/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I find that having a calm, rational discussion with everyone involved will get me what I want. You don't need to act like an autistic retard all the time

If something is slightly wrong I say nothing, leave a bad review and don't come back. I apply this principle to everything in life.

>>15586327
>>15586334
For sure better ways to handle it, but this is about chimping out for entertainment, not life lessons on how to actually handle a situation.

>>15586315
I got really mad at the dumb cunt spic manager at the burger King by my house. One time I ordered 2 junior whoppers and 2 tacos. She gave me one cheeseburger then called me a liar when I pulled back through and said I didn't get the right order. The next time she gave me Sierra mist or something instead of pepsi, didn't say anything. Made me go back inside to have her tell me ohhh our Pepsi is down you drink this. At this point I requested a refund because all I wanted was an iced cold Pepsi with my whopper meal. She refused. So I lost it. I slammed the bag down called her a fucking cunt told her to go fuck herself and walked out. I called my bank and reversed the payment on my meal and I haven't been back there since. Fucking hate worthless Mexicans.

>>15586315
> Decide to get pho for lunch with a colleague and (now former) friend
> It's university so shit tons of trendy champagne socialist NPC types
> They insist on wearing a mao cap in public for fashion
> We both get kicked out as soon as we show our faces

>>15586315
>Dad owns a burger place
>Cares deeply on burgers quality
>5 black people in
>black people rarely come on
>they come to the menu board and see how much quality burgers cost
>They're outraged
>start screaming "Shit" Infront of children and saying they could get it for a dollar something at mcdonalds
>all walk out cussing and screaming mcdonads
>everyone watches them walk out
Pic related. Our burger.

>>15586356
haha faggot

>>15586347
She actually called you a liar? Why didnt you call BKs corporate number and complain?

>>15586358
Honestly looks good, where's your dad's burger place?

>>15586374
I sent them an email but never heard back. I was pissed.

>>15586383
Wichita Falls, Kansas

>>15586374
>>15586387
I meant Texas

>>15586395
I'm gonna come to Ronnie's one day, better be the best fucking burger ever or I'm gonna scream shit in front of children and talk about mcdonalds

>>15586315
Today at DD they got my order wrong and trying to tell thru my mask and past the plexiglass they thought I was upset and gave me a free coffee.

>>15586409
Yell

>>15586358
How much is it?

>>15586358
I was expecting a shootout but okay

>>15586417
see for yourself on our website

>>15586421
Why do you sell small medium and large burgers but also have single double and triple patties? This makes my head hurt.

>Mexicunt asks fast food worker for a cup of ice for water, goes to drink station and gets soda. I grab that shit out of her hands and crunch up the cup, telling her to stop stealing. Family tries to get in my face but I'm a literal bodybuilder and been in tons of fights growing up in the ghetto, while their onions-filled obese asses can't do shit to stop me. I tell the restaurant, they get kicked out, I get free food every time I go in now.

>>15586421
>>15586446
This, your menu looks really fucking good but is super confusing. Do you just use different sized patties?

>>15586421
Link?

>>15586347
All he wanted was a pepsi! Just one pepsi..
INSTATUTION!

>>15586446
>>15586477
the idea of different size patties confuses you?

>>15586484
There's no universal patty size. How the fuck am I supposed to know how filling a triple small is compared to a double medium?

>>15586484
No, your menu names confused me. I literally asked "do you just use different sized patties?" Chill the fuck out, Ronnie's son.

>>15586472
based

>>15586315
My friends and I went to a pub that had just opened up down the street from my place. We were seated, and then forgotten about for 10 mins. After trying to flag anyone down, I finally said "It helps if you make a loud noise."... I started shrieking, and kept going for a good ten seconds. The handful of patrons stared over like I'd been murdered, but the bartender and servers didn't bat an eye - just kept ignoring us, and moving at a snail's pace. So we walked ten mins to our usual place.

>>15586488
you order them and find out. we don't want your business anyway, outsider
>>15586490
retard

>>15586484
it might be helpful to denote the patty sizes in oz

>>15586477
How the fuck am I supposed to figure out the difference between a Double small and a Double large? Post pic examples please

>>15586504
This, the god forsaken hellhole I used to work at had IIRC 6oz and 8oz patties for beef but all the "exotic" shit was 6oz

>>15586504
maybe in lbs. everyone know what a 1/4 pounder looks like

>>15586517
Like capybara? Naked mole rat?

