/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15597944
Cuck

>Skinny woman
>gets pregnant
>feet get swollen

You know you just want to munch on those dogs

>>15597944
Hiyayakko
Make lots of Asian pickles
Okonomiyaki is mostly cabbage
Broiled fish
Miso soup with lots of vegetables and mushrooms
Nabe

>>15597965
Yes those shoes look way to small for her now

>>15597982
hehe

How do you have a Chinese wife and not know any healthy chinese dishes.

>>15598862
let's just say the only chinese dish she serves me is fish pie

>>15598867
Cuck

>>15597944
>Chinese wife
>Not cooking Chinese food herself
I don't think you have a Chinese wife. I think you're a 30 year old white millennial woman who's desperate to get engaged, but can't keep up with Tasty or whatever shitty channel is popular with normies right now.

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>15597944
For me, it's the cute Japanese gf

>>15598878
this is extremely specific, to the point that it says more about you than the poster you're trying to insult. hahaha

>>15597944
she needs to eat plenty of omega 3 and 6 so your kid will develop a big brain

>>15598862
>healthy chinese dishes
no such thing

>>15597944
You trying to breed the next coronavirus, bro?

>>15599184
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>15599066
Shut the fuck up.

>>15599204
Always makes me smile

>>15597944
>What is actually healthy, easy to cook Asian food?

my ex-boss a malaysian milf told me about when she was pregnant, she ate a lot of dishes with chicken and ginger as ingredients. also didn't go outside a lot of spend time on her feet.

>>15599196
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>15599175
nah nah nah. Omega 3 might be good (snack on the deenz!) but I gotta recommend a few sheets of Nori day to day. Gotta get that iodine and make ya thyroid the bodies Chad of the organs.

>>15597944
Just tell her she can have her greasy peasant food AFTER she eats the right number of vitamins for the day.
It's so important to get solid nutrition during pregnancy. Poor prenatal nutrition is how you get the autism.

feed your hapa kid well so it grows up strong and smart

>>15597944
>now she just wants Asian food instead of western.
My Japanese fiancée dislikes most western food. I wonder if this means she’ll want baconators and chilidogs when she’s pregnant.

The fuck? You'll eat what i put on your plate or youre gonna get smacked.

>>15597944
>having kids
what a dumb thing to do

>>15600229
nah, wmaf hapas are cursed

>>15597944
Lie to her
Steam some veggies, cover them with sauce and tell her it's stir fry

>>15597944
>Chinese wife got pregnant
enjoy the mutts
>What is actually healthy, easy to cook Asian food?
nothing

>>15597944
How can your Chinese wife not know about the herbal soup used during pregnancy? Is she a banana?

>>15597944
Just tell her to eat fruit, and have her take a prenatal vitamin.

>>15597944
Steamed dumplings, liangfen with lots of veggies on top, snow pea sprouts with abalone and mushrooms

>>15597944
>Chinese wife got pregnant

new supreme gentleman soon

>>15597944
Feed your kid only meat or I will turn you into a ant

>>15597944
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

Yes western food is absolutely 100% healthier hence why nearly all Americans are overweight.

>>15600292
t. Asian incel

>>15600962
underrated post

>>15597965
She would probably wanna munch on dogs because she's chinese

>>15600292
thats literally more than half of them u fucking retard
no way in hell thats true

>>15597944
ABORT ABORT
Hapas are a terrorism threat.

>>15599204
>watches laowhy86 and lies about his "experiances" on an anonymous online forum
Kek

>>15597944
be careful bro, women turn crazy like a hundred times crazier than normal when they're pregnant and all kinds of wierd shit comes out of thier pussy i was fucking my gf (now wife) when she was pregantn and this clump of like hair and clotted blood came out and it smelled like death and my dick smelled like that for days despite scrubbing it raw and the doctor said it was a twin that my son canibalized in the womb and my wife made us keep it in the freezer until my son was 1 year old and then we buried it with him under this tree in this wierd ceremony with all my wifes sisters and her mom and aunt and grandma and she takes my son out there to sit at the tree every evening and they named it but wont tell me the name

>>15597969
>chinese wife
>japanese food

it's like you WANT her to smack him.

>>15600295
Don't need to lie about that. Steamed or lightly blanched veggies with sauce is a common asian thing in the first place
just make sure your sauce tastes good. Recommend making some crispy garlic oil to keep on standby

>>15600962
nigga was a pinoy

>>15602454
based schizo

>>15597944
Dont fall for the rabid anti-Chinese know it all's.
The weird stuff you heard about Chinese people eating is fringe and almost entirely just desperate poeple in poor villages.
You can find organ meat though, but other than that it's mostly pretty agreeable.
Offal has been in European cuisine too, and it's arguable a better practice than wasting a whole animal for fraction of its produce.

Anyways, Here's some easy dishes to try:

>Tomato and egg noodles (or soup)

>Steamed or Boiled dumplings

>Eggplant Stirfried with garlic
amazing, and I don't even like Eggplant.

>Chicken and black fungus (mù ěr) or corn soup
Very healthy.

>Cucmber salad
super easy!

>Malatang
Nostalgic for most Chinese people

>She would probebly also appreciate some cut up fruit.

>>15599184
Yeah, that must be why Hong Kong has the highest life expectancy on Earth.
>inb4 they r not rlly chinese becasue muh politics !!!1
They eat the same food and they are the same ethnicity.

>>15600303
Just the other day there was a thread where a mutt was talking about how unhealthy the French diet is despite them doing better in CVD rates, life expectancy, etc.

>>15597944
The culturally alienated american Chinese woman does not have memories, but dreams, and illusions. She does not know what it is that she misses, but inside is a primordial longing. She is like a pigeon digging into asphalt for worms. She knows that something is wrong with the order of the world, and inside herself, but she does not know what it is. She is trapped in this dream. No longer does she continue her own culture, her mother and grandmothers cuisine, but now, she will request that her white husband recreates this illusion of culture for her. He is helpless, being drawn by complex algorithms and internalized racism towards the very slop designed long ago by the chinese, cynically, to feed westerners, and in reality, her also, but not the actual cuisine of the chinese. She will request this, and it is maybe even what she dreams about, but it is just an illusion. A western man's idea of a chinese westerners idea of a chinese idea of westerners endlessly looping back on itself, obrosis, the snake eating itself. Their baby will emerge from the womb innocent, with tiny slitty optimistic eyes, but quickly the world will bleed into them, and he too, will become corrupted, alienated, and alone. And inside her, grows a monster, ready for the monstrous world.

>>15602671
Based Herzogposter

ouroboros*
The worm ouroboros.

>>15602454
how did you smell your dick

>>15602943
it had stink lines coming off like a cartoon

>>15602671

>>15602671
Will screenshot and send to my hapa friend. She already agrees race mixing is child abuse anyway.

>>15597965
fag