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15396617 No.15396617 [Reply] [Original]

he isn't looking too good, anons.

>> No.15396695
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15396695

>>15396617
I seen

>> No.15396699

put it out of it's misery

>> No.15396703

>>15396695
FOOTAGE

>> No.15396704

continue its suffering

>> No.15396705
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>>15396695
Some shit

>> No.15396714

>>15396705
If dubs take a bite out of it

>> No.15396738

>>15396714
You have to eat it OP

>> No.15396750

>>15396617
Doesn't look moldy, though. I think you're still good.

>> No.15396758

end it's suffering by eating it

>> No.15396761
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>> No.15396778

What’s his name, op?

>> No.15396894
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>>15396705

>> No.15396897

>>15396761
Kek

>> No.15396903

>>15396617
Oh no. Poor little oinker.

>> No.15396921
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15396921

>>15396617
Release him from this torment so that he can be reunited with his brethren

>> No.15397014

>>15396758
>>15396921
This, but make sure you bless him first, you have to take bite if its dubs

>> No.15397041

>>15396617
Trips and you shove it up your ass, then eat it

>> No.15397189

>>15396617
where's the tinfoil tail anon

>> No.15397213
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>>15396750
Completely mold free. The picture of cleanliness infact. Dubs and OP should tongue the mould out

>> No.15397262

>>15396617
>>15396695
Looks worse than I did a couple weeks after I didn't have a chair setup properly when changing a lightbulb, debalanced because was holiday season drunk and fell right on my face. I got a nice gash over my left eye for that stupidity, its healing up nicely and looked far worse than it felt.

>> No.15397263

>>15397213
Rolling

>> No.15397267

>>15397189
Maybe a tinfoil hat is more in order to avoid it getting space alien influences.

>> No.15397313

>>15397213
it's drawing me in bros...
the abyss..

>> No.15397435

Stick your willy in the mouth

>> No.15397539

Eat it you fucking faggot

>> No.15397544

film yourself eating it

>> No.15397571

Dubs and you eat it

>> No.15397632

>>15396617
dubs and you squeeze it into your eyes

>> No.15397644

>>15397544
the dubs have spoken

>> No.15397655

>>15397644
OP is a faggot and won't deliver

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>>15397544
>>15397644
>>15397655
You've got to now op

>> No.15397766

Dubs decides the miserable creature's name. I shall dub him OP, aka Faggot.

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15397800

We don't all make it

>> No.15398052

Dubs and you bite him

>> No.15398193

>>15396695
>do not disturb

>> No.15398524

dubs and he bites you

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he's a bit parched

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>>15396617

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>>15396617
reminds me of HBO's Chernobyl for some reason

>> No.15399515

>>15396617
How much longer will you continue this ghastly spectacle? When will you put him out of his misery?

>> No.15399649

>>15396617
feed big bertha?

>> No.15399810

>>15397213
he is literally made of penicilin
its free medicine nigga

>> No.15400004

>>15397655
>>15397731
>>15397644
I'm not going to eat my child, I have to see how long it survives.

>> No.15400337

>>15400004
Do this then if dubs >>15397435

>> No.15400577

what I want to know is why does everybody have cloves! somehow everyone has a jar of cloves. I know I sure do, I found them in the drawer when I made my pig. I've never used cloves ever for anything and I sure as heck don't know where they came from

nobody uses them yet everybody has them

>> No.15400999

>>15400577
cloves are delicious in masala chai and for christmas hams.

>> No.15401055 [DELETED] 

>>15400577
For studding my baked Spam, of course.

>> No.15401069 [DELETED] 

>>15396617
God that poor thing looks even worse than Joe Biden after he hasn't groped sniffed or intimidated little girls on camera a dozen times. Wow.

Leftists support a child fucker and aren't allies of women.

>> No.15401081

>>15400577
Pumpkin pie. I make them once a month!!

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>>15396617
>mfw I kept a lemon for 3 years as a lil friend and mum threw it out

>> No.15401299

>>15396617
the fuck is that

>> No.15401474

>>15400577
I use them. Love me pumpkin soups
Goes well in bread too. Gives me an excuse to break out the mortar and pestle

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>>15401299
>he doesn't know

>> No.15401985

This is stupid. I hate this. I should be asleep.