>>15586499
>>15586504
Judging by how quick ole Ronnie Jr. over here gets mad, he probably would think that's retarded. Seems like one of those restaurants like pic related where they expect everyone to know exactly how they do things and if you don't then you're retarded.

>>15586395
>>15586404
Oh FUCK I was just about to go get a burger there in an hour if it's still open

Your dad makes excellent burgers, anon. I usually order the ridiculous triple stacker when I go.

>>15586472
fake and gay

>>15586569
Tell us about the sizes

>>15586519
It depends on the width of the patties, and the fat and moisture content of the beef. A thinner patty with a wider diameter could (and with a similar composition, would) lose more fat and water to the grill than a thicker one. The end result would appear larger despite having less mass. Both are a quarter-pound pre-cook.

>>15586569
>>15586532
Ronnie Blanchard is dead and Kyle is in prison for beating up his mom

>>15586577
Ok so call the small a smashburger, the medium a 1/4lb and the large a 1/3rd pound. Everyone understands what that means. Are the buns larger for the larger patties?

>>15586347
don't you have a fucking receipt? idiot.

>>15586472
>stop stealing
faggot

>>15586446
Wichita falls anon here. If you go three patties, the large burger is so big it's completely impossible to finish it. For me, it's

>triple patties, small/medium
>fried egg
>mushrooms
>whatever other ridiculous toppings I want

The burger is so god damn big there is not a point to having the bun. Gigantic grilled meat pile with delicious condiments. I add on an order of onions rings to complete it. Yes I am fat.

>>15586617
Have you ever interacted with Kyle?

>>15586576
Just did

>>15586589
Yes the buns and patties are different sizes.

>>15586589
I'm a different fag. I've worked at a place that did 4oz, 6oz and 8oz, with up to 4 patties. Smashed was an option. We had three bun sizes - opening next to a bakery was probably the only reasonable business choice the owner made.

>>15586592
I did have a receipt she refused to look at it. She was just a bitch. Pulled the same things with my buddies dad. He ordered 3 2 for 6 whopper deals and she gave him 3 whoppers instead then said that's what he ordered. But the fact is she can't speak English and has no business running that restaurant.

>>15586621
Who, this guy?

>>15586395

Never even seen him

>>15586499
>you order them and find out
eat shit, hope the kung flu puts you and your gay dad out on the streets

>>15586569
>>15586617
Fuck me, now I can't go today because it will be very obvious who I am based on my order. It's just down the street from my house as well.

>>15586526
Elk and I forget what else, thankfully it's been almost a decade I've been out.

>>15586648
Don't be a pussy

>>15586648
tell them the owner's son is astro turfing on a white supremacist pan frying forum

>>15586660
newfag detected

>>15586652
I don't want ronnie's son to post pictures of me on /ck/

>>15586660
>>15586675
Lmao

>>15586648
>>15586682
Just checked, it's closed today anyway. If the thread is still up tomorrow and everything in this shithole of a city isn't shut down I'll get one and post it.

>>15586711
based

>>15586472
normal places just keep the soda machine behind the counter.
havent seen a self-fill since the 80s when people could be trusted.

>>15586722
lol wtf are you talking about? every single fast food restaurant has self-serve drinks

>>15586730
>maccas
nah, it's behind the counter
>hungry jacks
same
>subway
yeah got me there, it's the only place that still lets you fill your own. probably cuz minorities never go to Subway.

>>15586743
>australian
lol they seriously don't trust you animals with self-serve drinks? that's amazing

>>15586315
I once had my local Taco John's purposely screw up my order like 5 times in a row. I got pissed off and wrote the corporate headquarters.

2 months later I get two $5 off coupons im the mail that can't be used simultaneously.

Getting mad at these idiots just isn't worth it. They don't care, corporate, doesn't care, local management doesn't care.

>>15586751
How do you know it was on purpose?

>>15586753
>order 4 bran burritos with no onions

>two have onions
>two don't

Five times in a row might be an exaggeration, but it happened far too often to be coincidence.

>>15586758
>bean burritos

Fuck you autocorrect reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>15586315
>be me
>be being gangstalked for my unpopular opinions on social media
>decide to take them for a ride
>go to the local mcdonalds
>order 50 nuggets
>dig them all in sauce
>start throwing individual nuggies at the gangstalkers to mark them with sauce
>several of them deny what i accuse them of, but i know
>employees take the gangstalkers side, telling me to leave
>throw nuggies all around, children are now crying
>run into the back of the kitchen and throw hot greasy fries at one of the 16 year old gangstalkers workers
>get arrested
>they finally got me

>>15586472
>throwing your life away defending a soda
You're the most American man I've ever met. I'm going to give you 1,776 salutes.

