/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The spoon trick is great if your goal is to get perfect, intact seeds out. But it splatters juice everywhere, and really doesn't get all the seeds. As I said in the video, I didn't need to be precious about it, because I planned to strain out all the solids later. So I just ripped out the guts — mesocarp and all —and put them in the pot. The pentagon trick is also good for getting intact seeds out, but would have saved me no time in this context.

>>15383588
shit is this really you Adam? If so, I fucking love you man. You Rock!

>>15383575
>>15383588
>>15383600
since adam is obviously in here, how good is that pussy man?

>>15383588

A...Adam?

>watching the pork taboo episode
>adam calls out the towel heads and jews for their retarded belief in not eating pork
>mfw

how can one man be so handsome?

1.) FUCK YOU

>>15383575
damn dat white boi be makin me soakin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikcff9GBacI

>>15383588
prove it adam, pic of chrissy teigen pot with timestamp

Internet Shaquille

>>15384803
He's unironically based, straight to the point, no 10min bloated videos, no corpo or sponsor shilling, actually good and useful recipes, and hella cute

>>15384803
>>15384842
His recipes are ass, they arent even cooking but just shit anyone could intuitively figure out on their own. Make oatmeal and add berries? make hummus by blending canned chickpeas and adding pre-made tahini? wow. What are you, 17?

>>15384868
Chill out adam i like your recipes too

I watch a bit of binging with babish. his usual is making food from tv which can be interesting and you can get a few tips/ideas from. but his basics videos are a great way to broaden your skillset and knowledge of basic cooking stuff

>>15383703
Well that was shitty. Is this your channel, anon?

>>15384842
His videos are only corporate shillshit

>>15383575
I like this guy. Short videos that go straight to the point. His recipes don't require too much cooking material so it's nice if you're a beginner.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuL-5ytBmu6KG0BwjSFaD0g

"Should I Series" on youtube isnt for serious cooking but the guy who runs it just makes food that lolcows have made. He's pretty funny from time to time and his vids are mad cozy

>>15383588
no way you're adam. please timestamp

>>15383588
sup adam

>>15385167
nice hook nose

>>15383575
>Nasa t-shirt

>>15383575
Dinotendies is a great mentor who really inspired me to learn and grow as a cook. It's a shame he uploads very rarely lately.

>>15385290
Yeah I think he's a NYC jew or maybe a mutt.
I don't mind though, I've never heard him speaking about refugees, trans kids or whatever.

>>15385124
>shilling
>he spends almost half of each video randomly shitting on dumb food marketing markups or on Joe Rogan
>then tells you to eat brusselsprouts and hominy with stuff even college students will have in their barren kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Y6dQtch24&ab_channel=AdamRagusea

this shit he just released is gold, pure observation and recording, none of the bullshit

>>15385362
He's just Italian, they look like that

Ethan or Internet Shaquille

>>15383588
He's the embodiment of slave morality. You can tell that behind his cringey little "you do you!" shit and starting his plebbit comments with "friend, ...", there's real contempt hiding. He speaks this way because he's terrified of confrontation and has no idea how to handle disagreement. It's quite evident that he genuinely thinks he's the shit, but he's just too much of a coward and a mental weakling to face any critique head-on and honourably. That's why he hedges with these weasely little phrases, why he pre-empts all possible criticism with a pre-written and pinned FAQ, and why he saw the need to make that bizarre and incoherent video on why he refuses to use metric conversions.

So it doesn't surprise me that he's prone to the occasional outburst of impotent anger in his comments section from time to time -- he clearly has an ego and a measure of masculine rage, but has never learnt what to do with them, and has spent his life being afraid of any kind of self-affirmation. Why, for example, did he overreact with such vitriol to this relatively benign comment about ceramic stoves? Why does he get so upset over a very gentle quip about the narration? Because that's the kind of language in which Adam would himself codify his criticism. He interprets the slightest of gibes as full-frontal attacks because that's the way he'd make a criticism. Simple, honest and straightforward language is not for him; he lacks the courage to be direct.

As other anons have said, all of this has probably been reinforced/cemented by his having been a professor, where he's been able to go mostly unchallenged in his little fiefdom for years. Now he's suddenly exposed to the internet, where everyone is way harsher, and more importantly, don't need to please him to pass a class. I guess he's struggling to adapt a bit.

>>15383575
search basics with babish

>>15385769
was this copypasta even written for adam? it seems to miss the mark greatly

>>15383575
>>15383588
Hey Fagusea, shut the fuck up. No. Just shut the fuck up you pathetic dickless spinless brainless little fuck. When I'm done relentlessly plowing your mother, aunts, sisters, wife, and daughters until all their holes gape like a raw Thanksgiving turkey, I'm going to slide my rock hard 15" long thick as tallboy still slick with your mothers cum monster dong all the way down your throat and then I'm going rest my massive balls over your nose completely cutting off your air supply. The last thing you see is going to be my powerful masculine anus shitting blue cheese popovers and easy beef wellington into your eyes as the lights go out. I'm coming for you Adam.

