/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The Papa meant for us to have garlic and the pepperoncini ONLY
Fuck outta here with that cheese bullshit, faggot.
Your day of reckoning is nigh

>>15590358
Only a lardass would order cheese sauce.

>>15590432
Only a lardass would order papa johns

>>15590358
Garlic

>>15590358
>needing sauce for pizza
wtf is wrong with 'muricans

>>15590358
>plain breadsticks
Papa John's plain breadsticks are garbage, it's garlic breadsticks or nothing.

>>15590444
You get sauce to dip the crust into.

>>15590451
Why would you need to deep the crust into something? Just eat it lardass

>>15590451
Just eat the crust. Is it really that bland?

>>15590507
Papa John's has the worst crust and toppings.

>>15590358
None. I unzip my ranch dressing.

>>15590476
>Why would you need to deep the crust into something?
For extra flavor.
>Just eat it lardass
If I'm ordering pizza it's because I want some shit that tastes really good, why would I not add more flavor to the crust if its bland on its own? You're acting as if pizza is an every day thing and not something you get every couple months at most.

>>15590507
Papa John's crust? Yes, it's bland and dry as shit. Like eating a crusty piece of white bread.

>>15590587
>>15590633
>eat a pizza that's shit
>rather than go to an actual pizzeria put sauce on pizza (disgusting practice)
wtf is wrong with you
I've seen ice cream and pizza shops go out of business in very good locations only because they sell subpar products. Have some standards.

>>15590587
Lies, they're one of the best chain pizza places

>>15591037
Sometimes you're in a group of friends and unable to choose what pizza is ordered. Sometimes you're at a work function or other event where pizza is provided for free. Stop being such a shut-in neetfag.

I can't eat papa john's after that one time I took a bite and puked it up

Garlic of course. It's universal.

>>15590626
Talking like a real fat ass here
>Waaaaa I need to have a dopamine rush every bite of the food or i become depressed
Just eat the crust ameritard, it doesn't need more dipping sauce or anything to """"""enhance"""""" it's flavor

>>15591078
Stop looking in the mirror while eating then.

>>15591092
>eat a big delicious unhealthy meal once in a while
>WAAA UR A FATASS >:((((((

>>15590358
Mix all 4! Garlic, cheese and tomato sauce in one, delish!

>>15591069
I live in Italy and I would never be served such garbage pizza that it needs sauce (wtf is garlic sauce or cheese sauce anyways). If it was so utterly shit I wouldn't eat it and would take something else. There's at least two really good pizzerias nearby, and about five good ones. There's plenty of mediocre and unknown places, so with healthy competition I am never forced to choose one place. Most people wouldn't order truckload of random pizzas as typically for each person there is one pizza, so you'd have to ask everyone anyways. I'm not a shut-in at all, I just don't understand why try saving something that is clearly not worth saving. It isn't like you are being forced to buy low quality shit. I'm sure you must have smaller pizzerias in US and not only crappy chains.

Papa john's and little caesars are the two best pizza chains. Pizza hut and dominos can get fucked

>>15591200
You sound like such a pretentious faggot. Who cares if someone enjoys garlic butter on their pizza? Why are people fatasses for adding like 50 calories of sauce to something they eat less than once per month? Go stick your head back up your ass so we don't have to hear you whine.

Papa Johns SUCKS. No one out Pizza's the HUT

>>15591273
So does your dad.

probably the pizza sauce

>>15590358
From the picture, the garlic.
I unironically used to order cups of honey mustard to dip my Papa John's pizza and bread sticks in. I don't know why they went so well together but they did. Even my friend agreed.
Haven't eaten there in forever though since the one near me closed.

>>15591128
It's unnecessary to keep dipping the crust into even more sauce. But probably your pizza taste like shit that's why you need to

>>15591320
It's unnecessary to eat pizza in the first place. Who gives a fuck?

None, papa John's sauces are all disgusting palm oil

>>15591272
>mummy pls help tell Anons to not criticise my poor taste, I want a hugbux for safe opinions :'(
Ah geez, forgot it's retardo land of land whales that defend shitty fast food here.
>>15591328
>Who gives a fuck?
>Who gives a fuck about food on cooking board, wtf

>>15591328
Still talking like a fatass

>>15590451
>not getting the sauce to drink like shots of delicious garlic butter
ngmi>>15590476

>>15591640
Why do Americans like garlic so much?

>>15591649
It's delicious.

>>15590358
Only one garlic?

>>15590358
Why would you order pizza bones?

The garlic sauce is bretty good but those breadsticks require the marinara

>>15591200
>as typically for each person there is one pizza
you write this line while screeching about lard-asses.

i feel like some papa's. what should i get?

