/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15477557
Masks and social distancing

Is 7 layer dip even good
seems like a fucking mess

>>15477565
It's just gonna be me and my 2 imaginary girlfriends anon. I just want an excuse to eat like a pig for 3 days.

>>15477557
I am going to try to make a food stadium this year

>>15477557
That honestly looks good but I would never want to eat that at a party with the food being exposed like that.

>>15477599
>never been to a buffet family dinner
What a fag.

>>15477611
enjoy your AIDs

>>15477557
Every time I've watched the Big Game with friends and family its been annoying. It's much more enjoyable to watch alone and order in food. Not to mention we should be maintaining social distancing.

Jack Scalfani

Mini quesadillas

>>15477557
Make sure to kneel for the blacks you fucking golems

>>15477565
This. Assholes like (You) make this world a more dangerous place. I hope everyone at the party leaves with severe covid and traces it back to your arrogant stupidity of promoting the interest of billionaires and their advertisers. The avalanche of aggressive lawsuits will persist for years, and will ruin you. You are found at fault for consequences, almost two weeks before the said event. They said, we could have prevented it. We still can.

>>15477688
Based

>>15477588
God, I hate Americans

>>15477688
Stop being a fat fuck you friendless shut-in pussy

>>15477722
God, I love Americans

>>15477557
I didn't even know we had football this year.

>>15477688
Had maskless Thanksgiving and Christmas with more than a dozen people each and none of us got it. Stay cucked but I know you have no life to go back to anyway so you love being locked down

Ribs, extra messy

I hate my husband so much

he always has his friends over and they make so much noise and make a mess while they get drunk

little does he know that im cheating on him with our sons teeball coach :)

>>15477565
>>15477688
What a bunch of fucking Reddit faggots. Yes be afraid of the evil Covid with a 99.4% survival rate.

>>15477880
Go back to Facebook

>>15477843
EPIC

>>15477688
This is bait, but covid was a chink project that leaked from wuhan virology lab because of notoriously great chinese QA

Guacamole is necessary

>>15477588
my mom actually did one of these once and it was fucking amazing, highly recommend.

>2021
>still watching and caring about the negro wrangling leagues

>>15477557
gas-x and tums antacid

>>15477557
I will not watch the Super Bowl because fuck Tom Brady and fuck the way the Chiefs played against my Bills, and FUCK Mutthomes

>>15477880
I thought it was 99.9. Can't even get your bullshit right you fucking faggot. Go check what grandpa posted on Facebook again

425,000 covid deaths in the United States

FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND PEOPLE HAVE DIED

and yet you have heartless drunk fucks in this very thread who are willing to ramp those numbers up even higher so they can watch sportsball with their overweight friends

>>15477624
Based jackposter

>>15477557
Heroin, to help you get through that tedious excuse for a sport.

>>15478251
eat shit and die faggot

hide indoors by yourself if you're so scared

>>15477557
jalapeno poppers
spam musubi
wings
dank dips
deviled eggs

>>15478229
I was gonna say something mean but I know how it feels to have your team eliminated as my Saints lost to the Bucs 2 Sundays ago. Here's to a better season.

>>15478258
shut the fuck up you inconsiderate dickhead...people like you preach and preach about “muh white ethnostate” but fail to care for the elderly...you are worse than a nigger

>>15478253
Jack deserves to have his skin flayed off his body while he is still alive and then have it hoisted into the wind like sails on a ship

>>15478251

>>15478288
I didn’t catch gay AIDS in the 1990s despite the constant ass rammings, and I’m not about to catch COVID now.

>>15478255
not liking football doesn't make you interesting

Bacon wrapped jalepeno poppers and few pounds of wings. Any finger food really goes well.

>>15477557
I think I have my food choices decided for the Super Bowl. It's gonna be me and maybe 2 other people. I will make:

>Bacon Cheeseburgers
>Fry up some of the Rally's Fries that you can buy in Walmart
>Queso and Chips
>Brownies
>Chocolate Chip Cookies
>Ice Cream

dear god in heaven i pray that joe biden enacts martial law and forcibly keeps people in their homes in the coming months

amen

>>15478301
>football
>spend half the game handling the ball
>the other half waiting on commercials

Go chiefs! I'll be making chili and my family is going to bring an assortment of sides. We watched the game last year together and the chiefs won, so hopefully watching together this year brings similar results.

