/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15491244
Combination of fork and fork+spinning

The top two are the only methods that don't make you look like a sociopath.

This seems like a really roundabout way to ask someone to post the spaghetti scissors webm.

>>15491244
why the FUCK would you need a spoon to spin noodles around a fork?

>>15491276
some people have manners anon

I puree it and drink it

>>15491244
Fuck off back to twitter

>>15491244
I don't eat carbohydrates.

Fork and spork spinning. Trust me guys, it's a whole new ball game.

>>15491244
Knife and fork, what do you expect me to eat it with chopsticks like a slant eyes or fingers like a brown skin?!

>>15491299
I'm so tempted to eat spaghetti with chopsticks next time I make it. Something tells me it's going to be a pain in the ass, but whatever. What's the fun in dinner without playing with your food?

>>15491244
Chopsticks, they're god-tier for eating spaghetti

fork and spinning is the only correct way, why is this a thread

>>15491244

None of that because I break the spaghetti in half so the noodles aren't insanely long to where I have to do stupid swirls, twirls and and extra utensils.

>>15491244
chopsticks

I don't eat spaghetti. I dislike messy, tedious food. I use penne pasta or spirals.

>>15491244
just fork

>>15491244
Straight fork at home. Makes a bit of a splatter though. Spin fork on plate when out and about because less splatter.

>>15491244
None of you chuds put it on the toast and eat it!?

>>15491330
actually false. they are the perfect utensil for popcorn though

I use a knife, because I'm Italian

>>15491392
I need to know more about this pic

i dont eat carbs
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>15491244
Fork spinning champ right here.
>>15491276
>>15491285
It's supposed to be the excessively "polite" way to eat it, much like the upside-down fork.
>>15491662
Liar. If you were Italian you would pronounce it Eye-talian, the correct way.

>>15491400
t. Boomer cooklet

>>15491677
It's a murderous terrorist and his spaghetti.

>>15491244
I'm a hairdresser by day

>>15491292
I've actually done this for customers (old people with no teeth)

>>15491392
As it should be

>>15491244
Fuck spaghetti, disgusting variant of pasta.

I like spinning it on a spoon, even though it's dumb as hell. It's cool to use a spoon in a weird way like that.

Fork + spinning master race. Fork alone is inefficient, fork + spoon + spinning is for tryhard faggots and pedants, bottom two options are complete insanity.

I do fork + spinning
I hate that the people who do it like for+spoon and spinning tell me off for not using a spoon but I just hold the fork vertically and spin it on the plate. So the spoon is not really necessary.

fork and knife, but not to cut, but to help guide it onto the fork and sometimes spin it slightly so it stays in place.

>>15491979
this retard is angry at some flour strings

>>15491285
and you're still getting none incel

>>15491844
so what does he do when his plate is just nibs left?

>>15492438
he staples them back together.

>>15492100
Fuck you i have 10 gfs and i have sex 1000 times a month

>>15492438
Uh, ever heard of a spoon?

>>15491844
Based retarded Canadiens

>>15491244
Fork spin. But I'm not anal about getting it perfectly spun.

>>15491319
Don't do it. I tried and it doesn't work.
The pasta is too heavy and slippery to eat comfortably.

>>15491244
fork + spinning. I like to have some meatballs, use my fork to cut them in half, get some saucy noodles spun up on my fork and then stab one of the meatball halves to keep it all in a nice tight bundle then straight to my mouth.

>>15491247

>>15491244
Anal chug

>>15491292

This, but I like to pack mine into a juice box and drink it through a silly straw

>>15491244
Somewhere between fork and nothing

>>15491244
Fork only is the real and most efficient method for eating spaghetti. The whole spinning thing is a real pleb filter. You should be leaning over the food and shovelling the spaghetti straight into your mouth.

>>15491244
Fuck spaghetti. Penne renders it obsolete.

>>15493433
Penne a shit

>>15491244

I do not identify with any of them as I snap my spaghetti in half before adding it to a pot of boiling water.

>>15493433
Penne is even harder to pick up, but its my favorite too.

>>15491244
chopsticks.
hands down the best and easiest way.

>>15491844
This is actually 200 IQ.

>>15491244
Fork, except it's extreme quantities of spaghetti that defy gravity. By all means they should fall, but they don't. Probably because i eat it too fast.

>>15491392
>Yeah guys look look, he grab the spaghetti

>>15491657
Only lasanga

>>15491392
Maybe its because I'm watching the sopranos right now but he looks like a made guy

For me, it's spaggy on the board

>>15495856
It's so comfy and fun! I do it all the time with my family. It's like italian Benihana!

gloves + chopsticks

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>>15495881

>>15495856
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>>15495892
Kids love it!

>>15495903
So many memories!

>>15495892
>>15495903
>>15495909
We need to reopen and encourage these. Herd immunity will be reached in no time, and immunelets as well as parasites will die off. Fuck the paranoia. I can't imagine how bad the next virus is going to be treated.

>>15491244
Fork and spin. dirtying two utensils is just unnecessary.