>>15586477
whats a frisco? whats a beanie?

>>15586769
what is gangstalks??

>>15586799
A thing that paranoid schizophrenics are concerned about, and also normal people ever since the big tech-enabled surveillance state validated their previously insane fears.

>>15586743
>hungry jacks
>behind the counter
Actually this depends on what store it is. Some will only have behind the counters while others have the usual ones behind the counter and a refill station. The one nearest to my house used to have one but it got removed. Another near an old job I had never had one at all, but a different one near there did have them.

>>15586472
You should post that on the conservative forum on reddit and get loads of fake awards for your fake story.

>>15586799
Like cornstalks but they grow in bunches.

>>15586356
>mao still living in their heads rent free 50 years later

>>15586347
I dunno what it is with BK, their locations either suck complete shit or are great with no middle ground. I had those fucks actually ruin a credit card of mine because their card reader wasn't working right so the fatass cashier repeatedly swiped my chip card through the reader as hard as he could AFTER I told him to give my card back AND that I had cash in my car. I wanted to punch that fuckface out.

>>15586799
Its when a group of people usually an organization stalks someone for some vague purpose. People who claim to be gangstalked are usually just schizos and people with protagonist syndrome though so its hard to take claims of being gangstalked seriously.

>five guys
>order large fries no salt
>get fries
>loaded with salt
>confront the guy
"i literally didnt put salt in it you can watch me make them again"
>show fries, show all the salt
>greasy faggot keeps gaslighting me
"i didnt add salt there is no salt on there"
>throw the fries out in anger and cry in ny car

i just wanted no salt please its for health reasons pls :'(

>>15586818
gutter oil

>>15586884
Showing us your tits might make you feel better honey

>>15586758
>4 bran burritos
imagine the fiber intake

>>15586914
wtf what made you assume that like its just fries
i dont want salt; the inly restaurant food i can eat is unsalted fries or salads cause everything is 2000% daily sodium intake
fuck salt

>>15586914
this reminded me of this at ~40 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzgEi_u9-88

>>15586884
They have a third-pan up top for no-salt fries. If they touch the fry pan, they're salted. On a humid day, that fry pan needs washed after the lunch rush, or dinner won't have to use salt for their fries at all.

>>15586924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQggo3AfP30

>>15586952
>>15586934
Busting out the classics I see.

>>15586966
curiously, we were different posters
tho now i am on a college humor binge, there's some nice material there

>>15587056
Yeah back in the day when collegehumor was funny and vice was informative. Fuck do the times ever change...

>>15586617
>>15586648
Is half of /ck/ from Wichita Falls? wtf?

>>15586327
NGMI

>>15586769
What the fuck are you talking about

>>15587170
Never ventured over to /x/ I see

>>15587181
I used to, but it's been years

>>15587189
It's just your run of the mill schizo posting.

>>15586719
Kek

>>15586358
How's the pandemic affected your dad's business? Do they do takeout/ delivery?

>>15586387
he's going to do something to your dad

>>15586358
Thats a good looking burger fren. I appreciate the lettuce on the bottom keeping the bun from turning to mush.

>>15586383
>>15586417
>>15586418
>>15587266
>>15587338

>>15586769
kek

>>15586480
kek

>>15586818
mao would approve of that joke

>>15586480
thank you based SUICIDAL poster

>>15586315
>be intoxicated
>have friend with a thousand birth defects, 30 some odd surgeries, and a anger problem
>go to subway with him
>he ordered a large soda
>no large cups in fountain area
>he asks for a large cup
>cashier wagie gives him a "you know where they are" look while pointing with her eyes at the cabinet underneath the soda fountain
>he rages out verbally and physically while making a huge mess with the entire contents of said cabinet and throwing soda cups, straws, lids, and napkins all over the floor and falling over in the process
>nobody does shit about it besides clean it up

>>15586480
You fuckers cancelled the only chance I had to see you and death before dishonor all because someone's dad died. Get over it

