/ck/ - Food & Cooking

cheese sloppa or sloppa cheese?

i would have downed the one on the right a few years ago. thank god I stopped eating like garbage before I hit 20. i was such a fatass teenager.

>>15518852
Between those two, chicken. With a knife and fork, because I don't feel like unhinging my jaw today.

>>15518852
How the fuck are you supposed to eat either one? Fuck any place that makes a giant impractical burger outside of like an eating challenge.

>>15518852
They both look like a nightmare to actually eat, but the chicken might actually be possible so I'll go with that.

>>15518883
Quiet, bitch.

>>15518852
Beef cause I'm not a sniveling little baby. Chicken burgers are for dick sucking soiboys. When I eat chicken I eat a motherfucking roast chicken.

>>15518899
When was the last time you got a prostate exam?

>>15518883
>"How the fuck are you supposed to eat either one? Fuck any place that makes a giant impractical burger outside of like an eating challenge."

>>15518904
Never, why?

Deepfry chicken in beer and crushed chips batter.

>>15518852
Between those, chicken. Do you see that bottom bun for the hamburger? Imagine poking that, or trying to pick it up; nothing but grease will run between your fingers. I'm almost ready to dry heave thinking about it. Think about how soggy it'll be.

>>15518935
>"Between those, chicken. Do you see that bottom bun for the hamburger? Imagine poking that, or trying to pick it up; nothing but grease will run between your fingers. I'm almost ready to dry heave thinking about it. Think about how soggy it'll be."

I'm not a snake anon

the chicken has too many greens in it :3
I want the beef one

I don't really want either of them to be honest. The chicken breast itself looks alright.

>>15518859
>thank god I stopped eating like garbage before I hit 20. i was such a fatass teenager.
if youre active, you can still eat stuff like that in your 20's

>>15518904
Two days ago. Tomorrow I will have another, just in case.

>>15519006
This

i'm in my 30s and I can still eat that provided I consider how much else I eat that day and keep working the fuck out

>>15518913
thats the face you have to make to fit the burger into your mouth

Made some double patty burgers on a new cast iron
Cameras shit but my god it tasted so good, I'm just counting down when I can next have some

>>15518913
post weight

>>15518852
those burgers look like that picture of sam hyde

>>15520166
no tomatoes?

Soyjakposting should be a capital offense.

>>15518852
Chicken, bottom bun is going to be less soggy and has a better protein to topping ratio.

>>15520166
>Three double patty burgers
>Entire additional bowl of wedges on the side
>See reflection in the laptop
Post weight fatass.

>>15520380
God, yes. The site would get so much better.

>>15518852
I'm sick of chicken, so beef.

>>15518859
>thank god I stopped eating like garbage before I hit 20.

im a transphobe so ill take the chicken sandwich

>>15520198
324 lbs

>>15520166
Gee Billy, three burgers?

>>15518852
The one on the right but only from the top beef patty up and with a new bottom bun underneath

>>15520474
SHUTUP MOM IT'S MY LIFE

>>15520484
Wisdom.

>>15518852
both in order to draw a comparison

>>15518852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGzae5ZUPtc

>>15518883
Fuck you bruce.

>>15518883

boi you just go in like you're eating pussy. Then again you wouldn't know what that's like. Maybe eating a big hotdog will come more naturally to a dicksucking faggot like you.

>>15520659
The only pussy that looks like is a heavily used, prolapsed pussy

>>15520454
Based

>>15518852
Neither, they're both disgusting shit for fatasses. Reduce the sauces on the chicken by half and maybe. The bottom bun on that burger is disintegrating.

>>15520474
It's six burgers

>>15520659
those look a lot more like Nikocado's coinslot than any pussy i've seen.

>>15520659 is confirmed gay for Nikocado's blown out asshole.

>>15518852
Fuck, I'll just own it.

I'd eat both. I might have to stretch the ol' gut with water the day before but totally doable.

All the while thinking of all the starving children that can go fuck themselves.

>>15518852

>>15520659
If I ate pussy like I ate burgers I'd be in prison

>>15519006

try 30 bro
just have a way to work out at home and be obsessive compulsive about it and eat anything you want