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15566822 No.15566822 [Reply] [Original]

>*click click*

>> No.15566832
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>*tap tap*

>> No.15566833
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15566833

*squeaks*

>> No.15566842
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>>15566833
>*squeaks*

>> No.15566854
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*ting ting*

>> No.15566867
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>PTCHHHHHHHOOOOoooooooo

>> No.15566892
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>>15566822
>*radiates you*

>> No.15566898
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15566898

>beep beep
>beep
>bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

>> No.15566954
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>prrrrrtprprprtptptptrrrrrrprrr

>> No.15566970
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15566970

>shiiiiing shiiiiing shiiiiing

>> No.15566982
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15566982

>tsssssssss

>> No.15566983
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>*tcktcktcktcktcktcktcktcktcktcktcktcktcktck*
>DIIINNG!

>> No.15567007
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>mmmmmmmmmmmmm
>THUD

>> No.15567014
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15567014

>HOT! BEHIND!

>> No.15567217
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15567217

>s̷̡̧̢̧̭͙͔̬͔̺̠̟̟̣͈̰̖̫̙̞̫̮̹̤̝̘̟͔͓͖̫̥̭̙͔͙͔͈̺̿̂͗̿̈́̊̀͐͌̀̇̆͂͑̒̽͂̍̀̓͋͑̀̈́̍̒̓̂̾̈̿͘̚͘̚͝ͅc̸̢̛̮̮̗̀͌́͗̄͒͗͒́͋̾͌͊͐̑͐̃͑̀̆̔̕̕͘͠ͅŕ̵̨̨̢̢̨̧͍̺̥͈̩̝͙̳̼͔͍͖̳̻̹̞͖̣͓͕͓͙̺̪̣̝͈͓̖͕͙͔̙̪̰͙̪͓̮̞͗͐̓ą̸̡̛̰͖͙̞̻̺̘̫̘͖͇̰̿̾̈̏̇̓̀͛̓̏̉̍̀̽̔͂̓̽̔̍̐́͊̋̂̌̇̄͗̐̾̿̉̚͠͝ą̶̡̢̛̛̛͎͉̜̝̜̞͔͔̰͈͈̫̦͔̦̤͕̥͓̖̱̱̪̭͈͕͗̊̔̾̑̃̈̄̂͂̈́̋̓̿̾̓͗̈́̍̓̑͌̓̎̓̈́͛́̒̇͛̿̈́͆͌͒̐̕̕̕͘͠͝͠ͅḁ̵̿̏̈́̇̒̆̊̌̂̏͛̑͊͗̈̆̂̔̀̓̒̒͂̐̊͒̍̉́̇̈́̆̀͒́̇̌̈́̽̐͘͘͜͝͠͠ą̴̢̧̨͎͉͔͚̳̘̹͉̝͕͓͓̭̩̪͖͇̩̼͙̟̝̞̣̱̩͖̹̟͋̂͊̂̈͂͌͒̊́̄͗̽̋͛̑̌͌̈́̏̈͆͌̃͗̚̕͝͝ą̶̢̨̨̢̨̨̛̹͉͎͉͉͉͎̜̙̰͉͈̖̩͎̹̾̿̊͂́̐̂͒̀̔͗̃̌̀͐̈́̕̚͜͝͝a̵̧̘̻͔̳͍̥̙̻̻̱̣̫͙͚͉̮͎̙̟̗̎̈́́̾̐͛̈́̒͗͌̉̉̉͊͂̀͛̃͛͋̎̈́̉͗̃͐̈́̄̾̉͋̎̃̕͘͘͠͝͝͠ͅȃ̷͓͈͚̱̪̊̀͒͆́̈̈͛̊̽̒̏͑̃̒̾̐͗͛̚͠͝͝p̵̢̨̧̢̢̨͍̘͙̰̺̣̹̺̮̖͓̱̩͉̝͖̠̳̗̤̼̭̠͈̩̖̜͍͎͈̗͍̣̳͍̬̘̤̮̝̋̒̐̓͋̃́̓̂́̉͒̌̂́̌̒̀̋͗̎̾̀̉͑̐͜͝͝͝ė̴̢̡̡̛͎̯͉̤̮̰̱̞͓̹͚̮͉̰͔̩͕̮̱̮̭͚͚̖̰̤͍͙̠̮͈̮̳̻̰͔̐̈́̍̓̀́́͆́̓͐͛̏̏̌̋͑̌̄̏̋̎́̒͜͜͝

