/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15557146
just put lemon peels in the garbage disposal and it will melt the grease inside the pipes

>>15557146
wow

you're such a Chad

I bet the girls drop their pants at the near sight of you

>>15557158
yes

>>15557146
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUT BACON GREASE DOWN MY RENTAL PROPERTY'S DRAIN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE

>>15557158
>t. apartment manager
Pour that grease down the drain. Fuck management!

based

>>15557146
>Fat Berg Bandit strike again

>>15557146
as if anyone ever keeps a tallow drum outside their home and takes it to oil recovery facility

Rent fags are lucky they can do this

Baste

>>15557264
Are you saying you can't put full pickle jars of oil in the garbage

>live in glacier county montana
>always just dump cooking oil, bacon grease, etc. out the back sliding glass door
>one day wake up and a 500 lb grizzly is literally brushing against a tiny window door

fuck that never again, down the sink she goes boys

>>15557290
You're going to feel awfully foolish when a bear comes out of your sink.

>>15557290
Did you pet the sweet baby?

>>15557296
Kek

>>15557296
based

>>15557264
I think you're meant to put oil in the rubbish bin?

>>15557175
i'm deep frying some chicharonnes if you want to come over tonight mr. landlord

Based. I make sure to take my dip out of my lip and stomp it down the shower drain several times a week. Fuck apartment management.

>>15557146
>dark spirit has invaded

>>15557175
Your credit score will never recover.

>>15557175
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUT BACON GREASE DOWN MY RENTAL PROPERTY'S DRAIN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE
lol

why is this bad? ive been doing it for a while and nothing has happened

>>15557375
Yeah, they expect you to save up all your old cooking oil in some jar then throw that jar out with your rubbish.

>>15557146
um based?

>>15557146
>the attitude that separates firsties and thirdies

>>15557442
It's like clogging your arteries over a life time with soul food, but instead your arteries are your home's plumbing and the plaque is bacon grease.

>>15557448
No I mean just straight into the bin, it's what I do but I wait for it to cool down first

Based. People need to mind their own fucking business. Reminds me of the time a few years ago when I parked my car and dumped the ash tray mug full of cigarette butts in the gutter and some soyman yelled “LITTERBUG” from across the street. I yelled back something like “Yeah, and yah mothah sucks retahded faggot dicks, yah fuckin’ homo” in my strongest Bahstin accent and he clammed right the fuck up and kept it moving. We need to bring littering back.

>>15557481
>I yelled back something like “Yeah, and yah mothah sucks retahded faggot dicks, yah fuckin’ homo” in my strongest Bahstin accent

>>15557448
This is what I do for sizable amounts of oil. If it's just a little, I sop it up with a dirty napkin or whatever and put it in the trash.

>>15557481
>he clammed right the fuck up and kept it moving

>>15557481
>We need to bring littering back.
No, you absolute nigger.

>>15557481
Yeah you discovered that a good way to shut people up is to say something so fucking retarded that they are rendered totally speechless. Nice going einstein.

>>15557601
>>15557636
Do you guys have autism to the point where you can't tell that it's obviously a bullshit story simply meant to get a laugh on here? Why are you like this?

>>15557146
>>15557175
>>15557481
based thread

>cookingoil?
sink
>motoroil?
gutter
>recycables?
tirefire
>carbatteries?
oceans and rivers

for me, its scorched earth

>>15557740
i just throw all that shit in my neighbor's yard. surrprised that he hasn't figured it out yet desu

>>15557290
I always toss mine behind the garage to feed the raccoon bros, no bears here luckily.

>>15557748
>not committing the fun crime of public dumping
you're missing out Anon.

>try putting grease outside for the wild animals
>the birds love it
>the birds love it so much they start coming in the house and stealing food
>my dog just watches silently as they come in and steal food from her bowl
cant wake up
soon they will die of heart disease at least

>>15557465
why the fuck do I care? I can just stop paying rent and fuck off and there's not a single thing the landlord can do for 15 months or I sue him.

>>15557290
Based Montana anon. Fuck out of staters

>>15557219
What if you're a house owner?

>>15557740
Kingshit

>>15557146
>not just cooking something else in the bacon fat
>dumping all that flavor down the drain
Ngmi

>>15557442
if you own the house, it will eventually coagulate and block the pipes. if you're renting your house, fuck the next person and the property owner.

>>15557439
>>15557440
>>15557601
/pol/ u need to go back

>>15557851
Then I imagine you wouldn't intentionally fuck up your investment. But who are we kidding?

>>15557775
it only really matters if you own your house. you'll eventually have to pay for the plumbing. otherwise, make sure your landlord has to take out a second mortgage

>>15557924

newfag

>>15557158
>near sight of you

>>15557851
Wait for the greaseman to come round

>>15557924
Says the redditor.

