and base their opinions on jew "sources"; but you don't seem very bright if you need this explained to you.

>>15630210
>you fuckers are so obnoxious...like this place is any better
you have to go back

>>15629955
not that guy but I run a YouTube channel called Mr. Nightmare

>>15630913
>not that guy but I run a YouTube channel called Mr. Nightmare

I am also not that guy and I run a YouTube channel called 'My Dick Your Mom's Mouth'.

>>15628399
>Hops: Magnum, Citra BBC and Simcoe

you guys are being obnoxious!!!

Good job everyone

>>15630194
KEEP GOING, BREAK IT DOWN TO THE META LAYER, AND GO PAST THAT, WE ARE ABSTRACTING THOUGHT HERE FOLKS

>>15628399
I'm not gay, but thanks

If everyone who ever posted a soyjak in earnest was exterminated from this earth, life would improve.

>>15629941
Many such cases

>>15632170
nah, lets just exterminate the soi bois and libtards instead. Then we wouldn't need to mock and ridicule them so much. Plus we would have less faggotry in the world. Red dit would die. IPAs would disappear. Its win-win every way you look at it.

>>15629171
I agree its all shit. Just give me a lager with 4% bac not this new age trash

>>15632272
>I agree its all shit. Just give me a lager with 4% bac not this new age trash

I agree. Fuck all this beer shit. Just give me opium so I can chase the dragon.

>>15628399
i bet it tastes out of this world

>>15632272
>4% bac
so you want a beer with a 4 percent blood alcohol content?

>>15632272
your opinion is fucking irrelevant, no one gives a shit about your dinosaur ways...go back to facebook

>>15628637
>[cries in faggot]

>>15630694
>reddit: the restaurant

>>15629095
Nice semen bib. Very high class.

>>15632170
>If everyone who ever posted a soyjak in earnest was exterminated from this earth, life would improve.

>>15632272
Fuck you you piece of shit

>>15628399
Is this real? Can Disney fuck off?

>>15628637
if its just a beer why does the packaging have to be so flagrantly soy?

>>15628399

>>15633770

>>15630304
Cause reddit is still worse
Also you can say NIGGER
NIGGER

>>15633754
This. The only reason they put so much effort into their 'crazy, wacky' labelling is a marketing effort because they know soy dickheads will lap it up so they can look intelligent and quirky