/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Looks good, man.

>>15619726
I would love to eat that

>>15619726
That looks good, the fat makes it better

>>15619872
it looks like good meat, but not a good way of serving it

>>15619726
Jews always complain about not enough meat, so the deli Jew started giving absurd amounts of it. They almost never finish it though. They just want extra meat, because if they don't that means there's more meat left over for somebody else.

>>15619898
this. the rubbish bins at katz's deli are mostly just full of meat the greedy jews throw away.

>when she's ready to settle down

>>15619726
15 dollars is more than i would pay for a sandwich but i doubt they lied to you about the amount of meat before you ordered.

>not getting pastrami

>>15619929
If you've ever lived in NYC the typical deli sandwich is stacked just like that for half the price. I always bought them to take home and split into two sandwiches, because who wants to eat 2 inches of meat besides hookers?

>>15619951
It isnt a nyc thing. There is a Katz's in Houston of all places. There are delis all over. I assumed OP was bitching about the price, but 15 dollars for 2 pounds of brisket is fair. Then i read the thread and everyone else is amazed at how much meat. So i included the they didnt lie to you part. because i have been to a deli before.

I am not sure why you are flexing that you have been to a real nyc deli once. But im guessing you havent been to many delis or are just really fucking stupid.

>>15619985
>real deli
I'm talking about every single bodega in the entire city. They all sell sandwiches, and they all stack them with twice the meat you'd ever want on a sandwich. Their rolls are also better than Katz'
>flexing
stfu

>>15619985
>I assumed OP was bitching about the price
are you dumb?

>>15619985
Spotted the fatfuck

>>15619726
I heard they make you pay 50$ if you lose the stupid ticket they give you
What a jew move

>>15619726
That’s not a sandwich lol

It’s a pile of meat with a bit of bread. I have nothing against piles of meat - I literally just ate one (see >>15620555) and I’m sure that pile of corned beef brisket is quite delicious. I’d probably quite enjoy it.

But when I want a Reuben, I want a manageable sandwich with appropriate proportions that I can enjoy holding in my and taking normal bites, like pic related.

>>15619898
There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions."

>>15619726
the last of the great NY delis now that Carnegie and Stage are gone

>>15619726
>wtf were they thinking?
Probably that there are a lot of fat Jews in Manhattan who wouldn't mind paying $20 for a kosher sandwich.

>>15619726
i don't like corned beef so i got the turkey. $20. it was bretty gud but not worth the price. the pickle really helps

>they charge extra for lettuce and tomato

this whole thing is just unfathomable to me
cannot fathom it

>>15621343
>$22.00 for a sandwich
i can get one of those from grubhub

that you are unworthy of such a sando

>>15619726
They ship those sandwiches anywhere. My friend in Miami has them shipped to him once every couple of months from here in nyc.

>>15619726
Corned beef be bangin, my nigga

>>15621343

wtf those prices are insane

>>15621343
that's a jew thing

>>15621343
wtf...

>>15619726
Katz's is overrated garbage. Langer's deli in LA serves the best pastrami in the country

>>15622840
Langers is the best I’ve ever had.
I’d pay fifteen bucks for that much sandwich.

>>15621274
according to this
https://ny.eater.com/2015/12/22/10628778/best-nyc-delis
they serve reubens (meat and dairy together), so no jew that actually gives a shit about kashrut would eat there.

>>15619726
Katz's Delicatessen means "Cat's delicacies" in German and it certainly looks like catfood.

Imagine a cow died for that unholy abomination. I hate Americans and their wasteful consumerism so much

>>15619726
the jews just kept complaining
>gimme enough meat gimme more don't cheat me don't kike me get rid of that *kikeddish word* and put more of that meat on I wanna get my money's worth
this is how those jew rats talk

anyway the sandwich kept getting more and more meat since.jews wont stop ever theybcan cause a disgusting public disturbance they are vermin

this jew mind virus infected all americans probably thanks to jew hollywood

in any case this is explanation for Amerimutts obssession with meat .

Another example of this mutt ogenomenon is found in the eternal American catch phrase.
> Damn that pho soup was good not enough meat though

>>15623007
>salty water and 2 strips of rubberized steak
>stupid fucking americans this is how we do it in the third world, that one cut of chuck needs to feed the family for a week

>>15619726
I miss Katz's, the one in Austin closed. Then again I probably wouldn't go there anymore even if it was open since I don't go downtown unless I have to.
>Sandwich is $15 + tip
>Parking is $10 + tip

>>15623030
pho meat isn't rubbery at all ... and there is plenty of meat you can get a mix of at least 4 5 cuts of beef plus meatballs
vinegar onions various herbs leaves sprouts you can add in because so much meat

dumb goy cattle amerumutts just want 95 percent meat in every dish so they dont get cheated again like they did with that circumcision thing

>>15621343
>$20 for a sandwich
How?