I like to do a Buffalo chicken dip in a little croc pot. It's super easy. Uses canned chicken, (which I normally never use, calm down that one guy) cream cheese, wing sauce, and shredded cheese. You just dump it all in, in the morning, turn it on low and dip some chips or veggies in when the game starts.

>>15478360
kill yourself

>>15478310
cope

>>15478360
I hope you choke on your buffalo wings

>>15478369
Jffm is that you?

>>15477570
My mom makes a pretty killer layered dip with like pesto, sun dried tomatos, pine nuts and ricotta I think
What all goes on in 7-layer?

>>15478287
Hey brother who dat

>>15477688
I said fuck that to social distancing in May and never looked back. Plenty of parties with 20+ people in attendance, drinking and smoking, laughing and having a good time. Nobody caught the coof and nobody died. And I'm getting my vaccine before your fat ass grandma does so get rekt

>>15477565
covid is a hoax

>>15478251
statistics often lie

>>15477557
Pigs-in-a-blanket, wings and guacamole. Done.

>>15477557
Get a case of dillas.

>>15478229
Lost a bunch of money on the Bills... this will I think be 4 SBs in a row that I won't be watching.

>>15478803
no...JFFM is an actual living faggot and posted his bare ass on 4chan


GO RAMOS 𓃵 𓃵 𓃵 𓃵 𓃵 𓃵 𓃵 𓃵 𓃵 𓃵

>>15477834
Same, imagine still watching nigger-collide in 2021

>>15479464
Did he really? Post it here

>>15479564
wouldn't even know how to find it..I cant even remember wha game thread it was in but it was this football season

>>15477588
Waste of time and money

>>15477657
Do real quesadillas with quesillo

>>15477843
Prove it

>>15478251
Watch Super Bowl alone
Be smart

>>15479570
Fake

>>15477588
The ratio of wings to vegetables is way off. Who wants to eat that many carrots, tomatoes, and pieces of broccoli?

Can any of you lads recommend me the best recipe for Texas caviar?

superbowl is banned in my house, my mom yelled at my dad the other day
TURN THAT SHIT OFF I'M FUCKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT GEORGE FLOYD

>>15480147
They haven't mentioned that monkey in months. My dad was the same way but he's too much of a NFL consoomer he cucked out after missing like 3 weeks of games

>>15477880
Who gives a flying fuck about the survival rate when you're more likely to lose your sense of taste and smell, possibly permanently. There's people who caught covid in March and still haven't gotten taste or smell back and with how many eternal fatties that lurk here you'd think that would be a bigger concern. I don't know about anyone else here but I think never being to taste delicious food ever again would be grounds to become an hero.

>>15477565
Go fuck yourself gayboy. This is why no one invites you to parties.

>>15479511
Ok GlowBoy.

>>15480147
You just know they're going to have a whole segment about black oppression and police brutality.
Also I'm willing to bet we'll see a tranny in a major commercial.

>>15477557
I'd wolf down most of that stuff, but Cool Whip is an abomination.

>>15477557
I normally make a disgustingly high-coloric "tamale casserole". Pretty simple actually, but absolute low effort pleb-tier :

- line a casserole dish with (ideally) homemade beef or pork tamales
- top with beanless chili (normally mix hormel with XLNT chili con carne, season to taste). You can also make your own. But the pre-package shit comes out to 1320 kCal. So it's usually good
- Cover with any type of shredded cheese, mexican blend works fine
- bake uncovered at 325 for 20-30
- top with whatever shit you want... Crema, jalapenos, olives

Serve with chips.

It's super midwest bullshit, but even my Mexican buds love it. It's simple, fattening, and always goes first.

I hate my culinary self for making it out of processed shit, but it works. Easy to throw together last minute

>>15477565
BASED

>>15477836
>>15479222
imagine thinking that because you don't have symptoms, you didn't get covid or possibly spread it to someone. Just admit you're selfish and don't care about those who are at risk. Don't hide behind a "oh well no one I know got it" because you have no way of knowing that or how far it might have spread as a result. Just own up to it, even if its anonymously on a taiwanese basket weaving forum
>>15477880
Okay, but survival is literally the lowest bar you can have for getting through a disease. Tons of people have no taste or smell, or can't breathe properly ever again. Many elderly have suffered from strokes and other complications that will effect them for the rest of the time they have alive. Sure they survived, but it still fucking sucks.

>>15480798
Thank god somebody here is discussing food instead of arguing about completely unrelated shit

For me, it's a Super Bowl tradition to eat tortilla chips and nacho cheese.

