/ck/ - Food & Cooking

OP guzzles cum and its thread is the weakest bait

>>15566242
if that's a child's food well then call me a predator

>french fries

>>15566247
They call me that anyways

Pizza

>>15566242
It's children's food if that's one of maybe five different things you will actually eat because you're picky. Otherwise, it's a once or twice a year indulgence for adults who otherwise eat well and healthy for the gross majority of the year.

>>15566260
said the coping manchild

Imagine trying so hard to appear grownup that you avoid certain foods.

>>15566260
You must be miserable

>>15566242
Baked mac n cheese like that is black folks food. The kraft style mac n cheese is more juvenile to me. As far as foods I consider infantile, probably shit like spaghettios, hot dogs, totino pizza rolls. Shit like that.

>>15566300
>trying
you mean it would actually take a conscious effort for you to avoid eating children's food? kek

>n-now that the k-kids have ordered...

>>15566312
spotted the idiot

>>15566318
You're literally a bigger faggot than op.

>>15566242
Only of it's boxed. Baked mac is pretty standard Southern food for all ages.

>>15566314
>children's food
There’s that term again. It’s like you’re a teenager or very early 20’s and mad that the world still sees you as a kid, so you have to go out of your way to demonstrate otherwise.

>>15566242
SO sorry that i dont enjoy eating shitslop like curry or foie gras like some half brained mong living in a grass hut in Angleland

its the 21st century fuckface, people have adapted to eating easier to make meals that dont require tons of fancy work and its perfectly fine

jesus christ you are such a dweeb

>>15566242
This is why US culture engulfed the entire globe and why Eurelevant’s are so cucked

>>15566344
Yet you're probably proud of your European roots and have possibly thought about leaving Jewmerica.

>>15566242
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are the most childish of children's food.

>>15566292
>>15566314
Found op

Mcdouble

>>15566317
this but unironically
>little anon ordered his cheesy pasta awh, some koolaid too? cute
>and i'll have a ribeye with some whiskey, neat, and a cigar for after

>>15566332
so basically that's a yes kek

>>15567158
>>and i'll have a ribeye with some whiskey, neat, and a cigar for after
post your bussy, femboy

>>15566242
'go 'za

>>15566242
(You)

>>15567393
>kek
Don’t you have a zoom class to be watching, Brayden?

>>15567537
first time here? reddit it is that way

this faggot shit

ITT: seething manchildren
here here, have some choccy milk

>>15567581
What? Ice cream?

>>15567583
ITT; shitty fuckface retard redditors who act all high and mighty about over the top meme dishes

>>15567569
>t. Aiden, Brayden, Cayden, Hayden, Jayden, or some other -den zoomer name given by a single mom

>>15567594
>

>>15567591
Oof the tears of manchildren, delicious. Thank you very much anon.

what is the actual point of this thread? what do you expect to gain from this post? Is it some sort of statement you are making? a movement perhaps?

jesus get your shit together, fuckface

>>15567604
t. lactose intolerant fag

>>15566242
Spaghetti
Sushi

Macaroni and cheese is better than both btw

>>15567697
>sushi
I don't think I've met any kids who like raw fish
you thinking americanized shit like california rolls?

>>15567802
When I was 7 I first tried sushi and loved it, it was tuna and salmon on rice. Not a roll

>>15567697
your virginity is palpable

>>15567802
>>15567811
same. i was about 9 and i enjoyed it.

>fancy pancy adult food? No thanks! You can keep your bland and boring foie gras and truffle oil, I'll have what's simple, delicious and easy to make! Cereal! Mac and cheese! Ben and Jerry's! Soda!

>>15567588
ice cream by itself is ok.
it's when candy gets involved that it becomes gross.

>>15566304
lol what?

>ctrl f
>no pepperoni pizza
this is an 18+ website kiddos

cold cereal
milk chocolate
chocolate milk
candy other than mints
cookies with icing
cakes with icing
processed cheese
slim jim type pepperoni
soda except club soda or tonic water

>>15567933
Ask me how I can tell you’re the manchild you retarded soyjack poster

>>15567933
i hope you fucking die in a car crash you shithead...go fuck yourself

>>15566337
>

>>15566246
fpbp.

>>15567158
Post feminine penis :3

>>15568098
dm

>>15566242
As a meal? Yes.
As a side? No.
It's literally just noodles in cheese sauce. Plate it up with a protein and some vegetables and that's a balanced meal.

confetti cake.