>> No.15567246

>>15566867
Haha I like this one

>> No.15567250
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15567250

>crunchcrunch

>> No.15567352
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blghblghblghblgh

>> No.15567355

>OP's lips
>*succ succ*

>> No.15567429
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15567429

*krrrk krrrk krrrk*

>> No.15567497
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15567497

BEEP BEEP BEEP

>> No.15567516

>>15566867
kek good one

>> No.15568397
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>trrrrrrrr trrrrrrrr trrrrrrrr
>*tap tap*

>> No.15568431
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>> No.15568434

>>15566867
based

>> No.15568734
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VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15569103
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*Silence*

>> No.15569182
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>>15566954
>memememem

>> No.15569209
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15569209

Pop pop!

>> No.15569216
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15569216

creeeeak

>> No.15569226
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15569226

*vshhhhlrbrl* *v-shhhbbrff* *VFSHBLLBGRGLOBBFLUFBRBRRR* *vfffh*

>> No.15569256

>>15567497
me

>> No.15569289
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15569289

>>15566822
*CHLUNK* beeepbadabeep* *CHHHLLLICK*
beepbadabooooop

*ding* *ding*
~35 minutes later~
sssssssSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*beeeepbeepbadaboo*

>> No.15569322
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15569322

Why do retarded threads like this get hella replies but actual cooking threads get baleted

>> No.15569330

>>15567217
How did u do that

>> No.15569359
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15569359

>thooooolp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IMyGcttpkk

>> No.15570049

>>15569322
people can't cook

>> No.15570067

>>15569216
kek'd

>> No.15570078

>>15569330
newfag

>> No.15570079

>>15569289
literally the first post in this thread I couldn't hear

>> No.15570085
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15570085

>thwuck

>> No.15570158
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15570158

tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk..... kshhhhhhah

>>15569103
https://youtu.be/EhzNikz8P9E?t=257

>> No.15570262

>>15569322
The non troll ones don't get baleted, they just often get archived after like less than 10 replies.
>>15570049
Less people in general, and more anons specifically tend not to cook beyond what they must. If it were just a cooking board it would probably be much slower, but everyone eats and has opinions of some sort of food and finds it interesting to idle in /ck/ looking for a thread which they can actually participate it. The whole contention with the alcohol thread not devolving into just idle drunk discussion is a good example.
It's the same reason why boards which are unappealing to those with just casual/secondary interest in the topic tend to be slow as hell.

>> No.15570742

>>15569289
i think you mean
>*BOOM*

>> No.15570746

>>15566833
Green is my pepper

>> No.15570891

>>15570079
The beeps are pretty spot on for the original Instant Pot, but clones or others probably sound totally different.

>> No.15570980

>>15569330
Look up Zalgo text in any search engine, bud.

>> No.15571046

KFC
Taco Bell
>bbbrrrraaaaaaapphpjhphppphhhh

>> No.15571307
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15571307

>*turn on dishwasher*
>GRRRLLLOOROROROOOOLOLOLOOoooommmmmmmmmm

>> No.15571405 [DELETED] 

>>15569289
You suck

>> No.15572054
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15572054

>turns on the gas stove
its a brazilian manufacture

>> No.15572908
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15572908

>tttcchhhhHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo...

>> No.15572926
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15572926

>pssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>fssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>> No.15572928

>>15572908
Damn I heard that lmao

>> No.15572935
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15572935

>>15571307
>flicks on wrong light switch
>GRRRRRRRRRBFHDBDVDGDHDGDGDGSGSGDHDKKFKGJFHSBSKS

>> No.15572945
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15572945

>whirs smugly

>> No.15573023

>>15567250
How'd I know what the can was before opening the image?

