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Starting just before noon, maybe 10. And then drink until you pass out. My favorite summer pasttime

>>15534551
Yes.

>>15534551
Evening. If at any other time, you need to reevaluate your life.

>>15534580
came here to post this

>>15534551

RIGHT. Now.

>>15534551
3am so it feels like you have the whole world to yourself.

>>15534551
anytime if i'm with my friends

>>15534745
Loser.

>>15534812
Me only drinking socially is being a loser?
Sure buddy go drink yourself numb alone at 8pm
Patethic alkie

>>15534551
Depends on what you're having.
Vodka from the freezer with my morning coffee out on the lawn in Winter is comfy but probably not good for me.
I'd never had red wine in the morning, though.
Beer is more of an afternoon think I feel. Whisky for after dinner.

>>15534551
All three.

>>15534567
fpbp

i do the same

Only during working hours, sober up before bed

>>15534551
45 minutes or less before bed

>>15534551
Every couple hours so i stop shaking

>>15534551
Not anymore.

I dress in my grandads old suit and pretend I am a Mad Man, I even ask my mum to hold my calls while I go for three hour lunches (I go in the basement).
I put ice tea in whisky bottles and just pour myself drink after drink.
I tried lighting a cigarette in my office but mummy almost beat my ass up so smoke free for me

>>15534865
>I'd never had red wine in the morning, though.
Not great, you really want to have eaten something that day. Rose goes down much better.

>>15537360
Based and neetpilled

>>15534551
YES.

>>15534551
5PM-Midnight

>>15537474
If I don't eat anything, a glass of Cabernet will have me puking within 20 mins. So I usually stick with low-tannin Pinor Noirs. I've never had a Rose yet, I don't want the guy at the liquor store to think I'm gay.

>>15537674
Hopefully when they finally get around to marketing pink wine for men it goes better than mangurt / brogurt.

>>15534551
I started on the whiskey a little early this morning, that's alright I was up all night but I passed out before the sun came up, I really wanted to see one of those.

It's best to start drinking during lunch at work and then continuing until you eventually pass out

>Buying rose
You can get for yourself, but if it helps you can pretend it's for a girl or a party. Pro-tip: The person ringing up the register doesn't care. They just want your money.

>>15534551
Start drinking in the AM, stop no later than 5pm.

Drinking itself is hard enough on your body, and if you allow alcohol to interrupt your sleep it's even worse. If you drink during the day and quit by 5pm you should be sobering up by the time you go to bed, meaning you can still get a good nights rest. It also means you are awake for the whole experience, so you get to enjoy being drunk instead of passing out part way through.

Healthier. More enjoyable. Better value.

>>15539028
did you learn that one from your dad? did you think you were really that much of a headache inducing piece of sh*t that he beat your ass at the dinner table? he was hung over. shut up.

>>15534551
11am if im day drinking and hanging out. 5pm if im relaxing. 9pm if im partying

>>15539059
How drunk are you right now?

>>15539093
i had a beer like 68 hours ago

I work nights, so on the first "day" of the weekend I usually start right slamming shots at 5:30-6:00 AM, maybe a few beers and a meal if I can bother making one, and then continue until I pass out, usually sometime between 11:00AM and 5:00PM.
If I bought a handle of something, I'll probably continue the bender right after I wake up, and keep until there is no longer enough to keep my nice and drunk for at least a few more hours. Sobering up is much nicer when you've had a few hours of sleep to start off with.

This is a terrible way to pass the time, but its still better than doing it sober.

>>15534551
Morning for confidence for the day
Noon for a booster
Night to get shitfaced but only if you did something that advanced your goals

I started cooking a big portion of food.
400 g Asian style pork
2 spoons of oil
640 g Asian style mixed veggies
2 cups of dry rice
Then I started drinking some rum.
When I woke up the 700ml rum bottle was empty and all the food was gone.
Where did it go? Did I really consume all that in a single night?

>>15534580

Whenever I play tf2, I am a demoman method actor

>>15534551
Right after you give up on your life. Drinking is for weaklings

>Get drunk in the evening
>wake up feeling slightly hungover and tired
>become extremely horny when the hangover wears off and fap like 3 times that day
Anyone else have this?