/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nice little thread OP

>Spoiled frankfurters that dont kill you

>>15416576
Nice hiss

>>15416576
Does he still do vintage MREs? Got pretty stale after he started doing modern MREs.

>can is more water than food

>That time Steve ate a fresh chinese MRE and got so horribly sick he reported it

>>15416700
He usually does one old and one new per update. The modern foreign MREs are still pretty interesting.

>>15416858
Link? I can't find it on his channel or on a search.

i've been convinced i have botulism for 5 days now and seeing this thread has given me hope of survival

>>15416576
>be freak, self conscious as well as sensitive to loud sounds
>always cover can with shirt or towel to muffle the hissing sound
>thankful when other family members aren't woken to invade my private time with food

>>15417102
image

>>15416700
the new mre videos are kino, prefer them to the old ones desu

>>15417097
What can of hell did you open anon?

>>15417097
I'm a licensed physician and have treated botulism. If you could, use a service such as vocaroo to let me hear the sound of you speaking the phrase "one-eyed one-horned one flying people purple people eater".

>>15416576
Never heard of this guy so I just googled "stale MRE guy" and found him on the first search. Nice.

>>15417779
Get prepared for comfy watching.

>>15417779
watch one of the ones where he smokes old cigarettes. almost makes me want to take up smoking

>>15417848
As an ex smoker those videos are dangerous. Don't smoke though.

Why Steve is so good looking lads?

>>15417887
He spends a healthy amount of time outside in the Florida sun, doing actual yard work for a living.

>>15416576
Nice.

>>15416700
He's said that he has a hard time getting good quality old ones because only collectors have them and they're very expensive

>>15416700
They cost a lot. Also has he gotten his hands on old rations that weren't Anglo? I don't think he has

>>15417066
Search PLA

>>15417848

>>15419050
Yeah I'm sure he's also looking for ones that have been relatively well-preserved and that just jacks up the price further.
I miss pre-covid when a case of surplus MREs were only $70 so they were a fun and reasonably-priced treat.

I feel bad for stinkyfingaz. His channel is dead and the few comments he gets are all Steve related or comparing him negatively to Steve.

>>15420165
Who is this man anons?

>>15420184
Steve1989MREinfo. He's a slightly autistic dude that has an obsession with MREs. Its peak comfy.

>>15417102
>always cover can with shirt or towel to muffle the hissing sound
My dad does that with the many many beers he opens every day.

>>15420208
>My dad does that with the many many beers he opens every day.
not nice

>>15420184
Steve

>>15420208
to hide the alcoholism?

>>15420208
When I was only a beer-tier alcoholic, I learned how to open cans quietly. Had to remember not to do that autistic shit when around other people. Nowadays I just drink handles of vodka.

does steve's butthole hiss when his boyfriend pops him open?

>>15420262
>I learned how to open cans quietly
Please teach me your way. I'm a beer alcoholic too and not ready to move on to vodka

>>15416576
oh wow

>>15420866
Push on the opening with a little pressure from your thumb when you first crack it just a little bit with the tab-key, slowly pushing down until the top of the can no longer flexes. With most cans, there's a point where the tab stays attached to the can. Angle the tab-key so it's mostly pushing into the side that doesn't stay attached, then lightly lift up while pushing down on the tab seam with your thumb. Depending on the can, you can usually work your way along the tab with just your thumb and open it slowly with next to no sound.

It looks autistic as fuck and sounds more complicated that it actually is. If you drink too much and do it a lot, it becomes a really weird-looking habit and hard to break.

>>15420921
Thanks man!
I just tried it and it worked quite well for being my first time. I can see this is something you can become autistically good at after some time