>>15557498
Based Hydeposter

>>15557146

I mean, when you can't use your sink cause it's backing up it'll be at least partially your problem, your landlord will have to take care of it, but it's still your sink you won't be able to use for a couple days or longer until a plumber can snake it.

>>15557146
Unfathomably based

Doesn’t drain-o solve this problem?

>>15558123
If you want to destroy your pipes with drain-o it does.

>>15557679
>a bullshit story simply meant to get a laugh
i only laugh at things that are funny babydick

>>15558147
just use it to water the plants, dumb bitch

>>15557264
In Japan the oil man drives around three nights a week blasting creepy children's nursery rhymes from speakers to pick up and sell oil.
You don't have this in your shitty country?

Small price to pay for having some poorfag waste his money paying my mortgage for me, do it too much and I just evict them for "renovations", oh and I'll be keeping that damage deposit too ;^) but I totally got owned right?

I only dispose of small amounts but I add loads of hot water and soap. Are my pipes going to get fucked?

>>15558483
no homo btw

i dont even eat meet but i dump greese down the pipes to get back at the rental jew

Why am I seeing so much retarded hate for landlords recently? Are you people shitty tenants?

>>15557465
>It's like clogging your arteries over a life time with soul food
That only happen if you're fat.
You can eat shit food all your life, your arteries will not be clogged if you're not a subhuman obese piece of shit.

>>15558513
Because they are poor and therefore can't afford to live in accommodations they own, or are hard filtered by good landlords that do their own due diligence, so they have to live in slums owned by slumlords who don't give a shit because they have tenants that do dumb shit like intentionally pour oil down the drain as revenge for getting cucked.

>>15558147
>pasta for breakfast
How fat is she?

>>15558513
>Why am I seeing so much retarded hate for landlords recently
It's a lefty meme about how they kept their job during the government-mandated lockdowns since you're supposed to pay your rent, even though you might not be paid as usual because you don't work as usual.

Lefties hate having to pay for things they want.

I don't get it
If the oil is a liquid at room temperature, how is it going to clog up a drain

>>15558531
Could be pasta for salad. Of course it isn't but it could be. Just sayin'

>>15558540
Deposits sticking to the pipe walls and combining with the calcium to create blocks I think.

>>15557442
It'll clog the pipes over time and if it's really bad you and your neighbors could potentially clog the actual city drain pipes- in which case they may fine the shit out of you.

>>15557759
Who doesn't remember the childhood fun of having your mother hand you a trash bag and tell you to shove it in someone else's trashcan discretely. God I loved that game

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>15558602
im 31 and my mom still does this lol

>>15558602
are you, you know...?

>>15557767
Soyboy beta dog, might as well euthenize it

>>15557748
>i just throw all that shit in my neighbor's yard. surrprised that he hasn't figured it out yet desu
Based, I do the same to my neighbour because he is a cunt and deserves it

>>15557158
>near sight of you

based, fuck landies. add a bit of rice to that and you will end up with cement like substance in the pipes.

>>15557777
checked

>>15558513
>>15558528
>>15558532
>be landlord
>buy up all available housing in an area, making it impossible for poor people to mortgage a house even remotely close to their place of work
>extort them by offering basic housing at a premium equal to that of a $400,000 15 year mortgage
>for a house they will never own
>it's the tenant's fault though
Landlords and their apologists will get the bullet, too.

>>15558873
>>be landlord
>>buy up all available housing in an area
No one does that.
Most people have barely the money to have a second house to rent.
You obviously have no knowledge of how real estate works.

>excess grease/oil

Just eat it. Get a nice slice of bread and mop it all up out of your pan/plate/bowl and eat it. Why waste precious calories?

>>15557146
I bet you're the same kind of piece of shit who would take their dog out on a walk and let it shit on the sidewalk without having a baggie to pick it up. Go fuck yourself you selfish nigger.

>>15559066
>Why waste precious calories?
Not only is vegetable oil bad for you and eating bread is anti-nutritive, stuff like oil or butter is really, really cheap.

Apart from my great-grandmother, I've never met someone so cheap.
If you want calories just eat a stick of butter or drink milk.

>>15559089
>take their dog out on a walk and let it shit on the sidewalk
Pick it up, janny.

>>15557158
>near sight of you

>>15557146
so you're a landlet? kek how embarassing

YES I pour oil down the drain
YES I don't separate my trash
YES I flick my cigarette buds out of my open window
YES I throw food packaging and bottles just onto the street where ever I'm walking

I don't know from which 3rd world shithole you guys hail from but where I live there exists a profession called 'garbage man', they walk around the city and pick up trash.

>>15559227
Wow cringe (but also kind of based!)

After changing oil on my vehicle I just dump it down the gutters at night. FUCK EVERYONE!

>>15559227
The horseshoe theory is true after all.

When something is cringe enough, it's becoming based in a way.

