/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15466176
Meat.

>>15466176
Ok chud

>>15466176
Beyond Burgers taste fine, but they have the texture of soggy bread and they make my piss smell like Beyond Burger for days.

How is this guy so unhealthy looking?

>>15466221
Overweight+alcohol

>>15466176
Potato, if I want my batch of stew to go further.

Chicken

>>15466176
Vegetables

>>15466221
Vegans are ironically incredibly unhealthy. They eat a metric ton of sugar to make up for the lack of flavor in their food.

>>15466221
Fat fuck eats too much and exercises too little

That looks nothing like bacon

>>15466367
The dudes entire channel is a fucking gimmick of making meat substitutes from random plants and vegetables. I'm tired of this fat retards videos being spammed in my feed.

>>15466221
Read on some comment that he is actually vegan for "religious reasons." Could be one of those hippy Christian vegans in Cali.

>>15466216
t. someone who has unmistakably never had a beyond burger before

>>15467830
>t. someone who thinks his local restaurant's version of a beyond burger is gonna be the same as Burger King's

>>15466176
Portabella Mushroom.

Crab Stick

Still meat, because I don't suck cock

>>15466176
Being vegan and just eating plants is like a life of abstaining from sex.
Being vegan and eating faux-“meats” is like abstaining from sex and using a blow-up wank-doll as often as you can, it’s very very sad.

>>15466176
Eat vegetables instead you fucking soy

>>15466186
/thread

>>15466397
>Don't recommend channel
ever heard of it?

>>15466257
Yep they somehow tricked themselves into thinking Vegan = Healthy. Just because donuts are vegan doesn't mean they're fucking healthy.

>What is your favorite meat substitute?
Instead of beef, use pork.

don't eat meat, that's fine
but don't try and imitate meat with other ingredients
that is weak-minded and pathetic

>>15466257
every vegan i've met doesn't even eat alot of vegetables.

Just a shit ton of carbs and sugar. Yes, I suppose pop-tarts and french fries are "vegan" but don't pretend you're healthier than me because i meat when you're scarfing all that shit down.

>>15469568
>weak-minded and pathetic
So no good arguments why you can't use any way you like. Just shitty kitchen psychology and personal bullshit opinion. People can do whatever they like if they don't hurt anyone. Your post tells more about you than anyone else. "If you make some other iingredient imitate, you are weak-minded and pathetic"
Grade A bullshit.

>>15469707
>hey let’s eat bugs and pretend it’s meat
>hey let’s eat processed bean paste and pretend it’s meat
>hey let’s eat (x, y, z, t, q, etc) and pretend it’s meat
I’m sure all the dead animals being tossed in dumpsters feel really happy and warm inside knowing a bunch of humans are warm and cozy in their houses snuggling their body pillows and drinking hard seltzer’s whilst trying desperately to convince themselves that the vegetables they’re eating taste just like the dead animals they strictly avoid eating.

This is all absurd. Your ideas are based in an absurd reality, which isn’t your fault, but holy shit get a fucking life and go experience things ya fucking nard dog.

>>15467917
this is such an unbelievably retarded comparison and so out of touch with reality that it isn't worth helping you even if I could. It's 4chan after all.

>>15469568
God you're so fucking stupid.
You ever tried to get 50g protein a day on tofu and beans?

There is no real substitute for meat. Beef, birds, fish, pigs, sheep and other land animals have been an important source of nutrition for as long as hunting has existed. Suddenly going against nature is the easiest way to get sick.... and vegans seem to need a lot of supplements to complete their meals, otherwise they don't do well.

>>15466176
Fish

>>15466176
fish

>>15469811
>>15469822
fish is meat

>>15469737
Actually it's a pretty good comparison, though I would have probably said something more along the lines of "watching porn and jerking off".

>>15469828
No it isn't. Meat is meat and fish is fish.
That is why monks during lent took meat, formed it into a fish and declared it fish, and fish is not forbidden during lent.
Also, liquids are not forbidden during lent, hence all those monasteric breweries.
And if you were a fag, being a monk was probably heaven on earth.

>>15469837
fish is meat

>>15469837
fish is meat

>>15469858
>>15469867
IS fish meat?

>>15469876
fish is meat

>>15469876
protein muscle fibers and fat deposits found exclusively in animal kingdom cellular processes.

