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15414101 No.15414101 [Reply] [Original]

>Work at sliced bread factory.
>All bread is sliced using an automated cutting system with electronically adjusted blades for different thicknesses.
>When setting up a pre-set for a new sliced bread product notice that not only can the blades be adjusted at individual different distances, but you can also set intervals on when the blades adjust.
>Go into the preset for a standard wholemeal loaf and set every 1000th loaf to have a single slice twice the thickness as all the other slices.
>It's been 2 months and no one has noticed and there haven't been any call backs.
>Weird satisfaction knowing that I'm fucking with people's heads when they just find a single slice twice and thick as the rest.

>> No.15414113

I love this, i hope to encounter a random thick bread slice one day

>> No.15414116
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15414116

>be me
>be autist
>eat sandwich
>see the bread
>think about how doing this >>15414101 would be funny
>go on 4chan to make up this story
>mfw everyone sages or ignores my thread

>> No.15414221
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15414221

>be me
>be insufferable, miserable and alone
>eat my 10th pre-packed snack cake at computer
>see this thread
>think about how miserable I >>15414116
am.
>reply on 4chan post that is supposed to just give people who read it a brief moment of joy at very little expense.
>mfw when I'm still miserable.

>> No.15414254

>>15414101
So you're the one who's been doing this to my wonderbread.

Where do you live anon?

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>>15414221
>nooo you cant just make fun of my le hecking wholesome make believe story you must be faat

you need to go back

>> No.15414264

>>15414260
I never said you were fat.
I said you were miserable and alone.

>> No.15414265 [DELETED] 

>>15414260
bumped and reported for announcing sage
you're welcome
just doing my duty as a good citizen of 4channel

>> No.15414273
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>>15414265
>reported for announcing sage
>announcing report
Huh

>> No.15414275

>>15414264
>cant even greentext correctly
>cant remember his on pic related
you need to read a book instead of redditposts anon

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>>15414273
come @ me j*nnies

>> No.15414283
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15414283

damn you two seems like massive faggots, both of you fuck off already

>> No.15414289

>>15414275
By your logic I must be an actual dog then.
That just makes it easier for me to fuck your mom.

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>>15414289
>fuck ur mom
lol incel
>i must be an actual dog
yeah youre acting like a bitch lmao
checked.
checked

>> No.15414327

>>15414101
GMB in Fall River?

>> No.15414332

>be me
>say be me even though that's already obvious
>have to look up the definition bread on the world wide web because we don't have it in my poor country
>feel depressed because now I know what bread is and I can't fucking have it
thanks a lot assholes

>> No.15414343

>>15414332
>be you
>be cute and handsome

>> No.15414354

>>15414343
How can one be both cute and handsome at the same time?

>> No.15414359

>>15414354
no one knows how he does it

>> No.15414363

>>15414260
>sage is good for tea
You are a fag

>> No.15414368

>>15414363
whats wrong with sage tea

>> No.15414421

>>15414101
it never amazes me what cringe histrionics will call mind games or fucking with someone's head.
your fucking with their bread not their head, my man. good day

>> No.15414438

>>15414368
I'm making fun of that user for thinking that was a funny joke about saging a thread, hope this helps

>> No.15414507

>>15414438
oh so youre the fag, huh?

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>>15414421
>cringe histrionics
No idea what that means but I agree