>>15591749
Wise man use every part of the pizzalo.

>>15592505
Wise man use dough for pizza, not bread fingers

>>15592493
Italy has one of the lowest obesity rates in Europe and among highly developed nations. Pizzas aren't nearly as big as American ones (clearly for sharing) + we don't load up on Cheese Product™ as pizza typically has high quality cheese with high moisture content. This is healthy, the shit on OP is not basically.

>>15591200
>It isn't like you are being forced to buy low quality shit.
I literally listed 3 distinct situations where pizza could be presented to you with no control over where it comes from. If you were hanging out with a group of 3-4 friends and they all wanted to order Papa John's would you really be that wet blanket to say, "Nah, I'll order my own pizza, you all just split that trash among yourselves?" Would you really just turn down the free meal at work or at an event and bring your own food instead? I don't see how you're not understanding this concept.

>>15590626
>every couple of months at most
More like twice a month man

>>15592710
See now THIS is being a fatass.

>>15592544
Considering how cheap carbs are to make, pizza companies are wise men for tricking people into believing breadsticks are worth the price. Probably costs less than a quarter to make that many breadsticks, if even.

>>15592678
Well, most of the people I know take into account what you want to eat before hand, like what restaurant or pizzeria we would go to. And like I mentioned, on the off chance someone would randomly buy a pizza for everyone (doesn't really happen here like that, idk maybe it's cultural difference, but you typically get asked your input), the circumstances would make it to be at least medium quality pizza i.e. good food. Most people would cook at home if you were hanging out there.

>>15593005
Sometimes you're just hanging out all day at home and everyone is hungry but no one wants to make food so you just order pizza delivery and everyone splits the cost. If the majority want one from a particular place you get outvoted and either you go along with what everyone's ordering or you opt out like a salty fag.

>>15593100
Good thing people I know don't like to order food that tastes like it was pulled out of a trash can then.

>>15591272
He said he lives in Italy but didn't specify if he's Italian, but I'll go ahead and call him a faggot. Most Italians are impossibly pretentious, especially with food. They like to think their sloppa is primo good-eats and like to make fun of people that use garlic. They're as bad as, or worse, than the French. Horrible people.
It always baffles me when people try to ask forgiveness from the Italians when they make a dish that boils down to being "inspired" by Italian ""cuisine"'. Make or eat whatever tastes good to you.

I fucking hate the Italians. Nothing but greasy olive niggers.

>>15593123
>eats shit
>"AAAH IT'S THE ITALIANS MAMMA MIA XDDDD FUCK THEM YOU ARE PRETENTIOUS IF YOU DONT ENJOY LITERAL SHIT"
The pains of life in a 200kg body.

>>15593148
People enjoy different things. Crazy concept, hard to understand I know, must be all the butter going to your brain from your sloppa.

Bone apple tea, take your shot of eVoO.

>>15593165
Never ceases to amuse me how Americans go in fits of rage when pointed out that on average the food they eat is horrendously bad and serve as a laughing stock for rest of the world. I'm waiting for another post of brain dead memes and buzzwords, you post 2016 election cancer. Pic related, only white people can truly know the joy of seeing this every day. My condolences.

>>15591060 i hope this is bait, they're not even good by shitty chain pizza standards. Hell, I'd rather have Little Cesar's than that shit

>>15593148
kg?

>>15593201
Not American. Also, you aren't amused so that's a pretty cringe post.

>>15593201
That isn't a fit of rage, Anon. That's just speaking facts.
Italians are on the same level as niggers.

>>15593217
Kingfish. 200 fish is a lot!
>>15593228
>>15593219
Have sex.

Black people are pretty based because they wuz Rome, Christianity, Renaissance, half of classical music, scientific innovations and best cuisine in the world. That's just to name a few. Based niggers discovering new wolrd too.

>>15593240
>Have sex.
Came in cunny hole last night Anon, was p good desu.
You still have yet to dispute that Italians are just less melanin-rich niggers--because they are.

Have a good rest of your day Anon :)

>>15593214
You must have terrible taste

>>15593256
You're upset, I'll leave you be eating soy cheese and estrogen products like soy fed beef.

>>15593267
k pasta nigger

>>15590358
>full order of bread sticks
>2 oz cup of marinara sauce
STOP DOING THIS YOU CHEAP FUCKS

>>15593277
I'm a big gorilla and you're an estrogen drip fed faggot with no chin. American women have fetish for Euro men, just like in your movies.