>>15586315

>Go to a decent steak place with my boyfriend.
>Both of us are log cabin republicans, super based, mock other gays all the time, shit is kino af.
>Both of us never tip.
>Pleasant dinner, spend approximately 100+ bucks on food, drinks, wine, dessert.
>Bill comes.
>Pay.
>Start getting up to leave once my card comes back.
>"Umm, excuse me?"
>Ignore wagie.
>Excuse me.
>Finally have to respond to the poor.
>"Yes?"
>"What is your problem? You forgot to put a tip on this."
>"Do you think you were entitled to a tip?
>"I don't get paid shit"
>"Not my problem. You chose to work here."
>"You just spent 112 dollars, you can afford to pay."
>"Where is your manager"
>Manager comes out
>Cuss out the manager, tell him what an entitled shit his employee is, tell him that he's discriminating because we are gay (I did mention we were on a date)
>Manager starts sweating bullets. He freaks out, comps our meal, and fires the girl on the spot.
>Mfw my boyfriend was laughing like a psychopath all the way home. We fucked like horny dragons that night.

>>15586472
Based liar

>>15587451
fucking faggot

>>15587451
If this is real, you're just as shitty as the kid for crying discrimination.

>>15587451
That girl had no etiquette lmao

>>15587451
Based fag

>>15587451
I would call you a worthless faggot but steakhouses are the most worthless of all faggot restaurants.

>go to some local standard american restaurant
>order some tuna steak sandwich for the lunch special
>10 mins, waitress says food will be out soon
>15 mins go by
>watch as take out orders are coming out of the kitchen, going right past me
>30 mins gone, waitress repeats herself
>more take out orders
>45 minutes, waitress repeats her self again
>more take out orders
>55 minutes, get up to leave
>food finally comes out
>oh so sorry for the wait bullshit
>tell her thats bullshit, you've had literally dozens of take out meals go by
>it doesnt take an hour to make a fucking sandwich
>grab plate and walk the fuck out without paying

>>15586358
I tip 40% to make up for my black brothas and sistas who aren't there yet. It's embarrassing. I have a story. I was out with semi-family once at Waffle House when I was probably around 11-13 or something. We had our drinks and certain sides had even come out when the parents all got up and told us to follow them. They all looked disgusted and we had to wait until we got into the cars to find out why we left. The restaurant workers were confused and angry, by the way. Anyway, we were told that one of the workers dug into his nose and wiped it on his apron and that was enough. We went across town to a different Waffle House and never spoke of that again.

>>15586477
You misspelled "tater tots"

>>15587578
You were justified.

>>15587451
>He freaks out, comps our meal, and fires the girl on the spot.
what a cucklord of a "leader"
>Finally have to respond to the poor
lul

>>15587451
That just makea you one of those gay ass karen people that reddit call them, i'd take a begging nigger over that bullshit
>>15587578
>steals the plate too
Now thats based

>>15586884
wah wah the underpaid wagie didnt make my fries right wah wah

dont eat fast food if you already have health problems you fat fuck

>>15586315
>hit up the local chinamen's palace
>cashier girl greets and smiles at me
>I'm on day 6 of nofap, so this alone gets me going
>order my usual, eggdrop soup, fried rice, wontons
>try to small talk her a bit
>"id drop something big in your eggsoup"
>she's visibly uncomfortable, but I'm so horny and she's got a tight body
>lean in closer to her
>she screams
>old chinamen cook comes out and harasses me
>keeps yelling "SHE 15 SHE 15"
>they try to kick me out without my food
>mock their accents and demand my food, stomp my feet
>me and the chunamen fight, wrestle each other on the ground
>get a boner from a human body, he gets angrier and begins wailing on me
>i fucking cum being beaten by this chunamen
>he knocks me out
>wake up in the street drenched in eggdrop soup, cigarette burns on me
>give them bad yelp review

>>15587696
A Karen would be someone who freaks out over something like a burger having no pickles. Plenty of people get paid like shit all the time for jobs that require a lot more work than just writing down the foods people want and putting on a happy face. Waiters get a good amount of money too thanks to those tips she was begging for.

>>15587736
i aint fat, and sometimes i want to indulge, so i get food and either compromise or suffer. its nice to eat out, so when you plan an afternoon around getting the one thing you can eat, it gets a little upsetting

>>15586938
wouldn't the guy have been aware? or maybe not. that would make sense tho

>>15586358
What did it cost?

>>15586884
If only there was a way to make fries at home. Why, some madman might have even invented a way to fry a potato without the use of hot, dangerous oil! Truly, we're living in the 20th century.

>>15587696
>>15587779
Who the fuck is Karen?

>>15587451
based fagbro. You're the master of restaurant power moves.

