/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15581350
I tried this and wasn't impressed

yeah man, yeah yeah yeah. for sure man, butter in the coffee. damn. hell yes man. that's the ticket. I'm doing that for sure. some butter in there ooh yeah. I'm about that. I'm really digging that. yep yep yep yep yep

>>15581350
I bet it really makes you poo lmao

>>15581350
WTF?

>>15581350
Look. I know im responding to a mongoloid, i know. But i have to tell you. You dont know anything about coffee. Read all the faggot books you want. Go to coffee fest and turn your nose up to the italians and masturbate over synesso. Go pay thousands of dollars to be a q gradee and look at coffee under a uv light. Go for it. I dont even care. Just remember kid, i was stripping trucks of supremos while you were in fucking poopy pants diapers. I remeber when Choc full of Nuts delivered coffee in a fucking rolls royce. Your playing yourself, kid.

I have over 100 specialy offerings from 97 different countries of origin in contianer quanities AT ALL TIMES. Wow you say mr. Coffee broker bean KANG you just doxed yourself on the internet, but i dont care. Fuck you. Ive been doing this so long i was playing golf with the nca guys before it blew up ive been a member and disbarred by the scaa more times then your punk ass has even been on there mailing list. Ive FUCKED my way through more coffee roasters secrateries than you even have in your rolodex. I have a warehouse filled with over $1,000,000 of espresso equipment laying DEFUNCT.

People like you, kid, people like your are marks, customers, losers. Go ahead, drink your shitty overextracted coffee; freeze your green coffee; hook up pid machines to your little home.use espresso machines, buy a 1 bag Lorring. But to me kid, youll always be a loser and a faggot

>>15581570
It's a play on the northern Indian/Nepalese trend of putting yak butter into your tea instead of milk. Honestly, it's not half bad for a povertyhack as long as you've got good butter.

>>15581588
>new pasta
>literally just started being posted last Tuesday
>9 archive results
Oof, tryhard out of 10.

>>15581592
But why? Hipsters in San Francisco dont live in Nepal.

>>15581603
well, i wrote it cause its my life, its not pasta its the truth

>>15581350
Mmm...nothing a hot cup of coffee with some sharp cheese in it

>>15581608
Some people think that adding fat to your caffeine (coffee) allows it to digest/metabolize more slowly, giving you more stable energy rather than a caffeine high->crash.

>>15581666
Trips confirms putting sharp cheese in your coffee is evil.

>>15581666
based

>>15581608
It was popular for yuppie tourists and college students to go there.

>>15581683
Cream is mostly fat.

>>15581350
Id rather use 35% cream

>>15581724
Christians aren't supposed to be superstitious

>>15581592
take your meds

>>15581350
Coconut oil and coffee is better

>>15581724
>>15581751
Better to enjoy creamy, fatty coffee in hell than drink plain coffee in heaven

>>15582067
t. my secretary

>>15582096
Satan serves in hell as well

Bulletproof coffee was one of the first big normie herd mentality phenomenons at the beginning of the iphone era

>>15582142
Good

>>15581773
>butter is mostly fat
>cream is mostly fat

So you're saying they're functionally the same? So it's just personal preference?

>>15582181
Exactly.

For me, it's tahini

>>15581350
see I've been trained by French recipes to love egregious amounts of good butter in my food and especially my sauces, had high hopes for putting some quality butter in a quality roast... was not impressed. Coated my mouth in fat and was just generally unpleasant as fuck. I choose fattier dairy which gives similar results of richness without being straight melted fat on top of my coffee

>>15581823
what would even make you say that to this post? what part even slightly indicated to you he might be schizophrenic for knowing the origin of adding fat to tea/coffee?

>>15583021
naw that dudes a fucking moron, butter and cream do not have the same amount of fat. Butter has the moisture churned out of it so it is literally reduced cream

>>15581588
8/10 this gives me mid 2000's "what the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch?" vibes

>>15581509
damn sam hyde really let himself go

>>15581350
nothing like starting the day with a warm cup of butter tea

>>15581350
This whole bulletproof shit.
Looking back on it I reckon the whole thing was brought to us by the coconut oil or dairy industry.

>>15581592
I need to ask, how is this a poverty hack? What's the price of milk vs the price of butter there?

For instance a 1 ltr carton of whole milk here is 75 cent while a stick of good butter is 1 euro

>>15584114
>how is this a poverty hack?
Butter can be stored at room temperature much longer than milk. Good for when you can't afford a fridge or have no electricity.

>>15584118
Ah makes sense, I wasn't thinking about the storage angle

>>15582131
get a load of mr big shot over here