/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Stir FLEXING on u poors

For me it's the humble k-cup

For me its the 50 lbs a minute

What's everyone drinking today? I started my day with a lovely Colombian La Esperanza Cafe Granja Tres Dragones, most intriguing coffee I've ever tasted, very very different, very boozy, with hints of tropical fruit

>>15559544
That's how coffee is supposed to taste. Soon you will realize everything else you've ever enjoyed was swill.

>>15559566
Nah mate, I've had plenty of speciality coffee, this one is insane

>>15559544
I started my day with a proprietary 5 bean espresso blend. Im drinking a washed Huila from columbia right now

I still don't know how to make good cuppa' coffee with a moka pot. I read hours about different methods, tried everything, from the amount of coffee, to grinding my own fresh coffee (tried coarse and fine ground), different extracting speeds, nothing helped. Then one day, after having used one for a few months already, I stopped lying to myself and finally admitted that it tastes like SHIT. Are these things a meme pushed by wannabe Italians?

>>15559544
Original blend from dunkin

>>15559544
Blend of a Kenyan and a Yemeni from batch remnants. It worked very well.

>>15559857
The average italian is not an espresso connoisseur, why do people keep thinking that. Coffee as a hobby is the same in any country, which is to say not very common. The only difference is italians are used to moka pots. With that being said I only use moka to make coffee drinks, I don't like it straight , to me it tastes far worse than pourover. So use it to make cappuccinos, lattes, affogatos, mix with chocolate and so on.

t. eurocu/ck/ that actually knows italians

>>15559393
Look at those fat white hands. Take care of yourself buddy. Beans look like shit too.

>>15559544
I made a cuban espresso this morning. Moka pot coffee. a bunch of sugar, pour some espresso over the sugar in a frother, froth that bitch til it makes a frothed sugar crema, pour into your cup, pour espresso over. Melts the liquid sugar into your cup and a good amount of the foam float through to the top to give a faux crema.

>>15560010
Lmaooooo

>>15559910
How past crop is the yemen? Im sittin on 12,000 lbs from Al Sa'ana.
During the war the saudis litterally destoryed the crops and salted the earth its hard to get now

>>15559944
I agree with this.
The coffee in france shits on the coffee in italy

>>15560161
Summer 2020. Still tastes great.

>>15560304
Interesting. It is from the Rayan Mill?

>>15560304
Also, are you saying you purchased it last summer or it was picked, milled and exported last summer making it current crop 20/21

>>15560368
t. warehouse worker

Don't let bossman catch you on your phone.

>>15560729
Ok yea bro totally! You got me! I cant POSSIBLY be on my own production floor!!!!

Also, honey washed is SO 2019 do u even barrel your green with the mucilage like wine?

>>15560729
See
>>>15554053

>>15560873
Posting pictures of jute bags is proof of equity now kek.

>>15560982
What does equity mean? Are you a leftist?

>>15560982
See>>15560938

>>15559874
baste

>>15560982
If you had brains you would ask questions about coffee, tea, esp machines, green coffee or the like instead you decide to piss ur pants over if your pouring hot water over coffee grinds like ur favorite youtube star

>>15561049
Break is almost over. No phones on the floor. You should know that by now.

>>15561045
*Liked a post*
DD are really about that life. You can drink a DD coffee anywhere in the country and it tastes the same everywhere anytime from a blending perspective that is very impressive considering the variations of crops recently.
They have there roasters split into regions w. 10 roasting facilities operating in each region. Its actually extremely impressive.

>>15561054
Lol

>>15561065
>They have there roasters

Spoken like a true warehouse monkey.

>>15561071
>>15560938

>>15561100
Liffin the bags now bossman. Just over to that other shelf?

>>15561271
Yeah

>>15561312
8am posts the day after you're heading to "your" warehouse. Had to get someone to open up. They not trust you with keys or what?

>>15559544
Dark roast organic honduras in the memepress
>>15561065
I've read a theory that DD and starbucks burn their beans on purpose so that they taste the same everywhere. I'm inclined to believe it since starbucks coffee tastes like mud

>>15560982
Look. I know im responding to a mongoloid, i know. But i have to tell you. You dont know anything about coffee. Read all the faggot books you want. Go to coffee fest and turn your nose up to the italians and masturbate over synesso. Go pay thousands of dollars to be a q gradee and look at coffee under a uv light. Go for it. I dont even care. Just remember kid, i was stripping trucks of supremos while you were in fucking poopy pants diapers. I remeber when Choc full of Nuts delivered coffee in a fucking rolls royce. Your playing yourself, kid.

I have over 100 specialy offerings from 97 different countries of origin in contianer quanities AT ALL TIMES. Wow you say mr. Coffee broker bean KANG you just doxed yourself on the internet, but i dont care. Fuck you. Ive been doing this so long i was playing golf with the nca guys before it blew up ive been a member and disbarred by the scaa more times then your punk ass has even been on there mailing list. Ive FUCKED my way through more coffee roasters secrateries than you even have in your rolodex. I have a warehouse filled with over $1,000,000 of espresso equipment laying DEFUNCT.

People like you, kid, people like your are marks, customers, losers. Go ahead, drink your shitty overextracted coffee; freeze your green coffee; hook up pid machines to your little home.use espresso machines, buy a 1 bag Lorring. But to me kid, youll always be a loser and a faggot

I like the idea of Kurasu's coffee subscription but the price ends up being too high due to international shipping. Any suggestions on other subscription offers?

>go to local coffee shop
> find their bags of coffee, no roasted by/roasted on date, not even a fucking use by date
> hang my head in shame and buy whole bean coffee at starbucks that says "use by" because idk where to get really fresh beans

Where do I go? Do stores like Fresh market or whole foods have fresh coffee? Where do I buy some shit that is actually recently roasted?