>>15593293
spoken like a true sigma male fedora tipper
i bet mommy is v. proud of her handsome boy

>>15593329
Where your women at
Read somewhere like 30% of amerifats are into c*ck, you can listen from the other room if you're real clever with your next post

>>15593340
for an italian incel that hates americans you sure do seem OBSESSED with AMERICAN women, anon
rent free

Hear me out, houmous is a patrician dip with 'za.

>>15593359
Can't say I read a thing

>>15593365
>houmous
Do you mean hummus? Why is every other poster on /ck/ a retard that can't spell a basic word or common name?

>>15591060
completely wrong. Pizza Hut is and always will be the best fast food pizza chain. They were the original stuffed crust, and comparing there's to papa's new stuffed crust, the difference is insane. Pizza hut's crust is soft and almost like a hot pretzel, warm, soft and has a light coating of oil on it. Papa John's crust literally looks like wood. It's dry, VISIBLY dry, bland as fuck and seems to be coated in dust. It's decent and definitely one of the better fast food pizza chains, but Pizza Hut will ALWAYS be at the top.

>>15593443
>It's decent and definitely one of the better fast food pizza chains
Not even top 10 chains:
1. Marco's
2. Buddy's
3. Jet's
4. Donatos
5. Domino's
6. Cottage Inn
7. Pizza Hut
8. East of Chicago
9. Hungry Howie's
10. Little Caesars
11. Papa Johns

papa john's is the only one of the big 4 national chains that is indefensible

>>15593436
That's how we transliterate the Arabic here in Bongland you wanker

>>15592678
Yeah I turn down free food at work. The catering they brought in was almost always trash. Also I can't eat dairy and nearly everything they bring in has cheese.

>>15593680
It's somewhat funny because in the 2000's it was the exact opposite. I agree, though. Everything is canned or in a bag, the dough is literally shipped into the store instead of made fresh, and the "cheese" is some ez melt concoction, instead of at least being Kraft-style shreds.
But back before Domino's overhauled its crust, it was better than most alternatives unless you were going to Pizza Hut for the value (buffet that is).

>>15595187
>back before Domino's overhauled its crust
Dark times indeed. When Domino's tasted like cardboard with ketchup on it. When they reformulated their crust and sauce it turned into something really good, though.

>>15590358
all of them. duh

>>15590358
Just marinara for me. I usually dress my za with sawdust parm and hot sauce anyway. I've used ranch and blue cheese before but it was meh.

>>15595255
It's insane, I remember papa john's being the good pizza chain, and dominos being worse than little caesars and hungry howie's. Now dominos is the top of the chains, and I wouldn't feed papa john's to my little worm farm.

>>15597251
Probably has something to do with the fact that, generally, corporate products decline in quality over time. You can thank the inherent nature of capitalism, which prizes profit over all else.

>>15597912
>You can thank the inherent nature of capitalism, which prizes profit over all else.
It's not so much about the inherent nature of capitalism as it is about laws put in place that state it is a company's fiduciary duty to their investors to do everything in their power to increase profits year over year. If the company is shown to not do literally everything in their power to increase profits they can be fined or sued. It's an artificially-imposed governmental regulation and not something that's necessarily inherent to the nature of capitalism at a base level. If those laws didn't exist you could definitely have a capitalist system where companies reach a point of success and coast until they have another genuine innovation, which would be a much better system in my opinion even if it means less guaranteed growth for investors and perhaps more involved methods for determining if a company is scamming or not properly serving their investors.

>>15590393
fpbp

>>15590595
based. had a friend that would put ranch on his pizza everyday for lunch. thought he was an idiot until I tried it for myself.

>>15598111
It's the world's most unknown heavenly combo

>>15590393
more choices is welcome

some people like cheese sauce more than garlic

also they started doing spicy garlic which is pretty damn good but yeah when I was a kid they gave you several pickled peppers per box and not just one

>>15591200
fettucine alfredo, a tutti fruitti malto bene

>>15598198
>implying

>be yurop
>get pp johns
>find out they include a pickled pepper in every pizzabox
thx paps

>>15598448
fuckin georgians

>>15591606
They are soybean oil

>>15590358
This looks trash, I guess I now know what Papa Johns looks like, at least anymore
Is this what turned Ethan Klein into a fat faggot? What does Leafy eat to be such a lanky chad?

>>15598111
It's better if instead of putting it on you dip just the corner in a little bit. That way it doesn't become disgusting with slightly too much. It's best on a fairly dry and cheese heavy pizza without too much sauce or heavy toppings that will fall off into it or cause too much to be scooped in.
The reason people see it as gross is that most people who aren't afraid to try the forbidden combo are actual degenerates who guzzle the stuff.