>>15559227
Based job creator, without this Anon someone would not have a job and be going hungry, it is your moral duty to litter unless you want litter pickers children to starve, do you want children to starve?

>>15559227
eternally based

>>15558873
>it's the tenant's fault though
Yes.

If you have an oil fired heating system like many do on the East Coast USA, you can burn that as fuel so long as it's refined enough.

Hell, people run diesel engines on cooking oil or repurposed engine oil.

>>15558784
recently had to do woodcutting and guess what? even the sawdust went down the sewer :^)

>>15559227
based! not so friendly reminder to also smoke while on the dinnertable so others get to enjoy the smoke too!

>>15559532
>not so friendly reminder to also smoke while on the dinnertable so others get to enjoy the smoke too!
this. when I was in Japan I freely smoked cigarettes in the tiny foodshops in Omoide Yokocho and you could tell the soyboy travelers didn't like it but they couldn't say anything because smoking is allowed indoors

>>15559532
>even the sawdust went down the sewer :^)
oopsie

>>15559557
based cancer man

>>15559557
based and ciggiepilled, ngl. whats your brand of choice?

>>15557968
>>15558768
>>15559108
ESL here.

Was trying to say "mere", but forgot the word and "mear" was incorrect, so I thought I had made up a word.

>>15557146
>Goes six days without functional plumbing before the landlord walks in with a bottle of liquid plumber

Wow. You sure showed him. Maybe take a shower now.

>>15557175
No skin off my nose.

Just pour it down and follow up with dish soap, dish soap emulsifies the oil on a pan so why would it not work in the pipes? Once every 8 weeks or so do baking soda and vinegar down the sink too, wa la

>>15559632
STFU bootlicker

>>15559675
I own my home flat out. Enjoy paying for something you don't even get to keep retard.

>>15559618
>ESL here.
>Was trying to say "mere"
We know. Do better next time, friend.

>>15559609
Blue American Spirits are the go to
Newports when I'm feeling some menthol
Seven Stars when I'm in Japan

>>15559675
Lmao retard.
Why is it that we're all capable to get our own home except you?

>>15558873
>>be landlord
>>buy up all available housing in an area, making it impossible for poor people to mortgage a house even remotely close to their place of work
dunno why there's always this conspiracy that everything bad is done for the sole expense of poor people
>city starts
>there's a few houses nearby
>city grows, people move to the city
>less and less land available for houses
>need to get further out from the city to find more land
>places near city get more expensive as demand rises because more people want to move near the city
Supply and demand faggot. Want prices to drop? Move where no one else is or hope COVID kills more people to free up space

>>15557296

>>15559767
People should be able to buy 'land' above other peoples land, i.e. pockets of air they could let their property get build on. that way cities would grow vertically instead of horizontally

>>15558513
/ck/ has a lot of seething brits on it for some reason

>>15559786
This is so retarded I don't know where to begin.

>>15559786
>plane flies over house
>GET OFF MY YARD

>>15559817
>Implying planes fly that close to buildings

>>15559802
Try to refute it, you literally can't. If my policy were implemented living space would increase 10-fold over night and LA would look like Hong Kong tier KINO by the end of the year

>>15559786
I'm going to buy land over your house and shit on your roof.

>>15559532
>based! not so friendly reminder to also smoke while on the dinnertable so others get to enjoy the smoke too!
Especially near pregnant women

>>15557175
>renting

>>15559838
My roof would be your floor, you dumbass

>>15558513
They never owned property so they don't know about property taxes.

I just make a little cup out of aluminum and let the bacon grease get solid and throw it in the garbage. My teen gf is vegan so don’t have to worry about her pouring any fat down the sink, I own the house so don’t want to fuck up the pipes.

>tfw landlord is family with no written agreement so rent is dirt cheap for my area but I have to do regular maintenance for small non repair or replacement stuff because they're jewhovahs witnesses
>Pulled my kitchen sink trap off and cleaned out huge globs of congealed grease

The last time I called the repair guy who is family of the landlords wife to fix my furnace because it was blowing cool air he just spit on his thumb and rubbed it on the sensors around the area where the gas ignites to heat the exchanger. I ended up paying 125 bucks for a real technician to come look at it, inspect it and I had a feeling it was a dirty flame sensor and it was. Last time the repair guy tried to fix something they left a dirty 500 dollar piece of equipment for months in my basement so I cleaned it up and had my dad store it for me. repair guy asked if someone picked up the tool when he "fixed" my furnace and I said I dunno like I was retarded. There's no one else besides him who would have come to pick it up so I don't know who he thought would have picked it up.