This entire thread is a constant stream of nerves being struck and I love it. I don't think hamburgers are inherently children's food, but I think anyone who orders one at a restaurant that isn't explicitly centered around burgers is a child. The kind of guy who orders a burger at a seafood place, or at a chinese restaurant, etc.

>>15568125
This. There really is no excuse.
>I just don't really find anything else on the menu very appealing...
Like, not one fucking thing? To the point that you won't even try something new, and will just get a generic burger instead? It screams of stunted tastes.

>>15568134
>>15568125

tendies

>>15568050
>>15568058
>wh-wha...d-did you just, DUDE, DID YOU JUST HECKIN' INSULT OUR YUMMY FOOD? Ice cream, choccy and candy are the heckin' best! You are a tastelet!

>>15568125
at seafood or steak houses burgers are on the menu and literally less than half the price of smaller entrees... $15 burger vs $35 small seafood dish

>>15567697

youre not supposed to feed children raw fish buddy

>>15566242
>Boxed Mac and Cheese
FTFY
Also Chicken Fingers/Tenders/Nuggets

>>15567933
>>15568440
>soyjacks
Kill yourself you fucking ingrate. I’d rather eat Mac and cheese and tendies every day even though they are a shitty food then have the negative iq that you have

>>15566242
brocoli

>>15567689
is that supposed to be an insult?

>>15566242
i love kids and i love their food
yumyumyumyum

>>15568851
is that something to be proud of now? holy shit get a fucking grip

adults who demand the crust to be thrown away from the bread

>>15566242
Only children's food if you make a meal of it. It's a fine side dish.

>>15568910
Cope

Niggers tongue my anus

>>15568067
soyjacks would rather have curry because they want to be cool and cultured. not a very good argument bud

>>15568462
Why even go out to eat at those places if you're just going to wind up getting the burger then? If price is the concern, burgers are one of the easiest foods to make at home and a fraction of the cost of any burger that's not off of the $1 menu from a fast food joint, and very minimal effort to boot.

>>15566246
OP is a faggot as always

>>15568134
Here's the thing. If you actually do try the other food and not like it, then what? You order what you like again. Its simple. Some people are way too afraid they'll be viewed as childish for eating a tasty burger or some macaroni noodles. There are much more important things to worry about.

>>15566312

I’ve never not been to a white peoples bbq or holiday that didn’t have baked Mac n cheese. Baked Mac n cheese is the norm for all people who aren’t so poor and lazy they use the box shit

>>15566242
Oh yeah well if Mac and Cheese is for children then how come an adult invented it

Checkmate loser

>>15569038
Because you're going with friends and other people wanted to try it? Restaurant choice is a compromise and not everyone gets exactly what they're in the mood for every time.
It's funny that people think certain perfectly normal foods are "childish" and then their concept of adult food is fucking foie gras in truffle oil or some shit

>>15569262
This plus I refuse to pay $58 for a 9 oz steak, then another combined $25 for bordelaise sauce and a fucking potato. God i hate steakhouses so much.

>18:2 And Jesus, calling unto him a little child, set him in the midst of them. 18:3 And said: amen I say to you, unless you be converted, and become as little children, you shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

>>15568011
Shut up nerd
Bait answers only

>>15567583
oh yeah, add some meat sauce and call it pasta
now the mc n chz is fur adultz rite?

>>15567802
when i was a little kid i ate sushi just fine.

>>15569414
oh my god these things gave me instant headaches

>>15569893
Aye aye captain

>>15566260
Haha "gross" haha

>>15567933
>pancy

>>15569893
Aye aye captain

>>15566242
children's food =/= bad food

>>15567158
>whiskey and cigar makes me MANLY! haha

>>15568851
>Manchild seething over his kiddy food
Sad! I bet you're the same sorry state who thinks a good beer is raspberry IPA with sour mango and chocolate flavour

>>15569893
aye aye captain

>>15566242
I'm turning 20 soon and I still eat tendies and fries, sometimes pizza, with a side of veggies, and ton of sweets. Not fat at all and I still have sex, so keep coping LMAO

>>15566246
Gee, aren't you triggered??

the americans have been insulted

Not a kids food, but any guest, me included, who doesn't shut up and eat whatever they're served because they "don't like" it or does shit like pick every single piece of onion or mushroom out of the food is a kid in my book.