>>15562254
If a cafe has beans available for delivery on doordash or uber eats then it's likely to be freshly roasted. I then go to the store. But I found that this leaves out more niche cafes

What's a good hand grinder? I'm tired of buying ground coffe.

>>15562224
No but try the ethiopian refisa if you put in an order. $20 shipping but it hit my doorstep in 3 days.

>>15562326
Worth the $20 shipping?

I got a hario v60 pour over thing and scale and all this shit so I can do it right
so far just trying starbucks breakfast blend, pls someone recommend something better cause this kinda tastes like shit even when I get it all right, its just...eh...not very satisfying

>>15562224
Why even fall for a (((subscription)))? Just find a roaster that you like, ideally close by, and order from them as needed.

>>15562372
>uses preground starbucks blend
>why my cofee taste bad???
If you weren't terminally retarded, the answer would be obvious.

>>15559380
>didn't put /coffee/ in the subject field

>>15562460
this is the poser coffee thread

>>15562460
Whatever retard has been making these threads recently changed it to /coffee/ instead of /ctg/, presumably not understanding how generals work, which is the more concerning issue to me

>>15562442
I'm not asking why it taste bad
I'm saying tell me what to get to make taste good
sure I could just get anything else
but tell me whats good

>>15562366
I got a bunch of shit last time I ordered. Origami, some drip bags, few cannisters, a scoop and a matcha whisk. If you're going to eat flat rate shipping, make it worth it.

>>15562514
>>15562533
Well I mean, the larping wagecuck started this one. What do you expect?

>>15562614
see>>15562124

>>15562711
That was really funny the first four times that you did it and I think the fifth time managed to be even funnier. How about you do it one more time so I have an excuse to do something funny myself?

>>15562254
name the city ur in

>>15562721
Look. I know im responding to a mongoloid, i know. But i have to tell you. You dont know anything about coffee. Read all the faggot books you want. Go to coffee fest and turn your nose up to the italians and masturbate over synesso. Go pay thousands of dollars to be a q gradee and look at coffee under a uv light. Go for it. I dont even care. Just remember kid, i was stripping trucks of supremos while you were in fucking poopy pants diapers. I remeber when Choc full of Nuts delivered coffee in a fucking rolls royce. Your playing yourself, kid.

I have over 100 specialy offerings from 97 different countries of origin in contianer quanities AT ALL TIMES. Wow you say mr. Coffee broker bean KANG you just doxed yourself on the internet, but i dont care. Fuck you. Ive been doing this so long i was playing golf with the nca guys before it blew up ive been a member and disbarred by the scaa more times then your punk ass has even been on there mailing list. Ive FUCKED my way through more coffee roasters secrateries than you even have in your rolodex. I have a warehouse filled with over $1,000,000 of espresso equipment laying DEFUNCT.

People like you, kid, people like your are marks, customers, losers. Go ahead, drink your shitty overextracted coffee; freeze your green coffee; hook up pid machines to your little home.use espresso machines, buy a 1 bag Lorring. But to me kid, youll always be a loser and a faggot

but sirly, buy my beans

>>15562733
>i was stripping trucks of supremos while you were in fucking poopy pants diapers

You're still unloading trucks of kirkland signature supremo.

>>15559544
Lavazza original in an aeropress using the inverted method

>>15562733
This is my first time ever seeing this copypasta and I already love it.

Look. I know im responding to a mongoloid, i know. But i have to tell you. You dont know anything about coffee. Read all the faggot books you want. Go to coffee fest and turn your nose up to the italians and masturbate over synesso. Go pay thousands of dollars to be a q gradee and look at coffee under a uv light. Go for it. I dont even care. Just remember kid, i was stripping trucks of supremos while you were in fucking poopy pants diapers. I remeber when Choc full of Nuts delivered coffee in a fucking rolls royce. Your playing yourself, kid.

I have over 100 specialy offerings from 97 different countries of origin in contianer quanities AT ALL TIMES. Wow you say mr. Coffee broker bean KANG you just doxed yourself on the internet, but i dont care. Fuck you. Ive been doing this so long i was playing golf with the nca guys before it blew up ive been a member and disbarred by the scaa more times then your punk ass has even been on there mailing list. Ive FUCKED my way through more coffee roasters secrateries than you even have in your rolodex. I have a warehouse filled with over $1,000,000 of espresso equipment laying DEFUNCT.

People like you, kid, people like your are marks, customers, losers. Go ahead, drink your shitty overextracted coffee; freeze your green coffee; hook up pid machines to your little home.use espresso machines, buy a 1 bag Lorring. But to me kid, youll always be a loser and a faggot

but sirly, buy my beans

>>15562514
i bet you don't ever OWN a 9barista

>>15559544
I'm about to make an espresso with an Ethiopian natural. Fruit cakey and berried.

>>15559857
Get coffee you like and don't skimp. You might just not like the method but I learned to love it once I found beans I liked and grinded them fresh. Makes the best poorfag cappuccino.

>>15559857
How many times have you posted this now?

>>15562812
Why would I even want one when I have a $500,000 custom built espresso station in each of my 3 coffee plantation estate houses? What are you poor?

Anyone here add baking soda to their coffee to neutralize acidity and other benefits?

>>15562978
Based

Why don't more people just use pourover?

>>15563250
they do. just not everybody is an insufferable ass about it. the humble melitta cone is timeless

>>15563250
Once you split "instant," automated home machines and "I got it from the cafe up the road," and are left with the hobby side of coffee, I would argue that pourover would be one of the most common methods of brewing coffee out there. I mean fuck, Chemex is fucking ancient.