>>15480897
Yeah, fuck these faggots. Superbowl is the one time a year where you can eat the worst patrician food and still feel ok about it.

What tools do you have to use? Grill? Smoker? Oven? Microwave only?

If you have a slowcooker, makes the best big-batch dips.

Chicken dip is great:
2 pounds shredded cooked chicken or turkey (leftovers work well)

12oz Louisiana hot sauce (your favorite brand)

16oz Cream Cheese (room temp)

16oz bottle Blue Cheese salad dressing (your Favorite brand)

1 cup fine chopped celery

1 cup fine chopped red bell pepper

2 Tablespoons Worcestershire Sauce

1 Tablespoon Garlic Powder

1 teaspoon Kosher Salt

1 teaspoon black pepper

12oz shredded Co-Jack cheese 3 cups (I like Pepper-Jack for a bit spicier)

>>15480897
Also, don't spend too much time on your dish if you're going to a party. I've done some great dishes, and no one really cares because it turned into a drunken shit fest.

Just have fun, throw some basic finger foods, dips, or slow cooked ribs around and you'll be the star.

Most important when doing party foods: have fun while cooking them. You're going to an event, don't want to be stressed before hand. It ruins the beginning of the party for you.

>>15480877
Own up to what? If I didn't get any symptoms that affected me I probably wasn't spreading it to anyone retard, even your ""experts"" say as much. But ya you're right I don't give a fuck about who's shitty fat grandma I spread it to. Mine certainly didn't give a fuck when they invited us over for thanksgiving dinner.

Keep cowering in your home bitch boy. Just got my first dose today, gonna go cough on old faggots in nursing homes and rub my fat nuts on their face.

>>15477565
>>15477688
Kek, you two just could have told us you’re fags and saved me from reading all that

>>15477588
That doesn't even look good.

>>15477565
Kill yourself.

>>15477880
>Covid with a 99.4% survival rate.
99.98% actually according to the CDC.

>>15477557
sheet pan nachos, hotdogs, artichoke dip in a hollowed out sourdough bowl.

>>15480877
I'm selfish and don't care even a little bit about those at risk. niggers tongue my anus

>>15484939
the absolute state of Americans, everyone

>>15482851
Why? What on there do you dislike?

I need to figure out a meaty dish to devour during the ‘bowl. I’m considering wings.

Owls spend much of their waking time hunting for food. Many owl species are carnivores, or meat eaters. Small, rodent-like mammals, such as voles and mice, are the primary prey for many owl species. An owl's diet may also include frogs, lizards, snakes, fish, mice, rabbits, birds, squirrels, and other creatures.

>>15477557
Whats the yellow-white stuff at the front?

>>15477722
Who doesn't?

>>15487423
Thanks for the superb owl facts.

>>15477588
I wanna see what it looked like at the end of the night

>>15477880
More like 99.94%, unless your friends are all over the age of 80 or something.

>>15477557
cheese dip i've seen at super bowl parties consisting of velveeta, sausage and rotel tomatoes,

>>15477843
Husband here: I've been fucking your sister, and I've took out a million dollar life insurance policy on you.

>>15487441
I think they're lemon bars

>>15487423
Thanks for the owl information, do you have any recommendations for how to cook and serve an owl?

>Gathering
Unironically, Covid-19.

>>15477557
WTF is a super bowl? People still watch that shit even with empty stadiums and fake noises?

Four 15 minute quarters so there's an hour there yet the bullshit takes like 6 hours with commercials and idiot halftime. That's plain sleepy time bullshit.

I honestly don't understand who can watch any NFL or college match without falling dead asleep.

>>15490619
>match
Shut the fuck up, Nigel

>>15477557
Spectator sports are for homosexuals. The Olympic Games were invented by the ancient Greeks for this reason.

>>15490623
Gotta give the brits some credit, at least their soccer/football matches stick to schedule.

>>15490630
And it's been way lost, with the number of commercials it's gone pathetic and become unwatchable.

>>15490602
You must not be American. The Superbowl is a huge deal.

>>15490636
Of course I'm American, but I'm not a sucker watching some shit for 6 hours for a one hour match. What are you some kind of moron?

>>15490636
Are you so much of a sucker as to watch 5 hours of commercials for a one hour game?

>>15490581
Careful, people will call you gay!

>>15480363
>cooking is one of the few hobbies I have
>dumbass boomer family gives me the coof
>still can't taste or smell

>>15477557
Buffalo wings, hot dogs, burgers, beer, soda.

>>15490944
Blame niggers like
>>15482825