>>15619726
vass ist dis? you want i should bring my own tomato and lettuce? i wanna speak to da managaaa

>>15623313
They expect you to tip them otherwise they give you a dirty look and no pickle

>be LA
>make better pastrami sandwich than Jew York
yike.

>>15623781
literally incorrect
nice try beaner

>be in flyover
>make better corned beef than Jew York.
yike.

>>15623676
Do Americans tip in McDonald's too? Genuine question, I don't know what your tipping customs are.

Think about how many McD's double cheeseburgers you could get for the price of a Katz's sandwich.

>>15623875
Cheese? And meat? Together?? Oy gaval goyim when will you learn

>>15623875
No, you generally don't tip in fast food. At least not at large chains. I used to work at a sandwich shop that's a local chain and we had tip jars.

>>15623875
>Do Americans tip in McDonald's too
no because there are no wait staff at mcdonalds. You clear your own table and refill your own drinks if you even go inside the building.

>>15619917
True. This is the Mortadella sandwich at Katz’s. Most of this ends up in the trash. But flyover tourists like to take pics of the sandwich and say, “I went to Katz’s!”

>>15623875
when in doubt, tip

>>15623923
>>15623932
Okay I see thanks

Does Katz's have table service then? In which case I guess tipping does make sense

>>15624855
mortadella is good, but very greasy. i cant imagine trying to eat that much of it.

that'll be $25 sweety including tip

>>15625026
yeah but only a small number of tables are waited on, so you'll end up waiting for a while, most just get their food at the counter also you can tip the meat carvers

>>15625174
>most just get their food at the counter
That's what I assumed the deal was, which is why I wondered why you would tip in that situation, given that you wouldn't tip at McDonald's

>>15622881
>they serve reubens (meat and dairy together), so no jew that actually gives a shit about kashrut would eat there.
Not if you're a hasid sperg but the average Jew who keeps kosher will shrug and just order the pastrami instead.

>>15619726
id eat the bread and meat separately

>>15624855
that's where Harry met Sally

>>15623851
Based. Thinking of going there tomorrow.

>>15622985
I'm starting to feel it too, as an American. Growing up in the 90s and 00s, I didn't feel any offense to our excess and waste. It felt natural, affordable, sustainable. But now things are so fucked up. We have energy shortages, food shortages, housing shortages, riots etc. and its starting to seem more and more inappropriate to be opulent and wasteful. I think if they dropped prices and gave more reasonable portion sizes, people would actually appreciate it. This kind of excess is just inappropriate and bizarre in [current year].

>>15619726
WTF

WHERE'S THE LETTUCE

Stachowski's does it better and they're in DC.

>>15620624
>Katz's has instituted a "lost ticket fee". If a customer loses a ticket, an additional $50 surcharge is added to the bill. The fee's purpose, as stated by the management, is to encourage patrons to go back and find the lost ticket in the hopes of preventing theft (substituting a smaller ticket for a larger one)

If niggers would stop stealing it wouldn't be necessary

>>15619726
Why even bother with the bread? Just serve up a a big pile of fatty meat and let the disgusting pigs go at it.

>>15620669
Your Reuben is too light, the ideal sandwich would be in between yours and katz's

>>15626148
Umm, the blacks don't go into Katz's and it's not the tourists from Flyoverland.

The Jew must avoid being jewed by the other Jew.

>>15624855
Dude, imagine eating all of that in one sitting.
You'd wake up the next morning with metastasized cancer.

>>15619726
got a panzerotti in ny and the thing was like 90% pepperoni 5% cheese 5% dough it was the most amazing thing I've ever had in my life. I want to move to ny just to eat corner bodega food

>>15626192
>the blacks don't go into Katz's
>>15621343
>50% of the patrons are fucking niggers

>>15619726
I'd spend and eat that, looks pretty damn good, but I'm a Sarge's guy.

>>15619942
>not knowing that pastrami is just corned beef with a bunch of pepper.
just crack some pepper on it ya bitch

>>15622840
>>15622850
>>15623781
once this whole rona blows over I'm driving to el lay and getting the #19

Fun fact: all of you enjoying great Reuben around the country are enjoying the pastrami art carried by people who couldn't afford New York rent anymore. Katz and a few smaller dives are the only places with the old Jewish pastrami style, while places in Michigan, Texas, and California carry on the brine method.