>> No.15573426

fantastic thread

>> No.15573859
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15573859

*click click CRACK*
*fffffffffsfsfsfsfsf*
ahhhh

>> No.15573947
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15573947

>NONONONONONONONO
>*overheats**stops working for 20 minutes*

>> No.15574012
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15574012

according to google, this thread is Vietnamese

>> No.15574039
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>>15566822
I have two sets of those hanging from the door handle of my oven. Once you've worked in a commercial kitchen, you will always want a few of these around. Hinge-less are best.

>> No.15574064

>>15569209
Kek

>> No.15574262
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15574262

>>15566822

>> No.15574495
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15574495

>*prrrrt prrrrrt prrrrrrRRRRRTT-T-T-T*

>> No.15574516
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15574516

>>15574262

oh wow

>> No.15575337

>>15574012
well it's a vietnamese wallpaper forum

>> No.15575389
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15575389

WRYYYyyyyyyyyyyyy- WRYYYyy- WRYYyy-

>> No.15575416
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>>15574262
>VRMMMMMM*clink clink*MMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

>> No.15575420
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15575420

>>15566822
*kschhh-CRAACK*
FUCK

>> No.15575435

>>15575389
DIO

>> No.15575441

>>15575389
ZA WARUDO

>> No.15575455

>>15566842
hopefully anyways

>> No.15575458

>>15575435
>>15575441
losers

:(

>> No.15576166

>>15575435
>>15575441
hey, op here. just came back to say you two are faggots. your childrens cartoon has ruined classic rock

>> No.15576393
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ahhh, 10:30pm i can finally wipe down my sta-
>whrrrCHUNKbzzzzzchkchitchitCHUNKchitchitwhirrCHITCHITchunkbzzz

>> No.15576488

>>15569322
These threads are actually creative and interesting, unlike your boring serious threads.
/ck/ is a food-themed general purpose 4chan board.

>> No.15576516
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moo

>> No.15576685
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15576685

>>15576393

>> No.15576721

>>15572945
I've never seen that thing before. I'm guessing it dings when the memes are done?

>> No.15576946
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15576946

>*...*

>> No.15576959

>>15576488
Its the same shit till the thread dies then the same fellow posts it again.
Same
Shit
Thats not creative or interesting just a repetitive shit post

>> No.15576964
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15576964

>>15569330
Have fun anon...

>> No.15576965

>>15576393
Fuck, I'm going to hear it in my sleep again.

>> No.15577017

>>15576721
Its a sous vide stick, which lets you turn any cooking pot into a sous vide device.

>> No.15577023

>>15576964
%triforce

>> No.15577024

%triforce

>> No.15577027
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15577027

*scrape scrape*

>> No.15577037


▲ ▲

>> No.15577151

I'm^gay

>> No.15577166

>>15577023
>>15577024
BRUH

>> No.15577244
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15577244

>Oh, my silverware is dirty...
>GUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH
>*Glass shattering in the kitchen*
>Didja hear what Beuford did ta his tractor yesterday?
>CAN I GET UH.......ORDER 4 AND UUUUUUH........
>Ma'am! Ma'am! I need a refill! Ma'am!
>*Child crying*
>*Loud truck drives by*
>ORDER FOR JACKIE! ORDER FOR JACKIE!
>*Chair moving obnoxiously loud*
>*Elderly person loudly exclaims their need to go to the restroom before violently rushing to it*

>> No.15577296

>>15569226
kek

>> No.15577568

>>15570085
It's so fucking satisfying

What's the cheapest jar item I can buy
I want to just open like ten jars

>> No.15577586
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15577586

*dingdingding ddingdingingingdign*

>> No.15578001

>>15576959
try taking a walk instead of spending your entire life here

>> No.15578004

>>15576964
>~~*green text*~~

>> No.15578007

>>15576964
[zalgo] Nezperdian hive-mind [/zalgo]

>> No.15578033

>>15566867
Got me laughing like a retard in the bathroom

>> No.15578066
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15578066

>gluglugluglug
>Ahhhhhhhhhh

>> No.15578074
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15578074

>BRAAAAAAP

>> No.15578131

>>15577244
lmao im not american but i could feel it

>> No.15578155

>>15576964


>> No.15578213
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15578213

>>15567014
>HOT PANS HOT PANS

>> No.15578239
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15578239

>*CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP*

>> No.15578243

>>15578066

first you need to psst-sshh the can open

>> No.15578263

>>15576964
triangle
triangle triangle

did it work ?