T. Chef "I'm the great ape of your family's anal rape" John

>>15385855
>anal rape
fuck off sodomite

>>15385851
Adam, it's OK, we are trying to help you, but you must make the first step and recognize that you have a problem

>>15385855
I know you’re making a joke, but this is a very convincing fake that makes it look as though I’m threatening people with murder. I would ask you to take it down.

>>15385769
this is incredibly accurate

>>15383575
f*cking SoyChad

>>15387206
To be fair, that's every modern "Male"

>>15384803
This guy fell off the radar fast. He has a video on how to cook rice with a pot. Some guy commented about buying a rice cooker to which Mr.Shaquille commented back saying that he forgot about the existence of a rice cooker.

>>15383575
Chef Jean Pierre
>'ate cheep booze
>'ate measuring
>luv butter
Simple as

>>15387232
yeah I liked the dishwashing video and maybe one or two others but I'm sick of the guy. Seems like a dick and I had high hopes for the "You Have To Eat Vegetables" video (a message more people need to hear) but then it was just like, listing off "You can roast broccoli. Or blanch green beans. Or sautee cabbage" with a first-page-of-google-images slideshow and no instruction, demonstration, technique, suggestions, recipes. Real letdown.

>>15385760
who's Ethan

>>15387992
Ethan suplee. Fat dude from american history x got buff and started doind gay porn

>>15387992
some incel who couldn't see eye to eye with chadam even if he was standing on a chair

>>15383575
Cooking with Jack

>>15388038
He’s given up on cooking

>>15388069
>25k for one recipe
What the fuck is wrong with this guy? I bet he values his sauce company at just over a billion

>>15388069
i see the stroke also made him beyond retarded. who the fuck is paying $25k for ANYTHING involving his brand?

>>15388069
that fat fuck deserves another stroke just for this bullshit

>>15388069
>President

>>15385855
this pasta always gets me

>>15385855
Based

>>15385769
>slave morality
thats not what slave morality means fucking retard

>>15388158
Jack is the president we need right now

>>15388543
"You do you" is exactly what it means.

>>15385769
What's wrong with electric, huh? I can't have an electric stove just because YOU said so?
Let me tell you, even IF gas is better than electric, it's still takes too much time and money to pipe gas in. So yeah anyone could pipe gas in if they wanted to. But it's not worth it.
And I'm a home cook. This is a home cooking channel. Plenty of home cooks use electric stoves without a problem. This isn't a three michelin star channel, it's for the average person. And even if these videos were for professionals, there are plenty of chefs who use electric stoves. Those professionals wouldn't appreciate you mocking them.
But all that's irrelevant because it's not a pro chef channel. This is MY channel and I make recipes that suite ME. You can make your own channel with a gas stove and there's nothing wrong with that. I won't shame you for using a gas stove like you're doing to me right now.
And actually really if you think about it, electric stoves are superior to gas. You don't have to worry about a leak burning down your house or causing you and your loved ones danger. It's much safer because there's no open flame. And it's easier to clean than a gas stove. So it's a no brainer why anyone who actually cooks at home would prefer an electric stove.
So yeah you can have your own views on stoves, but how about we let the person reading this decide for themselves.

Nigga

>>15387992
Ethan Chlebowski, pretty good

>>15390307
?

>>15385362
His accent and speech mannerisms scream NYC.
I'd know. I'm from a Jewish family in NYC.

>>15385769
Yes, charisma is a survival mechanism and can be used to predate the weak-minded. Congratulations for noticing.

>>15384968
Anons meme on him because he is a normalfag making normalfag content for normalfags, but his channel is really solid and you can find a lot of good info and inspiration for new recipes. It would be nice if he could be a le epic memelord hacker who knows all the inside jokes, like a SsethTzeentach of food, but he wouldn't be able to build a brand anywhere near as large as the one he has now.
I do really appreciate what he has done recently with guest cooks on his show, especially Sohla who was totally marginalized in her previous line of work. Her segments are peak comfy.

>>15383575
Cooking with jayology

>>15384868
Shaquille is super beginner level food recipe, more so just showing people who never cooked in their lives how easy it is to make the shit you're paying 5+ dollars for at 200g at the store.
I don't really mind him, he has his place in the food youtube world and it fits.

>>15388113
Jack got the sauce a distro deal with wal mart, that 25,000 would basically be pocket change after a year or so, especially if you ask to buy the branding rights

e-celeb threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/11 and >>>/ck/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=15383575

>>15383575
This

>>15392502
Wasn’t it only a few Walmarts in Tennessee? I never saw them at any I went to