/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ingredients: 3 cups sticky rice 3 cups barley 1 cup of sushi rice the above are soaked overnight in 7 cups water cup of dried onion 1/3 cup of sesame & veg oil mix 1/3 cup of sliced ginger 35mm diameter sausage casings

>>15387582
if the point is to be vegetarian, what are the casings made of?

>>15387578
>americans
>do they really

>>15387611

>>15387624

>>15387611
There are vegetarian casings.

>>15387578
NIGGA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>15387896
>bacon stripes
Stopped watching there. Not claiming any moral high ground, but fuck bacon stripes.

>>15388488

>>15387582
Egypt, Libya, Tunisia have a better and original version of the rice sausage

>>15387578
I was almost on board for this until she just bit into it RAW. fucking christ.

>>15387935
>BMWF
Fucking shit is EVERYWHERE

>>15387660
I have so many questions

>>15388519
Thnx

>>15388613
China vs Taiwan staring, contest gone very bad.

>>15387634
imagine the smell

>>15388933
"Rich white millennials experience prison through these potato chips"

>>15387578
interesting
this diet made her so high test she developed facial hair

>>15388933
That's cringe, like middle schoolers underage smoking type of cringe

>>15387692
Fucking bargain for $2.50.
In Australia that'd cost nearly $10

>>15387617
$25 worth of energy (Electricity, Coals etc) for a $1 piece of dirty old tongue meat...

>>15387594
whats the joke here

>>15389359

>>15389407
It's a thing that someone said once in a YouTube video. People repeated it. People repeating it makes it funny because everyone now has 2000s stoner movie comedic sensibilities.

>>15387611
big rice

>>15389447
kek monkey trouble shirt is based

Do Germans really

>>15387663
waste of a perfectly good garloid

>>15389539

>>15387624
that's clearly a german recipe using german ingredients

>>15387611
Rice

>>15389407
I'm getting more of a seared bite, on the Impossible Whopper than I'm getting on that actual wh-no no no no...

>>15387896

I fucking love, *LOVE* bacon. But... could you just not fucking do this shit? Combining dates and meat is fucking disgusting.

>>15389847

>>15387736
imagine the smell

>>15387578
I have no issue with his guy eating raw meat

>>15388669
yOUCH!!

>>15388945
no, its more like ex prison inmates miss those chips

>>15387598
this is just a heart attack in cake form

>>15387591
this looks interesting to try

>>15389415
imagine the smoke

>>15387736
That's a lot of eggs

>>15387634
You might say... he's got guts.

>>15388645
Holy shit is he blowing and shaping a hot lump of sugar with his hands?

>>15387578
The way that fucking cow eats is disgusting. Fuck you for posting it

>>15390202
More impressed by how the burger doesnt come apart

>>15387935
>that couple
He betrayed us before it even started, bros

>>15388578
there was a certain charm to his early stuff

>>15389654
Probable a mette(?) thing. Some euros are fuckweird eating raw pork, whole raw fish, drinking the blood of birds, eating raw sausage, etc. Maybe it's some sort of tradition caused from them being too poor to afford firewood.

>>15387611
they taste good, vegetarian is western cringe

>>15389415
My smoke alarm would go nuts trying this. It goes off when I put a crust on my steak

>>15389847
bacon wrapped dates are surprisingly good

>>15387578
https://youtu.be/fMcgvYKQrgY?t=19

>>15390305
Have you thought about moving the smoke alarm?
It's a simple thing that people tend to forget is sometimes an option.

>>15390332

>>15387754
Interesting

>>15390316
This is why context is important. As she says in the video; she needs a hefty breakfast after taking her morning insulin shot.
And you bigots thought she was just being a fat pig.

>>15387578
The thumbnail looks like she's about to put a condom on it.

>>15388645
>bite the pig
>release the old man's breath into your mouth
delicious

>>15387660
Do Canadians really?

>>15390178
Thats garlic

>>15389539
Topkek

>>15388933
>some marketing schmuck reads an article about prison caterer overloads chips with msg/msg-type flavor additives
>tries to license and brand it for a quick buck
>buzzfeed tier viral marketing
>facebook comment marketing circa 2005
>hundreds of retards probably old enough to fall for this
Amazing.

>>15390238

>>15390030
Die monster, you don't belong in this world.