>>15559832
If games like FF7 and Deus Ex:HR are any indication, the lower levels of ownership will be the new slums. If your thought was to help poor people, this would make it worse in every case possible. I do bet that people are thinking of doing this, so enjoy being able to look up at the sky before I own your airspace and make your only view me pooping on your property like >>15559838 said

>>15559786
>vertical land

>>15559869
again, your floor is my roof so you will be taking a shit out of your window onto the street at best and even then you don't see people doing this IRL

>>15559879
take your meds schizo

>>15559786
>that way cities would grow vertically
If a building isn't made from ground to be of a certain height, the change you will be able to make is minimal. Maybe a single additional floor.

You cannot take a random house and put 10 new floors on top without having to raze and do everything from the foundation.

>>15557924
this! have an upboat fellow redditor!

>>15559856
>My roof would be your floor, you dumbass
No because I would put my house on steel beams with a few yards of separation between your house and my house, and I would put a hole into the floor of my house to then shit on your roof.

>>15559862
>teen gf
Based.

>vegan
Not based.

>>15559904
what is pic related

>>15559917
regulation would make that illegal.

>>15559934
these buildings were designed from the groundup to be tall. it is all about the foundation. you don't need to be an architect to understand this basic concept.

How long should wait before doing this? I don't want to clog the drain while I'm in this rental but I don't give a fuck if the shitty agency has to fix it when I leave. If I'm moving out in 6 months should I start in 5 months or 4 months?

>>15559934
>regulation would make that illegal.

>h-hello, is this m-mister law man?
>p-pwease, can you come, i have my neighbor that's sh-pooping on my house again!
>this is the 10th time this week, i-imagine the smell

>>15559958
Even if you could only add only a few floors at best it would double the living space at worst and depending on the foundation of a given building go beyond that. It's a good plan, building regulation that limit the height of buildings have fucked over SF in a lot of areas for example.

>>15559970
Unless you're dumping gallons every day it takes years to clog.

>>15558250
>salted water
>plants

>>15559971
The idea is to provide as much living space as possible so buying up space and not using it to have an apartment in that space wouldn't even be legal in the first place.

>>15557175
>Throwing away bacon grease
Nigger

>>15559977
>buy a house in a decent neighborhood
>suddenly all my neighbors are building floors upon floors
>no sunlight anymore except from a single direction
regulations are there for a reason and tall buildings are the epitome of cultureless NWO judeo-satanism.

>>15558513
It causes friction.

The Jew loves nothing more than in-fighting among people, because he can hide better.

>>15558513
Libshitz reddit plebs owing property?

"FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT!!!", the eternal cuck wrote from his 900+ $ iphone.

>>15559992
the regulations that cuck SF are hardly in neighborhoods you'd call decent. Obviously America is big enough to have both gated communities at the outskirts and high rises in the city. In terms of living quality having more supply in form of these new high rises would enable Americans to live close to their place of work instead of having to commute for 2 hours in traffic.

I simply
>pour oil into ziplock bag
>toss out with trash
As a bonus, they make good things to toss onto a car or driveway of an asshole neighbor.

Protip: if you have a dishwasher, and the drain line is router through your garbage disposal or sink’s drain pipe, you’re probably fine to throw that shit down your drain. Assuming you (like most people) run your dishwasher about 20x more often than you fry in oil. Dishwasher detergent is caustic as fuck, and will clear oil/fat (within reason) out of the drainage line it flows through.

>>15557481
Extremely based

>put oil and whatever liquid shit I want into my pipes
>when things are not evacuating smoothly after a few years I just ask my plumber father in law to buy a bottle of professional pipe cleaner that is not available to the public

No issue whatsoever.
I even use it to clean my toilets. Even if the toilets have months of oil and shit stain at the bottom of the bowl, if you use professional cleansers, everything existing inside those toilets except the porcelain and the PVC will be purged, and the toilet will look new.

>>15559786
You can. It's call air rights or vertical development rights and can go for millions in places like new york where there are weirdly shaped skyscrapers that jut out over other smaller buildings and roads.

>>15559675
the only people who should rent are people like me who can afford a home but don't want to deal with daily maintenance shit. If you cant afford a home right now, MOOOOOVE. FUCKING MOOOVE, you dont need to live in a fucking top tier city when you make <30k per year.

>>15560114
>what are students

>>15557425
I thought everyone did that...

>>15560123
students make up a small percentage. but also, if you are a student who can't even afford rent, maybe you should look at a different school. rent, whether it's dorm or outside, is pretty much an extension of the tuition.
if you really can't afford 4 years at a certain school but really want to go there, consider community college, then transferring. Also, No. Tuition is not too expensive if you are getting a real degree. the premium you get from having a degree vastly outweighs the cost of school.

for schools, cites, and shit. Everyone has an expectation in life that they must be the top 1% in everything they do (1% of the average worker, not billionairs, they skew it). top 1% schools, top 1% in investing for retirement, top 1% in their job position. you don't need top 1% status to live a good life.

