/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>egg
>made from plants

Is this legal advertising in the US?

>>15415713
>his eggs aren't made from chickens
baka

>>15415713
I believe it's ok if "Just Egg" is a trademark. I think some brand of margarine does that too

>>15415713
they got around it somehow
their "Just Mayo" was forcibly taken off shelves though
big mayo was having none of that

>>15415713
When the top of the label clearly says
>Made from plants
In bold font, and further clarifies immediately afterward with
>(not chickens)
I don’t think you can really call it deceptive labeling.

>>15415646
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start cooking your own with meat, she'll cave eventually if you start acting like an actual man

>>15415713
Maybe they argue that they're using the word "just" to mean "fair" and not "only".

Besides anyone dumb enough to not notice that this vegan bullshit is way more expensive than real liquid eggs deserved to be swindled.

have some regular bacon and eggs to counter her retardation

>>15415776
No think it had more to do with a lack of quality control in their product. There are plenty of fake mayos on the market, it's just that JUST is a shady profit driven company. Who knows what kind of corners they cut to peddle this shit

>>15415935
>have some regular bacon and eggs to counter her retardation
im gonna have regular vegetarian beans, rice and fresh salsa to counter her retardation.

i did want some bacon this morning when i woke up, tho

>>15415646
honestly if she's cooking using animal-product-substitutes like this the battle is practically already won. Although I guess I don't love the "battle won" understanding of the situation. But nobody doing this really has their heart in it for the long run, they'll keep using products like this in front of you, and to themselves if you're still in their life. But their heart is not truly in it, I believe.

>>15415954
>counter her vegan faggotry with your own non-meat food

yeah, good one

>live-in vegan gf
I hope the sex is worth it.

>>15415954
I do see this as a proper line of demarcation. A meatless meal is not in itself a sin (although try telling that to the hod-carrying ogres, not role models in themselves) and plant-based foods are a requirement in any diet regardless of whether you consume meat. But soy-bacon and egg-substitutes tell you where someone's true motivation lay. This person would eat a steak if the atmosphere was right and you promised not to tell their boss.

>>15416003
unfortunately it is. they will be decidedly less-enthusiastic to kiss you after witnessing you consume animal products, but all is well when you'll slamming that Ninth-Circle of her Jewish Vagina

>>15416022
sorry """""""their""""""" vagina

>>15416003
Her penis is small and cute while her ass is tight as fuck

>>15415646

you WILL eat the bugs

>>15415713
That company actually got sued.

>>15415646
>just fuck my shits up, man

>>15415828
>when your product called “just egg” contains no egg it’s not deceptive
Ask how I know you’re jewish

>>15415954
I really can’t understand why there’s a market for these monstrosities. Whole religions have been vegetarian for centuries without ever considering making some weird starch/polymer imitation of something they don’t eat.

>>15415646
Kick her out and eat some goddamn animal protein.

>>15418572
Because western society is about who can be there biggest snowflake. Lord of people are vegan now so how does one mentally ill Trump hate twitter posting vegan make xerself more mentally ill than other mentally ill vegans? Vegan eggs and hamburger patties

>>15418562
>can’t even see the bold-face words literally at the top of the label
Ask how I know you went to public school.

>>15415980
He will fart in her face do counter her retardation, isn't it obvious?

soyrizo is good

I don’t get how vegans justify eating fake meat and/or animal products.
If it’s so morally reprehensible, why go out of your way to try emulating the experience of enjoying it?
Wouldn’t that be the food equivalent of owning a loli sexdoll?

>>15415646
>jesus fuck, jsut eat some fucking meat.
>ill have some beans and rice

>>15418701
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING KIKE

>>15415646
>dating a vegan
lmao
enjoy mental issues from that stupid bitch, fagOP

>>15419136
Finish your homework, Brayden.

>>15418562
I know, because Asheknazi Jews are more intelligent than whites and therfore read every label at the front of a new product they're trying.

>>15415646

>>15416296
cringe

>>15415646
remember the good old days when you could legally beat your wife for serving you "JUST eggs" ?
They took this from you

>>15415646
Beans and rice isn't meat either

Don't be a faggot and eat it. Even if it taste like shit it's a nice gesture I suppose, that you would eat her slip chemical eggs, but you get my point. Be a good boy and eat the goo eggs, you testosterone will probably level out whatever estrogen you're scared of getting or whatever.

>>15419689
>It says here you beat your wife until her jaw broke and her eyes popped out, mind telling us why before I pass your sentence?
>Yes judge I did it because she served me JUST eggs
>Oh shit you did good son, case dismissed

>>15419675
Nothing cringe about vegan gf. The high amounts of fruit on her diet makes her cum taste like starburst

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>>15419742
cringe and locked

op here
i didnt feel like cleaning up bacon grease so i didnt cook bacon

beans rice and salsa is good
soyrizo is pretty good too: paprika begtable paste

>>15419742
Imagine being such a soyboy that you eat your gf out.

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>>15415646
JUST egg my shit up

while she is cooking, take the pan and dump everything in the trash

>>15415646
How do they legally call it an egg?
Does egg not have a definition in burger land?

>>15418572
No that's bullshit, religions with dietary prohibitions have ALWAYS created their own alternate versions of dishes which aren't allowed. Muzzies and J00s have plenty of shit meant to replace pork in dishes, for example.

>>15419084
yes the joke is that OP is shitting on a vegan meal for being vegan (like /ck/ loves to do) while actually having his own vegan meal (one loved by /ck/).

>>15418729
Are you saying there is something wrong with owning a loli sex doll?

>>15415646
Isnt chorizo just shitty pieces of animal, all the grease left and a bunch of spice to cover up the rot? You cant replicate crumbley mush that gives you heart burn? Would diced tatoes with seared ends have an effect?

>>15415646
I get my egg fixes from certain stuff. Main flavors I for cados are chicken, egg, walnut, and creamy. What is it that she likes about an egg? Like texture or tang?

>another antivegan thread

>>15415646
Serious question, is it a good substitute for eggs? I'm allergic to chicken eggs and it's hard to find duck eggs where I am.

>>15421118
You've been hanging out with too many mexicans

>>15420003
I don't eat her ass. I just suck her dick

>>15415713
It's like COKE vanilla. This is JUST slop with egg aroma.

>>15421782
Another overly processed mystery goo thread**
There is nothing wrong with real vegan food

>>15420490
Another overly processed mystery goo thread**
There is nothing wrong with real vegan food

>>15421877
Chorizo is Spanish you dense motherfucker

this morning she will be mixing more
'JUST EGG'
soyrizo
beyond sausage
vegan cheese
white bread hotdog bun - she wants to cut bread out of her diet though
baka

im gonna have carrots, bell pepper, onion, hummus and a bit of pork ... on one of her white buns. and two more slices of bacon!

>>15422872
Most of these vegan replacements taste really bad or cause digestion issues. Can she not just make a tofu scramble and be done with it?

>>15422985
No because nowadays veganism is not about eating already good and natural vegetables or substitutes like tofu or those, is about thinking you are morally superior for eating a lab made mystery goo heavily processed shit that doesn't add nothing to your diet more than unnecessary chemicals

>>15422985
>Most of these vegan replacements taste really bad or cause digestion issues
no, her digestion issues are caused by bread and beer.

>Can she not just make a tofu scramble and be done with it?
she could, but she wants eggs, sausage and cheese. on a white bread bun.

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>>15419165
I know a group of vegan girls who also do molly and coke every weekend. Women are absolutely fucking retarded.

At least they aren't fat, to be fair to them.

>>15415646
this looks like a bottle of shampoo