/ck/ - Food & Cooking

if you throw your batteries in the garbage, they explode in incinerators and create lots of jobs for the repairmen

It congeales out in the street

>>15586398
holy fucking based

>>15586398
I'm a job creator.

>>15586398
so you're saying I can create more jobs than any president promises just by dumping oil down the drain, flushing baby wipes down the toilet, and tossing batteries in the garbage?
glad I'm doing my country a service

>tfw septic tanklet and can't be drain-grease-pouring master race

>>15586398
have a coworker that just throws everything away in the trash, electronics, cooking pans, batteries literally everything. he says that only people who benefit from recycling are the jews

>>15586505
I miss Trump, bros.

>>15586697
based co-worker

>>15586398

I throw mine in ponds for good luck

>>15586398
Be right back, I have an economy to stimulate.

>>15586392
cunts already made $150k/year
dont need to give them any more money

>>15586392
>backs up your pipes at 11pm on a Friday night
Enjoy that $100 emergency fee on top of your bill.

>>15586505
>not tossing your grease directly on the ground

>>15586837
Thread winner

>>15586995
>Enjoy that $100 emergency fee on top of your bill.
wakey wakey landlord, time to pay to fix my pipes. remember, you aren't allowed to kick me out for nonpayment due to the pandemic.

>>15586392
Not my problem.

>>15586392
I just wash it down with soap so it becomes the local government's problem

Fuck those cunts, I pay taxes, let them work

these are becoming as stupid as the bay leaf threads stop it faggot

>>15587139
>has you evicted for malicious destruction of property
Alternately he just informs all your neighbors that you're the reason why their sewage keeps backing up.

>>15586937
They'll pay a guy to sift through your trash and fine you, as they do for me.
Both the recycling snoop and the garbage snoop tried to fine me for throwing out pizza boxes.

>>15587205
I hope you're a bong or some other kind of Europoor. I've never heard of this in America.

>>15586392
>>15586398
i know what im buying stock in.

>>15587205
lol... brits. end yourself for letting it get so bad

>>15586745
holy based

we get it OP your lonely and want some attention. Its not our fault your mother and father had you on accident. Its not our fault your GF cheated on you. Its not our fault your a failure and a college educated waiter, or some other min wage shit job. But we get it. your a lonely failure and pathetic human. Its ok. Some day somebody or Some animal will love you.

>>15586697
Holy fucking based

>>15586995
>just attract all the wildlife in a square mile to your property

>>15587179
the Baaaaaaay leaf.

>>15587402
It's your pick of small game.

>>15586392
>>/b/
this is spam you fucking faggot. Go be with your kind
asshole

>>15586392
Is it a thing to emulsify the oil with soap first? Does it make much of a difference?

there is no way you can wipe away all the grease from cooking. dirty plates have grease and oil and you aren't wiped greasing plates with paper before washing them. eventually they will clog anyways

>>15587205
>not putting your pizza boxes in the yard waste
ngmi

>>15587179
>expecting niggers to use their last braincell

>save up my oil and do a dump into the sewage drain near the sidewalk once every 3 months under the cover of darkness

its literally that easy

I dug a a 12 inch deep hole in my yard that I pour used grease in. Keep it covered with a piece of plywood with a rock on top. Environmentally friendly and sustainable.

grease is the least of their problems at my local dump lol I been pissing in soda bottles til they're ful and tossing em in the garbage and they probably explode in the truck when they're collecting garbage

>>15586392
I just pour it into the trash after it cools, the mess it makes in the garbage truck is not my fucking problem.

>>15588428
heh same

>>15586398
I flush my batteries and cooking oil down the toilet
No need to reply, I already know I'm based

>>15586392
you could just take a shit in hte middle of your living room. that creates a job for you to clean it.

>>15586697
He sounds like a guy I could be friends with.

>>15588428
>>15588439
based, heres my collection so far

>>15588461
im not a plumber though

>>15586392
You're gonna be the one payin for it lmao

>>15586697
Now that guy is based.

>>15588534
>File: n1teeeiskqg61.jpg

>>15588457
ok phil, be sure to pay your taxes

>>15586392
You can tell these threads are made by an apartmentcuck poorfag. Probably a europoor.

i pour cement into sewers

>>15589598
let's keep this one bumped, shall we?