>>15563250
Plebs can't handle the power of the Melita filter and the Krups spinny blade grinder.

What's the diff between a cone that has lines top to bottom and one with lines only halfway?

>>15563437
They dont mean shit. Its all bs. Filter paper & grind is more imporant thab any of those gimmicks

For me its the If You Care unbleached #4 filter

>>15562254
Buy them online
They will arrive at peak post roast freshness

>>15563386
>krups
Based

>>15563250
They don't know, or they are lazy. Or they don't mind having half a counter taken up with a unitasker

>>15563451
ok thanks

I won't buy another ceramcone

>>15563451
Flat bottom degen. You'd have Jianing's girldick in your mouth before the drawdown.

>>15563250
Time per cup. If you're making coffee for multiple people or want a double portion to take to work, it takes far too long. It's best for people who are the sole coffee drinker of a household and have time, but most people don't. Hence why the keurig is so ubiquitous.

>>15563619
Noooo not my heckin harioinoooooo nooo you cant just use a standard filter!!! It needs to be proprietary to the coneeeeeeee!!!!!

>>15563629
How much coffee do you drink in one sitting? My mom uses a #4 and it makes 6 cups easy. Then if we want more we just spend 5 minutes making more and chat while it brews

>>15559380
I stopped drinking coffee after my best friend died.

>>15563646
I suppose I don't understand the pour over as well as I thought. I was under the impression that it made a single cup at a time. I suppose it makes sense that I could place the cone atop my thermos and just fill it up.
To answer your question though, 2-3 cups throughout the day. I normally use a drip for company and an aeropress for myself, which is fairly time consuming.

>>15563642
I don't even shell out for cafecs. Hario. Size 2. Tabbed.

This is captian Kathryn Janeway of the federation warship voyager demanding that you surrender your favorite blend of coffee immediately

This is captian Kathryn Janeway of the federation warship Voyager demanding you surrender the names of your favorite blends of coffee immediately

Sup guys. God I love coffee.

Is there any go to electric gooseneck kettle?

>>15565309
Get a cheap stove top one if you're in the kitchen. Electric kettles are for consoomers or tea.

>>15565429
They're common as fuck in most of the world - you guys don't tend to go for it because of your 110v power, it takes too long to boil.

>>15562254
whole foods definitely does, and if you live near a whole foods you almost certainly live near a number of roasters where you can get good freshly roasted beans

>>15563386
>Melita filter and the Krups spinny blade grinder.

absolutely based combo

>that first sip of the day

My eyes roll back in my head.

>>15565309
Stagg ekg.

>>15559380
Does anyone have experience with Ge'Longhi?

My main question is about affordable, easiest to clean maintain, and durable espresso machine.

Was thinking about getting this:
https://www.delonghi.com/en-us/products/coffee-and-espresso/coffee-makers/grinders/kg-521m-0177111042

I just wonder how long it will last, seeing as it pretty expensive for coffee maker.

>>15566642
>https://www.delonghi.com/en-us/products/coffee-and-espresso/coffee-makers/grinders/kg-521m-0177111042

Thats a coffee grind maker, not a coffee maker. It makes grounds.

>affordable, easiest to clean maintain, and durable espresso machine.

Get a flair.

>>15566660
Oh shit your right :( wow 200 for a grinder what?

What about this moka pot, will it make good espresso?

https://www.delonghi.com/en-us/products/coffee-and-espresso/coffee-makers/moka/alicia-emk-6-0132035010

>>15566692
It doesn't make espresso, but it's nice enough if you can get it to work properly.

>>15566730
It says it makes authentic espresso?

>>15566736
It lies

>>15566736
A Moka Pot does not produce 9 bars of pressure (1-2 bars). The only stove top machine that produces 9 bars is the 9Barista (pic related) - which is much more expensive.

>>15565309
I've got a brewista, it's pretty good

>>15566752
It's not a stove top machine though. So you're saying it makes authentic espresso?

>>15566752
Interesting, what about a stand alone automatic one? I'm looking for something that will make more than one cup of espresso at once automatically.

>>15566662
If you're on a budget stay the fuck away from espresso. It's a totally unnecessary luxury to have at home. Try filter, cafetiere, or maybe a mocha pot.

>>15566769
>totally unnecessary luxury to have at home
That's what you think. Maybe I'm willing to put up the extra cash, I just want it to last and little maintenance.

>>15566752
That Barista9 is really cute, would it be degenerate to add espresso to my regular pour over morning brew? that way I get benefits of both?

>>15566765
I've looked at it (I'm half asleep) and it still doesn't make espresso - a moka pot is a moka pot, no matter how you dress it up. Nothing wrong with a moka pot, but that's false advertising.
>>15566766
You'd need a big (ish) counter top machine for that.

>>15566790
You can do as you please tbqh

>>15566790
I don't think any method of coffee consumption is degenerate but I am curious what you consider to be the benefits of espresso and pour over and how they will be preserved after mixing.

>>15566845
I had impression that espresso gets more out of your coffee, Now I am seeing that it requires 9bar of pressure as a target for most espresso makers, in order to extract the most benefit. (benefits being the extra vitamins and caffeine, thicker richer coffee.)

I also like having something to sip on all morning until lunch. So having that tiny shot of espresso dumped into my usual americano might be a good way to go.

>>15566868
espresso doesn't extract more from the coffee, it just uses less water and time (the rest is just marketing)

>>15566876
According to research, they show there are more dissolved solids, which is why a good espresso is much thicker.

>>15566790
Its called a redeye.

>>15566891
nice, great minds think alike huh

>>15566883
Espresso is thicker because it has less water in it and there isn't a paper filter removing the oil

>>15566913
Move over espresso, I just found out about Turkish coffee grinders!