>>15559786
>>15559802
>>15559817
>>15559838
>>15559904
Futurists have looked at this concept. Buildings with a gazillion floors aren't all that viable, and it's not because of the foundations or the materials you build it from. It's the elevators.
Suppose you live on floor 1082, but your job is on floor 802. Think of all the people that have to travel between those floors, all day, every day, and the time it takes an elevator to traverse that distance, making periodic stops at intervening floors. Other big problem, heat waste. Getting rid of excess heat (beyond what you could use for survival or power generation) is one of the biggest chokepoints for building megastructures like that. Y'all should look into some Isaac Arthur occasionally.

>>15560187
I don't think anyone is suggesting structures 1000 floors tall. Just normal high rises, 10 stories tops.

>>15560201
You mean like an apartment? With a landlord? And that landlord owns the land and the sky and ground above and below it?

>>15560212
Yeah, multiple landlords.
>And that landlord owns the land and the sky and ground above and below it?
Not anymore

Funny story, in Ancient Rome during the 2nd century they had to pass a law preventing buildings from being built higher than 7 stories tall (those buildings were for residential purposes, for the working class working in Rome) because there were too many incidents of the buildings falling down or spreading fire.

>>15560219
So a condominium?

>>15560234
Yes, something like that. I'd be difficult to convert old property into that kind of condominium without dispossessing current landowners

Wow so big pp huge

>>15557158
>near sight of you

>>15557175
>Renting

Enjoy paying for someone else's investment idiot

>>15557481

>>15557158
>near sight of you

>>15559934
>bugman aspires to live in a bug city
imagine my shock

>>15558251
go back home

>>15560289
what do you think your mom does when you're living under her roof

>>15557296
kek

>>15560212
The virgin landlord
>has never left the ground
>rents to shitty tenants who pour oil down the drain
>follows earthly law

The chad skylord
>owns no land
>lives in the sky
>rents only to angelic beings
>the sky is free and unregulated

YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY!!!

>>15560258
And ruining local infrastructure. Every free plot of land near me is being turned into a condo. Whats the point of giving everyone vertical housing if they still have to use roads to go to work and such? If you make what counts as commie blocks but also have working quarters is that good for humanity? It feels like that would just encourage more mindless, vice driven consumerism

>>15559999
>>15560000

>>15560941
Gets haha

>>15557290
>500lb Grizzly

Thats a tiny Grizzly bear

>>15557900
>>15559990
Yeah, I don't understand. The one (1) time I cooked enough bacon in advance that I had too much oil left over, I filtered it and saved it to cook with later that week. If you were concerned about health, you wouldn't be buying bacon in the first place.

I swear /ck/ is the last good board left lmao

>>15557146
Tell that to your plumber or apartment maintenance.

>>15559632
I used to chew cornstarch clumps

>>15557146
fucking based
DABBING on society

>>15561850
dont have to tell apartment maintenance u poured bacon grease down the drain. plua it's still their problem to fix

>>15558545
>calling it salad removes calories

>>15559059
>most people
well obviously we aren't talking about 'most people', idiot. Most people aren't the president, does that mean the president can't be a problem?

>>15557442
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg

>>15560220
That really wasn't funny at all, just a boring and obvious fact. I'm surprised they even knew how to make buildings that tall so how the fuck would they be able to fight fires higher than that without running water?

>>15559227
>YES I flick my cigarette buds out of my open window
>YES I throw food packaging and bottles just onto the street where ever I'm walking
these 2 are cringe

>>15561927
>how dare you throw out a small wad of cotton and paper! think of the environment!
though to be fair regular butts take longer to degrade than hand-rollies like I smoke, that's literally just plant matter and paper. Plus I've heard the nicotine-soaked cotton in regular pack-cig butts get shredded by birds and incorporated into nests and fucks up their eggs or something, like DEET but not as bad.

>>15561918
They built the fucking Colosseum, and they had running water.

>>15561959
No they didn't, not in a way that you could easily blast water to the 7th floor. The collusem is not a skyscraper, anyway. It's a wide circle.

>>15561918
You don't know the first thing about history, halfwit.

>>15561894
Salad has such a liberal use, with or without vegetables. Pasta salad is served cold with vegetables and sometimes beans though.

>>15557146
>>15561879
>not saving all of your waste fats so you make explosives
ngmi

>>15561971
You are legitimately moving goalposts, you uneducated fuck.

>>15561974
Says the guy who feels the need to share "uber truths" or whatever kind of reddit cringe page that was from in places where no one cares to begin with.

>>15557146
Plumber here, thanks for the business brah

>it's another "burger wagies who gotta live next to the big heckin' citerino complain about the price of land in an extremely overcrowded environment" episode
Why are you retards like this?

>>847045461
Sodium hydroxide will turn all that oil into soap.... unless soap isn't your thing.

