/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I have a sleep

a spliff and a microwaveable pizza

>>15381575
mcchicken meal, mcdouble, and a pint of milk

>>15381575
sandwich and a blunt

>>15381575
A big homemade chicken salad, some tea, and a joint

>>15381575
A point of heroin

Insomnia

>>15381575
Bologna sandwich and some private time with Mommy Giana’s pictures

>>15382000
dont forget the katzup

steel reserve and vegetables out of a can
part of a salami eaten straight off the salami sausage

>>15381575
I have whatever he is having

a tallboy, 2 cigarettes, and maybe a pineapple sausage straight out of the package

>>15381575
a log of shit straight out of the asshole

I work out of town and live in shitty motels in small towns around Canada. Every night my boss will buy me some beers and food at whatever the local bar is, I'm not even picky but I swear most of the time the food is shit. I'd rather just eat gas station food. Then back at the motel I'll just raid the vending machine for all the m&ms.
Tonight I just got hot wings and they were awful, I hate when they bread the wings.

>>15381575
i pour le wine

>>15383040
looks like a glass of shit

>>15381575
I used to work at a bar. Got off at 2:30am and would have drinks with the other bartenders/barbacks/security until 3:30-4am. Then go home and take a huge grav bong rip, eat some food and go to bed. As much as I hated what I actually had to do for that job because drunk people are fucks, the end of the shift was always really nice.

Also worst bar patrons in order are:
>recently divorced moms that still think theyre hot
>frat boys home for thanksgiving break
>the maid of honor in a bridal party
>the manlet that wants to fight everyone when drunk(the frat guys are usually a more insecure version of this depending on how much money their dad makes)
>that old man constantly hitting on girls 40 years younger than him

>>15381587
>shower
>wake my gf up
>suck and fuck
>sleep

>work nights
>get home at 2am
>not allowed to use the kitchen in my apartment past 10pm
>nothing is open late anymore thanks to the coof meme

Just kill me.

>>15383229
>not allowed to use the kitchen in my apartment past 10pm
Why tho? Also thats horrible

>>15383226
Curious. Does the old man ever score?

>>15383146
youre a glass of shit fuck you!!!!!!!!!

>>15383276
No, out of all of them Ive seen not one ever got a date. The one guys would hit on girls when he started getting drunk and keep drinking until he stopped hitting on them, he was relatively normal but into girls in their 20’s even though he was 60.

The other one I had to interact with when I was a bouncer would try to hit on girls, get rejected, and then report back to me for some fucking reason. Then he would stare at them and tell me they all probably had boyfriends. Then as he got more drunk he would hit on me, and invite me to go on road trips with him. Im a 6’2” guy with a beard. I think he was just a really lonely robot in old man form

>>15381575
mncodnald

>>15383322
Thanks. I always saw this going on and wondered if perseverance paid off.

>>15383337
I imagine it might if the old man looks rich, none of the ones at the place I worked at did

>>15381575
What is this from? I hate his face and I want to watch it in full to hate it more

>>15382964
What job do you do?

>>15383349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_jVc6QYdr0

>>15381575
I get that chilli con carne ready meals, and other times pack of noodles and piece of toast, couple that with a spliff sometimes, depending how I feel

>>15383638
I know it's tik tok shit but that got a little kek

>>15383629
male prostitute

>>15381600
>>15381627
>>15381693
Does everyone in this board smoke weed? Wtf? Losers

>>15382964
Sounds miserable dude. U must be fat with that setul

>>15384001
i feel like most cooks do
i dont tho, just drink myself to sleep sometimes

>>15383229
Wtf? Is this a troll? U cant use ur own kitchen?.......

>>15383228
>t formerly chuck

>>15381575
Normally I head to the Adult theatre or Adult store, shoot up about a point of Heroin and jack it for a bit.

>>15381575
decaf coffee and $40 hooker

>>15383229
>get home at 2am
>>not allowed to use the kitchen in my apartment past 10pm
I feel that. Shit sucks.
>>15383240
>>15384019
He could be living with someone else that has a normal working schedule, like 7-5 or some shit. So by the time he gets home, the other person is sleeping and doesn't want to be woken up by random noise in the kitchen at 3 in the morning.

>>15383146
choccy milk

>>15384476
should still be able to cook as long as you keep noise to a min, i bet they cook while the other one is sleeping

>>15384476
I have the same thing, just eat a sandwich.

>>15381575
A 4:1 martini with 1 olive

>>15381575
a regular water glass of vodka and then collapse on the floor
sometimes I wake up in a puddle of vomit but I shower before work anyway so it doesn't matter

>>15384001
tfw (you) are the real loser, anon

>>15382000
Daddy's Little Princess ;)

>>15381575
eight lokos and a reuben. i call it the "inside the park home run".

eggs

>>15386359
kys stoner

>>15386880
>kys
Filtered

yooo elliot roger comin back from the dead lmaoooo

>>15381575
Working nights is miserable. 90% of people who work nights are depressed based on recent studies.

>>15386807
God yes. It’s that exact situation that I fantasize about

>>15387141
True. I've only met one person who liked night shifts but that was because they could live off 2-3 hours of sleep a night and it left him with the daytime to do whatever he needed or wanted.

>>15381575
A ciggy and a night on the internets.

A shower is nice.

>>15383277
>Pepe posters not even knowing the colour of wine.

>>15381575
The fuck is wrong with the dude in your gif. Tweakin?

>>15381575
I finish at 10.
Can of rum n coke, a joint and a Dota match before bed.

>>15384001
It's legal bro

A 40 of Malt liquor and a pack of Newport cigarettes.

Funny enough, the porn store started selling wieners and corned beef. So whenever I can I go to the adult shop to eat.