>>15568058
Why did you use ellipses and why did you treat that post like a personal attack. Are you a faggot?

>>15566254
let me guess, you hunt aliens

>>15568058
Wow , now THATS a seethe

>>15566242
Whatever they offer at every restaurant that doesnt fit the overall theme. Usually its shit like fries or nuggies. But i could also see stuff like that beeing a thing in lardland. Anything that doesnt contain any visible vegetables or even none at all

>>15567933
this

>>15568882
Imagine the smell

>>15571720
what about people who 'eat around' something they don't like

>>15566242
mac and cheese is based, fuck you OP

>>15572946
coward

>>15566361
Cringe

>>15567583
Reddit

>>15566246
t. child

I make it with broccoli.

>>15568067
Lol as if soy jack doesn't plead for diversity

>>15566242
fuck you. I like macking chease

>>15569893
Aye aye Captain

>>15566242
TV Dinners of any kind

>>15567158
Yes. And don't forget my fucking cheesey noodles, cunt.

>>15566242
this is the ONLY thing I know of that qualifies as "children's food".

Macaroni and cheese or any pasta and cheese was created around the 14th century. It was served to high status people and most likely never given to children.

imagine being so insecure in who or what you are that you actually go on to a back water image board and whine that certain foods are ONLY for children.

>>15567158
in the words of my brothers retarded girlfriend [texas accent]I'm and adult 'cuz I had sex![/texas accent].

>OP I'm an adult 'cuz I don't eat macaroni!

stupid is as stupid says.

>>15566242
this is the ONLY thing I know of that qualifies as "children's food".

Macaroni and cheese or any pasta and cheese was created around the 14th century. It was served to high status people and most likely never given to children.

imagine being so insecure in who or what you are that you actually go on to a back water image board and whine that certain foods are ONLY for children.

>>15573970
>noooo leave my kiddy food alone

>>15573991
>>15573942
>id'z ROYALTY FUD
That's pretty stupid.

>>15574016
truth can be inconvenient.

>>15574040
Yeah, I can't really see how being an idiot is convenient for you. Probably pretty expensive, needing to pay people to bathe and clothe you but I wouldn't know.

>>15574047
>I know you are but what am I!
seriously! that's your response?

>>15574016
It was adored by Thomas Jefferson, who owned and fucked slaves.

sounds pretty based to me

>>15574056
You were clearly talking about yourself, as evidenced by your dumb fuck defense of children's food.

>>15574066
>You were clearly talking about yourself, as evidenced by your dumb fuck defense of adults's food.
you say the most confusing things.

>>15574069
Yeah, I can see how talking to adults isn't easy for you.

>>15574072
>Yeah, I can see how talking to children isn't easy for you.
it isn't.

>>15574092
Who are you quoting, son?

>>15566242
Italians are not gonna like this mate.

>>15573446
Well yeah, you're a manbaby. Of course you like it.

I still eat sugary cereal in the morning, fight me

>>15566260
Jesus Christ you sound like the most painful existence. How is macaroni and cheese a twice a year indulgence? It’s literally just some fat and carbs, which is better than eating nothing but steamed vegetables and soylent.

>>15575440
No need, you're already fighting yourself by poisoning your gut every morning.

>>15566246
/thread
Every poster after this is a food snob

>>15567802
I know a 5-year-old who will scarf down 3-4 rolls every time we get sushi.

>>15567509
>post ny style

>>15576132
>I know a 5-year old
pedo faggot

>>15567588
REAL men enjoy Sorbet to cleanse their pallet after a meal

>>15566328
This, I consider homemade baked macaroni and cheese to be perfectly fine, but boxed shit is vile.

>>15576154
They don't but thanks for the response. Sike.

Soyjack posting is degenerate

This thread is fucking gay. I’m personally disappointed in all of you for this affront. Pic unrelated.

still make them to this day when i'm feeling down

>>15576152
Just because you can't reproduce doesn't mean other people don't.

>>15568993
>>15573410

>>15578946
Heckin lol'd

>>15577671
So you have them 7 days a week?

if you eat pizza and it's either Plain or only has Pepperoni on it, you are a manchild lets face it

>>15579389
if you eat pizza with piled on toppings, you are a fat overweight slob lets face it

>>15579269