/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15532004
>retardedly
I see what you did there cheeky bastard

>>15532009
good catch, anon

>>15532004
Add chicken strips and HONEY mustard on biscuits and you're good to go.

Well mustard is the world's best condiment, so yeah

i think sling blade is the film that got me the closest to crying

Yellow mustard is gods chosen condiment.

>>15534429
I think the last movie I cried at was my most recent viewing of Napoleon Dynamite

>>15534457
really? it's been a while since i watched it but i don't recall it being cry-worthy

>>15532004
>I like gravy on them tators mmmmmmmm

>>15534461
It's a movie about the transformative power of love and friendship and how the only way to truly access that power is by having the courage to be yourself no matter what.

>>15534492
i guess you're right!

>>15534501
Most of the scenes with Frank and Karl talking in the woods are fucking heart wrenching.

I like to eat chocolate chip cookies with a little bit of mustard

>>15532004
Digestive or hobnob?

>>15534718
American

>>15534492
Deb is so cute. I love her

>>15534719
Thanks for the clarification

>>15534752
You're welcome.

>>15534723
How do you think she cooked her delicious bass?

Does /ck/ ever talk movies?
Could be a thread for food related cinema like Waiting... or Sideways or My Dinner with Andre

>>15535376

>>15535411
Ratatouille is a key /ck/ film
Wish we'd talk about documentaries like I Like Killing Flies.

>>15535451
>documentaries
This one os kino and it actually made McDonald's change their menu

>>15535411
>>15535451
Babette's Feast is the true /ck/ flick.
I don't think I've ever seen people here discussing Sideways at all.

(Sorry, I don't have any webms from BF)

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>>15535787
overrated

>>15535536
I heard a lot of this documentary is fake or at least taken out of context.
>>15535708
Never seen Babette's feast but boy did chef piss me off with it's ending.

>>15532004
Why does biscuit have such a wide definition. I thought it meant cookie, but see it used in relation to literal buns or some fucking chicken thing (?!)

>>15537814
Why are biscuits only once cooked? It literally means bis coctus or twice cooked

>>15537814
Americans used it mean a type of flaky, layered breakfast bread, served either with gravy or as a sandwich.
The bongs use it to mean dry ass cookie. IDK which one came first

>>15534429
Did you not see the ending coming?
Go watch some movies where the dog dies

>>15535411
My Dinner with Andre is hardly about food, how about Eat Drink Man Woman?

>>15535536
It helps to pack on the pounds and fuck up your liver enzymes when you're pounding vodka every night. They kinda left that part out

>mustard biscuits

Do white people really?

>>15537941
originally biscuits (in France) were twice cooked and unleavened. Once to set the dough, then low and slow for a while to dry them out which improved preservation. I don't think anybody does that anymore

>>15539111
dry ass cookie came first. Thanks Dutchmen

>>15532004

not really

>>15534429

sling blade was fucking stupid and dishonest. honestly i hated it and i think that it's garbage. excuse me for not falling for that sentimental bullshit.

>>15539324
A lot of southerners I've talked to think it was a really good representation of the south, instead of being dumbass racist hill people

>>15539255
>>15537556
Was Spurlock binge drinking during production? I didn't know that.
>>15539247
>how about Eat Drink Man Woman?
Never seen it. Tell us about it

>>15539347

yeah, well maybe they;re faggots too

>>15539351
He's an alcoholic. Anyways the math of CICO doesn't add up for the amount of weight he gained. He couldn't possibly have gained it all without additional sources of calories beyond 3 meals at McD's a day

>>15539351
>Eat Drink Man Woman
If you've been in /ck/ webm threads you have definitely seen the opening where the old Chinese guy is making some kind of elaborate feast for his daughters. It kind of reminds me of Tokyo Story where there is a divide between generations. idk it's about family and food is involved a lot because gramps used to be a bigshot chef at a hotel or something

Hope you like reading though, I don't think they dubbed it ever

>>15539406
Well I'd say about half of them agree that it was sentimental bullshit as well

>>15539351
I haven't heard about him drinking but I don't think gaining 10 lbs in 5 days is possible given the calorific intake.
Another film I should bring up, even though I haven't watched it, is Big Night. Seems like a very /ck/ film.

>>15539436
>math of CICO doesn't add up
>>15539481
>I don't think gaining 10 lbs in 5 days is possible
He probably weighed himself dehydrated with an empty colon and then later weighed himself full of piss and shit
Not to defend his methods but rather explain them, water weight alone is a big difference.

I think that "Karl" was the "funny retard character" that Thornton used to do to amuse people at parties and among his buddies. Then as a joke, they got the idea to make a funny "Karl movie." And then later on they got the idea to try to make it a serious drama, as an even bigger joke. And then audiences actually fell for it.