I do this in every apartment I’ve ever lived in. I always make sure I’m on the top floor so I can be loud as fuck and clog drains below me. I flooded someone’s kitchen and living room TWICE in six months. Laughed my ass off for days both times

can't you just flush it down with soapy boiling hot water?

The best of this thread is all the rentcucks thinking they are getting back their jewish landlord.
Stay mad and especially stay poor rentcucks
>t. homeowner

>>15562250
If they make their landlord pay more money for an inconvenience then I'd call that getting back at them

>>15562041
>you uneducated fuck
Go back to r*ddit

>>15561981
it's still pasta you fucking mongoloid

It's all fun and games unless you only got one toilet.

>>15562377
I'm just offering an explanation, you don't have to bite my head off.

>>15557158
>near sight of you

>>15557679
Do you really think someone would just go on the internet and tell lies

>>15559089
I actually pick up after my dog and throw the shit in someone’s yard or car.

>>15559089
We no longer live in a society where caring about the common good makes sense

>>15562373
Just stay a retard for the rest of your life.

>>15557146
These threads are my absolute favorites on /ck/. Watching rentie vs landlord scum shitflinging is insanely based

>>15559958
Dont you try to fucking tell me that some dumb shit Chinese cunt designed this fucking hovel.

>>15557296
lel

>>15559059
There are families that legit live like feudal lords in the US since they own 75% of the property in their towns.

>>15559970
Day before you move out start feeding over boiled spaghetti down the garbage disposal. Thank me later.

>>15558513
They fucked up the housing market in my city trying to get rich off Airbnb.
Now there's record homelessness, and rents have skyrocketed.
Once the covidbux stop coming and the eviction ban ends, there's gonna be a complete shitshow.

>>15557290
>live in glacier county montana

>fuck that never again, down the sink she goes boys

Hope you enjoy that septic system repair bill.

Why do so many (((landlords))) browse this website?

>>15563361
They don't have to work so they enjoy decadent activities like food and cooking full-time

>>15563361
When you have no real job besides being a leach you have plenty of time for 4chan.

Landlord's are so full of fucking shit, I live in a 3 bedroom and the LL collected 3.3k every month, and never has to do anything besides a few hundred bucks per year for water. It's a scam, they are degenerate bums.

>>15561894
No different from eating some bread for breakfast. You think only fat people eat bread for breakfast?

>>15563573
they're just middlemen on the bigger scam which is banking. most landlords don't actually own the property, and most of that money gets kicked up to the bank in mortgage payments

>>15563584
Yeah, property "owners" should have to have a certain percentage of equity before they can rent a property. Or something to address these scumbags.

Seriously my landlord and their loud shitty family live above me and are total degenerates. They collect almost 40k a year and I think they are also scamming disability insurance. Makes me sick.

FUCK LANDLORDS. FUCK WASTE MANAGEMENT.

>>15557296

>>15559987
>she salts her pasta water
why?

>>15557146
>not my problem

>Not scooping it out of the sewers and frying some authetic chinese cuisine

>live in an apartment complex
>buy litres of oil and lard every week
>pour oil and lard down the drain everyday for no other reason but to fuck up the plumbing
>force the landlord to fix the plumbing every month

>>15563573
Then move, you idiot. You idiots paying for the overpriced housing are part of the problem.

pouring grease down the drain brought to you by the same people who don't return their cart at the grocery store

>>15557296
jej

>>15557146
You're the same faggot that would flush wet wipes down the toilet. All that grease and insoluble debris builds up eventually, and it can clog entire sewer ducts. That is, if you're even connected to a larger city sewer. If you've got a septic tank you're literally only hurting yourself.

>>15557146
>he doesn't yeet it off his balcony in the middle of the night

>>15558527
>this is what a dumb nigge brain moron actually thinks
Yes. And you can smoke 100 packs a death and not get cancer as long as you do cardio and work out, right fucktard? Literally eat a bullet you dumb nigger.

>>15563834
Apples and oranges. Being a lard ass with diabetes is going to wreak havoc on your heart muscles with insulin and inflammation. Being fit and eating like shit wont do much damage.

>>15563834
>packs a death

>>15563754
overpriced housing is where the jobs are faggot.

>>15557158
>near sight of you

>>15557158
>near sight of you

>>15563932
City nigger cope. There's plenty of high paying jobs in areas where housing is cheap.

>>15557679
>questioning if someone on 4chan has autism
Come on, how new are you?

>>15563932
So you choose to live there because of the benefits. Seems like the system is working fine, and you just like bitching.

>>15557158
>near
>sight
>of you

>>15557146
It will be when your pipes clog, permitting you actually own your home and aren't a rentcuck...

>>15564019
but significantly less
like, the only reason to live out in a cheap housing area is if you've already secured a job out there
If you want the flexibility of choosing from multiple career paths instead of basically being stuck 50 miles away from the nearest metropolitan area then city living is a must

>>15563831
Has this ever happened to you?