>>15566913
>there isn't a paper filter removing the oil

Nearly there. Espresso is textured because theres about 130bs per square inch of pressure expressing more oil. Try making a 2:1 pourover and tell me how that works.

I'm out of specialty coffee again. Why is this shit so expensive? Should I spend 9.5€/250g for some great specialty or just spend 3.5€/250g for supermarket single origin?

>>15567321
I gotta stop being poor and forced to choose.

Starbucks periodically throws away all of their beans, I go there to collect coffee grounds almost every day for gardening, and the girls working at mine recognize me like me and give me dozens of pounds of free coffee beans every other week or so.

We have about 6 containers full.

>>15567368
immensely based.

>>15567368
Jesus those beans look burnt. Glad you're recycling grounds though. I started drying mine out in a pie tin so they don't mold and I've got a stash for spring.

>>15566784
>Maybe I'm willing to put up the cash
Okay, good for you then, I've got one too, i just wouldn't suggest it to someone who thinks 200bones for a grinder is too much. And if your goal is just a good cup of coffee then it is an unnecessary luxury
>Last and little maintenance
An espresso machine usually requires more maintenance than a v60 or cafetiere

>>15559544
I've been drinking all of a bag of this Haitian coffee I bought from a small roaster in Miami. The tasting notes seemed very promising but the roast has been awful, I will not buy from them again (Panther Roasters for anyone interested to know). Anyway I've had coronavirus for 3 weeks and I can't smell anything and can barely taste anything so I've just been drinking shitty coffees while it doesn't matter.

I just bought a double anaerobic from Colombia that I'm super hyped for because I love anaerobic coffees, but it'll be one to stash away in the freezer until I have my sense of smell back.

>>15561031
>What does equity mean?

Do people actually buy coffee makers instead of just using an electric kettle and french press? Why would anyone do this?

>>15562733
>I am an impressive big man
>posting on 4channel

>>15567443
My wife, french grandparents, prefers the darker roast but they also give us blonde which is pretty good and has a lot more caffeine and flavor. I agree Starbucks means way too burnt for me typically, but it goes good for reloading the Nespresso and for the moka pot.

I actually want my bean grounds to mold. I've been composting them literally hundreds of pounds, with hundreds of pounds of wood chips.

>>15567668
I'm using them to refresh soil, any white mold goes in my compost, and the dry grinds enrich my compost tea.
Its going to be like -3 tomorrow so I haven't been making it out to my pile lately. Pie tin ontop of a computer for a little heat gets them bone dry in about a day or so then I've been filling 62oz m&m containers from sams club.

>>15567643
They sell them by the thousands on black friday.

>>15567639
He's not very convincing heh.

>>15567712
That's a really great idea and it's excellent for refreshing the soil. Where we live we have an extraordinarily high ph and very dense clay soil, so it helps to both introduce more acids to neutralize the base and the organic matter helps to break up the clay.

I'll add a few hundred pounds of sand towards the end to help even out the wood chips.

we've had snow about five times in the last month and my compost pile actually melts the snow and the area around it because it's so warm. I also pee on it everyday.

>>15567712
>his coffee requires a tampon every time
I will never ever use anything other than a french press.

Recommend a good UK roastery please

>>15567777
What? Instead of throwing my grounds in the trash I throw them into a tin. Its the same amount of effort.

>>15567712
Mulched leaves, alfalfa, and grass make up the bulk of my pile. Mulch the leaves in fall, let them break down over winter, add some shredded grass, alfalfa pellets and cow shit in early spring to start the engines. I figured if I'm taking the time to roast the beans, I may as well get the most benefit out of it.

>>15567839
>What? Instead of throwing my grounds in the trash I throw them into a tin. Its the same amount of effort.
Talking about the filters obviously.

>>15567870
I trash those. Have fun rinsing steel mesh daily.

>>15559544
Folgers microwaved in Pyrex, and strained with a plastic, camping section sieve.

>>15567637
Miami local here, Panther is dog shit and I don't know why everyone in town sucks its dick when there's better roasters around

>>15567792
Square Mile

I drank coffee once and then had to take a dump so bad I literally had to run to the toilet which was nearly impossible because I had to crap so bad. NEVER doing that again! I honestly dont know whats wrong with you people you must have some sort of poop fetish to like this vile liquid so much that you post in a general thread about it.

>>15559380
taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody

>>15569528
I like when my stomach gurgles.

>>15567643
It's got a timer so that it's ready by the time you wake up, and you don't care about how the coffee tastes when you drown it in cream and sugar.

All this discussion about mesoamerican and african coffees, does nobody drink brazilian anymore? Anyways, is it possible to not get fine grounds on the bottom of your moka pot coffee or is an inevitable? My moka coffee always comes murky as fuck compared to my Melitta filter coffee and tastes a lot stronger. I don't know if I'm failing to turn the heat off at the right time or if it's supposed to be like that.

>>15569933
I drink mostly Ethiopian at the moment but there's still some Brazilian stuff I like.

>Anyways, is it possible to not get fine grounds on the bottom of your moka pot coffee or is an inevitable?
Easy thing to check there is grinder consistency - if you're producing fines along with the desired grind size, that's what's gonna end up there. Four things you can do:

1- Suck it up
2- Buy an expensive grinder
3- Buy an expensive set of "coffee sieves" and waste a little coffee because it sorts the fines and boulders out and you throw them away
4- put down a couple of sheets of paper towel, pour your ground coffee onto it, rub it around and then pour it back into something - the fines will be trapped in the paper towel.