>Vetex 600b
With some spices it tastes exactly like old or "family recipe" gyros

>>15469858
>>15469867
way to miss the joke

>>15466176
I don't do often.
Either I want to eat meat and I eat meat, or I don't want to eat meat and I don't eat meat.
But I tried to make vegan patties for friends and used quinoa, muchroom and sweet potato. Also, a bit of soy sauce or any vegan unami tasting substitute.

>>15469969
>I don't eat vegan meat alternatives often
>but I make patties
There is your issues.
Your only options are schnitzel, gyros nuggies, hackschnitzel, and ground meat.
Chances are anyone your serve these too won't notice the difference if they are not eating them dry. There really is no reason to opt for the meat when you dont eat a steak or very tender gourmet cooked meat

Welcome to the advent of a new norm. A whole new age that isnt so fucking self absorbed. Enjo your stay or claim you never supported the nazis or were forced into it

>>15469995
I don't understand, maybe I didn't expressed myself correctly.
I don't eat meat substitute.
Except to taste it once in a while, to see what kind of new stuff industry comes by (like I do for everything). As an example, smoker seitan is genuinely good.
I don't make meat substitue myself (as I don't consider it my daily food).
Except once in a while when my vegan friend or my vegan brother came to eat and I want to try to make meat free meal.
In this occasion, I either don't need meat substitute, or I try to make patties containing mostly sweet potato, quinoa and muchroom. And also any unami flavouring agent compatible with their way to eat, like soja sauce or maggie sauce.

I mean, if you're talking about meat substitute as in "attempting to mimic the taste of meat," none, because the flavorings people use to make stuff resemble meat always taste bizarre to me.

>>15466221
what the fuck are you talking about? he just looks like some dude.

If I'm trying to eat (not) meat, I'll make food that doesn't have meat in it. I'm not so addicted to meat that I need something meat like in every meal.

>>15466221
Because he's deranged. He's making ersatz bacon from sliced potato ffs.

>>15469876
It's meat unless you're Catholic, or you practice Lent.

>>15466176
metabolic disease, bad bone health and stunted growth.
All favorites.

>>15471499
he's fat, bloated and has terrible skin - he's clearly eating too much of the wrong thing

>>15466176
I like to substitute my man-meat with BBC for my wife's pussy.

>>15466176
why is it always niggas with "xd i am a man" beards doin shit like this

>>15472342
Their beards are massive cope for how effeminate they are. Many such cases.

>>15466176
Beans, greek yogurt, protein powder.

If I'm not eating meat I'm not eating fake meat but I have no problem not eating meat for protein.

>>15469657
Had a vegetarian gf for a couple years. Most of what she ate was garbage and as a result had a terrible immune system and injured easily.

I actually really like burger patties made out of mushrooms, but not as a substitute for beef but just to have a nice mushroom sandwich. It tastes nothing like beef but it doesn't need to.

>>15466216
it's the beets

>>15466186
Based. FPBP

>>15466237
Baby you got yourself a stew goin.

>>15466216
Beyond tastes and smells like cat food.
At least impossible tries to make their "beef" taste and smell like the actual thing.

>>15466176
Seitan, as substtitute in a kebab

often it can even be better than the real deal

>>15466257
SAY THAT TO MY FACE SISSY BOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImiicK5hTCw&feature=emb_title

>>15467917
Let me guess, you read "Why I Hate Saturn"

>>15466257
My ex was vegan, she fucking craved cheese every fucking day. Idk why she was doing it either then retardation. Anyway yeah when we started dating (and she was about 8 months vegan) she was just a tad bit thick. By the end you would have thought I was an architect

>>15466176
i don't fuck with meat substitutes. but i enjoy soft/silken tofu, the kind that isn't chewy at all.

beyond meat burgers aren't bad, but too expensive for me to purchase

>>15469723
bugs are as meat as shrimp pal

>>15466176
Very surprised his mouth is shut here

>>15469876
No

>>15469995
Kys

Beans, chickpeas, and tofu. Boom there’s your protein.