>>15559680
enjoying paying for property taxes, homeowner's insurance, repairs, replacing appliances, updating the house to keep its value, the value of the house plummeting in inevitable real estate crashes, landscaping, HOA fees, interest on your mortgage, and the bank foreclosing on you if you don't pay your mortgage. but at least you "own" it lmao.

>>15564248
If you own a home "flat out" as he said, you don't pay a mortgage. But you knew that. You're being retarded on purpose, right?

>>15564205
It depends on where you live and skill set, every major city I know of barely have any jobs available, or at-least jobs with a salary you can comfortably live on without a uni degree. I know of plenty of job openings begging for tradesmen in rural and small cities that offer salaries that you can comfortably save and buy a house within 5-10 years.

>>15564278
if that's the case then take away the last two and add the expense of spending a massive heap of cash on a house instead of investing it. or he inherited the house, then that's cool.

>>15564248
I quite enjoyed having my house go up in value by $60 grand without doing anything, just by the neighborhood I lived in getting more valuable. I especially enjoyed getting my current townhouse at $30 grand below asking because of the coof scaring off buyers. I anticipate my current property going up even more in the coming years, since my current set-up is even better.
But you do you. I'm sure your landlord has your future financial best interest in mind.

>>15557146
my best friend is a plumber and on his behalf, FUCK YOU

>>15557679
>bullshit story
sorry, but no. Just because you’re a little retarded Jerry’s Kid homo with no spine doesn’t mean every else is. Nice projecting, queer.

>>15564102
Of course using that logic rent count be 10,000 a month and the system would be working fine.

You're a jealous faggot, ultimately.

>>15564375
I'm jealous that I don't pay rent? I don't follow you.

>>15564317
>noooooooo you can't just make work for my best friend!!!

>>15564248
You pay for that in the rent, moron.

Why don't people just set it on fire outside?

>>15557934
more like you will fuck over the second renter when shit backs up

>>15557146
Just pour it in the trash can. It will be your problem when it clogs your drain and you don't have a sink

>>15564829
I save that for the tires and plastic

i built a barge out of car batteries to live on as a foundation out at sea

never thrown oil in the garbage
not once
never will

>>15559059
>>15559767
It's not a conspiracy, it's just the consequences of a society that approves of and encourages rent-seeking behavior. if the 100 richest families in a town each get 10 rental properties that's 900 families that are forced to pay a higher rate to live in town.
If a couple of those families start a rental company and get 100 properties each the number goes up even more.
Since there is a proven business model to make money that way banks will approve loans to build a rental business making it easier for more people to enter it and increasing the number of homes that are only available to rent.
Eventually things will grow bad enough that the little guy votes in a socialist to fuck over the upper-middle class, or they turn to crime and destroy the neighborhood.

>>15557146

Its free fuel. I burn it on my bonfires, its pretty based.

>>15565241
this is true, the pendulum of social change is swinging faster and faster and neither party is competent enough to slow it down. Class warfare is hitting mainstream appeal, if trump won again the blame could be placed on him, but it never happened...hope europe is not as fucked as the US

Can pipes get clogged up with semen as well? Been beating it in these last few years in the shower and I've noticed the drain getting clogged up more frequently. I figure it's just my pubes causing because I just dump a bunch of chemicals and it fixes the problem for a couple weeks.

>>15557146
>t. nigger

>>15565275
From experience with dumping cum into my onaholes and then into the sink; yes, they actually do. Your cleaning chemical might be enough to clean it out though, what happened to me is the semen and lube mixture clumped together with hair to create a pretty solid blockage.

>>15565241
Most rentals are apartments though and most people living in them cannot afford to buy and don't even want to buy them.

>>15565283
That's true, but that doesn't negate the point that an expanding rental market pushes out potential homeowners. Besides, you can own a unit in a building. They're called condos.

>>15559227
>cigarette buds
Nearly as bad as
>>15557158
>near sight of you
So many mongs in one thread. It’s like visiting the USA.

>>15560187
>Y'all
Go back soy tourist

>>15565299
Condos are available in excess where I'm from.

>>15565438
Then the price is too high. Some landlord is sitting on them until the market price is forced up.

>>15557158
>frogposter

>>15562406
faggot

>>15557146
Based. Fuck this gay earth.

>>15558532
Its more like the absolutely insane rent hikes we see every year. I make 6 figures in a Midwest shithole I shouldn't be spending a third of my income for a 1br

>>15564317
he gets paid for it you stupid nigger, also your reaction image is retarded, redditor "i think im so cool"-tier, and doesn't work

wont this clog your pipes? nothing a little draino cant fix but still seems like a bad idea when the garbage is right there

i just dump mine over my balcony lol. its pretty much killed my down stairs neighbors bush but no one live these right now

>>15561020
for you

>>15563831
Extremely based

>>15566814
You pour hot grease into your garbage can?