>> No.15578280

>>15578074
kek

>> No.15578309
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15578309

>ding ding!

>> No.15578313

>>15578263
The only one that did, good job anon

>> No.15578320
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15578320

>*blblblblblublblublub*

>> No.15578371
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>*brrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm KKDUK DUK KLIIIIINNGK DUKDOKLINKLOKADUKCLSHH KWSHHKLISHCLSH*

>> No.15578454
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kRKCKLleTRkklRRtRLkKKRrrkrrKRKKRKRklLCKKCLRKRrr......... crnchcrnchcrnchmmrrmmch...... kllLKRTTCKKLRTCKCKllRKKLtcttcklRKLRL

>> No.15578460
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15578460

*oriental flute music*

>> No.15578836
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15578836

>>15576166
Don't remember asking.

>> No.15579328

>>15578074
well thats definitely the smell but not the sound it makes

>> No.15579352
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15579352

> POP POP POP POP POP POP

>> No.15579370
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15579370

>*CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK*

>> No.15579889
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15579889

>>15566867
Lmao

>> No.15579923

>>15579352
There goes the beefaroni :/

>> No.15579954
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15579954

>*nothing*

>> No.15579964

dink....dink..dink dink dinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdinkdink
dink dink
dom dom
DOM DOM
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.15579971

>>15576964
%triforce

>> No.15579990

>>15569322
for a boring, normal thread you have to compensate with waifus and fapbait, my threads usually pull in a lot of replies.

>> No.15580719
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15580719

> unnghhh.. krrr thunk.. ploop

>> No.15580888

>>15576964
*italics*

>> No.15580894

>>15576964
**agospf**

~~Dows~

>> No.15580926

>>15576964



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>> No.15580952

>>15580926

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>> No.15580961

>>15580926


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>> No.15580998

>>15576488
this man understands 4chan

>> No.15581010
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15581010

>>15576964
lol most of these only work on certain boards. /ck/ only has word filters at the moment.
>>15579971
lol newfag

>> No.15581313

>>15577568
Just buy one jar and look up how jars are sealed

>> No.15581327

>>15566898
>opens door
KACLCK, WOMPF

>> No.15581353

>>15579352
>FUCKFUCKFUCK *sprints to microwave*
>FUCKING SHIT
>*wipewipewipeSLAM*

>> No.15582494

>>15576964
%triforce

>> No.15582498

>>15576964
[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]

>> No.15582513

>>15582494

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>> No.15582797

>>15566892
>>*radiates you*
based

>> No.15582805

>>15580961

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>> No.15583014
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15583014

>>15569359
lol i've wanted to express my love for this post since this thread was first posted, but never did. but i don't even have to watch that embed to know it. thank you anon, for sharing a valuable piece of our culture :)

>> No.15583039

>>15567497
Ah the dinner bell

>> No.15583066


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>> No.15584089
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15584089

ahem ting ting ting

>> No.15584234
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15584234

>>15584089
*despite*

>> No.15585598

>>15584234
l'homme base

>> No.15586023

>>15577568
buy one jar then fill it with hot water again once you have emptied it

>> No.15586236

>>15584234
high PH post

>> No.15586485

>>15579954
I don't know why they put those in the food when you can't even eat them

>> No.15586491
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15586491

>MFFFFF MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH CHEW SLORP

>> No.15586565

>>15576964
[flip]flip[/flip]

>> No.15586634

>>15573859
Glad to know I'm not the only one who taps the can before popping it

>> No.15586672
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15586672

*silence*

>> No.15586805

>>15573859
my dad was a hardcore alky
one of my dearest memories is him trying to quietly crack a beer in the home office next to my bedroom at like 5:00AM in a dead silent house
F

>> No.15586833

>>15586805
>psch.............
>........CHWAK
>slurp
impossible to open can quietly unless you're in like a fucking vacuum chamber

>> No.15586840

>>15586833
hold down on the actual tab that opens up when opening it retard

>> No.15586851
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15586851

>>15586840
thanks for this great advice I'll be sure to remember it when I don't give a fuck lmfao

>> No.15586854

>>15566842
based squick-squick cheese poster

>> No.15586855

>>15586851
Hey it could come in handy next time you want to sneak a sody pop past mommy.