>>15586358

>>15587813
Its the reddit version of the "can I speak to your manager" meme

>>15587804
i was out and wanted lunch; i didnt want to wait to get home. like, its nice to eat out at times

>go to local burger restaurant
>order burger w/out mayo
>receive burger
>it has mayo
>try to get it remade or receive refund
>staff says it's already 5 minutes to close and they can only do refunds on their online system
>sounds like bullshit but whatever
>go into bathroom, piss on floor, smear shit on walls, toilet seat, mirror
>leave
Bet they had a fun time cleaning that up, lol

>>15587482
Seethe harder, you just wish you were as wealthy as me. It's nice to be privileged, honestly.

>>15587507
The best part was that she was this white trash bitch who was snapping her fingers at me. When she freaked out as she was getting fired she started to clap after every world like some tiktok whore. Too hilarious. Wish I could make this up, but you know, reality is stranger than fiction.

>>15587561
Go eat some vegan food, communist Portlander.

>>15587578
Lol fucking nice.

>>15587680
Yeah, I half expected her to get away with it, but I kept going into this guy and he just caved. He was this stupid shrew of a guy, total nu-male.

>>15587696
>That just makea you one of those gay ass karen people that reddit call them

What are you, Italian? I mean, honestly, I don't treat servers like shit unless they get shitty with me, then I go nuclear. It's a job that a ten year old could do with some training.

>>15588064
Hey, gaybro, can you explain what a power bottom is? One of my (natal male) friends insists you can be a heterosexual male power bottom but I disagree.

>>15588064
>spending $100 on a dinner makes you "wealthy"
>treats people less well off than himself like shit
>happens to be a self loathing faggot

ngmi

>>15587451
I suppose the jews do have high rates of homosexual behavior, I believe you

>>15588064
>I mean, honestly, I don't treat servers like shit unless they get shitty with me, then I go nuclear.
Yeah but you could have easily just said I dont tip or I tip with a rip and walked out, instead you decided to let your emotions get the best of you and call the manager over. That's what bitch ass karen bullshits do because they're women. Also just realised I'm pretty sure I've seen this pasta somewhere

>>15588084
A power bottom is anybody on the receiving end who ends up taking control of a sexual situation. Heterosexuals can have this. Women doing cowgirl is this, especially if the guy is pinned down while the woman fucking slams herself on the dick. My favorite metaphorical image of a power bottom is Donald Duck ramming his ass against a wall.

>>15588151
All I hear is somebody complaining becuase A: They are stupid enough to buy into the habit of tipping

and B: You are surely a wagie who works for 2.15 an hour because you are stupid. Like I noted earlier, a child can do your job. You are one of the poors. Enjoy being the help.

>>15587813
It's a way of marginalizing normal people

>>15586499
Fucking lol.
"How big are the parties?"
"How dare you insult me, get out"

>>15586711
Ask them what size the patties are and report back if you get called an outsider.

>>15588182
So a straight man fucking a natal woman can be a power bottom?

>>15588222
now say the one with the moth and the pediatrist. i've been here before...

>>15588247
it's up to you, really. do you think a woman fucking your ass is gay?

>>15586358
I made this copy pasta and my dad doesn't even own a burger place

>>15588248
I prefer the one about the swedish german

>>15588256
Woman is a nebulous term these days. Please be more specific.

>>15588182
That's a lot to keep in your head to maintain a lifestyle.

>>15587451
Definitely a leftist false flagging as a republican

>>15588064
>replying to six posts at once
Get a life dude

>>15586769
based schizo

>>15587451
Based shitpacker

>>15587578
>>grab plate and walk the fuck out without paying
BASED

>>15586938
pennsylvania leave

>>15587451
Extremely based, fuck waiters.

>>15586383
>>15586417
>>15586418
>>15587266
>>15587338
>>15587803
Fucking newfags

>>15588326
a cis gendered afab person sticks either a finger, more, or otherwise some paraphernalia in your pink ass.
you might think that's gay
if you don't and you do it, what's more, you coerce her do it to you, you're a straight power bottom (according to the fag above, you're a fruit in my book), as long as you're the one calling the shots

>Go to Chicago hot dog place famous for black people insulting you
>They act nice to me when I order

>>15586327
The problem with this is that everybody is so two-faced about politeness that it's hard to have such a conversation in earnest. I would rather have the table I'm waiting on show their anger than be met with fake smiles and being asked that they see the manager.

