/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15457423
Mayo is gross. So no.

>>15457423
yes

>>15457427
There's cum on it. Ur gay

>>15457426
There is no mayonnaise on my burger, you pathetic phoneposting incel freak.

>>15457423
It's actually really easy to overshoot the amount of meat in a single burger. This is one of them. That's like what, 200-300 grams of ground beef in one sandwitch?

>>15457423
Where's the salad? Meat + cheese is pretty bland.

>>15457423
Needs more mayonnaise

>>15457423
>Mayonaise on a quarter pounder
Interesting, but I'd stick with ketchup.

>>15457467
Should be 226 grams.

>>15457518
That's a lot of beef.

>>15457423
Id like a bite... But jelly no. The bun seems prefab and I need to see some gurkins brah

>>15457542
Big beef with cum please, hold the tomato. Shove a pickle in my ass please.

>>15457467
Whats wrong with having a lotta beef?

>>15457431
ok I will
edit: thank you op for eating my cum on your burger :)

>>15457550
hey anon youre not funny, sorry to break this tonyou. dont bother replying, wont read.

Throw away the bottom bun and a couple pieces of the top and you're good.

>>15457564
I duno I seem to be making myself laugh artistically so that's all that matters. Haha u like cum dude ur gay.

>>15457426
Those are onions. It's a mcdonalds double quarter pounder.

>>15457542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRl3r4q_dUY&ab_channel=BarnesGuides

>>15457590
Mmmmm onion cream. Creamy yum yum onion sauce in my ass daddy.

>>15457467
8oz raw weight so maybe 6oz cooked by the time you get it.

>>15457598
That's a lotta beef

>>15457556
based anon making retarded op admit he eats cum

>>15457423
if that's not a mcdonald's burger you should be a line cook for them because it looks exactly the same

>>15457423
how do i get my patties so flat and perfect? whenever i make them that thin, they always break apart.

Not really, mate.

>>15458304
That's fucking burnt mate

>>15458074
knead the meat a little before shaping it

>>15458304
looks like a retarded man made those

>>15457423
>orange cheese
>ketchup
what's your SNAP balance?

>>15457426
How could fatty mustard be gross?

>>15457423
Looks good OP, I’d eat it. I do prefer veggies on burgers though. Idk why everyone shits on eachother
>>15457467
>pic related

>too much beef
not worthy of reply
never too much beef

>>15458635
grow up
why even have the buns at that point if the weight of your sandwitch is 99% burger?

>>15457423
>small
>no spices
>american cheese
I am not

>>15458446
kek

>>15457542
For you

>>15458459
Do you know what mustard is you fucking retard?

>>15458807
Do you know what mayonnaise is?

>>15458843
not mustard bro

>>15458939
What is the main seasoning of mayonnaise though?
Mayonnaise doesn't taste like anything without it.

>>15458427
Gordon Ramsay says it's perfect, and the cheese is melted.

>>15458304
Wtf this looks horrible and retard-tier proportions

>>15458304
Sorry but OP wins

>>15457423
I am jealous of your burger I cannot deny it.

>>15458949
mayonnaise

>>15458949
> mustard is the main component of mustard (paste)
> mayo has mustard in it therefore it's mostly mustard
no you fucking fag, the main component of mayo is oil.

>>15458843
lol this retard

>No veggies
>no burger sauce
>shitty plastic cheese
>mayo

Pass. Nice burger shapes though.

>>15459102
You are using the semantics inproperly

>>15458692
>no spices
>implying OP didn't mix spices into the meat before cooking.

>>15457423
pretty good looking burger my man

why the fuck did you jizz on it

Sloppa burg time?

>>15458304
Lol someone actually put this abomination together and then took photographs of it to cherish forever

>>15459563
>to cherish forever
do you have a shelf full of photo albums you printed out of every food picture?

>>15457423
maybe a little

>>15457423
That’s pretty good anon. I made one myself today as well.

>>15459730
that roll looks shitty but otherwise looks great

>>15457423
No

>>15459767
looks sickeningly delicious, would eat and then immediately regret it

Has anyone here ever managed to make a burger that looks as good as the ones on the menu?

>>15459900
that would require plastic surgery on your burger