/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For me it's your Mom's sweaty pussy all up in my face yum

for me, it's cunny pizza

I knew someone who raved about this place for having this really cool gimmick where you can choose exactly what toppings are on your pizza, as if you can't do this at every fucking pizza place ever

>>15387165
I like it too, OP. Especially the whole roasted garlic cloves

>>15387165
>>15387545
stupud
>>15387331
smart

>>15387331
The gimmick is that you can overload your pizza with toppings without any extra charge, I wouldn't really go here if I was a kind of guy who only ate Pepperoni.

>>15387165
Disgusting.

I worked at a mod pizza for three years ama

This place made me find out that artichoke and corn on pizza is fucking kino

>>15389916
Do you find thirteen year old girls sexy? Like just their bodies. They're curvy and ready biologically. What if you put an adult brain in a thirteen year old girl? Tight and wet.

>>15389916
how do i get free food from there? bogo coupons? do you throw away pizza crust into the dumpster?

>>15387545
god tier toppings

what is this thread even about

>>15389970
perfection

Blaze is better.

For me, it's sour fruits on savoury pizzas
>but pineapples are ebil
You do realise tomato is a sour fruit?

>>15387165
>>15387545
>>15389916
what's the best pizza?

>>15394029
I bet that kiwi pizza is delicious

>>15394029
>>15394297
with a little rosemary, basil and garlic, (semi) unripe kiwi and strawberry are fairly similar to tomato.

bell peppers are just really shitty jalapenos

>>15393175
My favorite band of all time.

>>15387165
That looks like way too many toppings and a slice will fall over and the toppings ending up all over the place.

>>15391660
Just complain. The nod i worked at gave away pizza like it was candy in Halloween at the slightest complaint.

>>15394273
The one you make yourself

>>15395435
give favorite build

>>15391660
No the only thing we throw away is unbaked dough when it either falls in thr ground or is sitting around for too long. Nothing edible. But like I said come in with a complaint, even if its completely fabricated, make a scene, and they'll probably give you a free pizza coupon.

>>15387165
Only a pretensious italian or californian would come with some shitty looking thing with so many toppings. They should get the noose.

>>15395439
Alright so I haven't worked there for a while but I had a couple favorites. First one is simple, just a mix of spicy red sauce and regular red sauce, basil, medium mozzarella, a good amount of pepperoni and onion and ask for it crispy. Get Buffalo sauce on top and a side or two of ranch. Also can put spicy honey on it which is also very good.

Another one is bbq and moz with either chicken, though our chicken is disgusting, or the spicy sausage with a bunch of onions and a bunch of cilantro on it. Though I think they got rid of the cilantro. Then after get a bbq and ranch swirl.

Another one is like a pesto (i think right now they have a salad dressing called green goddess which is a ranch pesto thing which is insanely good as a base so do that if they
have it) pepperoni, moz, maybe one other meat if you want, onions, and mama Littles peppers. Put a honey swirl on that one and the peppers are optional.

Red sauce and bbq mixed together is surprisingly good. We used to have a garlic butter that was amazing on the crust but I think they got rid of it.

White sauce is disgusting. It's a very mild Alfredo but its horrible. Though if you put a bunch of artichokes, rosemary, and spicy sausage thats actually not a bad pizza but its the one exception.

Bottom line just avoid overloading it with toppings because it makes it hard to cook and not cook well. I've seen people put every topping on the fucking line on it and it's horrible. 3-4 toppings max is my suggestion, though there are exceptions.

Mod pizza is fucking nasty. To each their own, but I would never each that own.
Unrelated, but why is there zero fucking good pizza on the west coast? It's like they are trying to make pizza from how it's described or what it looks like in movies and tv.

Honestly that looks pretty good.

>>15395500
too many peppers dude, do you want to fuck a pepper or something?

>>15395509
It's just bell pepper. They're delicious.

>>15395439
Oh and also if you can swing it because it's technically not allowed get the cheesy garlic bread, the big one, and ask for jalapeno and bacon on it. That's a fucking good one.

>>15395520
I like bell peppers, but I've eaten so many frozen pizzas in my teenage years that the mere sight of them makes me nauseous

>>15395524
Mod is a step up compared to chain pizza, so they're probably reasonable fresh. On frozen pizzas they're always trash because they have no crisp to them, yeah.

>>15395522
I like their garlic bread a lot but its tough and chewy as fuck sometimes. Do you guys put real garlic in it? love dipping in ranch

>>15395532
The mini one or the one on the mega? Either or ask for it with a light bake and that should solve it.

>>15395529
the other day I got dominos pizza out of the blue because I went into a deep rabbit-hole reading about prisoners' last meal requests (a ton of them ordered dominos). it was as terrible as I remember it. was sad for the rest of the night

>>15395532
Oh and yeah we put minced garlic in it

>>15389916
Do they know how burmese basketweaving forums interpret their name?

>>15387165
why would you pay for a fucking pita pizza? seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? you can make one for $3 in 5 minutes. there's no dough involved, it's a fucking store bought pita. you are a disgrace and I hope you get cancer.

>>15395667
are you heavily inebriated?

>>15395667
i dont own a brick oven