/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15361385
FUCK YOU!!!!

>>15361401
?

I'm from New Zealand and I have three gay brothers which I don't think just happened by chance.

>>15361385
replace middle bread with hashbrown patty and thank me later

>>15361385
They don’t make them like they used to

first time i tried a big mac i was a kid on vacation and my grandma got a ton of mcdonalds for the family. she was based like that RIP granma. anyway she came back to the hotel room with bags of mcdonalds and i was like "yo where's my happy meal" and she was like you're gonna eat a fucking big mac today. so we watched hey arnold on the hotel room TV and ate big macs and i always loved big macs ever since mcdonalds please pay me for this story

>>15361809
Your grandma sounded based as fuck anon

the double quarter pounder is the finest fast food burger available

>>15361809
i enjoyed reading this

>>15361955
it's a comfy story and 100% true i understand how fast food advertising psyops work because of that moment. some weird connections were made in my brain that day and i upgraded from happy meals to big macs and watched nickelodeon with grandma

>>15361809
Bless your G-ma.

>>15362066
>>15361955
>>15361925
grandma is extremely based and as weird as this thread is i thank you all. its been almost 7 years. i can still taste that big mac

>>15361433
Sounds like you need to get something off your chest anon.

>>15361433
w-was it the mcdonalds?

im drunk lol why am i posting a mcdonalds thread i just love my g ma

>>15361433
Big Mac's cause it?

>>15361941
for me it's the mcchicken. the best fast food sandwich.

based, had a bigmac with fries and ice tea yesterday

>>15361385
>middle bun is just a bottom bun
STOP DOING THIS

It's a worldwide, cultural icon in a way no other American food product is.

please delete this thread

Yes it is bic, but is it Mac?

Big Mac, fries and a coke.
Classic. This is what freedom tastes like.

just get rid of it it's just a mcdonalds ad now

>>15362130
food tastes better when you're happy
conversely, even your favorite food tastes like cardboard if you're feeling like shit inside

>>15361809
That day your grandma turned you into a man.

double quarter pounder is better

>>15362554
she did. she was so incredibly based. one time she crashed my grandpa's car on a scenice bridge in our city. she just said "oh i thought i was more sober than him" and shrugged it off. grandpa still married her. true love. is this still the big mac thread?

>>15362594
naw man tell us more about your granny

>>15362618
aw man grandma was a based gambler. her life revolved around hitting the casino boats and watching jeopardy! she smoked constantly her whole life and got every kind of cancer except lung cancer. really told those statistics to fuck off. miller lite and mcdonalds became staples in my family thanks to her and grandpa

>>15362636
Is her mac big?

>>15361385
If there's not a sloppy disgusting amount of Mac sauce on your Big Mac you're doing it wrong

>>15361385
love the taste but the sandwich itself is a mess to eat
they should sell small packs of mini-mac sliders
I want all that flavor in a bite size package that I can slam down multiple mouthfuls of
get on it you cunts

>>15361385
>>>15362852

>>15363542
Updated for the autist in the thread before it got janny'd

>>15361385
The true american ambassador worldwide

>>15364723
Motherfucker, where do you live where you have to put a deposit on a roast beef sandwich?

>>15361385
(big mac)
(big mac)
(big mac)
I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce (big mac)
Don't be frontin son, no seeds on the bun (big mac)
We be up in this drive thru order for two (big mac)
I gots a craving for a number 9 like my shoe (big mac)
We need some chicken up in here, in this shizzle (big mac)
Fro rizzle my mizzle extra salt on the frizzle (big mac)
Dr.pepper my brother, another for your mother (big mac)
Double double super size and don't forget the fries! (big mac)

>>15366356
Oregon or Wa-shit-ington

>>15361385
>tfw they got rid of the jalapeno mcchicken

Still fucking mad, haven't been there since, everything else at Mcdonalds is shit

>>15364723
Albini can suck my fat greasy cock.

>>15361385
Bigger Mac

>>15361809
first time i tried a big mac was last year and i was surprised by how small it was
tasted ok, wouldn't want to eat it again

>>15361385
For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>15361385
Do americans really

Mcgangbang is the only thing worth getting

>double cheeseburger (2 slices)
>extra cheese (that makes 3)
>remove pickles
>extra rehydrated onion
>extra ketchup
>extra mustard
>add bacon
wa la
it's really fucking moist and juicy compared to the usual dry mcburger

>>15361385
two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, onions, pickles, all on a sesame seed bun. McDonalds, I'm loving it!

>>15367984
>>remove pickles

>>15367984
>remove pickles
>it's really fucking moist and juicy

cowboy big mac https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVAfrY2-VrM

>>15367918
>>15363245
>>15361385
why does american big macs (wouldn't even call the other thing a mcchicken) look fucking atrocious?

>>15361385
For you

>>15361385
Hold the Mac sauce

It's big, yes. But it's not Mac.

>>15366356
The deposit is for the pop container.

>>15369420
>Reactistan
huh?

>>15369151
why does european posters are fucking obsession?

>>15369536
Seethe harder, ESL.

Ahem
The Fillet o' Fish

>>15367631
The fuck? I live in WA and have never paid a deposit for a fucking sandwich.

>>15369420
>Alhamdullilah, it is pure