/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15348601
just to suffer

>>15348601
You're wasteful and hungry.

>>15348601
Because you’re an incompetent lazy idiot

>>15348608
>>15348614
>>15348656
All decent answers

Aw jeez, got it double wrapped and they still managed to make it all leaky

>>15348601
15$ for a burrito is already robbery. Couple that with your lazy fucking ass using a delivery service Im getting the impression you're an idiot

Well, at least it tastes fresh. They're offering cauliflower rice now bit charging a whole extra $3 for it, can you believe that?

>>15348684
I'm doing my best okay

Well, whats done is done

>>15348754
which bite did the regret sink in?

nice blog /pol/shit

>>15348762
Immediately after unwrapping to be desu FUCK chipotle but FUCK me for spending $22 on it

>>15348768
I mean I am one but how did you know?

>>15348798
the fast food thread is how i know since none of you know how to cook for some reason

>>15348601
it's only $22 dude who cares, sometimes time is money, mental health matters

>>15348890
It is women's job to cook for me

>>15348903
go get a woman then instead of lazing around eating garbage fast food

>>15348601
>eating shitpolte.

>>15348901
Yeah its from my stimulus check too, its just the concept of a $22 burrito that is giving me buyers remorse

>>15348890
I can cook, see my other thread here >>15348417

>>15349046
yikes bro

>>15349060
YOU'RE A YIKES BRO

>>15349064
yikespilled

>>15349070
Shut it, you're probably one of those retards trying to make "keyed" a thing

>>15349075
>Shut it, you're probably one of those retards trying to make "keyed" a thing
What is keyed?

>>15349089
Don't play dumb with me, dummy

>>15349090
I actually don't know what it is. Only boards I browse are /ck/ and /an/. I was just messing around with my posts.

>>15349100
Well its not a thing and will never be a thing so don't worry about it

>>15349112
Probably for the best...

>>15349075
>spend $22 on a frozen burrito
>Can't spend the extra $0.29 on mac
shiggy

>>15348903
...and until you have a woman cooking for you, you should learn to cook for yourself. It's rewarding and fun to prepare good food.

>>15349090
>>15349112
Locked
>>15349100
Keyed

>>15349136
Its what I had on hand okay I thought I had some but didn't.

>>15349147
Please refer to my image

>$22 for a burrito
I'd honestly be reevaluating my life if I ever fucked up so badly

>>15348601
>>15348680
>>15348703
>>15348754
Wow. Millennials and zoomers are so stupid. Spending 22 bucks on a burrito then whining they can't afford a home!

>>15349169
Look not every choice we make in life can be a good one. All humans are built with some level of impulsivity.

>>15349174
Boomers deserve to be skinned alive

>>15349179
But I Iike their funny "spending our childrens' inheritance!" bumper stickers.

>>15348601
Yeah, tell me why.
The only people I can fathom using food delivery apps are retards with impulse control.

>>15349222
At least I earned 21 points

>>15348601
You spent twenty fucking quid on a wrap. You are a buffoon.

>>15349430
>quid
What the fuck is that

>>15348601
I literally was about to order some Chipotle and then remembered that they charge extra for guac and they've been absolute shit for the last 5 years and decided against it.

>>15349454
I why didn't you telepathically communicate your resolve to me bro? You could have saved me bro?

>>15349075
locked

>>15349465
I tried, man. You should have known better desu. Chipotle completely fell down the gutter in recent years.

at least you learned from this mistake anon and hopefully won't do it again no worries.

>>15348754
This is the most pathetic OP I've seen on any board, ever.

>>15349526
You're a jerk its not like I'm a brony or gamer or leftist

>>15348901
>mental health matters
Why are men getting so weak and soft, I bet you cry actual tears.

>>15348601
>$22 bucks for a chipotle burrito

fucking how? are you getting upcharged on one of those fucking delivery apps or something? I go like once a week or so and mine is like $7

>>15349567
Delivery and service fees were both $3. I knew this and tapped order anyways. I am a retard.

Driver got no tip tho lol fuck wagies

>>15348601
>$22 for a burrito
>Could buy the ingredients for less and make a few days worth
Retard

>>15349559
I just rest when I get the chance so I'm 100% when I need to work, worry about 20 bucks is a waste of mental energy

>>15349437
Pound. I'm not from the UK and I know that.

>>15348601
>5.30+2.65+1.45 = 14.95

>>15349289
21 points of what

>>15348601
>one burrito
>$15
Mexicans everywhere are laughing at you.

>>15349702
>worry about 20 bucks is a waste of mental energy
This is such a poor people mentality. $20 is $20 and isn't nothing. Considering the cost of $20 before spending it is how wealthy people get wealthy, it's not a waste of mental energy.

It's not even a huge mental thing.

>>15349750
Hey you're right wtf

>>15349756
At least I'm white

>>15349723
22$ is not equal to 20 quid retard.

>>15349777
>At least I'm white
So? You just paid over $20 for a subpar burrito. You're a fucking dumbass.

>>15349750
>>15349777
Oh wait I forgot the carne asada isn't the cost of the base burrito, its actually a $5 extra lmao

>>15349770
>onsidering the cost of $20 before spending it is how wealthy people get wealthy
you dont actually believe this, right?

>>15348890
I can cook, generally its the poor commies that dont know how to live

>>15349753
21 points of awesomeness!

