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>Visit busy restaurant on a Friday night
>Walk up to counter and tell the host its just me
>They guide me to the bar
>Notice a bus boy wiping down a table nearby
>Tap waitress on the shoulder as we're walking
>"I'd actually like a booth please."
>She seats me at the freshly cleaned booth that could sit upwards of 6 people
>Sit down, order a water
>Play on my phone for an hour
>Leave

>> No.15605206

>>15605201
frogposters should be banned on sight

>> No.15605208

0/10, try harder sport

>> No.15605229

>File: 0e9.jpg

>> No.15605277

>>15605201
You don't have the balls to do that, and even if you had, it wouldn't make you any better, it's a pathetic thing to do.

>> No.15605474

>"here's your seat at the bar sir"
"n-no,... Umm b-booth?"
>"sorry I didn't catch that. What drink were you wanting?"
"I... Want sit at... Booth" pointing sheepishly in the vague direction you think the booth is without breaking eye contact with your shoes.
>"oh booths are reserved for parties of 4 or more. Do you have people coming to meet with you?"
"... N-yes! I have friends coming... Soon"
>"well let's get you set up with a drink here at the bar and when they arrive we'll get a booth set up for you."

You're a loser op

>> No.15605572

>>15605277
>>15605474
>Projecting this hard because you could never have the confidence to do this

>> No.15605584

>>15605201
Oh wow

Can you please sign your autograph on my right nut?

>> No.15605683
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>>15605572
>confidence

>> No.15605699

>>15605201
You wasted an hour of your life sitting alone on your phone in public to make the busboy do a job he would have had to do anyway?