>>15569933
> he drinks out of aluminum like a 3rd worlder

>>15570040
I'm working on the whole grinder thing, I'm currently too poor for one. The only reason I can afford proper brazilian coffee is because, well, I live right in a coffee producing region in Brazil, but unfortunately hardware is expensive as fuck. I go to a local cafe every week to buy new grounds. I'll try the paper towel trick, thanks anon.

>>15570250
I AM a third worlder, so checkmate faggot. Still, I'd say I drink 80% of my coffee from a cloth filter, 10% from paper and 10% from moka.

Anyone here ever try any beans from Onyx? Was thinking of buying some from them soon for espresso.

>>15570280
I’d stop if you don’t want mush brain by the time you’re 50

>>15567652

Look. I know im responding to a mongoloid, i know. But i have to tell you. You dont know anything about coffee. Read all the faggot books you want. Go to coffee fest and turn your nose up to the italians and masturbate over synesso. Go pay thousands of dollars to be a q gradee and look at coffee under a uv light. Go for it. I dont even care. Just remember kid, i was stripping trucks of supremos while you were in fucking poopy pants diapers. I remeber when Choc full of Nuts delivered coffee in a fucking rolls royce. Your playing yourself, kid.

I have over 100 specialy offerings from 97 different countries of origin in contianer quanities AT ALL TIMES. Wow you say mr. Coffee broker bean KANG you just doxed yourself on the internet, but i dont care. Fuck you. Ive been doing this so long i was playing golf with the nca guys before it blew up ive been a member and disbarred by the scaa more times then your punk ass has even been on there mailing list. Ive FUCKED my way through more coffee roasters secrateries than you even have in your rolodex. I have a warehouse filled with over $1,000,000 of espresso equipment laying DEFUNCT.

People like you, kid, people like your are marks, customers, losers. Go ahead, drink your shitty overextracted coffee; freeze your green coffee; hook up pid machines to your little home.use espresso machines, buy a 1 bag Lorring. But to me kid, youll always be a loser and a faggot

but sirly, buy my beans

>>15567637
desu its not haitain coffee, its dominican coffee Cafe Kreyole imports

t.Look. I know im responding to a mongoloid, i know. But i have to tell you. You dont know anything about coffee. Read all the faggot books you want. Go to coffee fest and turn your nose up to the italians and masturbate over synesso. Go pay thousands of dollars to be a q gradee and look at coffee under a uv light. Go for it. I dont even care. Just remember kid, i was stripping trucks of supremos while you were in fucking poopy pants diapers. I remeber when Choc full of Nuts delivered coffee in a fucking rolls royce. Your playing yourself, kid.

I have over 100 specialy offerings from 97 different countries of origin in contianer quanities AT ALL TIMES. Wow you say mr. Coffee broker bean KANG you just doxed yourself on the internet, but i dont care. Fuck you. Ive been doing this so long i was playing golf with the nca guys before it blew up ive been a member and disbarred by the scaa more times then your punk ass has even been on there mailing list. Ive FUCKED my way through more coffee roasters secrateries than you even have in your rolodex. I have a warehouse filled with over $1,000,000 of espresso equipment laying DEFUNCT.

People like you, kid, people like your are marks, customers, losers. Go ahead, drink your shitty overextracted coffee; freeze your green coffee; hook up pid machines to your little home.use espresso machines, buy a 1 bag Lorring. But to me kid, youll always be a loser and a faggot

but sirly, buy my beans

>Sette 270Wi
>Niche Zero grinder
I can easily afford a Niche but the price gives me butterflies.
Or there a better grinder for espresso cheaper than a niche?

>>15570662
Just remembered that the eureka mignon-specialita 55 exists.

>>15570662
By all accounts, the Niche provides excellent performance for its price, and can do pourover and espresso well with its burrs. The biggest problem with the Niche is actually getting your hands on one, unless you're getting a secondhand one.

>>15570682
I failed to read that on the website I was going through, I am too tired today to make a $$$ decision.

>>15570696
I've got a Sette 270 (non-grind by weight version), and it's pretty solid. I'm hoping to upgrade to a Niche someday, though.

>>15570662
Just get the niche. Good burrs, quiet motor, low retention and single dose. What more could you want for espresso. ~400 more nets you a based hg-1 tho.

>>15570762
I'll take that into consideration.

>>15567792
Foundry, Atkinson's, Black Cat, Crankhouse, Extract ... the list goes on.

>>15569702
Hey, just wanted to let you know I'm proud of you, anon.

>uk
>good coffee

anon...ur poor taste is showing

>>15571885
We don't produce it you retard. We roast beans like any other country does.

>>15572468
you have terrible coffee culture. you fucking moron, i didn't mean you grow it, you can't even grow fruit in your horrid climate.

i meant that you have no taste, and roast and blend some horrible coffees

>>15572468
see
>>15570462

>>15572840
Bad in what way? Imo a lot of english roasted stuff is too light and acidic, especially the stuff from a lot of the hipster roasteries recommended on here. But we do have some nice coffee

>>15572840
We grow god tier strawberries and apples you pleb

>>15572898
yea so good countries are lining up for your fruit exports right o chap

>>15572892
you just named it. the uk has no reference to coffee culture, the coffees are high acidic and terrible. your espresso culture is abhorrent. its a big fucking joke in the international communities. the ICO and the ICO library are a bunch of faggots i could go on but its not worth it.

>>15572840
mostly true, all the "best" roasters and cafes here sell 95% shit overly acidic and light coffees that everyone loves, but like every country you can eventually find what you like. Whenever on holiday all over europe the standard of coffee is so much higher if you just walk into any cafe

>>15572925
>you just named it. the uk has no reference to coffee culture, the coffees are high acidic and terrible. your espresso culture is abhorrent.
Yeah i completely agree, the thing you come to realise is all these faggy roasters who roast this shit, don't actually drink espresso, it's roasted for filter. But like this anon said
>>15572929
Good coffee can be found, it's just not in the "cool" coffee shops, and not in london

>>15572840
>>15572846
Shizo faggots.