>>15586532
>Seems like one of those restaurants like pic related where they expect everyone to know exactly how they do things and if you don't then you're retarded.
I actually felt retarded the first time I tried eating at Sonic's. Didn't know you can just park at one of the vacant spaces and push a button to order, I thought you had to order at the drive through window. Felt even more retarded when I tried to take the serving tray and put it on my car window like you see in movies, apparently they stopped doing that since the 90's.

>>15586769
If I edit your story to gangraped it reads a lot better.

>>15587757
pics or it didn’t happen

>>15587981
Tell us how great your hands smell.

>>15586484
yeah, where the fuck else do you order a small medium or large burger?

are you guys fucking idiots?

put the oz by them.

It's probably because you are cheating people on the sizes depending on the cost of meat.

>>15586356
>(now former) friend
what happend?

>>15588900
People like him are the kind of dudes you see at community college for 8 years twiddling away their parents money while accomplishing a net education of nothing just so they can live at their mother’s house and play vidya with other likeminded autistic fucks that couldn’t get away with the full NEET.

I bet they were trying to play fucking video games at the restaurant and that’s why they got ignored, further intensified by the fact that one of them screeched autistically. They probably all have neckbeards and fawn over the one girl that isn’t turbofat but still ugly as fuck and annoying as hell.

I got one when I was 14
>Thursday afternoon 5 pm
>Mother is driving me and my brother to Karate
>We get their at 5:40, class starts are 6, but he tells us to go home since he wife is sick and he is leaving
unrelated note 2 years after this incident, and 4 years ago today we went to her funeral. Really fucking weird since we never met her, and he was a karate instructor, but I guess he knew us long enough to invite us. We were all Croatian so I guess it kind of makes sense. but off topic
>I call dibs for front seat running back to the car before our mother even left
>We tell our mom what happened, and she went inside to make sure
>Our mom comes out and decides to just get McDonalds since she's hungry
>We drive to the closest McDonalds drive through
>My brother orders a big mac large fries nestle ice tea
>My mother orders a Filet oh fish and asks for extra sauce
>I ask to get a double quarter pounder plain with chees, large fries
>My mom agrees.
>Me being greedy I ask her if I can also get an ice cream for the ride home, she says sure so I ask her to also get me chocolate sundae
This is the only reason I remember this
>The women in the speaker says "We don't have chocolate ice-cream"
>my mother looks to me and says "they don't have chocolate ice cream", I said "I don't want chocolate ice cream, it's vanilla ice cream with fudge around the top"
>my mom repeats that, the women stay says "McDonalds don't have chocolate fudge"
I remember so vividly how mad I was, I undid my seatbelt told my mom to let me talk and I said some shit like
>You have chocolate fudge, you don't just sell vanilla ice-cream.
>she replies, no we don't. it's just vanilla and mcFlurries
>NO you are wrong, let me speak to someone else
She makes the fucking "tsk" sound and a min later someone else speaks
>"hello?" is there a problem?
>"Yes, I just want a simple Chocolate sundae"
> You mean the chocolate fudge?
>YES
>"Yeah we have that"
(1)

>>15588931
>Alright thank you
Then I made a silly impression of the girls voice and said
>"We don't sell Chocolate sundaes" yes you do you stupid worker. You get payed to take orders.
My mom did that stupid women thing where they say your name at a high pitch and a fake grasp.
The guy said the total and when we pulled up, my mother payed, and we got everything
I saw them, it was a black women with crow's feet, and a young Asian with hair on his chin
The black women looked at me and said
>I hope you enjoy your ice cream
and they both started laughing historically
When I looked at the ice cream, it looked like someone put water on top of the fudge, like it wasn't the colour of the melted white ice cream
I turned to my mom as we were pulling away and said
>Mom, i think they spat into my Ice cream
she said
>They didn't, it's just kinda melted
That's when I remember rolling down my window near the curve to back on the road and throwing the ice cream out
My mother screamed at me, and grounded me for 3 days for wasting food.
Holy fuck I know they must have did something. Fuck black people so much, couldn't even give a simple fucking ice cream. Holy fuck, I know it's my autism for this story, but wholly fuck, only time I had bad service at something like McDonalds. That bitch fucked up the ice cream and DENIED. DENIED even fucking selling non vanilla, non mcflurry ice cream. This is what the sundae normally looks for you guys wondering
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>>15586477
What's bigger, a medium triple or a large double?

>>15587451
Based I guess?
'Cept for the fag part could have done without that

>>15588064
I would walk over broken glass barefoot to suck your cock. You and your boyfriend could absolutely wreck my hole anytime.