Fork+spin until I catch it all. A thread died for this.

https://youtu.be/Wm8oV4JYJsA

Ignore the ignoramus.

>>15492666
stop chudslutting for inventor chads, he's out of your league.

>>15491244
Chopstick master race.

>>15491244
on toast master race

>>15491244
fork spin. my father was a fork + spoon spin and I never understood it.

>>15496766
if by toast you mean garlic bread, yes.

>>15491244
uh...brehs? :3

>>15495992
Not sure if it's authentic or not, but a bunch of hipsters leaning over the table to eat their food tells me all I need to know about that style of consuming it. Disgusting, they look like pigs at a trough.

>>15491244
I spin it around a knife and eat it off that

>>15491844
This is great if you got a beard otherwise it looks peak retard.

>>15495856
Its like how Asians just order everything then everyone shares and tries everything only stupid Americans forgot the interval plates and well plates all together.

>>15495856

>>15491247
you are LITERALLY me

I eat a mouthful of plain noodles and then drink the sauce out of a bowl and chase it down with a single meatball then repeat. Very pleasant, you should try it.

Wait you people seriously don't use a spoon + fork?
What sort of home were you raised in?

>>15491244
i put it in a takeaway container, lift it up to my face and slurp it at the corner, whilst using my free index finger to claw portions into my mouth.

foot + straw

>>15491244
Fork with occasional spinning

>>15491244
If I had a kid and they tried the bottom right one, I'd get up and beat the living fuck out of them.

>>15491785
>It's supposed to be the excessively "polite" way to eat it, much like the upside-down fork.
No it isn't. Some people just find it easier to spin in a spoon than in a plate with the rest of the pasta

>>15491244
fork+spinning to boot then slurp the rest the plate nothing style.

>>15491244
I just put in in a blender and drink it

I unironically use a spoon O_O

>>15491244
Fork. My stepmom used to lose her god damn mind if I didn’t cut it with a fork or twirl it in a spoon, but she eventually gave up on it. I get that it can get a bit messy and it may look like you’re playing with your food or something, but I’m not twirling every god damn bite of spaghetti in a spoon or eating pasta with a knife.

>>15491392
GIBS ME YOU SPAGHETTI BAYBEE

>>15492100
Lol

>>15491244
I'm sitting here sipping on a bowl of spaghetti right now.

>>15492511
based

>>15491319
>plastic chopsticks
They look nice but I couldn't stand touching them.

>>15491392
Fucking T*rks.

>>15499249
Fiberglass anon, literally spun glass. Think like the stuff you put in your walls, only sewn together into a tight pattern instead of a wadding. Solid fiberglass is sharp as fuck if it ever breaks by the way.

>>15491276
It makes it easier to not spin a massive amount of noodles onto your fork. Only fatties would be confused by this

>>15491244

>>15491244
none cuz i wanna stay thin

>>15495856
>>15495864
>>15495881
>>15495892
>>15495903
>>15495909
what the everlasting fuck
someone please nuke the us

>>15491319
It's not like eating a bowl of pho if that's what your thinking. Fork and spoon for spaghetti, chopsticks and soup spoon for noodle soups.

>>15499825
You don't need a spoon. That's just dirtying an extra utensil for no reason.

>>15499591
Being fat has nothing to do with the size of your bites, it's not like fatties grow bigger mouths. Unless you're intending to not eat everything on your plate I don't see why this is a worry for you.

>>15499938
Eating large mouthfuls of food means you are eating food quicker. Eating quicker is how you are able to bypass your body telling you you're full. Hence, you become lard ass. Sorry if that hurts you you tub of slop

>>15500302
Nobody needs to take this kind of shit from a retard who lacks fine fork control. Stick to using your toddler spoon and leave the adults alone.

>>15497266
The look of confused hunger.

>>15500339
Only true adults use a spoon, ever heard of fine dining? I'm a mensa member so I know these things.

>>15491244
Hands if I'm at home.

>>15491319
I've tried it before. It works, but a fork is still the better choice.

120 IQ here.
I eat penne instead of spaghetti.

>>15491844
I empathize with this man more every time I see this posted.

>>15491244
None of the above. I eat it in a very special way

>>15493433
>Penne
literally bottom tier pasta shape, there is nothing worse

>>15499591
Protip: Proper sauce + mixing and your pasta won't stick and you will never spin "massive amount of noodles" onto your fork.

>>15491244
Nothing chad here. you faggots actually need utensils?

i just crack open one of these and drink it

>>15491244
Slurp it up, of course
https://youtu.be/5QNqSNpEz-I?t=998

do you bros chew your spaghetti? i just fork it up like soup and swallow it

>>15491844
Came here to post this.

>>15491244

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

>>15491244
How do I become a nothingchad?

>>15503875
you will own nothing and you will be chad

I try fork+spin. Worst kinda pasta so inconvenient. Rather just have rigatoni or whatever covered in marinara

fork + 5 spins. 10/10 and world record.

>>15503459
>fork it up like soup
dafuq

I like to use warm flour tortillas. Trust me its good.