>> No.15586867

>>15586855
jokes on you me mum doesnt let me drink soda only on holiday

>> No.15586870

>>15586867
Now you know how to sneak one past her, enjoy.

>> No.15586880

>>15566867
GOD I NEED IT>>15566867

>> No.15586897

y̸̧̧̛̖̗̯̬̹̯͓̣̫̟͍̣͕̬̬̹̳̗̣̥͂̈́̐̐̔͋̽́́̏̍͜͠o̴̠͖͂̈́̾͜͜u̷͎͙̪̻̩͖̰̦̠͇̞̪̩̟̎̈́͌̑̾̉̽̊̌́̃̈̾̂͂̔͗̑̈̈́͌̈́̈́̒͘̕͝͠ ̸̡̺̯̙̣̼̻͇̫̜̘̟̤̪̩̰̜͉͑̀̆̿͊̆̓͘j̶̡̥̭͉̺̝͕̆̂ư̵̡̢̡̪͖̦̣͔̣̠̭̤̙̖͔̹͔̘͙͇̮̹̩̎̀̊̐̈́͛̂͌̃̑͑̄̉̽͆́͘͠͠ͅͅs̷̢̗͙̟̙̬͈̪͈̻̺̬̣͉͕̯̰̳̞̼̎̀͒̉̈̔̓̔̑͝ͅt̸̛̛̙̘̍͐́͛͛̄̾͑̊̀͆͌̀̚͠ ̸̧̨̧̧̞͉͓̱͇̮̠̭̪͉̯̫͈̮̪̠̹̱̭̰̞̺͉͖̞͚̤̪̎̈́́̌̌͗͛͛̎̍̋͜͠l̵͖̺͑̈́̋͘͠͝ö̵̬̟͍̟̣̪̻̼͎̻̱̤̑̆̄̒̒̂̀́͗̆͗͋̑͐͜s̶̡̡̡̢̡͕̙̫͙͖̰̳͖̱̩̙̭̳̺͖̳͖̖̟̬̗̼̟̝̥̞̩̿̋͗̈́̊̂̃͋̿̒̊͆͋͒̍̑͂̆̉͌̕͘͜͠͝͝t̵̮̣̝̂̈́̂͂͂̔̉͛̾̒̿̌́̚͘͜͝ ̵̥̪̩̘͔̭̗͚̳̬̭̫̬̰̠̰͓̎͑̋̓͜ͅͅͅt̷̢̹͎͔̤̮̪̹̋́̈́͛̔͑̏̌́̀̾̽́̒̈́͂̾̎̓̈́̑̋̚͠ḩ̴̛͍̠̠̭͉̥̬͕̊̊̍̈́́̀̽̑̒̑̂̎̒̋̈̓̃̃̇̀̍̏̃̈́̋̏̇̌̐̒̇͘͝ę̵̳͙̬̮̹͖̜̺̫͙̹̖̘̰̝̣̍ ̸̧̢̛͚̝̞̫̝̙̄͒̋͌̊̔̊͋̑̾̈̈͌̈͗̋̓̽͒͊̋͌̿͗͗̕g̴̢̗̫̯͎̖̜͍͚̫̼̔̊͆́͂̊̎͑͗̊͗̚̚̚͜͝ã̸̡̝͇̼̘̹̟̗̗͙̯͊̉̎̇̀̐͊͒̽͊̉͛̎̏̾̀͋͌͜͝͠͠m̸̨̻̤͚̖̣̗̮̜͙̹̖̩̱̙̮̩͎̝̩̳̌̂̂̄̀̆̇͑̎̓͋̓̀̈́e̴̫̥̹̩̤̭̺͕͐̚͘͘

>> No.15586915

>>15586897
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY DECADE LONG STREAK....
RUINED!