>>15466221
Cuz he's not vegan

>>15466176
Chicken

>>15466176
My gf convinced me to do the veganuary thing this month. It has been nice eating more veggies than I usually do but the "meat replacement" shit is all mostly bullshit. So far I've learned
>beyond meat and most meat substitutes suck ass
>impossible is the only one that passes as legit, barely
>tofu is fucking disgusting and I don't see how anyone could think it could replace meat
On the upside I found that I enjoy oat milk better than regular milk. Don't think we should be drinking shit coming out of a cow's tits anyway.

>>15473815
oh also most of the chicken nugget replacements are garbage but if you can find the raised and rooted brand of shit it's really good. they use egg whites so it's not technically vegan but it's just as good if not better than some meat brand nuggets.

>>15473815
Seen oat milk talked about in some other threads, is it really that good?

>>15473815
Advice for getting u thru dis. Dont eat those meat substitutes just go on full on veg with beans etc

>>15466176
Other meats

no

>>15474078
Oat milk is pretty good.

>>15474078
it's the best one I've found. tried the almond milk which I thought was too sweet and some other ones which tasted weird. I found pic related to be the best one.

>>15466186
fpbp

>>15466176
Seitan I guess. As it turns out, gluten tastes pretty good.

>>15466186

>>15469912
Share recipe.

>>15474078
It's tasty, but has crap macros if you care about that. But honestly, the best is actually flaxseed milk. Cashew milk is completely undrinkable.

>>15472722
>taking advice from a guy who spent his career doing roids but giving shit diet advice and telling others the wrong roids to use on purpose to sabotage them
he also jumped full speed on the woke train for the attention, which makes sense, because his whole life he has been a vain clout chasing faggot and that's all he ever was

>>15474078
>>15474262
>>15474326
>>15475271
I like oats, eat a half cup of oats several days a week, ove oatmeal raisin cookies and other oat products but comparing oat milk to real milk is insane. the Oatly brand has to add oil to it to get it frothable. It is more like oat juice, and the only way I could even fathom comparing it is if you drink skim milk

>>15468119
Oy Vey!!

>>15469912
That looks like something that someone with IBS would shit out.

>>15473815
>Whipped

>>15473833
>Plant nuggets
They even look like shit on the packet.....

>>15466176
dick

>>15466176
I like Lamb a heck of a lot more than I like meat actually.

>>15466176
vegetal will never replace meat, just like a pegging dildo will never replace a real dick.
straighties and vegans coping

>>15466176
Why are these people always bald or have shit hairlines?

>>15466176
But why?

>2021
>still spouting bullshit about vegans that was debunked years ago
Lowlives. All of you.

>>15473815
You're pathetic, I bet your gf has a penis.

>>15466186
OP will never recover from this one.

>>15466176
Probably fish

>>15473351
The denial of meat is a denial of adulthood and the truth of death existing. It's deciding to be a child forever.

>>15475534
To be fair normal nuggets are also shit. It's mechanically seperated chicken slurry bleached white.

>>15466186
This, I don't want to substitute thanks.
>nooooo you WILL eat the plants!
Lol I'll eat you first nigga

>>15466221
Most vegan don't get enough protein so they eat more calories subconsciously. If you switch to a high protein diet you can eat a few mouthfuls of food and feel satiated.

>>15473833
>made with plants
>egg whites

>>15476558
Based. I also want to eat the vegetarians.

Is anyone surprised about our boy here?

>>15466176
More meat

>>15474326
This shit is not even remotely close to milk. Sure, it's good for a drink made of oats, but it's really easy to tell the shills apart when they made absurd claims about its taste.

>>15466186
can't be beat

fish

>>15472316
post a selfie real quick. im trying to see something

>>15469707
>People can do whatever they like if they don't hurt anyone.
No they can't, and they're still hurting themselves with this nonsense.

>>15466221
never let a thin chef cook for you

>>15466176
ur mum's DDs

>>15466176

>>15466176
even the "bacon" looks malnourished

>>15476802
i like how in the OP his mouth is closed but for his hot sauce video he's got his mouth open lol does hot sauce really have this kind of power?

>>15472342
>niggas
You will never be black

>>15466176
When gardein products are on sale, I load up. Their burger patties are good. The main barrier to eating more meat substitutes is that they're always expensive as fuck, but tastewise, there's plenty of good stuff.