>>15387617
made me suddenly remember i used to eat beef tongue often enough for a couple of years, but this looks fucking disgusting to me now

>>15387598

fart cake

>>15390376
bet he gets off on it
the man's a menace

>>15390238
You're just retarded thinking he was a literal nazi like you

What drives someone to post disgustingly offensive garbage on a food forum? Unendingly. For years.
How do mods have the autism to continue trying to destroy free communication in such a passive aggressive way?

>>15387652
Do americans really do this?

>>15390514
or maybe you're so retarded you don't get an obvious joke

>deutsche 'Rezepte'
Niemand will diesen Scheiss sehen. Kulinarisch sowie kulturell durchgefallenes Land. Größtes Mistland auf der ganzen Erde

>>15390721
There is no joke kek

>>15390238
Based Hal.

>>15390713
Its from a german tv show

>>15387578
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

>>15388959
kek

>>15390907

Stop coping by saying she is german.
This is a german show about an American living in an Army base in west germany so let me just blurt this out right now:

>do Americans really?

>>15390907
Fucking Americans even made it onto German TV. wtf

>>15389415
i'd rather not die of carbon monoxide poisoning, thanks

>>15387896
These are really good if you fill the dates with a strong cheese, like blue cheese. It's a salty, savoury, sweet morsel. Wouldn't bother rolling it in parmesan like that.

>>15388959
As shown, a diet consisting purely of raw onions, raw meat and soy sauce raises your test to unimaginable levels.

>>15387788
look, the companies have to resort to humiliate themselves by trying to get turned into a fucking meme!

>>15391012
You're going to die of something eventually.
Carbon monoxide isn't the worst way to go.

>>15391034

>>15390976
She speaks German so you're wrong

>>15390880
Do Americans really appear on German TV shows just to act like fat pigs?

>>15391399
She probably lived a long time in Germany, just a sign of respect for the country she is in.

>>15391399
While rare, it is not unheard of for an American to speak more than one language.

>>15391740
That's not spanish

>>15389847
Pork and fruit actually go together well. For example: porkchope and apple sauce.

>>15388933
They're just All Dressed chips with MSG thrown in

>>15390361
I clicked because I thought it's some kind of a device to make donought/beigel-like holes in meatballs.

>>15390976
https://youtu.be/RfmyHWDNjeM

Stop lying shitstain.

>>15391821
Sounds like an American singing ifn you ask me

>>15391821
That is the dubbed version from german tv. You can clearly see she is american

>>15391313
I'm gonna get this drunk tonight

>>15390355

>>15390976
>>15390907
>>15391821
Aber mett mitt brot ist lecker. Ich hatte gerne Mettbrochen mitt Kartoffeln. Mein lieblings *sabbert* machen *atmet wie ein Hund *

>>15391840
I bet she gives a good head

>>15390546
>What drives someone to post disgustingly offensive garbage on a food forum? Unendingly. For years.

So... you probably remember this one; then.

>>15387788
The fuck did I watch

>>15387652
Aren't you supposed to bake/roast pigs in blankets? not fucking deep fry them they didnt even look cooked properly

>>15392383
It looks ungodly

>>15390229
American cheese is almost as good as superglue

>>15387578
what the fuck is this shit bro? what the fuck?!

>>15389302
its euro
still a good price

https://youtu.be/Th5UG1sFnXY?t=129

>>15392466
Currywurst is very popular but the best part are beer prices. Beer is very affordable and you can drink it in public without incident.

In southern German you don't get Currywurst as much but you get bavarian style beers and can order a whole liter at a time for reasonable price.

>>15387686
>feta de soya

disgusting

>>15388546
Actually there is nothing wrong with what she does from a medical standpoint. I am sorry you live in 3rd world country and you cant enjoy Mett. Sieg Heil.

>>15387578
Well, THAT's what I call proper keto portion size.

>>15389415
Do city slickers really?

>>15390332
>>15390335
these two webs allways crack me up
why is so hilarious?

>>15387935
>"It was huge, I tell ya. YUGE, the cum crust we found under a pillow. Very disrepectful"

>>15392517
did they make these just for the pun - tako taco?

>>15390386

underrated

>>15391709
i'm american and i still kek'd

>>15392532
how much does a liter of beer cost there?

>>15393122
Cheaper ends 5 euro. More expensive is 10 to 12 euro in tourist traps

>>15393198
more like 60 cent if you buy the cheapest brand at lidl

>>15393122
>>15393198

>>15393549
lamo what is this shitty graphic based on. You can get a pint here in GErmany for like 30 cents at aldi. 2€ at a cheap bar.