Just pour some soap down with it and let the hot water run for a minute or two

ezpz

>>15586745
>>15587295
>>15588532
>>15588616
Forgot your meds again schizo

Best threads on /ck/

i shit in the shower

keep 'em coming this is hilarious

we can take this baby to bump limit

>>15586392
i just throw it onto the road

>>15586697
It would be more efficient to separate the garbage mechanically in a plant than give every household its separate gay little containers. Just pick up the one garbagr can per household every second day and throw it all in the centrifuge.

>>15587402
Throw their grease out too, when you're done eating them.

So is there an actual homeowner in the thread? Other than me?

Accept these daily offerings, o greasepit, and have mercy upon all mankind.

>>15589724
I don't believe you. Post proof.

>>15586426
No way you're gonna make more than they
promise, but you'll probably make more than they actually make.

>>15587420
Or maybe 2!

>>15586398
what about the batteries that get tossed into landfills

>>15586398
better yet, you can send a gamer letter to your local congressman and create work for the cleanup crew

>>15586392
Yup, itswhen walking around in nyc and I'm drinking something, when done I throw it on the sidewalk, same with fast food, walk and eat, throw packing and bag wherever, anyone says anything, hey the street cleaners need to work too!
>>15586995
My dick, there's $49.95 sewer/drain snaking company in NYC. Last time I snaked a tenants drain line was a long long time ago and I remember threatening him with violence because he was obviously pouring fats down the kitchen drain and flushing kitchen paper fuckin towels. Life hack, LYE pellets will break that shit grease up and running some hot water after will send it right to the sewer line. I don't know what happens after in the sewers, but I'm willing to bet its not pretty.
>>15587205
In NYC you're technically supposed to throw out pizza boxes in regular garbage, the grease on the cardboard, it fucks up recycling when broken down. To this day I have tenants throwing out pizza boxes covered in grease with paper/cardboard recycling, their excuse is I cut out the grease spots, they can recycle it! Guarantee you once a pizza box pops up even with all the grease spots cut out in a recycling center its thrown to the side and a worker is cussing under his breath.
>>15589598
That's funny, I have a guy coming with one of them drain/sewer cam things today, its either a busted drain pipe under the basement cement floor or some asshole poured cement or some shit down the pipes. Had work done here and they were cutting tiles, a few weeks ago and they were pouring shit down those drain pipes even though I was telling them to drain them down the toilet lines. Who the fuck cares anyway, the cost to repair or remove whatever is there is a write-off.

>>15586392
its really not hard to avoid this. use a paper towel for small jobs. keep an old laundry detergent bottle under the sink for lager jobs. it's not worth fucking up your plumbing. unless you live in an apartment, in which case who gives a fuck?

>>15588534
>be me, in college
>single dorm, but bathroom is all the way down the hall
>naked 24/7
>fuck it, I'll just piss in my soda bottles to save 20 minutes a day
>end of year
>literally 50+ piss-full 2L soda bottles in my dresser drawers and closet
>have to throw them in a suitcase at 1am and walk half a mile to the nearest dumpster and throw them in one by one because it's ten feet tall
>get 2 friends to help
>they're legitimately impressed at the sheer quantity of piss
I hope they exploded at a compactor or something like that, we probably could have used all that stored piss for something interesting if we were more malicious

>>15589724
Yes but even if I lived in an apartment I wouldn't want to wait days for my landlord to hire a plumber.

>>15587201
LMAO
>pour oil down the sink
>get evicted
do americans REALLY?

>>15590337
any photos?

>>15590400
I posted it on 4chan way back when but I've been through several phones since then so unfortunately not

>>15586697
He's not wrong that recycling is vastly overestimated. The "reduce, reuse" are first and second for a reason.

>>15590267
You are providing electricity to those living in such landfills.

>>15586392
One day maybe you'll own your own house and have to pay for your own shit.

>>15590552
>post 2021
>owning anything

>>15590552
Its really not difficult to unclog a drain. You can get a 50ft drain auger for $150. I bought one after I watched a plumber snake a drain in my laundry room and charged me 200 fucking dollars for 15 minutes of work. Fuck plumbers, they are the jews of tradies and a commercial drain cleaner will pay for itself the first time you use it.

>>15590588
That's a lot man, are you in a major city? Asshole plumbers here in NYC charge $300 to snake drain lines and more for sewers when there are services that charge under $100 around. It's a pain though to snake out grease clogs, sometimes you just slosh it around and it won't rinse away when running hot water for the most part.