>>15572948
t. toothless brit

your a fucking moron

>>15572954
>your
lmao ya seethe

>>15572961

>>15572969
look in the mirror ya fag

>>15572971
>ya
it *you*

>>15572980
>It
It's*

>>15572990
kek what an illiterate bitch.

>James hoffman guest months
>Every video is about minorities in coffee
Kek, every time

>>15559380
I've been playing around with roasting, making different kinds of coffee, etc. I've had what seems to be decent espresso, but I haven't ever bought really high end roasted beans. What should I get if a want the quintessential "good coffee" experience? I want something that I can strive for in roasting. Not money no object, but this isn't something I'll be drinking all the time.

>>15559544

Community coffee mixed with ravens brew

>>15573370
Welcome to February. You can expect it again in about 11 months. Happens every year.

>>15573491
I don't remember it happening last year on his channel.

>>15564133
Zen Lotus and Zen Brazil

>>15565309
fellow stagg ekg

>>15566784
>I just want it to last and little maintenance.
then get a manual like a flair or get a 9barista

>>15566868
>benefits being the extra vitamins and caffeine, thicker richer coffee.
god you're a fucking retard

>>15566868
>So having that tiny shot of espresso dumped into my usual americano
holy fuck i didn't even finish reading your post before but i wish i had
pour-over/filter coffee is not an Americano you categorical mongoloid mutt

My current setup, looking to buy a flair right now, but which one? Pro or Pro 2? Or one of the cheaper ones?

>>15574426
What's your grinder? Because you absolutely need to have one that grinds well for espresso before you should consider getting a Flair.

>>15566784
You'll need a $150 hand grinder or a $400 electric grinder before you think about getting a machine. If you're wanting cheap, buy one of those Nespresso pod machines; don't buy a cheap espresso machine because it's a waste of money.

Why do you people shill the Flair so hard?

>>15574254
um, 9barista is trash and for trannys only

>>15574771
cause 9 barista, niche, and flair all pay shills here

t. millionaire coffee broker

>>15574771
Because it and the Robot are the only sub-$500 espresso machines that can make decent espresso.

>>15574792
>he doesn't own a Gaggia Classic

>>15574792
Okay but it's also an extreme pain in the ass to use properly and operates at about 1% the efficiency of an actual espresso machine. Why would you recommend people to waste $200 on a meme lever instead of just saving until they can afford a $500 entry-level machine?

>>15574803
>Getting the Gaggia when the Silvia is only a little bit more
ISHYGDDT

Just used an aeropress for the first time. Even with grounds, it was better than Starbucks. At last I truly see.

>>15574811
I wouldn't say it's that much more of a pain to use compared to a single-boiler machine, especially when you take regular cleaning into account. And if you don't need to steam milk, the espresso machine only automates the heating of the water and the applying of pressure. And I'd argue that a semiautomatic machine is really only an upgrade over the manual machines once you get to the ones that have PID temperature control, because thermal management is the biggest weakness of the manual machines.

>>15574803
got mine for 15 bong quids broken, took 10 minutes to fix

>>15574811
Not a pain in the ass at all, unless you're trying to pull multiple shots in succession without extra baskets. My stagg ekg probably heats up quicker than the gaggia or silvia as well. Maintenance consists of brushing out a basket and lubing your orings every few months. You'd also have to be retarded to break it in any way.

>>15574783
>t. tranny

>>15574954
see
>>15570462

>>15574972

>>15574972
>What does equity mean?

>>15574787
Faggot

>>15574972
t. multimillionaire flair owner

>>15575233
post checking account

>>15575233
stocks are not liquid
let me know what happens when your withdrawal gets denied ;^)

>>15575625
this guy gets it

>>15575625
why would it get denied? cause he made too much money and made it more than your dumb retard ass ever will? get the rope

>>15575676
>

>>15575732
>europoor cope

>>15574833
enjoy your extra plastics poisoning

>>15575757
>

>>15575757
if you look, it says he made 2 million in a month. captiol gains tax is around 17 percent if he puts in into an inter vivos trust.
thats 340,000k in federal income tax off the top if he cashes our right now. If you also note, his app says it accrued that value in the past month, meaning if he has ups and downs like that, he is ACTUALLY a multimillionaire many times over and doesn't need a piece of shit esp machine or it means that he made some srs trades on someone else dime. I would like to see his ytd growth.


t. >>15570462

>>15575757
post bugatti

>>15575894
Thats just my shitcoins bro. Get back to work. Bags aren't going to stack themselves.

This is the worst coffee thread I've seen so far. Fucking bastard rich faggot dickbags. You guys need to shut the fuck up. You ruin everything you touch, including coffee. You fucking ruin the whole board. You ruin the world. I hate you and I hope you fucking die and burn in hell. Cunts.

Being proud of making this board suck dicks is fucking disgusting. Get the fuck off of my fucking planet, losers.

>>15562254
My Costco has local fresh shit

2 small spoons of coffee and 2 big spoons of water, shake that bad boy really well, add 4 normal sized ice cubes and fill it with water and BAM, iced coffee with the taste of actual blood for my vampire hunter folk from /x/

Anyone tried Turkish coffee with cardamom?

Mmm... latte art.