>>15387578
The most disgusting part of that webm is actually the maggi seasoning, I was on board with everything else

>>15393570
Probably based on typical bar prices. There's no way an average pint of beer from the supermarket is $7.52 in the U.S. A can of low grade swill is like $0.65 if you buy a 30 pack

>>15387896
That’s a new version of Devils on Horseback.

The original has sautéed chicken liver that is stuffed inside a pitted prune, then wrapped in bacon and grilled or backed.

And there’s also Angels on Horseback, which is made with smoked ouster instead of the liver.

But I guess most people dislike both prunes and chicken liver, so the modern versions change them.

Personally, I think dates are far too sweet for this hors d’oeuvre.

>>15393249
Yeah, but at the bar you're not getting large (groß Bier) for that. Regular beer is like 2 euro

Shit, my original thread is ded. Here's some reposts.

>>15387692
Oh Mann, vermisse ich Deutschland :(

>>15390238
The greatest sitcom of all time.

>>15389359
I bet you don't eat tripe either you fucking pansy.

>>15391709

>>15390386

>>15389359
>$25 worth of energy (Electricity, Coals etc)
Have you ever bought charcoal or paid an electric bill in your life?

>>15388578
lmao now thats the Ja/ck/ i came for

>>15387660
Why was everybody kung-fu fighting?

>>15389447
monkey trouble one is fucking excellent

>>15390202
now thats some american kino, finally

>>15394923
>>15394930
Just wanted to say how I like the irony of putting beef tartare right after a tofu burger

>>15387598
What the fuck are you doing there, boss?

>>15389629
He stopped feeding it

>>15393570
Yeah I can buy one for 2 euro in Stockholm.

>>15392299
What a retard.

>>15391792
I wasn't talking about pork chops though.

If you'd pry your head out of your ass, you'd understand that I wasn't saying pork can't pair with sweet things, just that dates and bacon don't go together. Prosciutto would pair well with them, though.

>>15393198
Only if you et out. Buying the beer at the supermarket costs like 25Cent upwards for half a Litr, which is the common size.

>>15392299
Is he genuinely autistic?

>>15395652
are you? that's clearly down's syndrome

>>15387671
no meme has anyone tried this? I've got an extra can of chicpeas lying around and I'd definitely try this out

>>15388578
The green kitchen was jack golden age

>>15392383
I think those are brats.

>>15387754
>salt and pepper to taste
>doesn't taste it

>>15392299
This guy is happier and will have a happier life than 90% of the sad angry faggots reading this thread ever will be

>>15387578
Never heard of FIRE?
>>>/wsg/3736870

>>15390907
Thats just breakfast

>>15390907
Also that looks German

>>15390514
>OMG a LITERAL nazi!

>>15389407
Another forced meme from /wsg/.

>>15394930
Would it still be good if I baked that?

>>15387646
that looks very rich but delicious

>>15394407
Wonder if it actually holds up

>>15391313
Thanks anon I needed that laugh

>>15392299
Why are dudes giving him shit? He nailed it

>>15390507
China needs to be dealt with

>>15388933
>the only one who says it would be worth going back to prison to get those chips is the black one

>>15395564
A lot of people like to drink at beer gardens.

When I drink I usually just drink cheap Rotbier around our fire pit and have some schnapps.

>>15395408
good dogo!!

>>15390907
All the food is german and no one dyes their hair like that in the us. Shes also speaking german

>>15392080
More euros look at the cream and whipped cream

>>15387686
Nice enough recipe but shit technique, use Italian method with adding pasta water to the hot pan along with the pasta and a little more oil. Don't just toss it with cold overcooked spaghetti, it looks dry as fuck because of that.

>>15391709
Listen here you lil shit

the winter cup is in 2 eeks and /ck/ will play just so you are warned

>>15395906
says a lot when you have to be literally retarded to be happy in this world

>>15397063
I know I'm supposed to rage at the gay pizza with a fork webm but this one triggers me much more, god I hate w*men

>>15397063
I hope she ate all the crap they serve her, if not what a waste
but also after eating that much avocado i would be sick of it for a year
>that avocado "burger"
disgusting

>>15397098
grilling into the 5th dimension

>>15394468
the cat they were cooking ran as fast as lightning

>>15397106
so ethinc, very exotic ain't it?