Guys. Why does a burrito cost twenty-two dollars?

>>15348601
>$22 for a burrito
Most I’ve paid for chipotle is $9 after taxes. How did you make your burrito cost this much?

>>15350916
I explicitly showed you how...

>>15349753
Probably some reward scheme thing. For example, Tesco have this thing called a clubcard, and every time you shop there you scan the card and it'll add points onto it. The amount of points depends on how much you spend, and those points can then become vouchers and sich and you save a few pennies on the next shop.
>>15349089
It's a new form of "based" and "redpilled". I think it originated in /biz/ with something to do with locking in profits, but it could also be about trannies and politics shit like eating the bugs and all that. Why it would be lock and key I don't know but it probably has something to do with prison. Keyed also means scratching something with a key, like a car

>>15348680
>eating a burrito by putting your bare hands on it

>>15351150
Is that not the entire point of a burrito?

>>15350926
Wait, the Carne asada was an extra charge? what were they charging $14 dollars for to begin with?

>>15351077
>Probably some reward scheme thing. For example, Tesco have this thing called a clubcard, and every time you shop there you scan the card and it'll add points onto it. The amount of points depends on how much you spend, and those points can then become vouchers and sich and you save a few pennies on the next shop.

I don't mind overpaying for delivery, what pisses me off is I order it to arrive during my lunch hour, they fuck up my order or it's canceled because the driver is a shit for brains, and then I starve because they canceled it at 12:45 and my next call is at 1

>>15351177
Basically burrito was like $6, then add $5.30 for carne asada, $2.65 for extra meat (chicken), and $1.45 for the queso. Then $3 for delivery and $3 service charge. Yes I have regrets

>>15348601
holy shit, an extra 5.30 for carne asada? You asked for extra portion? Let me teach you how to Chipotle. The carne is good but if you didn't pick the extra portion, the additional carne charge would only be like $2-3. You didn't need the extra portion anyways, that's why they double wrapped your burrito too. Chipotle almost always gives monster servings and if the burrito wasn't enough without the extra portion, you should've got the the bowl with tortilla on the side. If you choose chicken, didn't take the extra portion, and still got the queso, that meal would've only been like $10 or less if you picked it up yourself instead of delivery. Good on ya for the queso though, everyone picks guac but guac is overrated and Chipotle's queso is actually good.

t. am Chipotle's delivery bitch

>>15351165
>he doesn't know about the foil unwrapping technique

>>15351200
>Chipotle almost always gives monster servings
Gonna have to stop ya there bud. I'm a big boy

>>15351207
Thanks now I feel double retarded

>>15351210
Fair enough but I'll argue. If you were truly BIG, you would've got the bowl with the extra servings, so you ain't as BIG as you think you are "big boy"

>>15351200
While ypur here, whats the deal with the cauliflower rice?

>>15351240
The issue is thats extra labor and they don't give enough of those tiny tortillas

>>15351178
You're "rewarded" for shopping with them instead of other supermarkets, and it's incentive to spend more. Are you confused by my wording or the principle of it in general?

>>15351241
It's the same as the cilantro white rice but with cauliflower and an advertisement campaign. They know their primary audience are white "health conscious" yuppies who prioritize their time and money but opt out of unhealthier options so Chipotle hits that spot and you have to give it to Chipotle for running a relatively healthy fast food chain that isn't too expensive (if you're not retarded and choose every additional option like OP) From my experience with giant fast food/fast casual chains, they add new items to excite their customer base when business is struggling and the past year was hard on everyone

>>15351288
Thanks for the info but I am OP and I have had it up to HERE with the name calling

>>15351284
>You're "rewarded" for shopping with them instead of other supermarkets
That's how it used to be but as much anymore, now you're being rewarded for giving them shopping trend data.

>>15351253
>thats extra labor
extra labor for more food in the end is worth it, no?
>tiny tortillas
I guess that's another fair point, they give the taco tortillas instead of the burrito ones

>>15348601
Dunno. I hope it was worth the money though, that’s pretty expensive for a regular burrito.

>>15351301
>now you're being rewarded for giving them shopping trend data.
That's true, I never thought about talking about that aspect of it. I guess they take it all into account, tally it ul or something and use that info for new deal, promotions and such. It's good in that sense, and I'm not too fussed about them checking my shopping habits, I already have a phone contract with them so I cant really give them much more data. It's still bad practice though, because that data will end up being sold.

>>15351340
It wasn't at all, my hands got all greasy and I was still hungry afterwards. Learn from my mistake everyone

>>15351342
>I guess they take it all into account, tally it ul or something and use that info for new deal, promotions and such
That's exactly what they do to predict how much of X stock is needed for Y timeframe. With good enough numbers, their corporate bean counters can also convince other corporate bean counters to run better contracts for lower prices and more stock
>It's still bad practice though, because that data will end up being sold.
Welcome to the future, where those corporate bean counters have figured out how much "rewards" is enough to not dip into their data exchange profits. Something all those companies have downplayed is how valuable accurate shopping trend data is to their profit margins. Of course, if more people knew how valuable it really is, they wouldn't be as free in giving out their statistics.

>>15348601
>Why did I do this
order a shitty burrito, or pay $22 for a shitty burrito? either way, ya done fucked up.