Previously >>15537868

>>15559393
>t. doraemon

can anyone advise what sort of improvement in espresso I could expect moving from the comandante to electric grinding e.g. mignon specialita or niche zero

in my head surely you're paying for the motor and features and shit, surely the quality can be just as good with a hand grinder? So far I've been OKish with dialling in with the comandante, I'm tempted by the upgrade that makes the clicks finer, but I think my main problems with consistency possibly come from the stock basket that came with my Elizabeth or my prep

>>15577549
Doesn't make coffee taste better but sure is pretty.

>>15574811
Because its the cheapest way to get into actual 9 bar espresso to see if you actually like taking the time to make espresso at home before falling into an expensive gearhead hobby. Better having spent 200$ and realizing espresso at home is not worth it. Plus it's not that tedious.

>>15578047
Objectively wrong as visual appearance affects taste to a decent degree. It's why plating a dish matters. Good visuals will always elevate perceived taste.

>>15578406
you are so fucking autistic

>>15577930
You've answered your own question, generally speaking. Although I would think the Niche's bigger burrs are more favourable than the C40's for espresao, if you see what I mean. The Niche is likely easier to dial in too.

I work part time as a barista in Ontario at a cafe that make donuts and bread. People are lining up in under -10c weather to pay 5 bucks for Americanos. Some bitch even drove from half hour away in a snow storm yesterday.

>>15559544
made a little flat white while dosing the grinder at work today.

>>15578506
I feel you, I work at a shop and people will legit show up in like -20 in a snowstorm to order a large blended monstrosity because they are pinheads.
'ate people
'ate my customers
'luv cobbee
simple as

>>15569772
>you don't care about how the coffee tastes when you drown it in cream and sugar.
Yikes.

>>15578463
thanks

>>15578558
Do they let you eat those little cakes too?

>>15579024
Yeah, if I buy them. I don't like sweets though.

>>15576528
Hey man its fine, Covid will be over soon and you can get back to having no reason for your life being fucked again. Just like god intended.

>>15559380
Who here heavy whipped cream gang?

>>15580401
based compressed chad.

>>15576528
t. minimum wage cafe manager for stump town

>"manual" espresso
>pour over "method"
>"dialing in"
>"pull" a shot
>"tasting notes"

>>15576528
This is what peak cringe looks like.

>>15580859
based

>>15579789
>Covid will be over soon
oh sweet summer child

>>15580882
Fuck you, you piece of shit.

>>15580882
Little faggot on the internet. Durr durr meme words groupthink, amirite guys? hahaha!

>>15581068
>>15581047
imagine being poor AND stupid lol

>>15578406
Eat in the dark in a double-blind test.

>>15581422
What does it feel like being such a huge piece of shit?

>>15581530
idk, look in the mirror and tell me?

>>15581578
Post your company name, chickenshit.

>>15581584
LMAOOOO

yea bro totally let me just post my info on 4chan

>>15581597
So you're a piece of shit and a huge chickenshit pussy. Nice. How's that feel?

>>15581602
i bet it feels better than being poor like you,
I'm emailing with my columbian contacts, drinking a 9 percent beer, with my hot wife, just gave her some diamonds for valentines day shit was CASH. i literally had sex like 3 hours ago. also, checked my bank accounts, make 200k yesterday cause some checks cleared.

what r u doing?

>>15581602
also, my little antifa tranny friend, you wouldnt even be DRINKING coffee without people like me.

>>15580859
>half a bottle of cream and enough sugar to get diabetes to cover the awful taste of instant coffee

>>15581611
I don't believe you, chickenshit. Sounds made up. But if any of that is true, you won't post your company's name because you're a fucking asshole and doing so would severely hurt your business. So you do know you're a piece of shit, but you have to pretend you're not in public. What a sad fucking life. Jesus.

You don't know a thing about me other than I think you're a faggot. What I'm doing right now is talking to you and trying to learn about you. You keep talking to me like a fucking retard. But you shouldn't. You really should shut the fuck up.

>>15581651
Yeah, I am trying to figure out who not to buy coffee from. I would not buy coffee from you if I knew who to avoid. But you're a devious little ratfuck, aren't ya?

>>15581597
You offered to sell me greens, but won't disclose the importer paying you $10 an hour.

>>15581660
>>15581668
You're arguing with a warehouse monkey who doesn't even have keys to the building.

>>15581711
>>15581668
>>15581660
boy I'm laughin

>>15581711
>>15581668
>>15581660
see

>>15570462

>>15581711
Eh, I'm just calling out his stupid shit. He's either full of shit or a huge pussy. Why don't you make the next /ctg/? This is a nasty thread. I don't like this one at all. Fucking ugliness.

>>15581720
>>15581729
Shut up, retard.

>>15581752
ill make a new one for you. Im sorry its not just a thread full of faggots posting their shitty overpriced underperforming 9baristas.

nobody even ASKED about the anaerobic zambian coffee, how it was made etc.

fags are larping about "black honey" but can't even handle really interested processed coffee

>>15581757
i can just see you seething over there

>>15581765
Post your company name, pussy.

>>15581798
no, my beans are to strong for you traveler

>>15581807
Sure, ratfuck.

>if I insult him he will stop being richer and more successful than me

>>15581752
>He's either full of shit or a huge pussy
Both

>Why don't you make the next /ctg/?

He's just going to shit up that one too. Guy pops up every few months, mouths off, proves he doesn't know shit, then fades away.

>>15581825
Again, I already posted proof positive I've got more liquid assets. You think you're able to clean out your boss' warehouse before I click sell on 6 exchanges? You're a wagie.

>>15581825
Are you that guy who inhereted a roasting business from his father?

>>15581838
Btw, posting that was a dick move. I've had arguments with you in previous threads when you're being an asshole. You need to keep that in check.

>>15581839
sadly, no, i built my business through sweat and tears. I did inherit a large amount of debt and some shitty cars from my father.