>>15390175
>>15390305
>>15391012
that's what hood vents are for retards
i have a few boxes of this charcoal (it's thai fruit wood charcoal) and it provides a very long and consistent burn, though doesn't put out a lot of heat. never tried using it inside, and i always pair it with hardwood lump charcoal

>>15392517
octopus is a good and would make for a good taco, but i feel like just putting the whole tentacle in there is a bit unwieldy

>>15393965
you can even buy a pint of craft beer at the supermarket for $1 or so in the states, so i'm assuming what you say is true
also, alcohol prices are not consistent across the country
i can get a 12 pack of high life bottles for $8 in michigan from krogers

>>15387617
It looks so dry and tasteless.

>>15394923
Why are westerners always butchering tofu
just fucking eat it you cunts, stop trying to fuck with it into something it's not

>>15396890
i can't believe they managed to turn surly eggfort man into a player
this level of character creation blows bethesda out of the water

>>15390713
Most fats don't do much cooking at all.

>>15391313
How do I get this wasted? I want to try it, but even after drinking like half a bottle of vodka in a 3 hour sitting I still didn't get this drunk.

>>15389359
>3 hours of gas and a tray of charcoal costs $25
hmm okay bud

>>15397389
Drink the bottle of vodka in a 1 hour sitting

>>15397093
>all those delicious runny yolks breaking and cooking to hardness
My heart

>>15387602
based

>>15397566
THIS

>>15397098

>>15397345
>Why are westerners always butchering tofu
No one, and I mean no one, likes tofu.

>>15387814
God i wish goat cheese was more common

>>15397054
Other than restaurants trying to fool customers, I have no problem with this.

>>15397106
I'm convinced they do stuff like that to fuck with Western reporters.

>>15391840
Based roastie

>>15397250
>those giant hands

>>15393554
>half a kilo of salt for some fucking eggs
Christ

>>15397032
Cringe

>>15397043
Then who was hand?

>>15397098
those greeks sure are crafty

>>15398505
Wholesome

>>15397257
So this is what Santa does the rest of the year...

>>15397007
god is dead

>>15397098
Remember when they used to have these things for humans at malls? I always watched to see if they threw up when they got off the ride.

>>15389415
some of you are okay, don't do that shit indoors guys.

>>15389629
>>15387663
at my job in the university i had to get pig stomachs for an institute and they performed mechanical tests on them. could not eat this. one part of the job was cleaning them under water to wash out the acid. some pigs were fed before they got slaughtered apparently, so the stomachs were full with undigested pig food. the smell is like corn flakes.

>>15398100
Keep telling yourself that people that never invented the wheel are so very clever.

>>15395780
It's a pretty straightforward curry.

>>15388933
This seems exploitative. Like how there are restrictions on brand labels for MREs now.

>>15395540
They're lovely hors d'oeuvres but no one should ever use the word "fabricate" when describing cooking.

>>15396937
Do you ever shut the fuck up rust?

>>15387598
this seems so extra, why not just chop up the onions and add them to the cake mix, form into balls, and then fry them in the buter, same effect, but not as ugly looking

>>15397250
>>15398108

>>15387646
so beef stroganoff casserole, got it

>>15387617
Beef tongue is delicious, but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't come out well cooked in steak rounds. I love it thinly sliced and sauteed in butter.

>>15389887
Did this with Spam once.
>>15392088
>melt
How? Over a double boiler?

>>15391313
how did he make it to the convenience store?

>>15397257
i was frustrated when she turned down the hotdog. what an ungrateful bitch, she would make a poor wife.

>>15394320
>clean energy
>burning combustibles
oh the fucking irony

>>15399252
I call them sunny cakes. I take slices of spam and dip them in pancake sauce before frying. The sunny part is an egg sunny side up that I serve on top.

>>15399341
>pancake sauce
Fuck my brain is dying here. Pancake batter.

>>15399351

>>15387578
what on gods green fucking earth is this HOLY SHIT STOP FUCKING STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>15393549
>Saudi Arabia

>>15387617
good in tacos, not so much like this.

>>15388933
Lmao "wouldn't mind going back to prison for these"

>>15388933
>I wouldn't get arrested to have these chips, but if I got arrested, I'd be psyched about getting the chips
Statements you can feel.