>>15588931
>>15588957
basted ESL rant

>>15588900
went sjw and accused me of all the -isms that he learned about in undergrad

>>15586356
>dress up as spooky ghost
>Mr. Jones from Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage kicks me out
???

>>15586884
hilarious

>>15589591
Vietnamese businesses in the US are overwhelmingly run by refugees or children of refugees fleeing communist purges. Going out for pho at some place run by FOBs or walking into Little Saigon wearing a mao cap would be like walking into Harlem wearing klan hoods or being in a red state wearing a MAGA hat. Some clueless autist like ADF might think it's "epic" or "based" but really it's psychotically cringe and you would be rightfully shunned.

>>15588749
>not being the manager
NGMI

>>15588882
Fine, I washed them.

>>15586769
fuck those cia niggers, anon

>>15586347
>tacos and pepsi at burger king

>>15586812
Also so liberal faggots can screen cap it and spread it around thinking it's real.

>>15588292
Incorrect. Kyle Blanchard made a thread on /b/ once where he doxed himself; he's a confirmed 4chan poster.

>>15587813
Basically reddit is full of teenagers from middle class suburbs who think that middle age white women complain too much, completely oblivious to black people.

>went to mcdonalds once with my frens
>was very very stoned
>ordered 10 mcdoubles
>and a small fry
>went to get ketchup
>pump ketchup not in the little cup but right onto the tray
>pump a lot of ketchup
>keeps pumping
>take mcdoubles and put them in my pockets to accommodate all the ketchup
>keep pumping
>my friends telling me to stop
>keep pumping
>the entire tray is filled with ketchup
>tray getting heavier
>keep pumping
>cashier kid looks at me and the tray
>he just frowns
>i have been discovered
>sit down, eat six mcdoubles
>use a small amount of ketchup
>go to toss ketchup-laden tray
>the ketchup, being stuck to the paper tray liner flops down the front of the garbage bin and all over the floor
>it makes a mighty *PLOP*
>there is no turning back; i have made it this far
>stomp on the pile of ketchup
>look at the cashier and say "ketchup"
>it was 12 years before i went back

>>15590385
>look at the cashier and say "ketchup"

>>15587451
kill yourself

>>15586477
Wow that's terrible. Different sizes of patties?

>>15587451
This is completely fake. Gays are the most generous tippers by far.

>>15587757
Lol wtf
Sides --> orbit

>>15587196
/x/ has gone so down hill its sad. Used to be one of the better boards, now its all roleplay and legitimate schizos

>>15590385
im fuckin dead

>>15587981
I wish I could shit on demand that would be a sick super power.

>>15586347
Burger King serves Coke. Nice larp.

>>15586499
looks like you have another example of you chimping out the next time this thread gets posted you stupid faggot

>>15587338
Protip- You're supposed to put mayo on the bottom bun. The fat is hydrophobic and prevents moisture from soaking into the bread.

>>15591286
Why about the moisture from the mayo itself?

>>15591296
Not significant enough to have a serious effect, at least as long as the bun is toasted like it should be.

>>15586498
Top kek and basedpilled

>>15588882
I regularly wash them. I just have anger issues every now and then.

>>15586769
Lel

>>15586884
>throw the fries out in anger and cry in ny car
Was expecting you to throw the fries back at them
2/10 you deserved it by letting them get away with it
Neck yourself faggoo

>>15586884
>throw the fries out in anger and cry in ny car
I hope this is fake.

>>15587404
I hope you took him to the zoo and let him pet the bunnies to calm him down afterwards, George

>>15586769
take your meds, literally and unironically
gangstalking isn't real you fucking schizo

>>15588064
Surely nobody is actually this retarded while being qble to function a keyboard, this must be bait I have taken. Kys

>>15586358

>>15587451
the only story in this thread that I believe

>>15587981
I bet you ate your burger without cleaning your poopy painting hands too you unhygenic faggot

>>15591384
> he says
> when google, twitter, facebook, and cancel culture exist and are destroying america

>>15590385
This is the best post I've seen on this board in a while, I hope those mcdoubles were the tits

>>15591413
take your meds, too

>>15591552
Hey remember when it was the in thing to creepshot men on public transit and shame them for how they rest their legs?