>> No.15586918

>>15574012
It's the zalgo text.
>>15567217

>> No.15586969

>>15579954
>schplif rrrrrrgggggggggnnnnnnnnggghhhh! ow oh fuck oh god call 911 beep boop boop brrrrrnnnnnng, brrrrnnnng nine one one what's your emergency? IT'S MY SON OH GOD I THINK HIS APPENDIX IS RUPTURED ma'am I need you to calm do- GOOD LORDY ME OH MY HELP MY BOY'S DYIN IN HERE okay ma'am please an ambulance is on the wa- HELP MY BOY OH GOD OH LAWD MY CHILE IS DYING weeewoooweewooo beep beep beep sir can you hear me? weeewoooweee sir we are taking you to the hospital, looks like you have a perforated intestine and it's sending you into septic shock weeeewoooweee

>> No.15586972

>>15577023
>>15579971
>>15582494
looooooooooooool they fell for it

>> No.15587090
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*drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
*trickletricketrickletrickle*

>> No.15587835

>>15586634
No you definitely are. The metal just makes a couple cracking noises before it opens fully

>> No.15589131

>>15574495
Nice

>> No.15589162

>>15576166
>oh no how will I ever enjoy this song now that it's been ruined by more people being exposed to it.
Eat shit contrarian hipster faggot

>> No.15589187

>>15576964
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>> No.15589222
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15589222

>emits ear-splitting beeps every single time you press a button

>> No.15589346
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15589346

>silent, but why

>> No.15590806

>>15589346
a curious ponder...

>> No.15591085
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15591085

tuna mac cheese

>> No.15591193
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15591193

>pssssss KABOOM!

>> No.15591202

>>15586491
>arteries clogging, chest tightening, right arm pain

>> No.15591685

>>15566833
based

>> No.15591702
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15591702

>pchouuuuuuuuublblblblblblblb
>PSHHHHH

>> No.15591732

>>15576964
nigger^script

>> No.15591968

>>15567014
>>15578213
HEARD

>> No.15591994
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15591994

>>15576393
fuck. it's too real

>> No.15592782
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15592782

>>15566867
this image disturbs me

>> No.15592836
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15592836

>>15566822
>*ONKRLE ONKRLE*

>> No.15592892

Best threat on /CK/ right now

>> No.15592900
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15592900

>>15587835

>> No.15592954

>>15569322
>what is fun?

>> No.15592983

>>15575435
lel

>> No.15593028
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15593028

>>15576946
>YAMEEEROOO!

>> No.15593044

>>15582513
>>15582685
>>15582805
>>15583066

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>> No.15593476
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15593476

>>15586897
>>15586915

>> No.15594032
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15594032

>crnch
>crnch
>EUGH
>euh

>> No.15594952

>>15566867
My fucking sides. This was excellent.

>> No.15595180

>>15569226
nice

>> No.15595208

>>15576964
*i've been* **on this fucking**
*site
*for
*five
*years
~~but didn't know~~
any of ^this

>> No.15595222

>>15576964
spoilering doesn't work on /ck/

>> No.15595240

>>15576393
ptchooooooooooooom
TK

>> No.15595250
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15595250

PAWP

>> No.15595268

>>15576964
lol newfigs btfo

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>>15566822
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>>15569289
gay sad losers


>>15569322
based

>> No.15596436

>>15566867
I heard that one

>> No.15596487

>>15596427
Thank you for contributing by giving a +1 to a thread you hate.
I'm sure it will do wonders to help other people staying away from it, and eventually eradicating stupid threads form the board.

Stay mad

>> No.15598040

*bump*

>> No.15598096

>>15596487
What was the post?

>> No.15598115

>>15598096
Someone quoted every post in the thread and said dumb shit to express his dissatisfaction with the thread

>> No.15599025

>>15574039
I hate these ones, metal fatigue kills them in about six months in my kitchen. I use a pair of oxo ones I bought for about €8, have had them for 10 years.