>>15559669
Using vinegar and baking soda together to clean is an absolute meme. They neutralize each other to the point that you may as well just use water. That chemical reaction dissolves absolutely nothing.

Using baking soda and boiling water down your drain works better. Or boiling water and vinegar. Or vinegar and rubbing alcohol. Or a detergent/soap and boiling water. But not baking soda and vinegar together, and not soap and vinegar together. You're just wasting your chemicals if you do.

>>15566886
no you wait for it to cool, pour it back into the bottle, then toss it. after you have strained it and used it multiple times until its spent i mean

>>15557219
dumping oil down the drain pollutes waters and is the main reason you shouldnt do that

>believing the fat(((berg))) lie

lol

>>15557748
my friend does that to his neighbor's yard but it's not trash, it's literally every single piece of dogshit and litter box crap he has to clean up after his pets.
his neighbor's treeline is being fertilized for free.

>>15557146
I'll do you one better, what's the temperature like where you live?

>>15557158
>near sight of you

>>15561913
>Fatbergs form at the rough surfaces of sewers where the fluid flow becomes turbulent. In pipes and tubes with smooth inner linings, fluid near the containing wall flows only slightly slower than fluid in the central channel of the pipe; thus, the whole volume of fluid flows smoothly and freely. When fluid encounters an obstruction, a resulting swirl of water starts trapping debris.

Literally from the article. It's only bad for the government, and only if people keep flushing non-biodegradeable wipes down toilets.

>>15558873
You dumb turbo nigger, the corporate landlords will just consolidate their power since they have lots of liquidity and easy access to loans to cover costs while they evict tenants. The small mom and pop landlords suffer since they can't get bank loans on their equity anymore to cover for your retarded ass. And FYI once the corporate landlords consolidate all the housing from the small mom and pops, good luck finding a place to live if you've ever done something naughty online and your social credit score is in the shitter.

>>15557146
>>15557158
>>15562055
>>15562159

Ok I'll bite. I've been doing this for 15 years, albeit always with plenty of soapy warm water and nothing has happened to my house yet. How much longer do I have to wait? From all the replies here, it sure sounds like my house was suppressed to implode into a black hole every two months. Seriously, how much longer?

>>15559066
because i dont treat myself like a trashcan you goober

>>15558720
fucking kek

>>15567601
It's not only about your house or property, it's about the whole water waste system. The pipes get clogged, and then the municipality has to hire someone to clean it up, and where do you think they'll get the money? Taxes.

>>15567601
I've been throwing my trash in the local park every day for 15 years. I haven't heard any issues about it so what's the problem?

You're making it everyone else's problem because it'd a collective buildup issue. It's not just your pipes it's the whole municipal system that ultimately suffers.

>>15567620
>>15567632
So most of the replies here are completely ignorant or simply lying?
Also, unfortunately, taxes are issued unconditionally. What you're saying is that taxes might be spent on actual work being done instead of going into pockets of corrupt politicians?
Also, I've been doing this for 15 years and city's plumbing is fine. You still haven't answered the question - how long until something breaks either in my house or the city plumbing? If it's long enough then one breakage that's already paid for in advance with taxes every several decades is worth the convenience of not having to specially deal with leftover oil.

If I do that in my place it's gonna clog up in no time due to design flaw, the angle from my sink is not steep enough and the pipe is too thin.

>>15557158
>at the near sight of you

>>15557156
Shut up retard

>>15557158
>near sight of you

>>15557146
Based.

I pour it into empty tin cans and just toss them once theyre full. Its the polite thing to do, I used to work real estate management during college so Im respectful of other peoples property, plus I own my house now so I would just be hurting myself.

>>15561913
>Fat(((berg)))

>>15557158
>near sight of you

>>15557146
Pour some dish soap into the oil
Mix with hit water and the sink's spray setting
Pour down the drain worry free

>>15561913
This is hilarious. I just made some bacon and poured the grease down the drain, fuck my gay city I hope they have a hard time

>>15557679
It's not obviously bullshit. My pops still dumps shit where he think he can get away with it, simply because he doesn't think he should have to pay for garbage/furniture/etc. collection when there is a plenty of underused space to dump it. And his response to getting called out on it is to always portray it as a "him vs. the man" struggle. Won't even admit that throwing a couch or garbage out on some random street or gully is littering, since the birds will use it or it will just get buried over time or such.

It's just relatable enough that finding someone genuinely arguing for more littering on /ck/ wouldn't be that surprising.

>>15557146
>Why is my rent going up? WHY?!!!

>>15557158
>near sight of you

>>15558250
I think if I did that they'd try to eat me

>>15570973
Feed me, Seymour

>>15567577
>It's only bad for the government,
based