>> No.15401998

>>15401985
nothing works here I've been here seven years

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>>15397213
Are you feeling lucky, punk?

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>>15402088
Nice, very nice

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>>15396617
>>15402466
Another set of dubs? you know what you need to do OP

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checkem

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>>15402991
Lemon posters BTFO

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>>15402476
what are the odds

>> No.15403068
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Czech zem broddass

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>>15402991
>>15403050

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>>15403070

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>>15399649
It just needs some engines.

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15404554

>>15396617
Lemon pige

>> No.15404557

>>15404554
>Aaaaaa

>> No.15404616

>>15404554
it knows how bad things really are

>> No.15405454

Bump

>> No.15405472

>>15402991
Hehe Lil lemon stickin his snoot out :)

>> No.15405558

>>15396617
Why the actual fuck would you even make that

>> No.15405898

>>15405558
for good luck in the new year

>> No.15406719

>>15396703
noided

>> No.15406759

Is this a wojack for /ck/

>> No.15406782
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Apologize!

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From the initial thread.

>> No.15407067

>>15406782
>not using up your lemon pig when its still good
you niggas dun goofed

>> No.15407643

>>15406782
two weeks later I am still enjoying my lemon pige while you are sad you don't have a zesty pal

>> No.15407703

>>15396617
OP why the fuck didn't you put it in the freezer you're supposed to put them in the freezer after the first night so they can eternally meditate and bring you good luck, retard.

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mine is starting to get... soft

>> No.15407822

You fucks should have a lemon party and go to town.

>> No.15408130

>>15407804
At least he's still got the coin...

>> No.15408167

If one attached the legs and didn't slit the skin for ears and mouth the lemon would just shrink over the year.

>> No.15408299

>>15397544
>>15397644
>>15397655
holy fuck OP are you really going to deny these trip-dubs

shame on you

Eat it you stupid fucking double nigger

>> No.15408303

>>15400577
curry is the main thing I cook at home, I've got like 3 seperate jars of cloves

>> No.15408320

>>15408299
the dubs have spoken yet again, but sadly OP is too much of a massive faggot

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>>15397544
>>15397644
>>15397655
>>15408299
QUADRUPLE FUCKING DUBS

OP are you a fucking newfag how can you ignore these dubs, do it you fuck don't be a little bitch

>> No.15408619

>>15408323
one day you will realise that only newfags care about imaginary numbers, i'm fine living my life with my lemon pig intact.

>> No.15408628
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15408628

pic from yesterday
lemon pig on the right dropped his coin this morning

>> No.15408636

>>15408619
>only newfags care about imaginary numbers
>wow look at me i joined in 2008 im such an oldfag
dubs speak the truth and denying them is faggotry but then again you are OP so what should I expect

>> No.15408670

>>15408167
How would it hold the coin then. What kind of luck you think one gets with no coin.
Moran.

>> No.15408717

>>15408670
>What kind of luck you think one gets with no coin
the kind where life gives you (shrunken) lemons

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>>15396921
How exactly are you supposed to dispose of him in a respectful manner?
Fire?

>> No.15409100

>>15409092
Once the pig drops the coin that's when you burn it. You put him in a tiny bonfire and say a prayer to the pig god and thank the lemon for it's service.

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>>15409100
I put mine inside a duck and cooked him. Then put him in coarse salt for a year.
He still worked fine, though.

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>>15409108
It was during this that he suffered the cut on his rear

>> No.15409121

>>15409108
>slowly receeding into the inner bowels of the duck
>ahhhh nooo anon! it didn't have to be like thi...
>muffled screams

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>>15409114

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>>15409122
and that is where we are now.
He worked his financial paypig magic on me all year just fine. Bitcoin is up and rent is down.

>> No.15409136

>>15396617
Holy goddamn fuck what the fuck happened to him OP

>> No.15409139

>>15408670
Just build him a little purse for the money.

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>>15409125
>bitcoin is up
Lel laughing at you crypto fags

>> No.15409147

>>15409142
you can laugh all you want, man. I bought at 2400

>> No.15409190

>>15404554
The pig is screaming
>Why is the pig screaming?
>If you were smart you would be screaming too

>> No.15409205

>>15408628
What a pair of cuties. Eat them.