/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15430191
Wrong.

I'm just going to ask here because it's not worth making it's own thread but when you're making your own tomato sauce how do you stop seeds from getting into it?

Ikr, FUCK tomato sauce appreciators... Need less than half of what they give us.

>>15430217
Remove the center of the tomato?

>>15430212
Wrong.

>>15430217
You can remove them.

>>15430191
That’s a myth started by restauranteurs, who look for any excuse to be cheap. Real Italian home cooked pasta is SWIMMING in sauce.

>>15430217
remove the seeds or use one of those food mill things that strains the seeds and skins and whatever other parts from other plants that you might want to use if for besides tomatoes

this is so disgusting, it has to be dry

>>15430289
>Real Italian home cooked pasta is SWIMMING in sauce.
citation needed.

>>15430289
Tomato sauce is expensive in your area?

>>15430191
>t. 95 pound weakling twig eurofaggot
Real Men (Americans) need a hearty, calorie dense meal to keep up all the winning

>>15430407
Every restaurant cuts every corner possible. If they can save a penny a week by cutting a corner, they will.

I'm going to make this pasta today!
https://www.higashimaru.co.jp/recipe/ginsyun/ginsyun1698.html


”slurp, slurp”

>>15430191
you should drown my peanus with your saliva #putsomeonionsonittoo

>>15430191
Pasta are like woman. A good one should be covered from head to toe. Not revealing itself like a whore.

>>15430191
No.

>>15430191
i bury my pasta under 6 feet of parmesan

I'm waiting for the Americans to go to sleep so we can have a decent thread over here for a change.

>>15431174
chief..

>>15430464
So being a real man involves being morbidly obese and "winning" is not being able to get up for more than a few seconds before becoming winded and fatigued? Good to know.

>>15431174
reminder that this thread >>15423876 was made by a brit

>>15430191
How poor are you that your pasta needs to be 90% noodle?

>>15430191
Are there actually people out there who sincerely believe this?

>>15431267
Yes, it's not SOUP, Anon, it's pasta WITH sauce, not sauce WITH pasta.

>>15431267
No of course not, see:
>>15430289

>>15430191
again. fuckyou. die in anigger fire

>>15430191
Nigger I will fix my food however in the fuck I want. That is one of the few joys of being an adult

>>15430191
Moderation is the key.

>>15430217
if you still have the seeds after cooking then you haven't simmered it long enough or you had too much heat

>>15431174
>he thinks we go to sleep
Where do you think all the cocaine and meth goes faggot

>>15432103
This anon knows

>>15431289
I'm just gonna call it soup.

>>15430217
I don't know about pasta, but I make pico regularly and use roma tomatoes, at least with those, they are more fleshy, so it's pretty easy to cut them in half and fingerbang out the seed goop.

>>15430191
I'll do whatever I want, faggot. My food, my rules. So stfu or i'll grind you into hamburger for this sunday's faggot bolognese and drench my pasta with your essence.

>>15430191
I'll do what I damn well want.

>>15430191
fuck you, i can put as much sauce on my spaghetti as i like

this thread again?

>>15430363
you like it to go in dry, like your mom, if you catch my drift?

>>15434115
>>15434113
>>15433071
>>15431643
based af

>>15430191
fuck you guido wop

>>15431174
Our website, cunt. You can leave if you don’t like it.

>>15434362
it belongs to the people

>>15431174
mutts seething

>>15430191
>playing dress up with pasta
Idk what this means. Good luck out there bro you’re gonna need it.

>>15431227
>seething 3rd worlders
Lmao every time.

>>15434376
NO, says the man in the Vatican, It belongs to GOD

>>15430407
The San Marzanos they use in most popular italian restuarants are 5 dollars per a can. Theyre pretty expensive

>>15434492
>5 dollars for a can of san marzano
poor bastards, i pity you

>>15434492
maybe for a #10 can

this but completely unironically

>>15430958
>nip pasta

>>15430191
This is bullshit that stingy restaurant owners are trying to normalize. The pasta is supposed to be drenched in sauce.

>>15435352
>The pasta is supposed to be drenched in sauce.
If that’s how you like it, baby, but I don’t enjoy spaghetti soup.

>>15435352
As an American, I personally prefer that our country would normalize not being fucking fatasses, so restaurant owners encouraging people not to gobble up pounds of salt and cheese is a plus for me.

>>15435352
Italy is a real country that exists. Go there, poorfag

>>15430958
>chowder style cream soup pasta
doesn't sound very appealing to me but I hope you enjoyed it nonetheless.

>>15431289
Personally, I like a "soupy" pasta

>>15430191
You should be dressed, not drenched in cum

>>15434992
Unironcaly some of the best pasta and pizza i had was in tokyo

>>15437851
They drench their pasta in sauce in italy

>>15435572
> I don’t enjoy spaghetti soup
I do

>>15430217
Use canned tomatoes and blend them in a food processor.

>>15435971
you don't speak for me

stop putting onions and garlic in tomato sauce

>>15440008
when i found out italians don't like onions and garlic in their sauce it proved to me without a doubt they are all totally full of shit

>>15435971
OR you could just not eat an entire half pound of fucking pasta at once, fatass, and thus not care as much about how much sauce you're putting on your mountain of carbs. Learn portion control, retard.
t. flyover american

>>15431174
eurocucks seething

>>15440016
>when I found out italians
show me where you've seen that more than 50% of Italians don't like onions and garlic in their salsa

I put ketchup on my pasta and you literally can't stop me

>>15430191
sometimes I just splash some hot sauce on it..may do that later on with some thin spaghetti..

>>15430191
Shows what you know, OP. At our Inauguration Celebration dinner, we had pasta dressed lightly in sauce, with crockpots keeping extra sauce hot for those who wanted it, plus the meatballs, sausage, and babyback ribs.

>>15440008
Give me five reasons why

>>15440273
Yes I can anon. I have been injecting santas semen in your ketchup for years.

>>15430191
>box a pasta
>jar a sauce
Whatever the ratio comes out to is the one I'm going with, simple as

>>15440577
>ur dumb
>ur gay
>ur not a good cook like me
>I'm smart
>I'm straight
There you go.

>>15439990
Just use canned tomato puree.

>>15440008
>stop making your tomato sauce taste good
No, I don't think I will

>>15430191
Just enough to coat the pasta. Ideally, when you've finished the pasta no sauce remains.

>>15438222
that looks horrid

>>15441214
Based alcoholic cook

>>15430191
Don't tell me how to live my life.

>>15430191
Eat shit faggot I’ll do what I want and after that I’ll fuck your Nonna and use her shitty ‘family recipe’ sauce as lube

why are italians such stubborn purists

>>15435971
Fuck off, commie

>>15440258
some anon posted a few videos of italian chefs talking shit about garlic and onions in sauce and italians were confirming this to be true

>>15441942
Now that you mention it, communism would unironically be great because it would force our obese, welfare dependent rednecks to actually do work, stop chomping down on cheeseburgers and lose some goddamn weight. Chinese takeover can't come soon enough.

>>15441961
delusional. what is it like living in a fantasy land?

>>15441967
Yes, America might seem like a nightmare, but I assure you it's a very real one. If I could move to and afford a house in Canada, I would go there in a heartbeat just to escape the obese hordes.

>>15430958

A coworker of mine long ago used to make pasta with shrimp.. GOD DAMN THAT WAS DELICIOUS!