>>15466257
Depends on the vegan. 90% of all people eat like shit, including vegans! All the ones I am friends with hardly eat any refined sugars, instead making their food tasty with spices, vegetables, legumes, salt, and other healthier methods.

>>15477804
I beat the meat all the time

sperm

>>15469657
But anon, meat is carcinogenic! That's why I choose to only eat highly processed foods refined with industrial chemicals with all the nutritional content stripped out and then added back in later.

>>15482093
gae

>>15473454
Shrimp is gross. Fuck seafood in general, honestly.

>>15466176
Meat substitutes are an abomination and an affront to nature.

>>15466176
I like to add pumpkin or chickpeas when I don't have enough meat.
sweet potatoes are also decent, but too expensive im.o

anything else doesn't really work for me

>>15483337
a fuck yeah >>15481118 legumes and sometimes beans are nice, but still
it's not a meat substitute, only to stretch the portions

>>15469657
Vegetarian here, even before I changed my diet I pretty much lived off rice, veg and eggs
The few vegans I actually know eat like shit and do everything possible to eat fake meat that taste like beef, I don't fucking get it, considering most of the fake meats are worse for you then just normal beef

>>15466186
based

>>15483337
>Tfw recently discovered how many uses chickpeas have
The true life saver

>>15477859
Probably get 5 years of mercury dosage after eating that.

>>15484370
I pity whatever poor creature has to smell your rancid corpse farts

Eggs

>>15466176
Black Beans, specifically making Burgers. It's generally pretty nice.

>>15477859
All these eating videos are so fucking disgusting
it's a real feat to make that fresh fish look so foul

>>15466257
>>15467988
>>15466221
>>15471808
>>15476572
>>15467917
>>15469568

Literal brain damage posters

That looks hideous and disgusting.

Also, why is he so fat?

Threadly reminder:

If eating meat is morally reprehensible, yet vegans champion a product which simulates the “forbidden experience”, then fake meat is literally the loli-sexdoll of food.

Threadly reminder:

Vegans shouldn't eat yeast nor mushrooms.

>>15466176
Anyone ever try substituting meat with jackfruit in stir fry? How is it?

>>15481118
This, most people's diet's just suck in general. Too much sugar, too much sodium, not enough protien and when they get protien it's low bioavalibility stuff, incomplete micro-nutrients, ect.

>>15466176
Cheese, but it's pretty high in sodium so it's kind of something that I try to avoid eating in excess.

>>15466176
based sauce stache, absolute soychad

>>15466176
I think I've only tried one. It was a bean-based chicken replacement in a frozen stir-fry thing. It tasted good, but not like chicken. I think I would have preferred if they just put the beans in there normally instead of mashing them up into not-chicken.

>>15466176
Meat, you fuck. Why would you WANT to substitute out meat? Meat is the food of the GODS.

>>15469912
Based chink fake meat chad. Gook here, I've been eating chink (japanese, ideally) soy since before the 2000. It's better than the garbage hipsters come up with to ride the fad.

>>15485910
can't you act like a normal person instead of a parody of a manly man
just say "I like meat"

>>15486130
I'm not trying to be a 'manly man'. That is literally how I feel about meat.

>>15466176
Tvp, mushroom, tempeh, or seitan.

>>15473815
Cuck.

>>15473815

Just wait anon, any day your so called "gf" will ask you to watch her and jack off in a corner while she gets meat products stuffed in her and you will be a cucky cuck

beans

(flavored with meat)

>>15466176
Soy is p meaty

>>15466186
My man

>>15484607
Holy shit whats wrong with them? All that meat must be clogging up their brain

bolletus - not in the taste, obviously, but in function
quick half minute sautee at raging hot temperature w butter rosemary salt and it has a similar texture as seared beef

>>15466176
how hard is it for you retards to just not eat meat?

>>15466176
Your mom's pussy.

>>15487395
Judging by the fact that you are responding to a bunch of Walmart-Americans: very.

>>15484607
>making cope """""meat"""" from potatoes isn't deranged
Deranged vegan detected.

>>15466233
lol ye, dietfags are always fat and think cutting random shit like meat, red meat, etc will fix their issues, meanwhile, drinks liquid bread.

>>15466176
>Bald
>Glasses
>Beard

>>15475529
>>15476496
>>15486557
>>15486597
>incels who have probably never had a gf