>>15590588
It's not about whether it's difficult or not. Wiping shit off tile isn't difficult, but why would I shit on my kitchen floor in the first place?

>>15586392
My drain was blocked and it took Thames Water a week to unblock, as it it belongs to them private plumber will no touch it. My idiot neighbours doing pick related.

>>15586392
You're a true visionary creating jobs from the comfort of your kitchen.

>>15591297
Let me guess, Harrow?

>>15586392
wow op you just created more jobs
you should be president

>>15590537
It all gets sent to China now on big, massively polluting bulk cargo ships which creates much more pollution than is solved by recycling.

>>15586392
>clean sink with corrosive chemicals
>pour oil into sink
>throw paper towels and various organic waste into toilet and flush it
>Batteries into garbage
>Glass into garbage, make sure it breaks
>Don't use sink drain catcher and flush a lot of organic shit down the sink aswell, just so I can clean it with more corrosive sink cleaner later
>Barbeque indoors
I am the ultimate job creator

>>15586697
I try to recycle when I can but its fucking pointless. For most of our lifetimes the US has been paying China to process our recycling where they either just dump it into our oceans or turn it into cheap Chinese products and sell it back to us. It's a giant scam.

>>15586697
I'm actually using a perfectly good Teflon pan my old Jew uni roommate threw away. Go figure.

bump

>>15591638
Not anymore since they stopped taking plastic

>rent house
>Flush tons of baby wipes daily down toilet for 2 years
>Move to better house
>Repeat
>Repeat again
>Move in own house
>Throw baby wipes into trash bin


Get fucked niggas

>>15592627


Since this is /ck/ I'll ask something related to the board.

>New house has no gas line
>Electric range
>All my current pots and pans aren't flat
>Buy some at walmart
>They warp on the bottom after some time


Do any fucking pots not warp?

>>15592644
Sounds like you're buying shitty walmart cookware

>>15592644
sounds like it's time for you to get a cast iron

>>15586995
thats where motor oil goes

>>15592723
>when Popular Science was actually good

>>15590552
>own your own house
Oh nonononono...

>>15592644
Do you rinse them in the sink while they are still hotv

>>15591297
That’s probably not a fat berg. Tree roots can fuck a sewer up good. Or you just have really shitty utility workers

>>15592644
If they look warped when they are cool everything is fine. The heat will expanse the metal and they will be flat. Or you have some really shitty pots.

>>15592791
I don't remember which Superman movie this guy was from.

>>15590319
tl;dr

>>15586398
>>15586392
>>15586414
>>15586426
I create loads of jobs by flushing my wet wipes in the toilet.

>>15593479
fatbergs imagine the smell

>>15590319
idc get a real job

>>15588620
STOP HACKING ME YOU NIGGER

I buy a bucket of extremely cheap fully hydrogenated soybean oil and pour it down the drain every friday just so I can fuck with the landlord
the thing has a melting temperature of 80 C

>>15593677
HOLY BASED

This is the funniest shit I've seen in forever. Threads of this quality dont happen often so savor it.

>>15590319
say you're patching drywall. can you flush mud?

i think you can actually bury cooking oil and it's fine

pretty sure.

>>15594885
is semen good for the soil?

>>15594897
do not spill your seed on the ground.
god says.

>>15594901
yeah he's just scared someone will impregnate earth and cuck him
I'm going to NTR god

>>15586697
Pic and phone# plx

>>15594903
you're gambling with your immortal soul.
it's not worth it.

>>15594938
yeah and gods gambling with his dignity
i'm the sort of man to get hit when playing chicken

>>15592644
>Do any fucking pots not warp?
Demeyere Atlantis/Silver7/otherdumbnames or Srirocco

>>15586392
you think theyll get a plumber, itll be your job after you finish your shift

>>15586392
My mom makes soap with it.

>>15586392
Based. Just like how when I fuck your mom I don't wear a rubber in order to make sure that abortion doctors have work.

>>15586392
Grease is what fucks up sewers. Oil is just going to sit in your P/U trap and make your shit not drain right. So do it, faggot, and enjoy your entire house smelling like a fucking public restroom as a result.

>>15586392
>He doesn't know how to clean his sink traps and needs to hire a plumber

>>15586398
Neat I never knew that. Going to throw my big box of used batteries in the trash for next pickup.

this thread is still up from sunday lmao
god bless you ck, and may you drain all your oil straight into your sink

>>15591689
>barbeque indoors
Who are you creating jobs for, the fucking funeral home?