>>15591580
Thats not gang stalking you delusional faggomatic anal toaster

>>15591384
>gangstalking isn't real
It is but there's usually a specific reason for it, especially if they're high profile people or something it's not common but it does happen

>>15586769
Heckin fuck yeah Schiz-bro, take the fight to glowniggers

>>15591810
Literally every mass publicized movement or cultural trend in the last decade vindicated the schizo gangstalkee way of thinking
t. used to live in a california shitlib city and work in tech, confronted with cancel culture first hand

>>15591918
Cancel culture =/= gangstalking literally kys (but please take some shitlibs with you)

>>15586356
Kek. What's a Mao cap though?

>>15586884
>gaslighting

>>15591918
I wouldn't call social media movements gangstalking. It more refers to the secretive kind, not the more public kind. Take for example a task force of officers following and watching some guys every move, you could call it gangstalking because it's similar, but I wouldn't because their job is to keep an eye in that person if they're suspect. Another example, you accidentaly found out something about the Pepsi company, they may employ gangstalking to scare said person into doing what iy is they want.

>>15592004

>>15587757
based

>>15592030
What’s stopping a group of people on the internet from harassing certain individuals? This website once was a place for random people to get together and fuck with other people, and it still is, although it’s rarely used for that anymore.

What’s to stop a group of like-minded individuals to get together and harass certain “targets”, whether based on some perceived slight, some perceived notion of bigotry, or some action on the part of the harassed party? I mean, thousands of people get together on YouTube to bully random e-celebs - same thing goes for social media.

I think the main reason gangstalker deniers believe it can’t be real is that the notion of a group of strangers targeting and harassing an individual sounds too complicated and ridiculous to organize. However, this has been something that has been done through the power of the internet dozens of times throughout the last 20 years, and probably even closer to hundreds or thousands of times. Sure, they targeted government entities and public institutions as their harassment targets, but still the fact of the matter is that thousands of people have organized to protest via the internet, and thousands of more have organized meet-ups with strangers.

>>15589556
Same thing happened to my friend. Fuckin sucks what college does to people

>>15589556
I have a friend who did this but because he’s actually becoming schizophrenic and thinks that if he associates with people who are “racist” and talk about “nazi propaganda” then they are going to “prove” that he’s a racist nazi and use it to destroy his life.

Also, he’s had a vendetta against pedos for a while and convinced himself that students in a special-Ed class were being abused by, among others, a sex cult that operates around the country. These people supposedly were up his ass for a while and sent some guy to his work as a regular to give him “clues” and such.

>>15586327
unironically suy

>>15586498
lmao

>>15588957
if only there was some kind of sign in the drive thru that showed the name of the food item you were ordering...

>>15586884
If you threw the fires at him it would have been better

>>15587757
So many fake faggy stories in this thread. This one however is both real and based.

>>15592192
>I have a friend who did this but because he’s actually becoming schizophrenic and thinks that if he associates with people who are “racist” and talk about “nazi propaganda” then they are going to “prove” that he’s a racist nazi and use it to destroy his life.

If you're in "tech" or have any adjacency to those kinds of shitlibs he is absolutely correct

>>15586472
Shit that never happened

>>15587451
can't decide if based or not.
pulling the fag discrimination card is undeniably not based but the rest is hilarious.

What’s with all the stomping going on in this thread? Are you all dinosaurs?

>>15587451
>with boyfriend
please show your bo..
>we are gay
you got me at that one

>>15587757
holy fuck man

>>15587451
>18 replies
Good show, have another on me

>>15592192
Look up Emily Gorcenski

I saw a literal nigger in my Roy Rogers the other day. Decided to do takeout instead. No one said a fucking thing and he just sat there. sigh.

>>15592192
can people just 'become schizophrenic'? I was under the impression that it was a mental disorder that layed dormant in those who had it or progressively worsened from birth or trauma etc.

can something actually just send an otherwise healthy person down a path of schizophrenia without you getting a concussion or traumatized or drugs or something of that nature?

>>15592890
Clown world bullshit and constant gaslighting induces schizophrenia

>>15592926
I had a brush with it myself. I was selling things you weren't supposed to sell. Someone I knew who did the same, and who I knew didnt like me got caught and magically did no time at all. I was certainly being watched to some extent but it was starting to escalate into pretty bad paranoia.

Outside of a circumstance like that I just cant imagine someone becoming a full blown schizophrenic out of pretty much nowhere. I had to just wash my hands of the business for my mental health sake

>>15587451
>>15587463

>>15586648
i gotchu senpai
>>>/k/

>>15591918
san franciso or LA?