>>15581838
oh yea, you posted a coinbase screenshot.

post tax return faggot

>>15581851
Well there you go. Because that guy seemed kind of nice.

>>15581848
You think there was a quicker way to put a pallet jockey in his place?

>>15581854
You've posted jute and fat white fingers faggot.

>>15581857
I think the coffee thread shouldn't be a dick measuring contest. It ruins it. People just want to talk about coffee.

>>15581866
yes, because unlike you I A) don't need validation from 4chan and B) don't have 10,000,000$ worth of shitcoins so i do need to maintain some congeniality in the real world to keep the green flowing. you did inspire me though, i bought some coins. if your really an autist I'm sure u can check the blockchain and find my transaction based on the timeline of this thread.

maybe you would understand if you weren't a literal autist.

>>15581875
Again, I typically post roast logs and SEP graphs. Faggotry is pervasive however, and you're right. I shouldn't engage him. He's got work to be doing. Boss makes a dollar, he makes a dime. Thats why he posts on company time.

>>15581857
ooo I'm shaking.

why don't u turn your shitcoins into assets? why no house on the beach? a yacht maybe? a small vila in french guyana?

>>15581884
dude, I'm laughing. your logs are shit. the graphs; meaningless. i get it, you have a hobby. but srsly, kys

>>15581884
see
>>15570462

>>15581879
You should maintain some congeniality here. Don't be a fucking asshole here. The whole site is full of assholes. Don't bring that shit here.

>>15581879
>don't need validation from 4chan

>Thats my humble opinion as a man whose made millions and millions of dollars dealing in coffee and esp equipment

>Im heading to my wh now

>im on my way there right now faggot i got caught up at the bank.

>I will drag out the specialty lots of el salvadors


It sounds like you're begging your supervisor to unlock the doors after hours and let you drag out 65kg bags for validation, but ok.

>>15581886
Because I can afford to gamble with 2m+ of low volume pisstokens? Why else?

>You have pokerchips why not cash out?

Because I'm still playing the table shitlord.

Ok, I'm out. I suggest the next /ctg/ be the Nice Edition.

>>15581900
what is interesting to me is that if you are in fact sitting on millions and millions of usd you could infact do something with your life, and actually be productive. your like a leech, a parasite, a small fry. I have real estate worth more than your entire portfolio most likely, do you want me to post the annual tax assessment on some of my commercial properties? a lot of people have money, someones always got an inch longer and a dollar more,
what I do have however, is access and reach to more coffee and more fincas and estates that you ever will. so go ahead, use ur fucking gay ass coffee co-op website and freeze your coffee. i was literally laughing about you on the phone with another broker on Thursday.

>>15581920
how about the

1000000000$ USD in 9barists edition

>>15581924
>i was literally laughing about you on the phone with another broker on Thursday.

Bet he thinks you're a faggot too.

>do you want me to post the annual tax assessment on some of my commercial properties?

Yes.

>>15581924
>you could infact do something with your life

Like moving around jute? LOL. I'll leave that to Bangladesh.

keys my man

>>15581951
see
>>15581975
&
>>15570462

>>15581975
I mean, you got that off of nyc dof and took a low q screenshot. Nice try tho.

>>15582019
well, how else would I post my tax assessment faggot?

you posted a low grade screen shot of coinbase?

I'm laughing. heres one of my smaller properties

>>15582019
and, if you did find that by the bbl number, you would see who owns it, and see the fund that owns it, and find my coffee importing company.

but your obviously not smart enough. you think i would remove all the info but the BBL?

What espresso machine do I get if I'm cheap and want both shots and cappuccinos for 2 people

>>15582060
ranchilio silvia

>>15582058
> your obviously not smart enough

Keep on larpin pal. You're an employee. They don't even let you post on their instagram. Leave that to the more competent.

>>15582060
9barista.

>>15582058
Wait its actually the same gay who owns that shitty bakery in Lawrence? Fucking s m a l l world. Even the roasterie is better than that dump. I hope he's not serving the same coffees you're desperately trying to peddle.

>>15582089
bro, the 9barista is a PEICE OF SHIT and it cannot make cappuccinos.
are you retarded? like srsly?
did you even look up my fund? are you kidding?
you could literally post the name of my company right here right now its on the tax assessment if your not retarded.
I EVEN SENT YOU ANOTHER PROPERTY IN ANOTHER CITY that is incorporated in the same address as the fund! omg your fucking stupid.
im fucking laughing bro go buy your co-oped green coffee beans and freeze them lmaooooo

>>15582089
Unironically considered but 6 minute brew times, although the moka pot aesthetic is super up there. Also thinking about flair

>>15582064
Which model and price?

>>15582101
no he leases from me. the gayberhood is poppin though

>>15582106
don't pay over 750.00 for it. base model is ok. some places will instal a PID system for it but it is unnesscary.

>>15582107
Bet you've never felt more at home. Let him know I got better coffee at KU's student union.

>>15582111
>some places will instal a PID system for it but it is unnesscary
>I'm a coffee professional but it's unnecessary to need worry about temperature swings of +/- 4°C when brewing espresso

>>15582106
>thinking about flair

That'll work perfectly, but if you're consistently planning on pulling 2 back to back, definitely snag either an extra basket or the whole second shot kit. Probably quicker than a single boiler and cleaning your basket between shots. +100 for a bellman steamer or try your luck with the new nanofoamers or whatever.

>>15582354
I got something for frothing milk already thankfully. But I didn't even think of getting a second basket, which would probably be all I need

>>15582106
mine are ~4 and a half minutes.

What's with these threads and the weird autists?

>>15581839
That could've been me