/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15418017
A replacement for beef? Come on anon, be realistic, no such thing exi-

I’d grab a lifetime worth of the freshly-dead cows and put them in cryostorage, thawing them to butcher as needed.

>>15418017
Elk
Its the superior meat anyway

>>15418017
chicken or bison.

>>15418078
what if they just disapeared?

>>15418017
As a poorfag at the moment it wouldn't really change a thing for me personally right now

>>15418131
>what if they just disapeared?

>>15418017
>56
Bison or pork depends on the dish

>>15418017
Game meat or lamb. I don’t eat much red meat anyway. I’d miss strip loin and hanger steak but there’s nothing I personally eat that couldn’t be subbed. My business would go to shit though.

>>15418141
I don't get your retarded reference just answer the question and stop sucking cum from a tube.

>>15418017
lamb/mutton

>>15418141
Lmao

Bison

>>15418017
Lamb

>>15418017
Bison

>>15418084
Anyone know who that guy in the pic is? I swear I've talked to him before but I'm a bong and never been to America

>>15418017
Goat, almost anyone can raise it cheaply and it would be the quickest way to ramp up production to replace cows.

>>15418581
Goat is super boney, and they make better milk/companion animals. Lamb/sheep are better meat producers and you can get the shear for a couple years.

auroch

>>15418629
Adult goats that most people who say what you just did, yes. Actual meat goats butchered at 5-6 months like they are supposed to be? No.

>>15418084
I think this would be my choice
>be inna desert with the family riding dirt bikes and shit
>family friend is big on hunting and fishing and gave us a bunch of vacuum sealed bags filled with his various catches
>smoked tuna
>smoked thresher
>smoked swordfish
>elk steaks
>elk jerky
the elk steak and jerky was the best thing I've ever had in my life. I don't know if it's because we were out in the middle of a fucking desert where even a hotdog tastes gourmet, but fuck me dudes I need to get a hunting license so I can get some more elk jerky in my life

>>15418017
i prefer white meat

>>15418581
goats are too retarded to eat

I'd be fine without beef. The loss of so much cheese is what would suck

>>15418017
Bison

>>15418818
goats are pretty smart, don't stand on the road like stupid cow or kangaroo

>>15418017
Nutria

Lamb

>>15418832
as a north american I've just never really had goat . But I'd eat it if it was prepared nicely

>>15418017
lamb is pretty tasty

>>15418017
>cows suddenly went extinct tomorrow
A whole lot of people would starve.

>>15418065
spotted the śoiboi
>>15418017
pork because it's cheap here haha

>>15419181
Would you put pork in your chili? How about spaghetti?

>>15418017
Pork. I actually moatly eat pork and chicken now bwcause beef prices shot up pretty good during the pandemic. It was near 6 usd per pound of the cheap 80/20 ground beef, but pork was 2 usd so I switched over. Lately ground turkey has been even cheaper at 1.79

crab

>>15418017
Probably deer.

>>15418644
I concur. That's a lot of goat breeding though and frankly I'll take the milk and a yard full of goats. When they become a problem then's time for culling.

>>15418502
That's just every fat Midwestern middle aged American man for you.

>>15418017
Good riddance. I don't give a fuck about beef and was the easiest thing to cut out. No replacement needed whatsover. The people who actually belive they NEED beef are the ones that need to go extinct. Fuck beef and fuck the people that eat it. I hope mad cow diseese comes back.

Probably chicken. I've been meaning to wean off the red meat.

Goats that are primarily raped by Irishmen.

Moose taste like a better beef anyway so just start breedin those fuckers.

The real loss is the milk as goatcheese just aint the same

Lamb > Beef

>>15418017
Was always more of a pork eater anyway

>>15420330
>fuck everybody
t. Keyboard warrior
I bet you’d never dare talk like that to anyone’s face. I’d fucking cut you, you flaming homo. Don’t reply.

>>15418017
Bison. Elk. Venison.

>>15419200
yes, how did you know?

>>15418084
Elk is disgusting.
>>15420330
Agreed, don't understand the national obsession with beef. It's bland as fuck save for a handful of cuts.
>>15419200
Ground turkey is actually a decent substitute for ground beef.

>>15418017
before WWII(maybe WWI, I'm a little fuzzy) the most popular meat in the US was lamb. they were very valuable because they also produced wool. I would expect a rise in lamb usage if all cows disappeared.

>>15418084
"What if we made beef that was as dry as boneless, skinless chicken breast but also tasted as gamey as lamb?"

>>15422663
Plus, you can have sex with them! Croeso.

>>15420464
Haha you'd fight to uphold the honor of the beef industry, what a chump.

Beef is literally 80-85% of my diet. The rest is chicken and ham/bacon. The last 5% is nuts, the odd grain or bread or sweets.

It would be an unmitigated disaster.

>>15418017
Chicken. I would take my revenge on all the chickens

Pork.

I already have been doing this.

>>15423485
Like mother like daughter!

>>15418017
Eat the bugs

>>15423502
Swallow it all.

Mmm

>>15423509
I'm not eating the bugs. You can't make me, Greta.

>>15423663
Would you eat her now geriatric mosquito bite tits?

>>15423663
No. I like women with curves like women.

>>15418017
I could live without beef. Chicken and pork is all I need (plus most of the time are part of much more flavorful recipies)

>>15418084
Deer for me just because there is so much around here.

>>15423814
Please kill more deer. I dont care if you leave them there. Kill more deer. Less ticks, lymes disease, forests will regrow, less highway deaths. Please help me kill more deer.

>>15423834
Also Jews and blacks and hispanics. Ty.

Lamb
I only like tender cuts of beef and also mince.
Anything that has to be cooked passed rare is a nogo for beef imo

>>15425284
Everytime I see this image, I'm instantly reminded of how amazingly overvalued and overhyped American women are. This entire society is entirely geared towards propping them up and artificially inflating their worth on a 24 hour basis.

I would start on it's cousins.

>>15418017
>what would be your go to replacement for beef dishes?
Bison.

>>15418017
Lamb or venison, obviously.

>>15425318
Human beings aren't commodities, anon

>>15418017
Buffalo. But you're next anon.

>>15418017
>was psychotic for a while
>had the delusion that cows went extinct
>saw a real life cow one day
>mind fuck

>>15418017
Eh, I already use more deer than cow

>>15426746
is being insane hard? does no medicine work or do you just sometimes not take it?

>>15426846
Medicine works for the most part. I'm okay nowadays, the incident with the cows was ten years ago.

>>15418017
I'd eat more lamb and chicken to compensate, probably. Mostly chicken, seeing as lamb would be more expensive to eat regularly

>>15418017
Rabbit, but that's mostly because I have an unlimited supply.

>>15418017
had some lamb chops the other night. Complimented the cook on the wonderful steaks until I knew better

>>15418017
Probably lamb.

>>15418017
I don’t have a replacement but I’d start eating a lot more chicken which is my second favorite meat and cheaper

>>15418017
a rope and a rafter, because fuck this gay earth I'm out if cows aren't around for me to eat

>>15418017
Black beans. Beans are already better than 95% of beef sold in the US.